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Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This

is it. You're here. You made it. I'm very excited

about this Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Oh, my guest

tonight! If they're here, that means right now, the only

person guarding Boston is Mark Wahlberg. So, Matt and Ben

have been friends for over 40 years. These guys are

close. I mean, not heated, rivalry close, but very close.

They go together, like, losing weight on an ozombic and

denying your ozombic. You know what I'm saying? They go

together, like, chat GBT and bad medical advice. They go

together, like, President Trump and invading a country with no

plan. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Trump is still

talking about taking you over Greenland, and he said that

if we invaded, their only defense would be two dog

sleds. Christy Nome was like, I can take care of

those. It's interesting, because dogs led drivers and Trump's brain

doctor both say the same thing, mush, mush. Hey, guys,

it's officially award season. We just had the Golden Globes,

and voting for the Oscars is now underway. And one

of my big favorites is a movie out there about

Shakespeare called Hamlet. Oh! Oh! Well, the movie is actually

called HamNet. What's that trick? It's not Hamlet. It's HamNet

with an N. Oh, cool. Thanks, Drake. I am such

a fool. I got the title wrong. I am so

ashamed. So I shall sing my song. Oh, the pain

in embarrassment. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. You good? Yeah, what?

Look, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, but a lot

of people get that wrong. No, no, it's fine. I

saw a bunch of movies this year. So I saw

Frankenstein. That was good. I mean, Frankenstein, right? Yeah. Frankenstein

is a scary monster. Oh! Well, see, Frankenstein is the

doctor's name. Not the monster. Right, right. My bad. I

am such a fool. I messed up yet again. I

am so disgraced. When will this torture end? Oh, the

blinding humiliation in the span. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

Relax, man. Sorry, I just... I cover pop culture news.

I should know these things. It's okay. We all make

mistakes. Let me cheer you up. But let's hang out

later and watch one battle after another. It's streaming on

Max. Oh. Trick, it's not called Max anymore. It's back

to HBO Max. Right. Of course. I knew that. Oh,

God, I didn't know that. It's back to HBO. Well,

Jimmy, he is best at me. Right here on the

show. All the suffering in sorrow. Who gets the upper

hand. And who will win best picture. Just like La

La La. Oh, God. Guys, guys, hold on. La La

Land didn't win. It was moonlight. Goddamn it, come on.

You say one more thing. You better just dip it

over there. Who knows everything? Well, speaking of movies, the

CEO of Chuck E. Cheese said that he wants to

make a film about the franchise. It'll be a horror

movie when someone brings a black light into a Chuck

E. Cheese. Well, get this. I saw that Netflix is

adding 34 new video podcasts to its app. Yeah. You'll

be able to watch podcasts on Netflix. They even released

a promo. Check this out. People love listening to podcasts.

And they love watching Netflix. And now they can do

both by watching podcasts on Netflix. But we're not stopping

there. We're also releasing all of our video podcasts as

audio -only podcasts. Then we're releasing those audio -only podcasts

as videos, which we will then record audio of and

release as video -less audio. Then we'll take a video

of someone listening to that audio and release it as

the surprise night episode of Stranger Things. So turn on

Netflix and check out our video -less audio videos with

all their no audio video. Only on Hulu. Now, it's

confusing. Now. Finally, I heard about a man who just

had a new world record for driving the fastest motorized

trash can. Elon Musk was like, it's called a cyber

truck. We have a great show. Give it up for

the rules, everybody. Where my stuff to see if I

can feel. Then I began to try to see if

it was real. Lots of it all seemed revealed to

me. That's what's concealed. It told me that I probably

should. Oh, no. Thank you, Drew. What a show we

have for you tonight. They are Oscar winners and two

of the biggest movie stars in the world. Their new

film The Rip premieres Friday on Netflix. Ben Affleck and

Matt Damon are here. Tonight. Yes. Big bat. She stars

in the Hulu series. Tell me lies new episode stream

Tuesdays. Grace Van Patten is joining us. And we got

great music from Madison Beer. Really good. Guys, what are

my favorite things about the NBA season? Is getting to

see all the players tunnel fits? You know, I'm talking

about the cool outfits that they wear when they arrive

in the arena and walk to their locker room. So

I'll show you what I mean. It's time for tonight's

show's tunnel fits, here we go. Check out my tunnel

fits. My tunnel fits. My tunnel fits. Here's how it

works. I'm going to show you three photos of NBA

players in their best tunnel fits. And then we're going

to vote on which one you want to see me

rock. Okay, you all have clickers at your seats? Okay,

good, very good. Higgins, Roots, you have clickers, too? All

right, we're going to eventually vote on which one you

want to see it. Let's just look at them all

first. The first one is the Grizzly's Jaron Jackson, Jr.

Here you go. It's like a nice... Someone's like he

has like another set of hands. Double glove. Sown into

his pockets, sir. So, yeah, that's, yeah. So that's JJJ

right there. All right, this next one is from James

Harden. The Clippers James Harden. Let's see if we can...

Looks like a Yo Gaba -Gabba character. That's our second

one. And then here's our third one here is Russell

Westbrook. We love Russell. Here this is... Ooh, kind of

a brimmed hat with a skirt. Kind of a zero

type of thing. That's pirata. Yeah. All right, that's it.

That's our three looks. Okay, now it's time to vote

on which tunnel fit... Do you want to see me

wear and which one could I... Is it A? Is

it B? Gaba. Where's it C? All right. Grab your

clickers and let's vote. I think it's going to be...

I know what you're going to want. Yeah. I think

we have to. Yeah, we have to. I think there's

no question. You got it, yeah. It might be a

unanimous decision. All right, the votes are... Let's see the

results right here. Oh, yeah, that's what it is. What's

B? Who doesn't think it? All right, let's try and

see if I can do it. Yeah, sure. Thank you.

All right, that's all it's time. We have a tunnel

fit. Stick around. We're doing something fun. It's time to

reflect. And that day, I'm going to come back in

a minute, too.