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Jackie, you clocked out
half an hour ago.
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Did you come back
to tell me something?
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Because I feel the same way.
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I was waiting outside
for Michael to pick me up,
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but the idiot never showed.
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That's the third time this week.
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Three strikes and he's out,
according to the rules of baseball,
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and love.
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Actually, it's four strikes, if you
count the time he showed up late
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'cause he had to see
how The Jetsons ended.
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Man, first he goes behind your
back and takes that modeling job,
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and now this
whole Jetsons thing?
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No futuristic cartoon
could ever keep me from you.
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I just don't know
what's happening to us.
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Okay.
Jackie, you need to cheer up.
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And the first step to cheering
up is giving Todd a hug.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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I am so glad
I went shopping today.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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- What do I do?
- Run like the wind!
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Eric!
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Did you get a haircut?
'Cause I love it.
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You look just like
Parker Stevenson.
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Oh, really? 'Cause I told
the guy that he should...
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No, no, no! That's not
gonna work, tramp-face.
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I saw tongue.
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Okay, Eric, I know you and I
don't have the best relationship.
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- You mean,
I hate you, and you hate me?
- Right.
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So, let's turn over a new leaf
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by you never telling Michael
what you think you just saw.
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Hmm.
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Or I could just torture you with
this information until I'm bored.
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Eric!
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Okay, you know what?
I'll make you a deal.
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You can buy two guaranteed
hours of silence
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by carving this wheel of cheddar
into a handsome likeness of me.
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And, go.
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- Red, dinner's ready.
- Five more minutes, Kitty.
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A bunch of birds threw a
"crap on my Corvette" party.
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If I don't get it out, the
paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
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Well, why don't you just
put the car in the garage?
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Because if I put the car in the garage,
I can't see it from the dinner table.
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Kitty, don't give advice about
things you don't understand.
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Okay. I'm the crazy one.
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Well, let's just go ahead
and eat.
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Oh, we're not doing that yet?
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You know, ever since
Red got his new car,
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he can barely tear himself
away from it.
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You better watch out, Kitty, or
you're gonna end up a Corvette widow.
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Oh, no, he loves that car.
He deserves it.
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The last treat he bought
himself was a pellet gun
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to shoot the chipmunks that
were stealing our tomatoes.
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And I had to throw that away, because
it was giving him war nightmares.
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I'm glad you threw it out.
That thing hurt.
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Kitty, I know what
I'm talking about.
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As soon as my ex-husband got a
boat, it was like he forgot I even existed.
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So I divorced him,
took the boat,
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and spent a vigorous three-day
weekend on it with the harbor master.
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I don't think
that's kitchen talk.
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Okay, okay.
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I saw Jackie making out with
the guy from the cheese shop!
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The little dude.
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No way!
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Yup. But you're the only one I
told, so don't say a word to anyone.
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Okay, my little secret squirrel?
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My lips are sealed.
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Good. 'Cause I knew
I could count on you.
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You always can.
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Think about it.
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We hold information
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that could crush the very heart
and soul of one of our best friends.
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I live for days like this!
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Oh, but just remember,
you're the only one I told.
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Your secret's
safe with me.
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Well, you missed a nice dinner.
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Joanne said the funniest thing.
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She said I was gonna end up
a Corvette widow.
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Isn't that a kick?
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Oh, Kitty, I wouldn't
leave you for the car.
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Who'd make dinner?
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Oh, no.
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I think it's the time
to prove Joanne wrong.
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How are you gonna
prove Joanne wrong?
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What surprising and thoughtful deed
are you gonna do to prove Joanne wrong?
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I'm gonna prove Joanne wrong
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by taking you out
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on a special date
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- soon. Tomorrow.
- Good answer!
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Oh, hey, guys. It's Kelso's
loyal girlfriend, Jackie.
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Hi, Jackie.
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Okay, I'm not here to stay. I just
came to get Michael. Come on.
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Oh, no, stay. We're just
gonna hang out and fool around.
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We all know how much you like to
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fool around.
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Okay, Michael, come on.
Let's go to The Hub.
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No, I want to stay here
and fool around.
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So, hey, Jackie, how's it
going down at the cheese shop?
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You must be so tired from
giving it away at the mall.
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What are you laughing at?
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I don't know.
What are you laughing at?
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I don't know.
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- What are you laughing at?
- What are you laughing at?
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I don't know.
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What are you laughing at?
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I really don't know.
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- Come on, Michael. Let's go.
- No, let's stay.
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We could play Monopoly.
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Oh, but that wouldn't be
much fun, since we all know that
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Jackie cheats.
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I do not!
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Oh, you do cheat.
We've all caught you.
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Red, this is supposed to be
our special date.
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There is nothing special
about an auto show!
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Oh, no?
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How about it's special 'cause
you're the only woman here.
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You're the queen
of the auto show!
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- Lord, grant me
the serenity to accept...
- Oh, come on, Kitty.
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It'll be fun.
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You're always saying how we
should share each other's interests.
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I only said that to get you
to go to the figurine festival.
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Okay, I do. I want us to share
our interests, so I'll start.
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Teach me about cars.
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I'm excited!
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That's my girl.
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Holy crap.
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Look at the paint job
on that T-Bird.
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Wait here. I'll be right back.
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Wait, wait. Wait here?
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Well, someone's
gotta guard the car.
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Who better than the queen?
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Not on the bumper!
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Oh, Jackie, great. Just
the person I was looking for.
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Look, I've got this itch
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right above my shoulder.
Be a good girl.
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Give a little scratch.
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Eric, I came here to talk to you
about what happened yesterday.
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Okay, but I can't hear you
if you're not scratching.
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Yeah!
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Things between me and Michael
have been weird lately.
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And when Todd kissed me, I guess
I just gave in 'cause I felt vulnerable.
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But I made a terrible mistake.
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And I was hoping you'd show me
some compassion.
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Compassion.
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Wait, is that the feeling you get
when someone just shined your shoes?
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Because if so, you are in luck.
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And, go.
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You know what?
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I don't think so.
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See, I may have kissed Todd,
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but you knew about it all
along and didn't tell Michael.
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And that is way worse
than what I did.
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- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
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See, girlfriends are supposed
to lie. That's what we do.
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But best friends are supposed
to be loyal, and you weren't.
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So guess what?
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You're screwed, 'cause I'm
telling Michael everything!
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You wouldn't.
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Oh, I so would.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
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Well... Well... Well, this
certainly blew up in my face!
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When I tell Michael what you did,
he's gonna forget all about what I did.
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Unless I get to him first.
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You wouldn't.
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Well, to quote a certain
manager-kissing cheese maiden I know,
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"I so would!"
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And, go!
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- Not here.
- Damn it.
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Okay, Todd.
Look, I know we kissed,
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and it was probably, like,
the best kiss you'll ever have.
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But it didn't mean anything,
and nothing's gonna come of it.
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So you're gonna
have to get over me.
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Oh, and you know what?
Please don't fire me,
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because I really need this job.
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Okay? Great. See you tomorrow.
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Look, Kelso, I am so sorry.
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- Get out of my way.
- Wait, Michael.
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- Great. He hates me, right?
- No. He hates me.
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We didn't even talk about you.
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I mean, I told him about the
kiss, and he just stormed off.
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I couldn't even tell him
I'm sorry.
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Okay, well...
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I'm not going to feel
sorry for you, so...
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Yeah.
I mean, you can't make me.
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I just love him so much.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, look. Jackie.
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It's just one kiss, right?
That's not so bad.
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Just tell Kelso
what you told me about,
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you know, how you felt
vulnerable and stuff.
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He doesn't even want to see me.
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So, you know what?
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We'll go hang out in my basement
and wait for him to come by.
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He left his bouncy ball there, so, you
know, he's bound to be by sometime.
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You'd do that for me?
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As long as you promise
not to rat me out.
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Deal.
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So, friends?
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As long as you promise not
to tell people we're friends.
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You guys are never
gonna believe this.
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Jackie cheated on me.
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With the cheese guy!
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No!
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Yeah. I was just
as shocked as you are.
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Well, thank God
all she did was kiss him.
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Yeah.
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Wait. How do you know
all she did was kiss him?
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Kiss?
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I didn't say kiss.
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Don't make fun of my accent.
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That cheese guy's lucky he's
a little fellow, or I'd kick his ass.
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Just boom! Right in the ass!
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Hey, man,
you gotta kick his ass.
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Like, on Fantasy Island,
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if Tattoo took one of
Mr. Roarke's women
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up to his little tower
and put it to her,
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Roarke would slap that little
dude like a drunk Southern widow!
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Then he'd hit him off
with some vicious voodoo.
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Yeah. Voodoo on Tattoo.
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Voodoo. Tattoo.
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Peekaboo.
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Honeydew. Kung fu.
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Koo-koo-ka-choo.
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I'm done.
252
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,919
Well, look who's finally back.
253
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:25,175
While you were gone, some guy came
by to compliment me on my headlights.
254
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:30,305
Pretty sure he wasn't
talking about the car.
255
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,393
I got us funnel cakes!
256
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,813
It's like a second honeymoon.
257
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,609
Kitty, not in the car.
258
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,324
Hey, nice 'vette.
259
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,702
You should come see
the custom job I did on mine.
260
00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:53,537
Cost me $3,000 and a marriage.
261
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,248
- $3,000?
- And a marriage!
262
00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,461
I'll only be a minute, Kitty.
263
00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:17,295
What are you
looking at, gear-head?
264
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,492
Your ass is mine, cheese puff!
265
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,954
How did you know my nickname?
266
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,497
Wait, your nickname's
Cheese Puff?
267
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:40,083
Stay focused. Kick his ass!
268
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,837
Yeah, right. Good. Yeah.
269
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,756
What do you think you're doing
kissing my girlfriend, huh? Huh?
270
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:48,509
Well, maybe if you paid more
attention to that gorgeous creature
271
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,470
than your little modeling gig,
it wouldn't have happened.
272
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,390
Little?
273
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:59,019
That picture sold hundreds of young men's
briefs all over the greater Kenosha area!
274
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:03,565
It's true. I bought
three pairs. Very supportive.
275
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,778
Yeah, so look.
276
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,613
I know you're a little fellow,
277
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:12,032
but I can't let you go around
kissing my girlfriend.
278
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,075
So you're gonna have
to take a punch.
279
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,285
I understand.
280
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,044
That didn't look like
it hurt him at all.
281
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,088
Well, I guess it's my turn.
282
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,800
Okay. I didn't mean
to scare you, little guy.
283
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,096
I'm a black belt.
284
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,182
All right!
Didn't see that coming.
285
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,564
Thanks to your
funnel cake accident,
286
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,400
I'll have to spend half the
night cleaning out the car.
287
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:49,069
Well, I hope you two
will be very happy together.
288
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,491
Mrs. Forman!
289
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:58,620
Mrs. Forman, I have
a black eye, and I need ice!
290
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,289
I'm not doing anything else
for men today.
291
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,376
Just go away.
292
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,461
No. I'm not gonna go away.
293
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,923
I'm having a really bad day.
294
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:12,175
I got decked by a guy who
kissed Jackie. He was huge.
295
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:16,263
And she thinks
that it was okay to kiss him,
296
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,600
because I've been ignoring
her for work, which I barely did.
297
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,895
And I got a black eye, and I
need someone to care about me!
298
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,856
Well, well, well.
299
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,567
Michael ignored Jackie,
and she kissed another boy.
300
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,070
That is completely different!
301
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,572
He ignored her for a stupid job.
302
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,365
I ignored you for a car.
303
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,450
Crap.
304
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,244
Oh, burn.
305
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,288
How many times
you want to get hit today?
306
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,127
Kitty, I'm sorry.
307
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:52,549
Next time, I'll be happy
to forget about the car
308
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:56,595
and go to whatever figurine,
309
00:18:56,637 --> 00:19:00,265
quilting, macrame,
man-killing thing you want to do.
310
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:07,188
Actually, there's a knitting bee
at the community center right now.
311
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,442
You're kidding.
312
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:13,612
And you know what they say
about those knitters,
313
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,447
"They spin quite a yarn!"
314
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:21,078
You know what would really
teach me a lesson?
315
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,539
Leaving me at home to, you
know, think about what I've done.
316
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,980
If you're not in that car in two seconds,
I'll make you carry my knitting basket.
317
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:31,171
Coming, dear.
318
00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:35,843
Wait, wait, wait.
So Kelso got beat up?
319
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,345
Yeah, by the little dude
at the cheese shop.
320
00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:42,307
It was awesome, man.
321
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,392
Like a hurricane of tiny fists.
322
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,648
All right, look.
Jackie, here's the deal.
323
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:50,983
You cheated on me.
324
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,068
You used to cheat on me
all the time.
325
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,111
Yeah?
326
00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:55,570
Well, yeah.
327
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:01,284
But you cheated out of hate,
and I cheated out of joy.
328
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:06,081
I didn't cheat out of hate,
Michael.
329
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:09,710
I cheated because lately you've
been acting like I don't exist.
330
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,462
Well, I sure know you exist now
that you frenched the whole mall!
331
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,801
Look, I know that I need to
pay more attention to you,
332
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,594
and I want to forgive you,
333
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,723
but I have all this anger built up
inside of me and nowhere to put it.
334
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:29,229
Eric knew about the kiss
all along and didn't tell you.
335
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,527
You knew?
336
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,196
- Jackie.
- What'd you expect?
337
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,742
You're a dead man, Forman.
338
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,243
Get him, Michael.
339
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:52,753
Well, guys, uh,
just so you're up to speed,
340
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,839
I knew about the kiss all along.
341
00:20:58,675 --> 00:20:59,843
Eric told me.
342
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:02,262
He made me his secret squirrel.
343
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,308
What?
344
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:11,021
That dillhole said
I was the only one he told.
345
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,606
- Me, too!
- Me, too!
346
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,485
It was hilarious.
You guys should've seen it.
347
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:22,241
Kelso's foot got stuck in
a gopher hole, and... And...
348
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,042
Why are you guys
all looking at me like that?
349
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,871
I was your secret squirrel,
you son of a bitch!
350
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,002
Get him!
351
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,353
The '58's the only one
with the chrome detail.
352
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,315
Mmm.
353
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,327
Men and cars.
Never got it, never will.
354
00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:09,351
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