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Whatever. Whatever.
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Yeah, like I care.
All right. I'll talk to you later, Jackie.
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Ew! Do you mind not
getting all gooey and romantic
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when I'm about to eat
my breakfast?
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What crawled up your butt?
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You and Jackie.
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When you started
making out in there.
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Hey! No more butt-talk
at breakfast.
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Look, if you're not gonna
break up with Jackie,
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then you have
to tell Kelso, okay?
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It's, like,
the ethical thing to do.
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Thank you, Johnny Cub Scout.
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What are you gonna do, take
away my friendship merit badge?
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No, because Cub Scouts
are awarded achievement beads.
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Badges.
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- So, anybody hungry?
- Yeah.
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- Starved!
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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Ladies first.
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Or ladies only.
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Oh, well, um...
Well, it's not all for me.
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- I'm eating for two now.
- What?
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh, God. No!
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I mean, great!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Kitty, are you sure
you're pregnant?
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Maybe you're just putting on
your winter weight.
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Red, a woman knows.
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Not to mention I'm late,
and not for work.
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For my menstrual cycle.
Hooray!
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That is great news,
Mrs. Forman.
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Now, stay away
from those smokes.
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If you smoke
when you're pregnant,
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they come out all spindly.
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Shut up.
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Mom, congratulations.
This is awesome.
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Please, love me the most.
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Well, you're sure being quiet
over there, Red.
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I'm soaking in the moment.
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Okay, I know this is unexpected,
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but I just think
it's gonna bring us
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so much happiness, don't you?
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Sure.
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You know how much I love babies.
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Oh, what a day.
I am so happy!
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I'm just gonna go throw up.
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I just don't understand
how this could have happened.
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Hmm. Maybe it's about time
we had the talk.
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You see,
when a boy loves a girl...
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- Doesn't have to love her.
- That's true.
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- Anywho, the boy's
sexual organ...
- Hey!
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Shut it, dumbass.
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That kid's gonna love it here.
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I can't believe
they're having a baby.
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I can't believe
they're still having sex.
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I mean, my Dad's back goes out
if you look at him wrong.
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- That's why she was
probably on top.
- Thanks.
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Thanks, Hyde. You just
killed a part of me.
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Yeah, that's why you gotta put
on your raincoat every damn time.
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Well, except for
the first time. Free pass!
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Oh, Kelso, that's just a myth.
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You're only safe if you do
it underwater. Right, Hyde?
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That's right, buddy.
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- Oops. Oh, a little help, Donna.
- Sure.
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Catch this, tool!
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- What was that for?
- You keep dropping the ball.
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Well, so I'm a butterfingers.
Isn't that punishment enough?
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Now look. The ball's all the
way over there in the backyard.
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Little help, Donna.
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God!
Fine, I'll get it! God!
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Hey, Steven.
I had fun last night.
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- You had fun doing what?
- Huh? Hey, Michael.
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Um, I went to the movies.
Right, Donna?
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Oh, um, I don't know.
I was with Eric all night.
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But I'm really interested
in this movie.
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Why don't you
tell us all about it?
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Donna?
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Fine.
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You know, it's that new movie,
starring that big, red whore.
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Oh, you mean, the one
where the big, red whore
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is sick of people
keeping secrets.
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No. No, no. The one
where the big, red whore
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keeps sticking her big, red nose
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in places
where it doesn't belong.
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Hey, watch what you say
about the big, red whore.
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Thank you, Eric. What did Sissy
Spacek ever do to any of you?
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Way to go, guys. You know
how he feels about Sissy!
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Fez, wait!
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Donna, what is with you?
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Look, I'm sick of covering for
your creepy, unnatural relationship.
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And I shouldn't have to.
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I mean, Hyde, you and Kelso
have been friends forever,
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and you owe it
to him to tell him.
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Yeah, this is way worse than
when you stole his headgear
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and used it to clean out
your sink.
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It was tough love, man.
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You know what? Forget it.
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You obviously don't care about
Kelso or any of the rest of us.
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Yeah, 'cause when this blows
up, guess what? We're all screwed.
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Steven, do you really think
we're a creepy, unnatural couple?
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Come on.
That's a crazy question.
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I mean, if this relationship wasn't
just a little bit creepy and unnatural,
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I wouldn't be in it.
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Oh, Eric, look.
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Your little, pink baby sweater.
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Oh, oh, and the matching
pink bonnet.
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Um...
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Had they explained to you yet
that I was a boy?
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- Oh, I am just so excited
about this baby.
- Well, yeah. You should be.
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And Dad should be, too.
What's with him anyway?
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Oh, no. That's just his way.
He'll be fine.
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When I first told him about you, he
said, "Oh, crap!" and stormed out.
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But then he came back
happy as a clam.
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And then, of course, when
you got older, he got mad again
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on account of you not being
so very good at sports.
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Don't worry about your father.
He'll come around. He always does.
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My banky-boo!
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Hey, Forman.
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So, I've decided I'm gonna
tell Kelso about me and Jackie.
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Well, well. I'm glad you finally
decided to listen to your conscience.
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It's not my conscience, man,
'cause I don't have a conscience.
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You know that.
It's just 'cause, you know,
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I figured me and Jackie might
be together a little while, so...
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But, man, she's the devil.
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What can I do? She's hot.
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No, you only think she's hot
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because she's made of hellfire.
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All right. What if you were
stranded on a desert island with her?
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Murder-suicide.
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Okay.
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Picture Jackie in a little
bikini made out of coconuts.
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Where is our signal fire?
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And don't give me any, "Oh,
boo-hoo, my hands are bleeding."
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Suck it up.
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Aw, damn, I got a splinter.
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You couldn't grab the tweezers
as the ship was going down?
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Moron.
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Well, that was unpleasant.
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Okay, try it again,
but this time do what I do.
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Good God, she is hot.
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Hey, guys.
What you talking about?
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Indy 500.
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- Nice.
- All right.
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Hey, can one of you guys give
me a ride to the DMV tomorrow?
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I lost my license in California.
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- Sure, Hyde'll take you.
- What?
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Yeah, it'll give you two
a chance to catch up.
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He can tell you how he spent
his summer break.
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Yeah. All right.
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- So what happened
to your license, man?
- Oh, a shark ate it.
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Really?
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How?
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Fine, I lost it.
You happy now?
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Oh, here you are.
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How are you feeling? Better?
I bet you're feeling better.
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I'm fine.
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Is that liquor on your breath?
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What is the matter
with you, Red?
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Well, you know...
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I mean...
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It's just...
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I'm not selling the Corvette!
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- What?
- Kids are expensive.
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That's gonna be
the first thing to go.
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I waited 25 years to have
that car because we had kids.
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And believe me, I love them.
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But this is supposed
to be our time.
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Kitty, people our age don't
have kids, they have grandkids.
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Well, we're having a kid,
so deal with it.
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Well, I'm having a Corvette,
so deal with that!
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Ooh, a staring contest.
I got winner.
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Okay, Mr. Red, it looks
like it's just you and me.
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Still the king.
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...and here I am ecstatic, and Red comes
home babbling about his precious Corvette.
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Well, I'll tell you something.
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I may be the one who's pregnant,
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but I did not get that way
by myself.
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He's the one who wouldn't
go to sleep.
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You know, Mrs. Forman, there
are other ways of dealing with that.
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I mean, have you tried telling
him you just like him as a friend?
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You're carrying Red's baby. He
should be kissing your ass. God!
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Why are men such jerks?
Huh? Tell me.
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I just came in here
for the ice cream,
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so I'm just gonna
make mine and go.
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Men plant their seed
and think their work is done,
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but women have a being
growing inside of us
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the size of a wine jug.
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It's gotta come out somehow.
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Oh, oh, oh. It's like that
nature show, you know,
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where the snake eats
an antelope in one bite,
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and you're thinking,
"Impossible."
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And then it unhinges its jaw,
and in it goes.
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Well, giving birth is just like
that, only the other direction.
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And I need your father there, holding
my hand and telling me it's okay,
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because I can't swallow
an antelope alone.
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No, you can't, and no
woman should have to.
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That bastard.
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Ah, we've been here for,
like, an hour,
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we've only moved,
like, two feet.
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You think the lines
at the DMV are long?
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You should see the free clinic.
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Now, there's a wait.
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Man, you've been
to the free clinic?
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No.
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Oh, but I did see
your mom there. Burn!
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That's gonna
leave a mark. Just like your mom did!
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Come on. Move it! Damn!
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Gentlemen, I'm sorry
you had to see my dark side.
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Please excuse me. I'm gonna
get to the bottom of this. Ta-ta.
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Look, man, I gotta talk to you
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about some things that happened
while you were gone this summer.
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Hyde, if this is about free
ice cream, naked volleyball,
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or a dog wearing a hat and
sunglasses, I'd rather not even know.
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No, it's about Jackie.
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What about Jackie?
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She was with someone,
I knew it. Damn it!
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Well, you know, you guys are
broken up, so who cares, right?
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We're not...
I don't care. It's just...
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I mean, she was
a big part of my life,
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and I just hate the thought of her
being off with some random guy.
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Well, what if I told you it was with
a friend? Would that make it better?
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No. That would
make it worse, stupid.
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Oh, you're messing with me.
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Okay, 'cause I...
A friend would never do that.
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Oh, man, Hyde, you got me
again. Just like I got your mom!
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What is with the hitting?
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00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:39,873
Guys?
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I love this place.
I want to work here.
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You just said you hated it.
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Yeah, but I went up
to the counter,
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and the guy treated me
like crap,
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but he was treating everybody
like crap. Poor, rich, black, white,
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we're all crap.
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And look at him. Think he
was popular in high school?
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No way. But now
he's the belle of the ball.
244
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,859
Well, my friends, it's my turn
to get a taste of those balls.
245
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:22,373
Hey. I was just inside with
Mom, and she's really upset, so...
246
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,335
I just wanna know,
what's your problem?
247
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,339
You made me bald.
248
00:16:35,846 --> 00:16:37,848
- What?
- Five generations,
249
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:41,018
not one baldhead in my family.
250
00:16:43,561 --> 00:16:46,898
Then you came along, and...
Well, look at it!
251
00:16:49,651 --> 00:16:51,862
Children make me bald.
252
00:16:54,823 --> 00:16:56,992
You know what? Wear a hat.
253
00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:03,332
'Cause Mom is really scared,
254
00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:05,226
and she could really use a
little damn support right now.
255
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,127
And I don't usually
tell you what to do,
256
00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:09,689
'cause you usually do the right
thing, but this time you didn't.
257
00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:14,384
You know how you're always telling
me to be a man? Well, be a man!
258
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,428
I made you bald.
You made me skinny!
259
00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:29,399
Oh, hey. How'd it go at the
DMV? Did you tell Kelso?
260
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,276
Nah, I blew it off.
261
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:35,364
What? Why?
262
00:17:35,405 --> 00:17:38,408
I don't know.
It's just really hot in there.
263
00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:44,831
Really? 'Cause I think
you chickened out.
264
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:48,210
No, I didn't chicken out, man.
265
00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:51,922
I just didn't wanna drop the news in
front of all those people, you know?
266
00:17:51,963 --> 00:17:53,798
I mean, haven't I done enough
to the guy?
267
00:17:57,468 --> 00:17:59,263
So, you felt bad?
268
00:18:00,722 --> 00:18:02,682
Oh, my God, you felt bad!
269
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,563
No, I don't feel bad.
I don't feel anything.
270
00:18:08,605 --> 00:18:12,276
I don't know. I think someone's
been to Oz and gotten himself a heart.
271
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:21,285
- Shut up, Forman.
- Yeah, Eric.
272
00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:24,371
Maybe we should lay off.
He's had a rough day.
273
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,751
I really wanna lay off,
but it's just so hot in here.
274
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:31,920
Get bent!
275
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,799
He felt bad.
276
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,219
- I think we really
got through to him.
- Yeah.
277
00:18:39,261 --> 00:18:41,012
- He's not gonna tell Kelso.
- No.
278
00:18:48,186 --> 00:18:50,480
Oh. So, you're
hiding out here.
279
00:18:52,023 --> 00:18:54,276
Got a call from some man
about a Corvette.
280
00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:56,337
What, you gonna buy another
one, so you can ride 'em around
281
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:57,654
like a couple of water skis?
282
00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:03,452
- I'm selling the Corvette.
- What?
283
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:04,786
Look, could we
finish this later?
284
00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:06,371
I'm kind of
in the middle of something.
285
00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:12,669
Is that Eric's old cradle?
286
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:19,009
Yeah, well, the paint
was all chipped off,
287
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:23,138
and I kind of remember that
they liked sleeping in this thing,
288
00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:30,437
when they weren't peeing
and pooping all over the place.
289
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,818
Oh, Red. That is so sweet.
290
00:19:39,363 --> 00:19:40,738
Yeah, well,
291
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,701
it might be fun.
292
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:47,704
Hell, this time
we might even get an athlete.
293
00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:48,788
Oh!
294
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,175
- Hey.
- Hey.
295
00:20:00,217 --> 00:20:03,136
So, did you tell Michael yet?
296
00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:07,682
Oh, yeah, well, I was gonna, but, you
know, the timing just didn't seem right.
297
00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:10,394
Oh, I understand.
298
00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:14,147
I mean, it's kind of like... It's
kind of like setting your hair.
299
00:20:14,189 --> 00:20:17,734
If you don't wait long enough,
then it's totally flat and like Donna's,
300
00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:22,447
but if you wait
just the right amount of time,
301
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,074
then it's perfect, like mine.
302
00:20:27,702 --> 00:20:31,039
- Steven, are you
even listening to me?
- God help me, I am.
303
00:20:34,209 --> 00:20:35,585
Steven.
304
00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:42,967
So, that's what
an adulteress is.
305
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,303
I always thought
that it was a tiny adult.
306
00:20:48,806 --> 00:20:50,559
Hey, uh...
307
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,287
Hey, buddy, what do you say we take
this party back in the living room, huh?
308
00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:55,063
Um, yeah, that's a good idea.
309
00:20:55,105 --> 00:20:56,825
No, but I want a peanut butter
and banana...
310
00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:01,736
Why is Hyde
kissing Jackie?
311
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,371
What the hell?
312
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,706
He's dead.
313
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,717
They have a lot of questions
in the DMV application.
314
00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:27,637
Let's see. "Sex"?
315
00:21:28,972 --> 00:21:30,265
Please.
316
00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:33,643
Lots.
317
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,021
"Address"?
318
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,856
If I must, but I prefer pants.
319
00:21:41,943 --> 00:21:43,945
"State"?
320
00:21:43,987 --> 00:21:45,655
Nervous but excited.
321
00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:49,784
"Mother's maiden name"?
322
00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:51,995
Streisand, but she won't
acknowledge me.
323
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:57,019
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