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I'm Jimmy. I'm the host.

I'm Jimmy. I'm the host.

I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. It's a great here. Thanks for coming.

It's a great here. Thanks for coming.

It's a great here. Thanks for coming. Thank you for joining us here at our our

Thank you for joining us here at our our

Thank you for joining us here at our our headquarters in Los Angeles. Please, you

headquarters in Los Angeles. Please, you

headquarters in Los Angeles. Please, you know, I'm going to tell you something.

know, I'm going to tell you something.

know, I'm going to tell you something. There's a lot going on. There's some

There's a lot going on. There's some

There's a lot going on. There's some very serious stuff going on, not just

very serious stuff going on, not just

very serious stuff going on, not just here, all around the world. And yet, I

here, all around the world. And yet, I

here, all around the world. And yet, I personally I cannot help but to stop

personally I cannot help but to stop

personally I cannot help but to stop everything when there are monkeys on the

everything when there are monkeys on the

everything when there are monkeys on the loose. Not here. You can relax. The uh

loose. Not here. You can relax. The uh

loose. Not here. You can relax. The uh loose monkeys have been spotted in and

loose monkeys have been spotted in and

loose monkeys have been spotted in and around St. Louis. Or have they? This is

around St. Louis. Or have they? This is

around St. Louis. Or have they? This is a weird story. Yesterday, we learned

a weird story. Yesterday, we learned

a weird story. Yesterday, we learned that a troop of Vervet monkeys were seen

that a troop of Vervet monkeys were seen

that a troop of Vervet monkeys were seen at a park and in other parts of northern

at a park and in other parts of northern

at a park and in other parts of northern St. Louis. But as word spread and the

St. Louis. But as word spread and the

St. Louis. But as word spread and the local authorities there began to

local authorities there began to

local authorities there began to investigate, a flood of of photos and

investigate, a flood of of photos and

investigate, a flood of of photos and videos started to appear online, which

videos started to appear online, which

videos started to appear online, which at first seemed like real photographs.

at first seemed like real photographs.

at first seemed like real photographs. But then the monkeys were wearing

But then the monkeys were wearing

But then the monkeys were wearing Cardinals jerseys and face paint to the

Cardinals jerseys and face paint to the

Cardinals jerseys and face paint to the point where animal control didn't know

point where animal control didn't know

point where animal control didn't know what was real and what was fake. Now,

what was real and what was fake. Now,

what was real and what was fake. Now, this is video of one of the escapees, or

this is video of one of the escapees, or

this is video of one of the escapees, or at least it appears to be video of one

at least it appears to be video of one

at least it appears to be video of one of the escapees. Well, honestly, we have

of the escapees. Well, honestly, we have

of the escapees. Well, honestly, we have no idea if that is real or AI. What do

no idea if that is real or AI. What do

no idea if that is real or AI. What do you think, GMO?

you think, GMO?

you think, GMO? >> I think it's real.

>> I think it's real.

>> I think it's real. >> I think it's real, too. But for the

>> I think it's real, too. But for the

>> I think it's real, too. But for the first time ever, we are not sure whether

first time ever, we are not sure whether

first time ever, we are not sure whether that's a real monkey or not. It became

that's a real monkey or not. It became

that's a real monkey or not. It became so confusing that the St. Louis

so confusing that the St. Louis

so confusing that the St. Louis Department of Health had to ask

Department of Health had to ask

Department of Health had to ask residents to please knock it off with

residents to please knock it off with

residents to please knock it off with all the fake monkey photos.

all the fake monkey photos.

all the fake monkey photos. >> Were you guys having a hard time

>> Were you guys having a hard time

>> Were you guys having a hard time figuring out where the monkeys were

figuring out where the monkeys were

figuring out where the monkeys were because of all the AI photoshop photos?

because of all the AI photoshop photos?

because of all the AI photoshop photos? We did receive a tremendous amount of

We did receive a tremendous amount of

We did receive a tremendous amount of information from the community, but it

information from the community, but it

information from the community, but it was a challenge verifying the

was a challenge verifying the

was a challenge verifying the authenticity of some of that

authenticity of some of that

authenticity of some of that information.

information.

information. >> Are we 100% sure the monkeys are real?

>> Are we 100% sure the monkeys are real?

>> Are we 100% sure the monkeys are real? >> We have had one verified sighting by a

>> We have had one verified sighting by a

>> We have had one verified sighting by a St. Louis police officer that verified

St. Louis police officer that verified

St. Louis police officer that verified the location of one monkey.

the location of one monkey.

the location of one monkey. >> By the way, I think all press

>> By the way, I think all press

>> By the way, I think all press conferences should include the phrase,

conferences should include the phrase,

conferences should include the phrase, "Are we 100% sure the monkeys are real?"

"Are we 100% sure the monkeys are real?"

"Are we 100% sure the monkeys are real?" The best advice is to contact the

The best advice is to contact the

The best advice is to contact the Citizen Service Bureau and let us know

Citizen Service Bureau and let us know

Citizen Service Bureau and let us know the location of the monkey so that we

the location of the monkey so that we

the location of the monkey so that we can respond and contain. Please do not

can respond and contain. Please do not

can respond and contain. Please do not interact with the monkeys. They are

interact with the monkeys. They are

interact with the monkeys. They are highly intelligent and unpredictable.

highly intelligent and unpredictable.

highly intelligent and unpredictable. Letting us know where they're located is

Letting us know where they're located is

Letting us know where they're located is the best next step. Thanks.

the best next step. Thanks.

the best next step. Thanks. >> I don't think that one was real, but I

>> I don't think that one was real, but I

>> I don't think that one was real, but I do have a message to anyone who's

do have a message to anyone who's

do have a message to anyone who's posting fake uh AI monkey sightings.

posting fake uh AI monkey sightings.

posting fake uh AI monkey sightings. Number one, you're obstructing an active

Number one, you're obstructing an active

Number one, you're obstructing an active investigation, and number two is very

investigation, and number two is very

investigation, and number two is very funny.

funny.

funny. This afternoon, the Department of Health

This afternoon, the Department of Health

This afternoon, the Department of Health announced that they have ceased their

announced that they have ceased their

announced that they have ceased their search for the monkeys, which means

search for the monkeys, which means

search for the monkeys, which means either the animals are still out there

either the animals are still out there

either the animals are still out there somewhere and they gave up or they're

somewhere and they gave up or they're

somewhere and they gave up or they're dead and they don't want to say it or

dead and they don't want to say it or

dead and they don't want to say it or they never existed at all, like some

they never existed at all, like some

they never existed at all, like some kind of monkey version of the sixth

kind of monkey version of the sixth

kind of monkey version of the sixth sense. And then there was another

sense. And then there was another

sense. And then there was another primate sighting. An orangutan popped up

primate sighting. An orangutan popped up

primate sighting. An orangutan popped up in a very populated area of Detroit.

in a very populated area of Detroit.

in a very populated area of Detroit. >> Isn't it nice to have a president that

>> Isn't it nice to have a president that

>> Isn't it nice to have a president that can go off teleprompter? You are so

can go off teleprompter? You are so

can go off teleprompter? You are so lucky I allow you into this room to even

lucky I allow you into this room to even

lucky I allow you into this room to even be with me. the mosquito and a certain

be with me. the mosquito and a certain

be with me. the mosquito and a certain snake which was not a very nice reptile.

snake which was not a very nice reptile.

snake which was not a very nice reptile. This was a brutal reptile. He got bit.

This was a brutal reptile. He got bit.

This was a brutal reptile. He got bit. It was over. It was just saying bye-bye

It was over. It was just saying bye-bye

It was over. It was just saying bye-bye everybody. The mosquito and the snake. I

everybody. The mosquito and the snake. I

everybody. The mosquito and the snake. I don't know if we should have done that

don't know if we should have done that

don't know if we should have done that as well. I don't know. I TOLD HIM NOT TO

as well. I don't know. I TOLD HIM NOT TO

as well. I don't know. I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO IT. DONALD TRUMP thinks he's hot

DO IT. DONALD TRUMP thinks he's hot

DO IT. DONALD TRUMP thinks he's hot stuff. They rigged the election on you.

stuff. They rigged the election on you.

stuff. They rigged the election on you. He won the electoral college. You know,

He won the electoral college. You know,

He won the electoral college. You know, secure our border. He's very optimistic.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.

much.

much. >> That little routine at the end there was

>> That little routine at the end there was

>> That little routine at the end there was our president making fun of our former

our president making fun of our former

our president making fun of our former president Joe Biden who has cancer. When

president Joe Biden who has cancer. When

president Joe Biden who has cancer. When he goes low, he then goes a little bit

he goes low, he then goes a little bit

he goes low, he then goes a little bit lower. King Kong was in the Motor City

lower. King Kong was in the Motor City

lower. King Kong was in the Motor City today. He gave the finger and said, "F

today. He gave the finger and said, "F

today. He gave the finger and said, "F you" to a worker at Ford who called him

you" to a worker at Ford who called him

you" to a worker at Ford who called him a pedophile protector. And then Trump

a pedophile protector. And then Trump

a pedophile protector. And then Trump delivered another banana speech at the

delivered another banana speech at the

delivered another banana speech at the Detroit Economic Club where he attempted

Detroit Economic Club where he attempted

Detroit Economic Club where he attempted to convince those in attendance that the

to convince those in attendance that the

to convince those in attendance that the protests in Minneapolis are not real.

protests in Minneapolis are not real.

protests in Minneapolis are not real. They're fake.

They're fake.

They're fake. >> One of the reasons they're doing these

>> One of the reasons they're doing these

>> One of the reasons they're doing these fake riots, I mean, they're just

fake riots, I mean, they're just

fake riots, I mean, they're just terrible. I mean, you see it's so fake.

terrible. I mean, you see it's so fake.

terrible. I mean, you see it's so fake. Shame, shame, shame. You see the woman

Shame, shame, shame. You see the woman

Shame, shame, shame. You see the woman that's all practice. They go and

that's all practice. They go and

that's all practice. They go and practice. They go to areas. They take

practice. They go to areas. They take

practice. They go to areas. They take hotel rooms and they all practice

hotel rooms and they all practice

hotel rooms and they all practice together.

together.

together. >> That's right. They practice and hold

>> That's right. They practice and hold

>> That's right. They practice and hold they order room service and they

they order room service and they

they order room service and they practice. It's like motel January 6 is

practice. It's like motel January 6 is

practice. It's like motel January 6 is where they do it which and by the way

where they do it which and by the way

where they do it which and by the way they're not riots they're real. First

they're not riots they're real. First

they're not riots they're real. First they want us to believe that we did not

they want us to believe that we did not

they want us to believe that we did not see what we all saw happen or any good.

see what we all saw happen or any good.

see what we all saw happen or any good. Now he wants us to believe the protests

Now he wants us to believe the protests

Now he wants us to believe the protests aren't real. It's like the emperor's new

aren't real. It's like the emperor's new

aren't real. It's like the emperor's new clothes in reverse. He's telling us

clothes in reverse. He's telling us

clothes in reverse. He's telling us we're the ones who are naked while they

we're the ones who are naked while they

we're the ones who are naked while they do their best to cover everything up.

do their best to cover everything up.

do their best to cover everything up. Not only has the Trump administration

Not only has the Trump administration

Not only has the Trump administration iced local authorities out of the FBI

iced local authorities out of the FBI

iced local authorities out of the FBI investigation into the killing of Renee

investigation into the killing of Renee

investigation into the killing of Renee Good, six senior prosecutors in

Good, six senior prosecutors in

Good, six senior prosecutors in Minnesota stepped down today after being

Minnesota stepped down today after being

Minnesota stepped down today after being pressured by the Justice Department to

pressured by the Justice Department to

pressured by the Justice Department to investigate Renee Good's widow who was

investigate Renee Good's widow who was

investigate Renee Good's widow who was the passenger in the car when she was

the passenger in the car when she was

the passenger in the car when she was shot. They're investigating the victims

shot. They're investigating the victims

shot. They're investigating the victims instead of the perpetrator. And this

instead of the perpetrator. And this

instead of the perpetrator. And this morning, Trump posted, "Do the people of

morning, Trump posted, "Do the people of

morning, Trump posted, "Do the people of Minnesota really want to live in a

Minnesota really want to live in a

Minnesota really want to live in a community in which there are thousands

community in which there are thousands

community in which there are thousands of already convicted murderers,

of already convicted murderers,

of already convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists,

drug dealers and addicts, rapists,

drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent released and escape prisoners,

violent released and escape prisoners,

violent released and escape prisoners, dangerous people from foreign mental

dangerous people from foreign mental

dangerous people from foreign mental institutions, and insane asylums, and

institutions, and insane asylums, and

institutions, and insane asylums, and other deadly criminals too dangerous to

other deadly criminals too dangerous to

other deadly criminals too dangerous to even mention." What could be more

even mention." What could be more

even mention." What could be more dangerous than a murderer, rapist escape

dangerous than a murderer, rapist escape

dangerous than a murderer, rapist escape from an insane asylum?

from an insane asylum?

from an insane asylum? Godzilla? I don't know. But fear not,

Godzilla? I don't know. But fear not,

Godzilla? I don't know. But fear not, great people of Minnesota. The day of

great people of Minnesota. The day of

great people of Minnesota. The day of reckoning and retribution is coming.

reckoning and retribution is coming.

reckoning and retribution is coming. Does anyone else miss the days when the

Does anyone else miss the days when the

Does anyone else miss the days when the president didn't sound like the

president didn't sound like the

president didn't sound like the Undertaker at Wrestlemania? I mean,

Undertaker at Wrestlemania? I mean,

Undertaker at Wrestlemania? I mean, seriously, would somebody get this

seriously, would somebody get this

seriously, would somebody get this hypoglycemic 5-year-old a fidget

hypoglycemic 5-year-old a fidget

hypoglycemic 5-year-old a fidget spinner? He needs something to do with

spinner? He needs something to do with

spinner? He needs something to do with his hands. I DON'T KNOW.

his hands. I DON'T KNOW.

his hands. I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY DON'T KNOW what this

I REALLY DON'T KNOW what this

I REALLY DON'T KNOW what this old nut is rambling about, but the

old nut is rambling about, but the

old nut is rambling about, but the protests in Minneapolis are real enough

protests in Minneapolis are real enough

protests in Minneapolis are real enough for the uh Magverse media to descend

for the uh Magverse media to descend

for the uh Magverse media to descend upon them. This uh Fox wannabe channel

upon them. This uh Fox wannabe channel

upon them. This uh Fox wannabe channel called Real America's Voice sent a

called Real America's Voice sent a

called Real America's Voice sent a reporter to the scene. Now, stick with

reporter to the scene. Now, stick with

reporter to the scene. Now, stick with this because she's the woman's kind of

this because she's the woman's kind of

this because she's the woman's kind of annoying at first, but it gets very

annoying at first, but it gets very

annoying at first, but it gets very funny as it goes along.

funny as it goes along.

funny as it goes along. >> I'm just trying to have an intelligent

>> I'm just trying to have an intelligent

>> I'm just trying to have an intelligent conversation.

conversation.

conversation. >> We're just trying to have an intelligent

>> We're just trying to have an intelligent

>> We're just trying to have an intelligent conversation.

conversation.

conversation. >> Oh, man. I'm a big and tall man.

>> Oh, man. I'm a big and tall man.

>> Oh, man. I'm a big and tall man. >> I don't act this way. I'M A BIG AND TALL

>> I don't act this way. I'M A BIG AND TALL

>> I don't act this way. I'M A BIG AND TALL MAN.

MAN.

MAN. >> You want to engage an intelligent

>> You want to engage an intelligent

>> You want to engage an intelligent conversation

conversation

conversation and

and

and >> this is what we're dealing with on the

>> this is what we're dealing with on the

>> this is what we're dealing with on the ground all over.

ground all over.

ground all over. >> That's right.

>> That's right.

>> That's right. >> Actually, I'm very respectful

>> Actually, I'm very respectful

>> Actually, I'm very respectful >> and you're not respectful at all in any

>> and you're not respectful at all in any

>> and you're not respectful at all in any way.

way.

way. >> I just want to ask, do you believe in

>> I just want to ask, do you believe in

>> I just want to ask, do you believe in illegal immigration?

illegal immigration?

illegal immigration? Do you think US taxpayers should be

Do you think US taxpayers should be

Do you think US taxpayers should be funding housing to illegals and medical

funding housing to illegals and medical

funding housing to illegals and medical smart man? He is so intelligent. This

smart man? He is so intelligent. This

smart man? He is so intelligent. This man, HE'S GOT NOTHING TO SAY.

>> Back to you, Jeff.

>> Back to you, Jeff.

>> Back to you, Jeff. And with all this going on here, with

And with all this going on here, with

And with all this going on here, with all the chaos Trump's created at home,

all the chaos Trump's created at home,

all the chaos Trump's created at home, he's still talking about Greenland. He

he's still talking about Greenland. He

he's still talking about Greenland. He still believes that Denmark should sever

still believes that Denmark should sever

still believes that Denmark should sever their 300 plus year relationship with

their 300 plus year relationship with

their 300 plus year relationship with Greenland and turn it over to us. The

Greenland and turn it over to us. The

Greenland and turn it over to us. The only problem is Trump never bothered to

only problem is Trump never bothered to

only problem is Trump never bothered to ask Greenland what they prefer in this

ask Greenland what they prefer in this

ask Greenland what they prefer in this weird custody battle he's created.

weird custody battle he's created.

weird custody battle he's created. >> Premier of Greenland said today, "We

>> Premier of Greenland said today, "We

>> Premier of Greenland said today, "We prefer to stay with Denmark." Do you see

prefer to stay with Denmark." Do you see

prefer to stay with Denmark." Do you see that as the final? The premier of

that as the final? The premier of

that as the final? The premier of Greenland.

Greenland.

Greenland. >> Well, that's their problem. That's their

>> Well, that's their problem. That's their

>> Well, that's their problem. That's their problem. I disagree with him. I don't

problem. I disagree with him. I don't

problem. I disagree with him. I don't know who he is. Don't know anything

know who he is. Don't know anything

know who he is. Don't know anything about him, but that's going to be a big

about him, but that's going to be a big

about him, but that's going to be a big problem for him.

problem for him.

problem for him. >> He doesn't even know who runs the

>> He doesn't even know who runs the

>> He doesn't even know who runs the country he wants to take. That's our

country he wants to take. That's our

country he wants to take. That's our Gangistan. We are, you know, we're

Gangistan. We are, you know, we're

Gangistan. We are, you know, we're coming up on a a full year into Trump's

coming up on a a full year into Trump's

coming up on a a full year into Trump's second term and so far somehow it is so

second term and so far somehow it is so

second term and so far somehow it is so much worse than I think any of us

much worse than I think any of us

much worse than I think any of us thought it would be. I will say this, he

thought it would be. I will say this, he

thought it would be. I will say this, he has been running the country like one of

has been running the country like one of

has been running the country like one of his businesses into bankruptcy. Uh,

his businesses into bankruptcy. Uh,

his businesses into bankruptcy. Uh, according to the Bureau of Labor and

according to the Bureau of Labor and

according to the Bureau of Labor and Statistics, the prices he said he'd get

Statistics, the prices he said he'd get

Statistics, the prices he said he'd get down on day one are up 2.7% from a year

down on day one are up 2.7% from a year

down on day one are up 2.7% from a year ago. Though, in fairness, the number is

ago. Though, in fairness, the number is

ago. Though, in fairness, the number is expected to go down after he arrests

expected to go down after he arrests

expected to go down after he arrests everyone who works at the Bureau of

everyone who works at the Bureau of

everyone who works at the Bureau of Labor and Statistics. But one thing

Labor and Statistics. But one thing

Labor and Statistics. But one thing Trump has been doing very well is

Trump has been doing very well is

Trump has been doing very well is distracting us from the fact that his

distracting us from the fact that his

distracting us from the fact that his justice department still hasn't released

justice department still hasn't released

justice department still hasn't released more than 2 million Epstein files. But

more than 2 million Epstein files. But

more than 2 million Epstein files. But fear not, the chair of the House

fear not, the chair of the House

fear not, the chair of the House Oversight Committee, James Goomer Comr,

Oversight Committee, James Goomer Comr,

Oversight Committee, James Goomer Comr, is demanding that the president be held

is demanding that the president be held

is demanding that the president be held accountable. Just not this president. As

accountable. Just not this president. As

accountable. Just not this president. As a result of Bill Clinton not showing up

a result of Bill Clinton not showing up

a result of Bill Clinton not showing up for his lawful subpoena, which again was

for his lawful subpoena, which again was

for his lawful subpoena, which again was voted on it unanimously by the committee

voted on it unanimously by the committee

voted on it unanimously by the committee in a bipartisan manner, we will move

in a bipartisan manner, we will move

in a bipartisan manner, we will move next week in the House Oversight

next week in the House Oversight

next week in the House Oversight Committee Markup to hold former

Committee Markup to hold former

Committee Markup to hold former President Clinton in contempt of

President Clinton in contempt of

President Clinton in contempt of Congress.

Congress.

Congress. >> So, uh,

>> So, uh,

>> So, uh, >> well, come on now. I'm sure based on the

>> well, come on now. I'm sure based on the

>> well, come on now. I'm sure based on the fact that his name is all over the files

fact that his name is all over the files

fact that his name is all over the files we've seen so far, he'll if he's

we've seen so far, he'll if he's

we've seen so far, he'll if he's bringing Clinton in, he'll bring Trump

bringing Clinton in, he'll bring Trump

bringing Clinton in, he'll bring Trump in for questioning, too. Right.

in for questioning, too. Right.

in for questioning, too. Right. >> Roll out bringing Donald Trump in for an

>> Roll out bringing Donald Trump in for an

>> Roll out bringing Donald Trump in for an interview.

interview.

interview. >> Well, in this investigation,

>> Well, in this investigation,

>> Well, in this investigation, >> President Clinton's President Trump has

>> President Clinton's President Trump has

>> President Clinton's President Trump has answered thousands of questions about

answered thousands of questions about

answered thousands of questions about Jeffrey Epstein. In fact, I would say

Jeffrey Epstein. In fact, I would say

Jeffrey Epstein. In fact, I would say today, well, he you all ask him

today, well, he you all ask him

today, well, he you all ask him questions every day. He answers

questions every day. He answers

questions every day. He answers questions every day.

questions every day.

questions every day. >> Okay. Right. But who even ask him? I

>> Okay. Right. But who even ask him? I

>> Okay. Right. But who even ask him? I mean, what did you and Epstein do

mean, what did you and Epstein do

mean, what did you and Epstein do together? I'm not asking him that. You

together? I'm not asking him that. You

together? I'm not asking him that. You ask him that. I gotta get out of here.

ask him that. I gotta get out of here.

ask him that. I gotta get out of here. And then we have that dope Pete Hegsath

And then we have that dope Pete Hegsath

And then we have that dope Pete Hegsath who may have actually committed more war

who may have actually committed more war

who may have actually committed more war crimes than previously estimated.

crimes than previously estimated.

crimes than previously estimated. Multiple officials confirmed to the New

Multiple officials confirmed to the New

Multiple officials confirmed to the New York Times that the plane they used in

York Times that the plane they used in

York Times that the plane they used in those boat attacks was not painted in a

those boat attacks was not painted in a

those boat attacks was not painted in a traditional military style, which

traditional military style, which

traditional military style, which violates the laws of armed conflict. You

violates the laws of armed conflict. You

violates the laws of armed conflict. You are not allowed to disguise a war plane

are not allowed to disguise a war plane

are not allowed to disguise a war plane as a passenger plane or any other kind

as a passenger plane or any other kind

as a passenger plane or any other kind of plane because we don't want our

of plane because we don't want our

of plane because we don't want our enemies shooting at a a FedEx or Delta

enemies shooting at a a FedEx or Delta

enemies shooting at a a FedEx or Delta flight. It's a war crime called perity.

flight. It's a war crime called perity.

flight. It's a war crime called perity. These guys are committing crimes we've

These guys are committing crimes we've

These guys are committing crimes we've never even heard of before. I didn't

never even heard of before. I didn't

never even heard of before. I didn't ever heard that word perity. But now not

ever heard that word perity. But now not

ever heard that word perity. But now not I mean not only we going to need a

I mean not only we going to need a

I mean not only we going to need a Nuremberg trial at the end of this,

Nuremberg trial at the end of this,

Nuremberg trial at the end of this, we're going to need a bacon double

we're going to need a bacon double

we're going to need a bacon double Nuremberg with cheese trial after this.

Nuremberg with cheese trial after this.

Nuremberg with cheese trial after this. Part of the reason that the Pentagon

Part of the reason that the Pentagon

Part of the reason that the Pentagon keeps running a foul of the law is

keeps running a foul of the law is

keeps running a foul of the law is because Pete Haggath fired a lot of the

because Pete Haggath fired a lot of the

because Pete Haggath fired a lot of the military lawyers which are known as

military lawyers which are known as

military lawyers which are known as JAGs. And you know after he's done with

JAGs. And you know after he's done with

JAGs. And you know after he's done with JAG, he is coming for NCIS. Make no

JAG, he is coming for NCIS. Make no

JAG, he is coming for NCIS. Make no mistake about it. Haggath dropped by

mistake about it. Haggath dropped by

mistake about it. Haggath dropped by Lockheed Martin in Fort Worth today to

Lockheed Martin in Fort Worth today to

Lockheed Martin in Fort Worth today to fire yet another round in his war

fire yet another round in his war

fire yet another round in his war against woke.

against woke.

against woke. >> We want to get rid of the distractions

>> We want to get rid of the distractions

>> We want to get rid of the distractions and the debris. No more DEI.

and the debris. No more DEI.

and the debris. No more DEI. No more dudes in dresses.

You got to read the room. You know, when

You got to read the room. You know, when

You got to read the room. You know, when you go through this rogues gallery that

you go through this rogues gallery that

you go through this rogues gallery that makes up Trump's cabinet now, you

makes up Trump's cabinet now, you

makes up Trump's cabinet now, you realize we kind we had it kind of good

realize we kind we had it kind of good

realize we kind we had it kind of good the first time around. You remember

the first time around. You remember

the first time around. You remember Trump's former Secretary of Housing and

Trump's former Secretary of Housing and

Trump's former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson? Well,

Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson? Well,

Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson? Well, Dr. Ben Carson, he has a new job with

Dr. Ben Carson, he has a new job with

Dr. Ben Carson, he has a new job with the USDA.

Three cheers for whole milk.

Good stuff.

I'm glad he's back. I missed him. I

I'm glad he's back. I missed him. I

I'm glad he's back. I missed him. I really did. You know, he's been asleep

really did. You know, he's been asleep

really did. You know, he's been asleep for the past 5 years. At least we aren't

for the past 5 years. At least we aren't

for the past 5 years. At least we aren't at war with milk. I guess Donald Trump

at war with milk. I guess Donald Trump

at war with milk. I guess Donald Trump right now is as unpopular as any

right now is as unpopular as any

right now is as unpopular as any president since Nixon. He has a 54%

president since Nixon. He has a 54%

president since Nixon. He has a 54% disapproval rating, but somehow there

disapproval rating, but somehow there

disapproval rating, but somehow there are still 40% of Americans who support

are still 40% of Americans who support

are still 40% of Americans who support him, which is hard to understand until

him, which is hard to understand until

him, which is hard to understand until you get to the bottom of how many of

you get to the bottom of how many of

you get to the bottom of how many of them stay positive.

them stay positive.

them stay positive. >> Explosions ringing out in Venezuela's

>> Explosions ringing out in Venezuela's

>> Explosions ringing out in Venezuela's capital city.

capital city.

capital city. >> Massive rally filling the streets of

>> Massive rally filling the streets of

>> Massive rally filling the streets of Minneapolis today.

Minneapolis today.

Minneapolis today. >> It's now or never to avoid the worst

>> It's now or never to avoid the worst

>> It's now or never to avoid the worst impacts of climate change.

impacts of climate change.

impacts of climate change. >> America faces unprecedented problems.

>> America faces unprecedented problems.

>> America faces unprecedented problems. >> I'll say now there's a solution.

>> I'll say now there's a solution.

>> I'll say now there's a solution. Introducing the magical Maggasack.

Introducing the magical Maggasack.

Introducing the magical Maggasack. >> Wow, the climate crisis is gone.

>> Wow, the climate crisis is gone.

>> Wow, the climate crisis is gone. >> Yes, it's just that simple. Maggasack is

>> Yes, it's just that simple. Maggasack is

>> Yes, it's just that simple. Maggasack is government certified to stop problems

government certified to stop problems

government certified to stop problems right at the source. Your lying eyes.

right at the source. Your lying eyes.

right at the source. Your lying eyes. Maggasack is easy to operate and

Maggasack is easy to operate and

Maggasack is easy to operate and guaranteed to block out everything from

guaranteed to block out everything from

guaranteed to block out everything from open corruption to creeping fascism to

open corruption to creeping fascism to

open corruption to creeping fascism to gross incompetence to severe mental

gross incompetence to severe mental

gross incompetence to severe mental decline to Jeffrey Epstein's birthday

decline to Jeffrey Epstein's birthday

decline to Jeffrey Epstein's birthday doodle or anything you really don't want

doodle or anything you really don't want

doodle or anything you really don't want to see.

to see.

to see. >> It was an act of domestic terrorism.

>> It was an act of domestic terrorism.

>> It was an act of domestic terrorism. Take it from real Americans with real

Take it from real Americans with real

Take it from real Americans with real bags over their heads.

bags over their heads.

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>> What now?

>> What now? >> MAGA Muffs. Huh?

>> MAGA Muffs. Huh?

>> MAGA Muffs. Huh? >> MAGA Muffs.

>> MAGA Muffs.

>> MAGA Muffs. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Order now or don't. Nothing matters.

>> Order now or don't. Nothing matters.

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>> I'll take three.