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Okay, boys, I brought
cheese samples from work.
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What's wrong with them?
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Nothing.
Well, they were in the trash.
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- Bring it over.
- Cool.
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Hey.
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You know how my brother locks me in a
closet with a pillowcase full of dead fish
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until the stink makes me cry?
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Well, while I was in there,
I heard him make a phone call.
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And it seems that's he got a
little surprise for Donna tonight.
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The honeymoon suite at
that French motel in Kenosha.
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The Le Motel?
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Oh, no, it sounds like Donna
and Casey are going to le do it.
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Yeah. Eric's gonna freak out
when we tell him.
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- And why would we tell him?
- To watch him freak out.
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Kelso, he's gonna
take it really hard, man.
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So we just need to
keep our mouths shut.
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Wow. It's very considerate
of Eric's feelings.
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What the hell, man!
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I just think that we all need
to zip it. Especially you.
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Hey, I can keep a secret.
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I didn't tell Kelso you took
five bucks from his wallet.
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Hyde!
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None of you guys
can keep a secret.
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Well, you sure can, especially
when it's about you kissing other guys.
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Michael,
it was one guy from work.
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And I told you I'm sorry.
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God, how long are you gonna
keep throwing that in my face?
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Well, how long are you gonna keep
throwing your face in other guys' faces?
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Wow, that was clever.
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I think I won that. Yeah!
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Oh, Eric.
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Let me
just say I'm sorry.
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- For what?
- I can't tell you.
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Hey, but if you were
to guess that
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Casey is taking Donna to a
honeymoon suite, I'd say good guess.
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Wait.
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Casey and Donna
got a motel room?
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Yeah, but, hey
, look at the bright side.
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Donna and Casey may be
doing it, but at least they're doing it
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in a vibrating,
heart-shaped bed.
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If you see what I mean.
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Well, I do now, thanks to your
spot-on detailed description.
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And there will
probably be a mirror, too.
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Okay, thanks, Fez.
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- You know,
so they can watch it...
- Yeah, I know.
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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My divorce papers
finally came through.
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- To divorce.
- Oh, no, no. No, no.
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If you're gonna drink to
divorce, drink alone in the dark
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like regular sad people.
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I'm not sad, I'm happy.
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'Cause now I can do all kinds
of things I couldn't do before.
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Like, Joanne
, we could get married.
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Is something funny?
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Bob, we've never
mentioned marriage before.
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You spring it on me now
in front of strangers?
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Excuse me, my mistake, I guess.
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I guess I hurt
someone's feelings.
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Well, you certainly did.
We are not strangers.
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So what are you and
Casey doing tonight?
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He won't tell me.
It's a surprise.
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Honey,
it's blush not spray paint.
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A surprise, huh?
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What if the surprise is something
big? Are you ready for it?
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I mean, how do you really feel
about Casey?
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I don't know.
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Well, how do you
feel about his hair?
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Love it, lots of body.
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- And his body?
- Love it, lots of hair.
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How about his car?
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I love it. Trans Ams kick ass.
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So hair, body and car. The
big three. The holy trinity of love.
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Okay, I think you're ready
for your big surprise.
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Jackie,
what is this big surprise?
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All I can tell
you is definitely,
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definitely shave those legs.
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Well, I called the Le Motel.
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Fez, you were right. Casey
has a reservation for tonight.
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And, Hyde, you were right.
I cannot keep a secret.
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Speaking of secrets, look
what I found in Jackie's cheese.
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Some guy Phil's phone number.
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I can't take this anymore.
I just know it, Hyde.
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She's cheating on me again.
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Kelso,
don't jump to conclusions.
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Maybe I don't care.
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Forman, man, you gotta be cool
about this Donna thing,
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or she's gonna
know you're jealous.
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You can't be all
Simon and Garfunkel.
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You gotta get
Bruce Springsteeny.
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Springsteeniant.
Springsteenicious.
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Wait, what are we talking about?
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Whoa. Hey,
you guys, I'm not jealous.
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I'm just looking out for her.
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I mean, Donna's
practically a sister to me.
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A tall, shapely sister.
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Who I've done it with.
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About a million times.
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Look, maybe Donna and Casey
won't even do it tonight.
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I'd call it 50-50.
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You would?
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Oh, I'd be wrong.
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But I'd call it that to keep you
from doing something stupid.
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Forman, you gotta
do something stupid.
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Sitting around
feeling helpless all day.
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That isn't healthy. That's
why I'm gonna stalk Jackie.
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You know, I really
love things with holes.
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Swiss cheese,
donuts, inner tubes.
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I don't know what it is about
a hole, it just feels good.
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Hello?
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Is Phil there?
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Who?
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Phil. Some guy you kissed!
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I found his
number in your cheese.
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Michael, Phil is the guy
who delivers the sausage.
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You tramp!
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No, idiot,
he brings food to our store.
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He's our sausage guy.
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Tramp!
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Who's that singing? Who's
singing love songs to you?
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Peter Frampton!
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Are you kissing him?
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No!
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Are you sure?
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Hello.
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Hello, this is Norman.
Shall we kiss?
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Okay, Red. What Bob needs
right now is a good friend.
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And since I don't know
where we're gonna find one,
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you need to talk to him.
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- Kitty!
- Or you can talk to Joanne.
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I'll take Bob.
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I'll take Joanne.
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Donna, I have to talk to you.
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Leo, what...
Have you got Donna in there?
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You know, I didn't think to ask.
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Look, I have to find Donna.
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Casey's gonna surprise her
with the honeymoon suite.
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And I know Donna. She's not
gonna like that kind of surprise.
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So she'll probably
be looking for an out, so...
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I'm here to rescue her.
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Kind of like Luke did
with Leia in Star Wars.
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You know,
"I'm here to rescue you!"
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The other honeymoon suite's
across the hall, man.
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Now if you excuse me, I got a
game of Twister I gotta stretch for.
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Casey, check it out.
They have tiny soaps.
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What am I doing?
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I couldn't do it, Leo.
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Donna's having a good time.
She doesn't wanna be rescued.
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But you know what?
The thing is,
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I still wanna go in there
and stop everything, you know?
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I didn't come here for her,
I came here for me.
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That's a huge dilemma, man.
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But you know what you really
gotta ask yourself?
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Is there anybody
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who's not in a motel room
with three women
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that you could tell this to?
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Okay, here's the thing.
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Bob really likes you.
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Why?
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Who knows?
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That's America.
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Any kook can have
any damn fool idea he wants.
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Look, I haven't had good luck
with marriage.
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When my first husband and
I were dating, he was great.
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But as soon as I married him,
he turned into,
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well, something like you.
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Well, I don't know what kind of
crap your ex-husband used to pull.
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But whatever it was,
Bob doesn't have it in him.
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He's just a nice, loyal guy
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with a big heart.
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He's perfect for
a pushy gal like you.
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Well, he does have a big heart.
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And we do go well together.
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You know, Red, if I didn't know any
better, I'd think you were a good guy.
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Well, if I didn't know any
better, I'd think I cared.
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The red cheese is chewy.
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The red cheese is wax.
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Oh.
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Hey, guess what, fellas?
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Turns out I still have
feelings for Donna. Yeah.
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Deep feelings.
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Warm feelings.
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Tingly-in-the-pants feelings.
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And I can't do
anything about it because
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she has those
feelings for someone else.
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I think that admitting
that you still love Donna
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is an important step.
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Because it reopens
the door for this.
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♪ Eric
loves Donna! Eric loves Donna! ♪
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Look, you guys.
I don't love her.
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I just think that if she's not with
me, the fairest thing for everyone is if
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she's alone and unhappy.
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Dude, that is a bad plan, man.
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'Cause if you
leave a chick alone,
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the next thing you know, she's
licking the roof of another guy's mouth.
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Like the cheese guy.
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I hate that guy.
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But you love his cheese.
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00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,142
See, this is just
like a Southern tragedy.
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Tennessee Williams,
but with cheese.
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I'm taking Advanced English.
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00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,863
Oh, man, I got to go to the
mall. I'm late to stalk Jackie.
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I just...
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I can't believe Donna's in a
motel room with him right now.
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Man, I don't like it either.
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But there is one
thing you can do.
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I believe you have a stack of
Playboys underneath your bed?
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Go use them.
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Okay, Bob,
I think the problem is that
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Joanne thinks you're moving
just a little too fast.
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It's just who I am.
I do everything fast.
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I run fast,
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drive fast,
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I eat fast.
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Okay, what happens
when you eat fast?
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I get gassy.
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Right.
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Okay, well, a relationship
works the same way.
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When it grows too fast,
it gets gassy, too.
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And... And... And then the bad thing
happens and people leave the room.
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Wow.
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A lot of people have
told me to slow down,
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but nobody ever said it
in a way that spoke to me.
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- Hi, Bob.
- Hey, Joanne.
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Oh, okay, well, we'll just...
We'll leave you two alone.
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Okay, well, there will be no
more marriage talk from Bob.
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What?
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There had better be.
She's expecting it.
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Oh, crap!
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- Lock the doors.
- I'm on it.
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Michael!
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What are you doing?
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What?
Are you spying on me now?
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No.
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Okay, fine,
yeah, I'm spying on you.
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'Cause you're around
strange guys all day
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and apparently, every once in a
while, you up and French one of them.
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Michael, go home.
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This is a place of business, and
if you don't have any business,
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you're not welcome at the mall.
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Fine.
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Stay away from my girlfriend!
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Michael, what are you doing?
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Well, I can be at the mall now,
'cause I got business, train business.
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You have lost your mind!
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Yep, and I don't miss it!
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00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,183
Michael, look at you,
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riding around on a kiddie
train so you can spy on me.
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00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,063
I mean, do you not
see how crazy this is?
249
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,442
Yeah.
250
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:51,279
But I don't know what to do.
251
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:55,325
I mean, I'm a mess.
I can't sleep, I can't eat.
252
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:58,662
Well, I can eat. Only when
I eat, I get kind of sleepy.
253
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,790
But I am really upset.
254
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,001
Look, if we're ever
gonna get past this,
255
00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:06,086
you have to forget
about that stupid little kiss
256
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,130
and just try, try to remember
that we love each other.
257
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,051
- I know.
- So can we please,
258
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,510
please just finally move on?
259
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,388
I wanna say yes,
260
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:20,893
but it's like
we're on this track,
261
00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:24,312
and we keep going around
in circles, like some kind of,
262
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,108
some kind of...
263
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,698
I don't know,
I lost my train of thought.
264
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,410
Okay, Forman.
265
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,495
What were you doing
at the Le Motel last night?
266
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,164
And don't say you weren't
there because Leo saw you.
267
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,919
Wait, wait, Leo thinks he
saw me at the Le Motel?
268
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,132
Cut the crap, Eric.
269
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,693
You know Casey and I
had a room last night,
270
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,094
so you went there,
271
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,346
and you pulled the fire
alarm all night until we left.
272
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,309
Fire alarm?
I didn't... I didn't pull...
273
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,896
Wait, you guys left?
274
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:08,774
- So you guys didn't...
- No!
275
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:11,735
We spent all night in the parking
lot with Leo and his hootie mamas.
276
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:18,993
Eric, what were you even doing
at the motel?
277
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,371
I don't know, I just...
278
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,334
I was fine, right?
279
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,170
I mean, we were friends
and that was cool.
280
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,174
And now, Donna,
281
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,594
all of a sudden, it's like
the day after we broke up
282
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,262
all over again and...
283
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,223
Look, I'm sorry.
284
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,285
But when I knew you were
gonna be with Casey, I just...
285
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,560
I felt...
286
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,693
Whatever.
287
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,821
No, I get it.
288
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,300
Remember when you wanted
to date other people
289
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,326
and I was so cool about it?
290
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,328
Well, I wasn't.
291
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,206
It, like, broke my heart.
292
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,293
So what did you do?
293
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,588
Well, I didn't know
what to do, so I just...
294
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,132
You know?
295
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,550
Right.
296
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,927
Casey.
297
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,346
Right.
298
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:26,560
Hey, look, from now on, I'm
gonna stay out of your business.
299
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:27,853
I promise.
300
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,064
Thank you.
301
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,024
But before that
promise goes into effect,
302
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:35,610
I would like it duly noted for the record
that I think Casey's all wrong for you.
303
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,237
And I think
304
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,824
you guys are
moving way too fast.
305
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:44,119
Duly noted.
306
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:46,496
And I'll stay out of
your business, too.
307
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:47,831
Okay, good.
308
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:53,170
So I better drum me up
some business, huh?
309
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,191
Still sleeping, huh?
310
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:17,194
Gosh, pulling fire alarms all
night must really wear you out.
311
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:21,115
That's right.
I'm onto you, buddy.
312
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:24,409
You did a nice thing
and I'm telling everybody.
313
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,121
Come on, man,
I didn't do it to be nice.
314
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,957
I did it 'cause I always
wanted to commit a felony.
315
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,417
Misdemeanors just ain't
the rush they used to be.
316
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,880
Well, all I hear is,
317
00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,299
"I love you,
I love you, I love you."
318
00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:41,323
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