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You know, Eric, I'm really happy
with our relationship right now.

Yeah, me, too. It's like we're way
past "the broken up and miserable" stage

and we're back in the
"having sex again" stage, so...

Yeah. Thumbs up
from this end, too. Yeah.

I'm serious. I mean,
we've been through a lot

and even though some of it
wasn't exactly fun...

I mean, it was worth it, because now
we know that we can handle anything.

And we don't freak out
about the little stuff.

Right.

Like that time we got in that big
fight because I ran over your cat.

That wasn't little stuff.
I really loved that cat.

Yeah. No. Yeah. No, I know.
I mean, the cat was little.

Anyway, when you came to
California, I knew you were the one.

So I got you a gift to
symbolize how far we've come.

Is it, like, one of those
gifts that women get for men,

but they actually
wear themselves?

Here.

It's a ring.

Yeah.

And I'm a man.

Yeah. It's a man-ring.

A man-ring.

Yeah!

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

Morning.

What the hell's
that thing on your finger?

This is my new man-ring.

Donna got it for me,
so I'll feel right at home

when the gypsies come to town.

Well, take it off.

You look like some
kind of fruity magician.

Well, I think it's sweet.

I can enjoy these things now

because I am not gonna let
menopause get me down.

Mmm-mmm. No depression,
night sweats,

or sudden mood swings for me.

Well, I guess
that's starting today, huh?

'Cause last night
you hit the trifecta there.

Well, I just refuse to be sad

about the fact that I'm never
gonna have another baby.

I don't need another baby.

I got a lot to look forward to.

Like picking out my casket.

- Oh, Kitty.
- I...

It's okay.

You've still got Eric.

He's sort of a baby.

I'll make him cry if you want.

Man, that is one big-ass ring!

Hey, maybe people will think
you won the Super Bowl.

Nah. Nobody'd believe that.

But he could be the sick little
kid the whole team rallies around.

Well, guys, wish me luck.

Today I have a job interview

at the Department
of Motor Vehicles.

All right. Good luck, man.

Oh, Eric.

What a glorious man-ring.

See, I told you to accessorize
and you finally listened, huh?

- Man, you like it?
- Yeah. What's not to like?

It's hypnotic. It looks like
he has superpowers.

I'd like to see the lame-o
superhero that had to wear that ring.

Okay, super pals, I need
a danger alert status report.

My sensors indicate peace and
quiet throughout the universe.

I think the oceans are secure, but I
cannot check for another 45 minutes

because I just ate.

- Hi, guys.
- No.

You've been brainwashed and
forced to wear this hideously ugly ring!

Actually, it's a gift.
From me.

Form of, the worst gift ever.

Shape of...
Hope you kept the receipt.

Oh, no! Alien zombies
are attacking the Earth.

- Let's swing
into action, gang.
- Hang on a second!

We're still on this ring.

Are you sure it's not
an evil alien artifact?

I got it at the mall.

Greetings, super dumb asses.

Oh, no! It's Dr. Bald.

Any minute now, my army
of alien zombies will be inva...

Good Lord!
That is an ugly ring!

Hey, alien zombies,
get a load of that ring!

- All right. That's it. This thing's coming off.
- Oh, whoa! Be careful, man.

You drop something
that big and heavy,

it'll throw off
the Earth's rotation.

We'll all go
crashing into the sun.

Way to use science in a burn.

Donna, guess who hates
the ring you got him?

Eric hates the ring?

- He told me he loved it.
- Well, see...

Eric told Steven
that the ring was so ugly

that the Elephant Man wears it
to distract people from his face.

That ring is beautiful.

You know, what's ugly
is his bony little finger.

Hey, you know what?
If he can't appreciate it,

let's just take it back
and buy me something pretty.

According to your application, your
last job was as Dancer Number 3

in the school production
of My Fair Lady.

Yes. It was magical.

I Could Have Danced All Night.

Uh-huh. I'm afraid
your theater experience

doesn't really apply to
working here at the DMV.

But, Nina, what is the DMV
really, if not one big stage?

The DMV is the Department of
Motor Vehicles. It is not a stage.

Ah, but in a way,
they're very similar.

- No, they're not.
- Oh, but really they are.

- No, they're not.
- Okay.

- They are.
- No, they're not!

I'm just gonna put down
no prior experience.

Fair enough.

Ah, but you haven't asked me
about my special skills yet.

Well, I really don't see how
a fondness for pie is relevant.

But, Nina, what is the DMV
really, if not one big pie shop?

Great. Clicker's on the fritz.

All I want to do is see the end of
Guiding Light, and it won't click.

Click, damn it! Click!

Kitty?

I think your lady problem
is acting up again.

It just won't click, that's all.

It's supposed to click, Red.
It's a clicker. That's what it does.

Okay. Let's get you to bed.

Okay, you guys, very important.

Donna's coming over, and
I lost the ring she gave me.

- I thought
I had it in the basement...
- Eric, please!

Your mother
is having a breakdown.

No. The only thing having a
breakdown around here is the clicker!

Why won't it click, Red?
Nothing loves me!

Okay, Eric.
Jackie just told me

that Hyde told her
that you hate the ring.

Uh-oh.

I happen to think
it's beautiful.

Besides, that is what
a man-ring looks like.

Well, you know, Donna, maybe
I'm just not a man-ring kind of guy.

I mean, I like man-pants
and man-shirts.

Eric, you could've just told me
you didn't like it when I gave it to you.

You know what?
Just give it back.

I absolutely will

just as soon as I find it.

What?

How could you lose it?

I told you it was a symbol of
our loving freaking relationship!

And my losing it is a symbol

of how much I love
and respect you?

I need cold compresses
and a Bloody Mary. Quick!

Your mother is talking about
adopting a communist orphan.

Now move.
I need help, damn it!

I don't understand. How
could I lose a 25-pound ring?

I once lost a six-foot-long
rubber chilidog.

And I still haven't found it.
It's just gone!

You know what, Hyde?
This whole thing's your fault.

You're the one who told Jackie
I didn't like the ring.

Hyde stabbed you in the back?

No. He wouldn't do
anything like that.

Like he didn't steal Jackie
from me. Oh, wait a minute!

Look, man,
I told her not to tell.

Yeah. And I told you
not to tell.

You and Jackie
are gossiping now?

You know, the more
you two go out,

the more
like each other you get.

Yeah. Who knows what you and
your little girlfriend are gonna be like

in a couple months.

Two, four, six, eight.

Who do we appreciate? Go team!

- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo! Number one! Yeah!

Jackie? I heard
the best piece of gossip.

Eric Forman doesn't have
any school spirit.

- I'm telling everyone!
- Too late. I already did.

First of all,
Jackie is not my girlfriend.

And second of all, I'm not the only
one who spills stuff around here.

Yeah. You're right.

Hey, Kelso. Hyde watches
Little House on the Prairie.

Little House on the Prairie?

It reminds me of a simpler time.

How could Eric lose that ring?

And more importantly, how
could he think it was ugly?

It's got real
nugget-gold plating

and the abalone is inlaid.

If you were my girlfriend, I
would be proud to wear that ring.

Heck, I'd wear it if you just
wanted to fool around a little.

Get my drift, Big D?

All I know is, you guys better
watch what you say around here.

Some people can't be trusted because
they have a great, big mouth, Jackie!

How could you say that?

My mouth is in perfect
proportion to the rest of my face.

Plenty of classy men wear rings.

Wayne Newton. The Pope.
My Uncle Carmine from Hoboken.

You lose his ring,
you wake up in a dumpster.

And that's just a warning!

Now I think that's all the questions
I have about your application.

Okay, but one thing
my application doesn't say

is how much I would
apply myself to the job here.

I'm gonna have to ask you
to stop making puns now.

I really don't think this
is going to work out, so...

Wow! That is
a gorgeous man-ring.

You know, wearing a ring this
big shows a lot of confidence.

Well, I do feel like a king
when I wear it.

And, you know, what is the DMV
really, if not one big kingdom?

You know what?

You're stubborn, under qualified,
and you barely speak English.

Welcome to the DMV.

Wait a minute. You're mad at
me for telling Donna a secret?

Steven, I tell secrets.
It's who I am.

Look, all I'm saying is, if
you're gonna be my girlfriend,

you can't go running around, shooting
off your big, fat, cheerleader mouth.

You just called me
your girlfriend.

No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.

Yes, you did, and shut up.
You're ruining it!

Okay, now listen to me.

I'll keep my mouth shut if you
admit that I'm your girlfriend.

No, the price is too high.

Okay, fine. You know what? I'm
telling everybody everything anyways.

Starting with the fact that
you called me your girlfriend.

You're blackmailing me?

You're coming along nicely.

Good news. I got the job.

What the hell is that
on your finger?

Oh, it's chocolate and coconut.

I can't believe
you took my ring.

Oh...

Yes. I took it.

I took it, and I'm proud.

You don't deserve
something this beautiful.

You have a girlfriend. You
have a ring. I have nothing!

Well, you have a job.

Well, that's true.
Good for me.

You guys, look at this thing.
God, what was Donna thinking?

Forman, you gotta expect this.
I mean, look at her dad.

The apple doesn't fall far
from the Bob.

Now, this ring's a wolf
attacking a zebra.

This one's a zebra
attacking a wolf.

And in this one,
they're finally friends.

Hey, there. Hi, there.
Ho, there. Let's go.

I'm not going to the game
with you in that jacket, Bob.

I'm not going to the game, Bob.

My God, she never had a chance.

Hyde, my girlfriend
has bad taste.

Well, she is dating you.

Ah, a good burn, Fez.

And that ring is only the
beginning, man. I can see it now.

Eric, you look so foxy.

Hey, there. Hi, there.
Ho, there.

Ta-da!

Look what I found. And I
didn't even lose it. Fez took it.

So, basically, you got mad at
me for being a victim of robbery.

Okay.

Apologetic look accepted.

Eric, I got mad at you for not being
honest, and that hasn't changed.

Really?
I thought it might have.

I gave you the ring as a symbol of
how far we've come in our relationship.

And if you can't be honest, then you
shouldn't be wearing that ring at all.

Okay. You want me
to be honest?

Okay. I kind of think

that you have bad taste.

What? I do not!

Okay. Well, then, tell me
what you think of this room.

This turquoise-and-chrome
disaster of a room.

I think it's classy
and sophisticated.

You know, maybe you're the
one who has bad taste. In fact...

Why don't you tell me about
this pea-soup-colored chair?

I think it's comfortable and
soothing, just like pea soup.

Well, I think this whole room
is a great example of bad taste.

- Excuse me?
- Mrs. Forman.

I have spent years picking
every item in this room

so that I would be surrounded
by the things I love

and the people
I thought loved me.

Hey, Kitty, how about a nap?

And you. Have you fixed
the damn clicker yet?

What good is a clicker
if it won't click?

Oh, my goodness. I am
flying right off the handle.

Seems to me you're just
as pleasant as always.

Ooh, that is sweet. Oh.

I think I'd like to take
a nap now.

Did you see that?

I told you the truth,
and we got into a fight.

My dad told my mom she's
pleasant, a whopper of a lie,

and they've been
married 150 years.

I don't care. I want you to
tell me the truth all the time.

No. No, you don't.

It's like when women ask

whether or not their outfit
makes them look fat.

How many men tell them
they look fat? Zero.

How many women look fat?
Not zero.

That is totally different.

No, Donna. No, it isn't.

Look, how could I look you in the
eye and tell you that I don't like the ring

when I love you so much?

I guess I know what you mean.

It's like when you wrote me
that song.

Wait. You love that song.

Of course I do.

You know what?
We are really bad with rings.

Yeah. If we ever get married,
we should just exchange, like,

buckets of chicken.

Or I could write you
another song.

- Oh. I'm fine with chicken.
- Okay.

Does this outfit
make my butt look fat?

No. You look super.

So Wonder Boy and I

are thinking
about moving in together.

My parents are gonna freak!

You think your parents
are gonna freak?

Yeah, we're twins.

You know,
it really hurts my feelings

that you call me Dr. Bald.

Just because I'm evil
doesn't mean I don't cry.

Super jerks!

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