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What are those?
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Oh, Donna, did you
buy "playboy" for me?
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No, they're
college brochures.
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Donna, these people
are fully dressed.
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That's just not gonna
work for me.
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My guidance counselor
gave them to me,
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but I already told him
I'm going wherever you go.
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How did I ever get
a girl as great as you?
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You know you could do
better than me, right?
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But you're right next door.
It's so easy.
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Right.
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Oh, you two
make me sick.
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Looks my mom,
but speaks like my dad.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
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That wasn't me talking.
That was the menopause.
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No, you don't have
to apologize.
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We totally get
what you're going through.
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Well, thank the lord!
Fertile myrtle totally gets it!
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I miss the basement.
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Kitty, I know
these past few weeks
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have been hard on you,
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hard on all of us,
really.
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But especially
hard on you.
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I mean, since you
found out you were...
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Just say it, red.
Barren.
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Well, there's no need
for both of us to say it.
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So I got something
to cheer my girl up.
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Well, good,
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'cause I finished off
the last bottle this morning.
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No, no.
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I got you...
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A puppy.
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He needs someone
to take care of him.
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His mother got run over
by a car.
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Did you run over
a dog, red?
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No!
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I just hate to see
you sad, and I thought...
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Oh, forget it.
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I'll take him back
and go to the liquor store.
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Well, now wait, wait.
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He's kinda cute.
Can I hold him?
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Oh, ho, ho!
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What a little lover boy!
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Ooh!
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See? He likes you.
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How about that?
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He's got menopause, too.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ that you did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I'll see you later. I'm gonna
go get out of this thing.
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Boo!
Selfish!
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Man, what is with you guys
and this uniform?
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It makes us want
to corrupt you.
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Man, Donna
is so awesome.
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She can afford to go
to any school she wants,
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but she wants to
go where I go
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just so we can
be together.
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Yeah, she is awesome.
Why's she with you again?
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'Cause
a good girlfriend
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accepts her guy
no matter what!
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And Jackie was always
trying to change me.
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"Grow up, Michael.
Act your age, Michael.
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"Stop shooting grandmother
with the water pistol, Michael."
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She's 92, Michael.
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She had jam on her face!
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Well, all I know is things
with me and Donna
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are going really,
really well.
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This is just about
the point
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where I screw things up.
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So don't screw it up.
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Fez... oh, Fez.
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If history has
taught us anything,
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it's that screwing up
is my nature.
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But you know what I can do
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is bank a little goodwill,
do something nice.
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Buy her a present.
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Yep, she deserves it,
too.
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You know how many times
I tried to grab her boob
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on the way to California?
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And it would have easier for her
if she woulda let me.
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'Cause you know me.
I won't stop.
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I gotta get Donna
something really special,
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something that reminds her
that even though I'm an idiot,
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I'm an idiot
who loves her.
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I got it!
A scented candle!
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Chicks can't keep
their shirt on
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around a scented candle.
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Please,
the battlefield of love
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is littered with guys
who give candles.
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It's expensive jewelry
or nothing.
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Look, if you can't put
a price tag on love,
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then how do you know
how much it's worth?
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Jackie, what kind
of crap is that?
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You haven't learned
a thing from me.
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Steven, what do you mean?
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I mean, romance was created
by corporations
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to prey on losers who think
buying nice things
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will make somebody
love them.
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If you ever read
anything
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besides what Donny osmond
puts on his waffles,
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you might learn
something.
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I put whipped cream
on my waffles, too.
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I eat like the stars!
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Hey...
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When did you get
the cute little wiener dog?
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Not in my chair!
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Red forman!
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Schotzie is a helpless
little animal
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with four breakable legs.
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You can't throw him
around the room
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like you would Eric.
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Red, you don't seem like
the type of guy
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who'd get a dog,
being that you're unfriendly.
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Yeah, I know.
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I just wanted to do something
to cheer kitty up.
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Well, if you really
wanted to cheer her up,
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you should've
bought her a banjo.
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A banjo, Bob?
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You can't hold a banjo
and not smile.
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You can't hold a potato chip
and not smile.
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Yes?
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Um, I want to buy a present
for my girlfriend,
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you know, that lets her know
how I feel about her.
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Oh, no problem.
Oh, oh, oh.
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Would the lady
like a necklace?
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Huh?
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Well, it's nice.
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It's a little creepy.
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It doesn't really say
what I want to say, though.
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Okay, okay.
Oh, oh.
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How about a promise ring?
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Oh, don't even get me
started on promise rings.
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Like once, I gave her one,
and she didn't even want it,
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but then she
gave me...
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How about that?
Look how that shines.
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Whoa, that's nice,
huh?
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Well, your finger hair
curling over the ring
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is kind of ruining it
for me.
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Does wearing the merchandise
usually work for you?
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I don't know.
I'm new here.
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I used to work
at the lingerie store.
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They fired me.
Ah, I see.
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I think I know
what you're looking for.
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How about a diamond ring?
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Oh, isn't that gorgeous?
Look at that.
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Whoa...
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That's an engagement ring.
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I'm in high school, man.
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That says too much.
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Well, why don't
you tell me
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what it is
you wanna say?
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That I love her
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and we should be
together forever.
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An engagement ring
says that verbatim.
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Well, too bad,
'cause I ain't buying one.
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Well, I refuse to put on
any more jewelry!
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Well, thank god
for that!
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Would you like to
look around a little more?
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Sure.
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And sorry about
what I said.
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You look...
You look really nice.
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Donna, you, me,
tonight at the water tower.
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Make yourself foxy,
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'cause you're getting
something pretty special.
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Really? A present?
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I will get foxy.
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Oh, and, Donna...
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Don't forget
to wear flats,
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so that Eric can
feel like the boy.
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So, forman, you finally
broke down, huh?
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What'd you get her?
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Earrings?
A little bracelet?
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No, I got her way more
than a piece of jewelry.
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I got her a gift
that really says something...
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A diamond engagement ring.
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As a joke?
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No, you guys, I'm gonna ask
Donna to marry me.
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As a joke?
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The stupid helmet?
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Why do I have to wear
the stupid helmet?
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Because you're stupid!
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You can't ask Donna to
marry you, man!
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Why not?
I mean, come on.
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We already know that we're
gonna be together forever.
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No, you think that you're
gonna be together forever.
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Remember how you were worried
about screwing things up?
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This is
your bay of pigs, man.
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Yeah, even in my country,
we're not stupid enough
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to get married
in high school.
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And we eat bugs!
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Forman, what the hell
are you thinking?
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You don't understand,
okay? I love her.
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I was down at the store
and I realized,
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what am I waiting for?
We're happy.
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You don't engaged when
you're happy! What's the point?
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You do it when
your back's against the wall
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and there's no way out,
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like if
the girl's pregnant.
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It is settled then.
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Eric will get Donna
pregnant.
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I will oversee
the proceedings
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for verification
purposes.
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Ah, but he's so stupid,
how do we know he can do it?
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Jackie,
help me out here.
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Well, I think
it's beautiful.
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Well, then
you're crazy, too.
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Look, Steven, I am
my own woman, okay?
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I am allowed to have
opinions about jewelry!
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You present hater!
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Listen, you guys,
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I've thought about this
a lot, okay?
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Donna's willing to commit
four years of college to me.
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I want to commit, too.
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Forman, I say this
to you as a friend
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that likes to see you
get hurt.
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If you don't take
that ring back right now,
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you are going to end up
in a world of misery and pain.
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Hey, I love Donna, okay?
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So did it ever occur
to any of you
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that I'm ready for a world
of misery and pain?
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Think about that!
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Who wants
the last piece of salami?
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I'll take it.
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Who wants a salami?
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I said I do.
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There you go, schotzie!
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I said I wanted that.
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But he was begging,
red.
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We don't turn down
beggars.
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Do we, schotzie?
No, we don't!
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Okay, you guys know more
about relationships
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than my moron friends,
259
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,653
so I have a question
about me and Donna.
260
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,613
No, no more
about you and Donna.
261
00:12:25,637 --> 00:12:27,824
You need to be thinking
about your future...
262
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,117
College, getting out
of my house.
263
00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:33,663
But Donna is my future.
264
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:36,165
Honey, we know you
love Donna,
265
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,210
but you two are so
on again and off again,
266
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:42,213
you're probably gonna be
off again sometime soon.
267
00:12:42,237 --> 00:12:45,908
Won't they, schotzie?
Yes, they will!
268
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,346
How about a career?
Have you even given thought
269
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,473
to what you're gonna do
with your life?
270
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:53,641
Yes, Donna and I...
271
00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:56,019
I think he should be
a pharmacist.
272
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,187
Now there's an idea.
273
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,273
You can count.
274
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:02,316
There's no heavy lifting.
275
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,360
You ought to see him
try to wrestle
276
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,595
with that big mop
down at the store.
277
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,867
I don't see what any of this
has to do with me and Donna.
278
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,912
Oh, honey, but you would be
such a good pharmacist.
279
00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:16,289
Your slender fingers
are perfect
280
00:13:16,313 --> 00:13:19,500
for picking up tiny pills.
281
00:13:19,524 --> 00:13:22,545
Aren't they, schotzie?
Yes, they are!
282
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,238
Did you see that?
He just nodded.
283
00:13:28,659 --> 00:13:31,429
♪ Blue morning, blue day... ♪
284
00:13:31,453 --> 00:13:35,558
Man, everyone's down on
me and Donna getting engaged.
285
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,394
You guys, my parents...
286
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:42,941
Even the magic 8-ball said,
"outlook not so good."
287
00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:45,318
I just...
288
00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:48,780
I really think Donna
would love an engagement ring.
289
00:13:48,804 --> 00:13:51,116
Oh, she'll love the ring.
290
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,034
It's the thought behind it
291
00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:55,078
that will send her
running for the hills.
292
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,122
Or maybe she'll see
how smart it is
293
00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:59,124
to get married when
you're still in high school
294
00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:01,166
and have no money
or future.
295
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:04,169
I know I ran when Jackie
wanted to marry me,
296
00:14:04,193 --> 00:14:06,965
except I ran for California
instead of the hills.
297
00:14:06,989 --> 00:14:09,258
I mean, the beach kicks
the hills' ass!
298
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,176
There's way more bikinis,
299
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,453
and they usually have
a snack bar!
300
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,893
What if you guys
are right?
301
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,980
What if she thinks
I'm moving too fast?
302
00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:25,191
Man, giving her this ring
is a huge gamble.
303
00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:27,152
Am I man enough
to make that bet?
304
00:14:27,176 --> 00:14:29,570
No, no!
The answer is no!
305
00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:32,532
You see, forman, you tried
to do a nice, thoughtful thing,
306
00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:34,575
and you screwed yourself.
307
00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:36,619
It's all about
expectations, man.
308
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,455
Like I've taught Jackie to think
I'm rude and inconsiderate.
309
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,332
I can't disappoint her,
310
00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:44,293
because I'm always
disappointing her!
311
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,963
Then if I don't give Donna
the ring
312
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,507
what am I gonna do at
the water tower?
313
00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:51,843
Oh, god!
314
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:54,703
I do deserve this!
315
00:14:57,706 --> 00:15:02,187
Does anyone else think
that schotzie looks like Fez?
316
00:15:02,211 --> 00:15:05,380
That dog is flyin'!
317
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:09,944
I don't know what's
gotten into schotzie.
318
00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:12,822
He's so hungry, he went
through three cans of food.
319
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,909
Didn't you, schotzie?
320
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,036
Yes, you did!
321
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:23,499
Hey, Bob, hand me that
remote there, will you?
322
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,918
No thanks, red.
323
00:15:24,942 --> 00:15:28,129
I'd have to buckle
my belt.
324
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:30,423
Well, buckle
your belt anyway.
325
00:15:30,447 --> 00:15:33,075
No one wants
to see that.
326
00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:39,081
Oh, not again!
327
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,752
There we go.
328
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,859
What the hell!
329
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:52,028
Oh, crap!
330
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,989
That's it!
That damn dog's gotta go.
331
00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:58,868
I think he just went,
red.
332
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:01,829
Are you laughing, Bob?
333
00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:03,539
Your bottom's all wet.
334
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,583
That's just plain funny
in my book.
335
00:16:05,607 --> 00:16:08,377
Well, he can't stay.
He's making everyone miserable.
336
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,296
I don't know.
337
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,841
Kitty's seemed pretty darn
happy the last couple days.
338
00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:15,051
Yeah, well...
339
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,720
Look, red,
you did a nice thing.
340
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,999
Don't spoil it by,
you know, being yourself.
341
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,312
I guess if the incontinent
little bastard
342
00:16:26,336 --> 00:16:29,023
makes kitty happy,
I'll put up with it.
343
00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:32,860
What the hell? I've never
been that happy anyway.
344
00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:36,030
At least not
since I've known you.
345
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:40,184
Yeah.
Weird coincidence, huh?
346
00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:47,374
Okay, look, you!
347
00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:50,044
I've been thinking about
all your conspiracy mumbo jumbo
348
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:52,130
about presents and diamonds
and buying me stuff.
349
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:53,589
And I realized that
350
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,675
all your paranoid,
delusional crap about romance
351
00:16:55,699 --> 00:16:59,328
is a just a cover-up
for you being cheap!
352
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,519
Okay, first of all, it's not
paranoid, delusional crap!
353
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:08,479
Advertisers spend billions
to make you think
354
00:17:08,503 --> 00:17:10,564
I'm a jerk if I don't
buy you jewelry.
355
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:12,483
And second of all...
356
00:17:12,507 --> 00:17:14,443
You're right.
I am cheap.
357
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:18,239
Well, you'd better
quit it,
358
00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:20,658
because I like
to get stuff,
359
00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:23,410
especially shiny stuff.
360
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:26,164
Would you settle for
a cheeseburger
361
00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:28,124
wrapped in tinfoil?
362
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,043
Well, for you I will,
363
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:34,005
but just know that i'm
really lowering my standards.
364
00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:36,406
That makes two of us.
365
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:48,102
So? Huh?
366
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:50,938
This is romantic, huh?
367
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:53,233
It's a little more romantic
in the summer.
368
00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:56,361
Or any time
not below freezing.
369
00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:58,404
So what am I getting?
370
00:17:58,428 --> 00:18:00,573
What are you getting?
371
00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:03,743
What are you getting?
372
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:06,913
This is what
you're getting.
373
00:18:06,937 --> 00:18:09,707
A candy bar?
374
00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:12,543
Well, half a candy bar.
375
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:16,422
I figured we could share it
under the stars.
376
00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:20,385
What a delightful
moonlit snack.
377
00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:24,013
Okay, you're being weird,
and it's freezing out here.
378
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:27,183
Oh, come on.
It's not that cold.
379
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,019
Aw...
380
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,772
Eric, why are
we up here?
381
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:34,690
Okay, I'm sorry, Donna.
382
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,734
I had something
that I was gonna give you,
383
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:38,652
but I realized
it was stupid.
384
00:18:38,676 --> 00:18:42,240
Or everyone said it was stupid,
so I just decided against it.
385
00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:43,908
What was it?
386
00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:46,369
It was nothing.
387
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,288
Well, it was something.
388
00:18:48,312 --> 00:18:50,915
I mean, I can see that
it was something.
389
00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:52,959
Just tell me.
390
00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:55,753
Okay, fine.
391
00:18:55,777 --> 00:18:59,197
I was gonna
give you this.
392
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,305
Oh, my god.
Is that a...?
393
00:19:05,329 --> 00:19:06,806
Yeah.
394
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,808
It's stupid, right?
395
00:19:08,832 --> 00:19:11,477
Yeah.
396
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:14,439
And... no.
397
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:18,776
I don't know.
398
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,404
What would you
have done with it?
399
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,490
Well, I don't know.
400
00:19:24,514 --> 00:19:27,868
I guess I would have told you
how beautiful you are
401
00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:30,079
and that...
402
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,790
You mean everything
to me.
403
00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:35,793
And then...
404
00:19:35,817 --> 00:19:40,322
I would have
gone down on one knee.
405
00:19:41,865 --> 00:19:46,429
You know, like this.
406
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:50,057
And then I would have
taken your hand,
407
00:19:50,081 --> 00:19:53,811
and taken the ring...
408
00:19:53,835 --> 00:19:57,273
Go ahead.
409
00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:01,694
And I would have put
the ring on your finger,
410
00:20:01,718 --> 00:20:04,679
like this.
411
00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:10,661
Wow.
412
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:14,540
So, uh...
413
00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:16,501
So, I'll tell you what.
414
00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:18,461
Why don't I just
hold on to that
415
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,339
until, you know,
the real moment comes.
416
00:20:21,363 --> 00:20:24,425
Well, sure.
417
00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:27,720
Or I could hold on
to it.
418
00:20:27,744 --> 00:20:31,182
You could?
419
00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:33,476
Yeah.
420
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,769
Eric, I love you,
421
00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:39,023
and I want to be
with you forever.
422
00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:42,026
Yes.
423
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:44,153
That's what I told
everyone,
424
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:47,180
and they made me
wear the stupid helmet.
425
00:20:51,893 --> 00:20:53,871
So, um...
426
00:20:53,895 --> 00:20:56,749
Did we just get...
427
00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:58,625
I think we did.
428
00:20:58,649 --> 00:21:00,961
Donna, I love you.
429
00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:03,839
We are so stupid!
430
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,740
I know, right?!
431
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:11,246
♪♪
432
00:21:19,254 --> 00:21:21,732
Oh, here comes
your dad.
433
00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:24,193
Put the ring in your pocket.
Why? He'll be happy for us.
434
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,361
Oh, yeah?
435
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,447
Hey, Mr. Pinciotti.
436
00:21:27,471 --> 00:21:29,615
What would you do
if I, say,
437
00:21:29,639 --> 00:21:32,159
made a long-term commitment
to your daughter?
438
00:21:32,183 --> 00:21:35,662
Oh, I'd kill ya.
439
00:21:35,686 --> 00:21:37,748
You know what,
a secret engagement
440
00:21:37,772 --> 00:21:39,333
is even more romantic.
441
00:21:39,357 --> 00:21:42,068
And more stupid!
442
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,092
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