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So, Mr. Hammond said it
was fine for me to miss class
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'cause I'm already getting an A.
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So, just as you suspected, Mom,
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I am better than everybody.
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All I know is my little boy was
very brave at the dentist today.
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Wasn't he?
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Yes he was,
my wittle snicklefritz.
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Okay, Mom, when a
boy reaches a certain age,
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the baby voice
no longer comforts him.
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It urges him to kill.
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Okay, let's get you some coffee.
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Nobody pukes in the Trans Am.
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Mrs. Forman.
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Uh-oh, you look mad.
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What did Eric do?
Bad Eric!
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Donna, why aren't you in school?
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No worries.
I called her in sick.
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I told them, "Lady troubles."
No questions asked.
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Oh, hey.
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Easy there, Wobbles.
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Have you been drinking?
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I hope so.
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'Cause if not, this whole
place is a-spinnin'.
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Hang on, boys, it's a twister!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So, my mom and I were at
The Hub getting ice cream,
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and we caught Donna
with Casey skipping school.
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And she was drunk, in
the middle of the afternoon.
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It was like Sue Ellen on Dallas.
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You went to The Hub
for ice cream with your mommy?
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Why would you tell me that?
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Hyde, the point is, he went
for ice cream without us.
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You cannot pick up a phone?
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You know who can't pick up
a phone? Jackie.
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I broke up with her and she
never calls to even say hi,
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or offer me sad,
but hot, break-up sex.
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I mean, that's just selfish.
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Guys, my mom's over
at the Pinciottis' right now
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telling Bob about
Donna being drunk.
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Can't do that kind of stuff in
the middle of the afternoon.
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It'll mess with your...
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Thinking thing.
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You know what I'm saying.
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Yeah, you gotta stay sharp, man.
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That's why I keep
myself pure until 3:00.
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Two o'clock. That's why I
keep myself pure until 2:00.
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I'm not wearing a watch.
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Hey, you know what?
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Donna getting busted
is actually great for me,
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because now she's got to
realize what a jackass Casey is.
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And when she dumps him,
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I'll be standing right here with open
arms and a gentle "I told you so."
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Oh, yeah, that could happen.
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After all, I mean,
I made that girl a woman.
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We stole dead fish.
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Dead fish? What are you
going to do with dead fish?
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You're missing the point,
man. We stole dead fish!
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You just don't get it.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I just came by...
I miss you.
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What?
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Did you say you missed me?
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No.
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Look, just say you miss me.
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Fine, I miss you!
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Michael, I miss you, too.
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And look, I was thinking,
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since we broke up because
I kissed another guy,
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what if I let you
kiss another girl?
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I mean, we could be even,
and we could get back together.
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If you think that
me kissing another girl
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is gonna bring
us closer together,
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I'm totally willing
to make that sacrifice.
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Thank you, Michael.
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I better go wash my face.
Okay.
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This fish is so stinky.
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What the hell are we
going to do with the stinky?
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It's simple, man. We're gonna
find a place to hide the stinky,
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and ruin someone's day.
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Now, question is
where, how and who?
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The answer is,
there, that and Kelso.
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Oh, it's like a bowl.
A bowl for the stinky.
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And we will put it, and he'll never
find it, and it will smell forever.
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What the hell's going on with you?
You're grounded! No arguments!
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Dad, I'm not grounded.
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Okay, well, then,
whatever you think is best.
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No, not whatever she thinks
is best. You are grounded.
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You're not my mother.
You have no say in what I do.
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Well, she's got you there.
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Let's see.
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Which chick do I want to kiss?
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Oh, no, no, no, Michael.
I get to pick the girl.
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But you'll pick an uggo.
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You didn't call "No uggos."
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Hey, I just thought
of something.
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Your plan's good and all,
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but what if the girl that you
pick doesn't want to kiss me?
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"Doesn't want to kiss me!"
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And then I told Donna she was
grounded, and she said, "No."
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She said, "No"?
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Can you do that?
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No.
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I need your help, Red. I gotta
get Donna away from that guy.
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Oh, Dad, you know what's good?
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Threaten her with
the old "foot in the ass."
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How can such a bad influence
live in such a handsome package?
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Bad people should have
a big scar or an eye patch
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so you can recognize them.
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The problem is,
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you know, there's a point
where your kids realize
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you can't do nothing
to control them.
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There is?
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No. Now, stop listening.
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Bob, I don't want
to get involved.
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I got enough problems with the 14
kids who think they live here now.
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Why do I have to hold the fish?
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Because that's what
the little buddy does.
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Someone's coming!
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So, the guy's trying
to tell me that his Z28
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is the same car as my Trans
Am except for the decals.
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How can people be so ignorant?
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I see you, Donna.
I see you.
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Dad!
Don't you "Dad" me!
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You're not going anywhere,
not with this guy.
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You're grounded again.
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Dad, I'm gonna do
whatever I want,
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with whoever I want,
whenever I want to do it.
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We have to have
a talk right now, Donna.
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Sir, let me just say
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that you're making
a lot of sense here,
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and I think that when I
bring Donna home tonight,
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you two ought to sit down and
really hammer this thing out.
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Okay, that sounds fair.
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What?
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You're just gonna let
her go off with him?
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What else can I do?
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Oh, good God, that's it!
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Everybody in the living room.
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Now!
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Not you.
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Bob, get in here!
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Donna, what has gotten into you?
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Skipping school, showing
no respect for your father...
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That's right.
Shut up, Bob.
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Okay, here's snacks.
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So, anybody need a drink?
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I'll take a rum
and Coke for the road.
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Hey, hey, buddy, little tip,
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I think booze is what got
you in trouble in the first place.
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How could you take this girl out
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drinking in
the middle of the day?
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Well, you know how it is. All
the older girls were at work.
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Can I just say this guy
is not boyfriend material.
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I agree. You're not going out with
him anymore. You two are done.
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No!
All right.
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What?
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You got to admit this
has been a real hassle.
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I mean, it was fun
and you're a great girl,
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but let's just call it a day.
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You're breaking up with her?
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Casey, I thought you said you...
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You know, you said you loved me.
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I have this thing where I
say stuff I don't really mean.
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Casey.
Look, Donna.
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I see what you're getting at,
and I'm not that type of guy.
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Mrs. Forman, what say we
rain check that rum and Coke?
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Donna, I'm really sorry.
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You're not sorry. You got
exactly what you wanted.
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Eric, someone here to see you.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Okay. Can I get
anyone a snack?
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Mom.
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Right, right. Have to stop
doing that.
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So...
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How are you?
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Humiliated.
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I'm such an idiot.
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I got dumped in front
of the whole world.
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I don't even know what I
said to your mom at The Hub,
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and I hate that
she saw me like that.
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What is wrong with me?
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Hey, nothing.
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Look, your mom left. Come on,
you're allowed to freak out.
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Everybody warned me about
Casey, and I fell for him anyway.
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And he's such a jackass.
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Yeah, I...
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I really, really wanted
you to figure that out,
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just not like this.
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Eric, I'm just...
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I'm so sorry.
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Hey.
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I was so stupid.
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Eric, we should be together.
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Wait, what?
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Let's just, like, forget
all this other stuff happened.
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Wait, wait.
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Donna, I mean, if you come
running back to me now,
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I...
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Donna, I can't be
your second choice.
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But you're not.
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Eric.
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Oh. Where am I?
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How about I kiss her?
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No way.
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She's too tall,
too tanned, too rich.
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Damn, Jackie, I don't want
to kiss a short, pale, poor girl.
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Okay, look, Michael, all I know
is I don't want to stay broken up.
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Okay, you know what?
You choose.
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Kiss any girl you want.
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I choose you.
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Michael, that is the most
romantic thing I've ever read,
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heard about or seen on TV.
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Yeah, it was pretty romantic.
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I could tell
while I was doing it.
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What?
No, it's just...
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Look, one week you
break up with me,
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and the next week
you're Prince Charming?
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I'm an incredibly
complex man, Jackie.
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Michael, I can't
do this anymore.
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Look, Michael, if you want
to choose me, then choose me.
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I mean, really choose me.
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Let's get married.
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What?
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Michael, all our problems
are because we haven't decided
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we're gonna be together forever.
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So, let's decide.
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Hold on.
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You want to get married?
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Yes, Michael! Yes, I accept!
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Oh, my God!
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You know what?
I gotta go tell my dad.
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And you!
You have to buy a ring.
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Just think about it. We
are going to be the "Burkhart-Kelsos."
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The Who-hart What-o's?
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Michael and I are
getting married.
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Yeah, we heard. That's
why we're decorating the van.
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But... But not with fish.
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Let me get this straight.
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Donna wanted to get back
together, and you said no?
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I said no.
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You said no?
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Dumbass!
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Look, I have my reasons, okay?
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What could they be?
What could they possibly be?
255
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,610
Casey dumps her and she comes
to me? Okay, I'm not a rebound.
256
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:10,865
So you're too
proud to take her back?
257
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,742
And what do you
have to be so proud of?
258
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,872
You're not an athlete.
259
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,833
The only smart thing
about you is your mouth.
260
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,252
And look at you.
261
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,301
Red, he looks fine.
He's just so darn stupid!
262
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,056
I'm very upset.
263
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,895
Well, stop, okay?
264
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,897
Because I already
feel bad enough as it is.
265
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,982
Well, you should.
Well, I do!
266
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,655
I love her.
267
00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:03,458
God, why do I always have to
screw these things up, you know?
268
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,586
Why does everything
always have to be my way?
269
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,383
That's why we broke
up in the first place.
270
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,427
Well, we've all
known that for a year.
271
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,225
Okay.
272
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,104
Okay, I have to
tell Donna how I feel.
273
00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,107
Then go!
274
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,489
Oh, Red.
275
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,076
I know.
276
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,161
We're never gonna
get him out of the house.
277
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,125
Donna?
278
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,842
Oh, hello,
Mr. Pinciotti, Mrs...
279
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,136
I'm sorry, Joanne.
I don't know your last name.
280
00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:58,722
I have something
to tell you guys.
281
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,683
I love Donna.
282
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,061
Well, she isn't here.
We don't know where she is.
283
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,480
And it's Stupac.
284
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,111
Well, if it's okay,
I'll just wait.
285
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,821
Sure.
286
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,572
I always liked you.
287
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,950
Oh, thank you, sir.
288
00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:20,995
But do me a favor. Don't
play with her undergarments.
289
00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,503
Something reeks.
290
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,006
Man!
291
00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:37,761
Where are you going?
Bus station.
292
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:39,429
I'm going to my
mom's in California.
293
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,264
Oh, my God.
294
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,183
You're running away.
295
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,103
I don't know what else to do.
296
00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:47,980
No, I know how you feel.
297
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,606
Jackie wants to get married.
298
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,611
To me!
299
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,490
What?
300
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:01,118
Look, a lot of people
don't know this about us,
301
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,953
but Jackie's
pretty much in charge.
302
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,625
So it might happen.
303
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:15,174
But it won't happen
if I'm not here.
304
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,093
You know what? I'll drive you.
We'll both go to California.
305
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,723
Kelso, are you up for this?
306
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,225
Hey, if the Beverly
Hillbillies can do it, so can I.
307
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,228
Great, let's go.
308
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,110
Oh, my God. What stinks?
309
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,487
This town, baby.
310
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,201
We're leaving that smell behind.
311
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,271
Kelso!
312
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,068
I'm not gonna tell you again.
313
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,862
Well, I was reaching
for my soda. Damn!
314
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,744
Man, Iowa smells like fish, too.
315
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:30,701
I should have taken the bus.
316
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:32,725
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