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Any good mail?
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Well, we got the new
Yarn Barn catalog,
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and the model is
showing cleavage?
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You know,
if I want that in my house,
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I will watch McMillan and Wife.
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Oh, Steven got a letter from
Department of Motor Vehicles.
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What? Another damn ticket?
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Hey, screw head,
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why is the DMV
sending you letters?
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"Screw head."
Hey, screw head.
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No, no, no. You're screw head.
I'm just called "boy."
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I got a letter from the DMV?
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Oh, my God.
It's about the cow.
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Did I say "cow"?
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Because what I meant
was countdown.
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Countdown to better driving.
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I think what Eric's trying
to say is, he hit a cow.
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Well, I had the right of way.
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Go ahead.
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Open it, hot rod.
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You know, you are
the most irresponsible,
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careless, no-account...
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Oh, it's a license renewal
for my 18th birthday.
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Oh.
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Happy birthday.
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Guess who gets 18 hugs the
day before his 18th birthday?
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One, two, everyone.
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Three, four, five, six,
seven, eight... Okay, okay.
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All right, all right.
Thanks, Mrs. Forman,
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but you can drop it.
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I'm not really into birthdays,
especially this one.
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Oh, no, you don't.
Nine, ten...
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Get off me, spaz!
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Oh, Steven likes birthdays.
He just doesn't know it.
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Which is why we're throwing
him a surprise party.
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Now, I need two helpers
with keen
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feminine sensibilities
to help decorate.
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Jackie and Fez.
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Yay!
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What the hell!
I'm feminine.
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I should kick her ass for that.
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Hey, Jackie,
while you're up there,
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try not to kiss any more guys.
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Man, are you guys
still fighting about that?
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You got to come down hard
on stuff like this.
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If she'd have come down
harder on me
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when I was cheating,
I would've...
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Well, I would've been
way sneakier about it.
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You know what, you guys,
18 is a big deal.
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We ought to get Hyde,
like, the perfect Hyde gift.
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So, you know what,
let's try to put ourselves
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in a total Hyde state of mind.
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Yeah.
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Okay, now, what would Hyde want?
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Something stolen.
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Stolen's good,
but you know what's better?
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Stolen and dirty.
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So what's a good gift for Hyde
that's stolen and dirty?
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Someone else's pig.
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No, no, wait. I got it,
I got it. A street sign.
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We'll steal it,
so it'll be stolen,
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and it's dirty,
so it'll be dirty.
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Oh, my God! Kelso just
solved his first word problem.
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Yeah, I learned those
in Miss Carter's class,
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'cause I knew if I got one
right that she'd give me a hug.
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No bra and they
were always pointy.
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Now, that's good teaching.
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No problem. You can
have Hyde's party here.
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There's only one thing
I ask. Can I come?
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The party's at your house,
Bob. Of course you're invited.
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Oh, boy, I'm in.
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I'll get my Anne Murray albums.
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Okay, now, you two, I
want this party to look nice.
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So, balloons, streamers,
whatever makes Steven forget
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he has no parents.
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So, Fez, you know, how do
you want to decorate this place?
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Well, what I'm thinking...
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No, no, no,
I want Arabian Nights.
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Veils, Persian rugs.
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One question, Jackie.
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Is this a party for Hyde or a
bunch of whores in a whorehouse?
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Check it out. "High Street."
Oh, man, Hyde's gonna love this.
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Here, Donna, I'll give
you a boost. Okay.
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Okay, one, two, three.
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Oh, yeah! Fingers!
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Okay, come on, Eric,
I'll give you a boost.
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No way.
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Why not?
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Because you'll throw me.
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What? No, I won't.
Yeah, I will.
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Look, how about we stand
on top of the van and reach it?
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I think not.
We'll dent the roof.
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I don't want nothing to
happen to the "love bus."
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Okay, I got it.
I got a better idea.
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Okay,
just make sure it's tight.
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Right.
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Okay, you're good to go.
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Well, at least the roof's okay.
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Steven!
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I thought you were at work.
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Not till later.
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Why are you baking
so many cupcakes?
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I had four dozen eggs.
They were gonna go bad.
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Mrs. Forman,
I don't want a party.
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And I'm not saying that
because I'm fishing for a party.
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I mean, I don't want a party.
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Uh-huh.
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Because, I know
how this family works.
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You guys say you don't want
stuff that you actually want.
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Like on Mother's Day.
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You said you didn't want a
fuss but you did want a fuss.
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So we made a fuss
and you were happy.
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That can drive a guy nuts.
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It really can.
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So now, I don't know what to do
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or say or not say,
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because I really
don't want a party.
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Well, I don't want to do
anything you don't want.
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See, I don't know
what that means.
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Well, it means
there is no party.
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Oh, please. Would I lie to you
about making you a party?
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I am hurt.
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Fine. Okay.
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I'm sorry.
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You lied.
No, no.
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I said, "Would I lie?"
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It was very tricky. I was
like Houdini, but with words.
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The base of the sign
is all cracked.
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So, all we have to do is
shove this firecracker in there
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and blammo!
The sign comes down.
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Wow, it could actually work, if
the base were made of pudding!
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If the base were
made of pudding, Eric,
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we could just pull
the sign right out.
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Okay, get ready to run.
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Must be a dud.
Go find out.
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Why me?
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'Cause you're super skinny.
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If it blows up, you got the best
chance of having stuff not hit you.
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True, but on the other hand,
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no one would be surprised
if you blew yourself up.
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That's a good point.
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Oh, just move.
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Here, you big babies.
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Okay, what you just did,
just there, that was so hot.
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I'd follow your fine behind
into combat any day.
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All right, look,
if we got Red's tools,
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I bet I could
cut down that pole.
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Casey showed me how to saw
through rebar. Our second date.
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Wow, I love those stories.
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Hey, I'll just
sneak into your garage,
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grab the tools.
Red will never know.
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Okay, but you
gotta be really quiet.
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Come on, it's me we're
talking about. I'm like a cat.
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Red! Hey.
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You're wondering why
I'm going through your stuff?
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Okay. That's... See,
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I needed to borrow your saw,
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because I need to
chop down a tree.
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Because there's
something stuck in it.
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An animal, a rabbit.
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There's a rabbit stuck in a tree
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and I want to return
that rabbit to the wild,
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so it can lay its eggs.
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Kelso, rabbits don't...
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How the hell did
a rabbit get up a tree?
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Uh...
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Eric threw it up there.
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Eric threw a rabbit up a tree?
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Yeah. Hey,
he's a sadistic bastard.
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You know he hit a cow?
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You know, you've been in
a bad mood all night, man.
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I'm gonna cheer you up.
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Boo!
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Boo!
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You don't know what's funny.
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Oh, hey, I can work tomorrow
night if you want me to.
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You're not working tomorrow,
man. It's your birthday.
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Yeah, man, my 18th birthday.
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Otherwise known as
the beginning of the end.
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The black hole, man.
It's the death march.
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Look, if there's a war,
I could get drafted.
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If there's a war,
I'll see you in Canada.
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That's not the point, Leo. I mean,
there's other stuff, too, you know.
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Hey, don't get
snippy with me, man.
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Hyde, we need you to
settle an argument.
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I'm sure you know by now
that we're throwing you a party.
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What party?
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Okay, I'm sure you know by now
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that we're throwing you a party.
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So, what kind of
theme would you like?
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Throw whatever party you
want, man. I'm not gonna be there.
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Well, if that's his attitude, I
don't wanna do anything. I quit.
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You can't quit on me.
I quit on you,
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you bossy little midget.
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Don't even.
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What the hell?
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No! No!
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Excuse me,
little boy with glasses,
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that's our sign.
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Excuse me, big dork
with Farrah hair, no, it isn't.
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"Farrah hair"?
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If I look like any of the Charlie's
Angels, it's Jaclyn Smith.
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Wow, that's true.
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Hey there, little fella,
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what if I told you that I had
$20 for a special someone
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if they gave us the sign?
Nope.
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A month's supply of candy?
Nope.
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What if I show you my bra strap?
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Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Here.
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I bet if I showed him
my whole bra,
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he would have given me his bike.
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These things are awesome.
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That was hot.
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Man, why is she so hot today?
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'Cause you can't have her, 'cause
you lost her, 'cause you're stupid.
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Wait, Jackie cheated on you,
right, with a little, tiny cheese guy?
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Hey! Truce, okay?
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Yeah, I think that's best. Yeah.
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Hey, if you hadn't
blown it with Donna,
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you'd probably be
doing it with her right now.
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Yeah. You know who's probably
doing it? Jackie with the cheese guy.
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We had a truce!
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Wow.
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Yeah, this place looks great.
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Fez, Jackie,
the decorations are beautiful.
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No, no, no, no. They
haven't been here all day.
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I did this because
I'm feminine, too.
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I'm a lady. Why can't
anyone freaking see that?
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Oh, honey, no, it's perfect.
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Okay, the next time
I need a feminine touch,
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I'm using you and Fez.
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What happened to those cupcakes?
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Bob, there were
a dozen cupcakes there.
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I'm sorry, Red,
they're like vitamins to me.
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Hey, you guys, bad news.
Hyde said he's not coming.
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He's just sitting
in the basement.
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Oh, but it's his birthday. He
can't be alone on his birthday.
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Red.
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I agree.
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Eric, you go home
and sit with Steven.
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Okay, fine, I'll go get him.
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Surprise!
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We got him, dudes.
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All right, get your butt up those
stairs and over to your party.
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I'm not going.
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Steven, you're 18 now.
It's time to start being a man.
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And the first rule
to being a man is
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00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:21,625
you gotta spend your life
doing crap you don't wanna do.
251
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:27,047
Like right now, I don't wanna
be here talking to you, but I am.
252
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:31,593
You don't wanna go
to a party, but you will.
253
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,055
Actually, I won't.
254
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,057
What's the matter?
255
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,687
You don't like parties?
256
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:45,691
Me neither, but as long as
you're living under my roof,
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00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:48,652
you'll do what I tell you to do.
258
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:52,072
Well, lucky for me, I won't be
under your roof much longer anyway.
259
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,492
What the hell are
you talking about?
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00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,495
Well, I'm 18. I should be
getting out of here, right?
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00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,497
I mean, you know,
that's what my dad did
262
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,791
and my uncle did
and my cousins did.
263
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,085
They were all on their own
when they were my age.
264
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,212
What are they doing now?
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00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,467
Pumping gas, prison,
prison, dead, prison.
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00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,556
And the reason
you're living here
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00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,600
is so you don't
end up like them.
268
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,104
But if you want to leave,
I can't stop you.
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00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,442
So, what's it gonna be, Steven?
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00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,694
Prison, death
or a birthday party?
271
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,116
I guess I'll go to the party.
272
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,038
Thanks, Red.
273
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,499
You're welcome.
274
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:49,254
And don't tell Eric that we
had this little conversation.
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00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,550
'Cause when he's 18, he's out.
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00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:04,061
So, punch.
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00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,188
Yep.
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00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,447
Oh, fine.
279
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:20,243
Okay, everybody,
they're here. They're...
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00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,708
Surprise!
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00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,168
Wow, you got me, dudes.
282
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:32,380
Wow, thanks.
283
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,009
Oh, happy birthday.
284
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,178
Damn, Jackie,
stop kissing other guys!
285
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,021
Wow, this is great. Did you
get this at the flea market?
286
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,523
The flea market?
287
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,164
Yeah, they sell them there
for two bucks.
288
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,195
No, we stole it.
It took forever.
289
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,281
I had to show my bra.
290
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,827
You owe me a bumper.
291
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,208
Now, I made this
for you. See?
292
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,797
It says "Steven" on the front
293
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:16,508
because I heard that having
your name on your clothes is cool.
294
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:21,930
Plus, if anybody finds it,
they can return it to you.
295
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,895
So, I won't be able
to lose it. Great!
296
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,738
Put it on.
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00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,743
Do I have to?
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00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,078
You bet your ass.
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00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,011
Welcome to manhood.
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00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:14,816
Mrs. Forman, I'm not really
a pinata kind of guy.
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00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:20,072
Oh, come on, Steven.
Everyone plays pinata.
302
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:26,661
Yeah, Steven, hit the jackass.
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00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,293
Hey! Just listen...
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00:21:33,317 --> 00:21:35,317
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