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Hey, you guys! Great news!
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I was walking around
Halverson's department store,
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and the owner comes right up to
me, and he offered me a modeling job.
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Yeah.
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Whoo!
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Wait, wait. He just offered
you a modeling job?
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Yeah,
sounds a little suspicious.
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I mean, how do you know
it was the owner?
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Because it was Mr. Halverson.
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How do you know it
was Mr. Halverson?
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Because I said,
"Aren't you Mr. Halverson?"
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And he said, "Yeah."
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Hey, Hyde,
aren't you Mr. Halverson?
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Yeah.
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See? Look, Michael. I've been
in that store over a hundred times,
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and Mr. Halverson
never asked me to be a model.
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And if Mr. Halverson
never asked me to be a model,
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then there's no Mr. Halverson.
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It's a scam.
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I don't know. It doesn't sound
like a scam to me.
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Thank you, Donna.
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Sounds like Mr. Halverson
wants you for his lover.
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Either way, I'm flattered.
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Hyde, will you teach me
how to drive the El Camino?
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Rhonda's car is a stick,
and until I learn to drive it,
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I have to sit in the lady seat.
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- No way, man. The Camino's cherry.
- Please?
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- No.
- Please, please, please?
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No.
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Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please,
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please, please, please,
please, please, please, please...
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Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please,
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please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please,
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- please, please,
please, please...
- All right! All right!
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You can use the El Camino.
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But you have to be careful,
all right?
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I don't want anything to
happen to my baby.
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Aw, thanks for your concern,
Hyde, but I'll be fine.
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And let the clutch out
gently, okay?
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- This car's very powerful.
- Hyde.
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We've been sitting here
for half an hour.
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Will you just shut your hole
and let me drive?
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Okay, you're clear.
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In front of you.
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Man, I picked a bad place
to take a nap.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey, Todd, I'm gonna take my
break now. Michael's stopping by.
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Still dating that guy?
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I guess that's fine,
if you like the handsome type.
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But does he have a picture of himself
with the guy who played Chewbacca?
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'Cause I do.
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Hey, Jackie!
More great modeling news.
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They're starting me
in underwear.
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Look, I got a W-4 and a
body-waxing kit and everything.
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Oh.
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So you're really
an underwear model?
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No, not just underwear, briefs.
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I mean, usually, you have to spend
a year cutting your teeth in boxers
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before you even get
into the tight stuff.
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You know what? I don't
have time for this right now.
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It just isn't important.
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But, Jackie...
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Hey, maybe you
didn't hear the lady.
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She's busy.
So hit the road, guy.
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I'm her boyfriend, guy.
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Nuh-uh.
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When she works here, her boyfriend
is every man, woman, and child
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that walks in here for cheese.
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Well, I don't have
any money for cheese.
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But I'm going to go get some, and
then we'll see whose boyfriend is whose.
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Let me tell you something,
Jackie.
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As a roving associate junior manager
for Cheese Palace Incorporated,
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I've seen a lot of things.
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Some I can't talk about.
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But I will tell you two things.
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One, with the German
population that this town has,
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we should be moving
a lot more sausage.
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Two, you're a stone-cold fox.
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I've said too much.
I'll be in the cooler.
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Now, if your gown
falls open again,
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there's no need to ring
the little buzzer.
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You can just cover up
by yourself.
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Okay, um, I'll be right back
with your blankie.
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Thankie.
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Leo, I'm so sorry I hurt you.
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That's all right, man.
I'll be fine.
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Least I still
got it all up here.
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But that's just good genes, man.
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My father had
a good hairline, too.
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Well, nice job, Fez.
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The fender's dented, the taillight's
shot, so you owe me 80 bucks.
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Okay, good luck with that.
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I'm broke.
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Well, like my mom used to tell me,
"Shut up and give me some money!"
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Hey, you guys,
I was just next door,
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and you know that weird kid from
school who's always saying he can fly?
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Yeah, he can't.
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So, Leo, how's the hospital?
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Oh, it's great, man.
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Cable TV, free parking,
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don't have to get out of bed
to take a pee.
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It's just like a hotel.
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And Nurse Kitty and I have had
some good times.
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♪ Chances are
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♪ 'Cause I wear a silly grin
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♪ The moment
you come into view
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♪ Chances are you'll think
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♪ That I'm in love with you ♪
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Okay, Leo, I'm going to
get you a surprise dessert.
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It jiggles
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and it rhymes
with "Jerry cello."
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I love you, too, Kitty.
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I love you, too.
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♪ Chances are
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♪ Silly grin ♪
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Hey, Eric, where's Donna?
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Oh, she's out
with Kelso's brother.
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Which means it's only a matter of time
before she calls us from the holding cell.
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Well, I need a woman's opinion.
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Eh, you're close enough. Look.
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I'm just really upset
about Michael modeling.
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I mean, that was our dream.
Together.
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But for me!
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♪ There's a fragrance
that's here today
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♪ And they call it Jackie
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♪ A flashy scent
for your nasal caves
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♪ And they call it Jackie
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♪ Kind of new,
kind of now, Jackie
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♪ Kind of free,
kind of wow, Jackie
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♪ You won't be pretty
like Jackie is
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♪ But you'll smell like Jackie
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Wait, so, um, in your dream,
you're a model, and Kelso's, um,
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not there.
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Whereas in real life,
Kelso's a model, and you, um,
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sell cheese.
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That is delightful.
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Hey, Red.
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Could you give these
to your wife, please?
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And tell her I love her.
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- I'll give her the message.
- Thank you.
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Oh, boy!
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You got a date for
the stoners' ball.
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"Roses are red. Violets
are blue. Milk, eggs, coffee."
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Who's the most
handsome man on earth?
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U-R.
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Michael, I've thought about
your modeling job,
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and I came to a decision.
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I can't let you take
your pants off in public.
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But I take my pants off
in public all the time.
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You never said anything before.
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Because before, you weren't doing
it for your glamorous new career.
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You were doing it for the love
of being pantsless.
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So, now promise me
you won't do it.
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- Michael?
- Fine.
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I plomise.
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I heard that.
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You said, "I plomise."
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There is no "L" in promise.
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Michael, promise me
with an "R."
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Fine! I promise.
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Okay, you promise to what?
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I promise I won't
model my undelwear.
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Michael!
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Oh, fine!
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- That jerk.
- He really is a jerk.
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And you smell nice.
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So?
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Does it make you
wanna buy underwear?
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No, it makes me wonder who
this guy is you're massaging.
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That's Daryl.
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And we're not massaging.
It's posing.
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Shut up.
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God, he's got a girlfriend.
I've got a girlfriend.
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Yeah, and her name is Daryl.
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Hey, Fez.
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Got that 80 bucks yet
for the El Camino?
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As a matter of fact, I do
happen to not have it yet.
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Well, why don't I hold on
to this until you do?
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My candy.
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You'll get your 80 bucks.
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In hell!
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Hey, Jackie, how's it going?
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You know, Michael, not so good.
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You lied to me
and you stole my dream.
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How's it going besides that?
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You knew I always
wanted to be a model,
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and you took the job anyways.
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I mean, if Mr. Halverson had
offered me a job as a spaceman,
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I would have said no,
'cause that's your dream.
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I thought that out of everyone,
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that you would be the one
to be happy for me,
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'cause you're
supposed to love me.
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00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,915
Well, if that's what
you expected from me,
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then obviously
you don't know me very well.
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Okay.
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Well, when you're ready to apologize,
I'll be downstairs modeling stuff.
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00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,011
But, Michael...
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Oh, damn!
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Man, if I was your boyfriend,
I'd be giving up modeling for you,
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and then taking it back up again,
just so I could give it up again.
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Well, I'm off to the Fotohut.
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Hope my new boyfriend
doesn't try to make a pass at me.
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I don't think we have
to worry about that.
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I see.
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Kitty, I just mean
the whole thing is so silly.
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It's just so silly.
It's silly.
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00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,389
Well, it didn't
used to be silly.
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I remember a time when you'd
beat up a guy just for looking at me.
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Oh, come on, Kitty. I'm not
worried about you and other guys.
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00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,814
I mean, you're a little old
for crushes.
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00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:19,984
What?
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Oh, I didn't mean "old."
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I meant advanced in beauty.
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00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:40,381
Hey.
Michael and I had a fight.
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Maybe if we pretend
she's not here, she'll just
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go away.
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- I've tried. It doesn't work.
- Hmm.
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Look, he actually
stood up to me.
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Things are changing between us.
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I just don't know how to
keep them the same.
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I mean, he's not just modeling.
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He's, like, leaving me behind.
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Look, Jackie, you just...
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You can't keep
trying to control him.
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00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,337
Yeah, that's how Eric
ran me off.
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Yep, that's...
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Thank you. Thank you for that.
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00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,179
Look, Jackie.
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Take it from a guy
who pretty much
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hasn't been to second base
in over two months.
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You gotta let him
have his own life.
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00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,031
You know,
maybe you guys are right.
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00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,952
Maybe the only way to keep
someone you love is by letting them go.
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00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,371
You know,
a teacher told me that once.
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But she had grown-up braces,
so I didn't listen.
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00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:01,921
Oh, no.
246
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,965
Yep, it's me.
247
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,968
Hey, is my lady around?
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00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,307
Leo, buddy, we gotta talk.
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You're getting me in a lot
of trouble around here.
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- Now, I'm begging you...
- Who is it, Red?
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00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,441
Listen, hophead!
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00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:28,906
I love that woman
with a fiery passion
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00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:32,701
that consumes my soul!
That's right!
254
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:36,330
So you can either
walk out of here on your own,
255
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,541
or you can hop out of here
with my boot in your ass!
256
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,257
Okay, I choose the one
with nothing in my ass.
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00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,050
Good choice!
258
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,726
Well, Red,
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00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,356
that was a pretty good show
you put on there.
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00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:07,778
You poured it on with a fiery
passion that consumed your soul.
261
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:14,535
Hey, if you think I'm putting on a
show to get out of the doghouse,
262
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,830
you're way off-base.
263
00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:21,041
If I wanted to get out of trouble,
I'd just tell you how pretty you look,
264
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:26,296
which I've been
meaning to tell you.
265
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,338
You do.
266
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,426
- Oh, stow it.
- Oh, fine.
267
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,178
But, Kitty,
you gotta understand.
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00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:37,725
If I got mad at every guy that
looked at you, I'd drive myself crazy.
269
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:42,270
I don't even wanna think about all
those patients down at the hospital
270
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,314
making googly eyes at you!
271
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,776
Not to mention the doctors.
272
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:51,112
Don't get me started
on those perverts!
273
00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:58,203
They think the nursing staff is
their own personal dating service!
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00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,164
Glorified plumbers!
275
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,209
Okay.
276
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,670
All right, Red.
You're getting very upset.
277
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,881
In fact,
you look downright miserable.
278
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,093
That makes me so happy.
279
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:21,810
Hey, Donna. I just went to
the store. Check out my new
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00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:26,189
empty bag.
281
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,785
Empty bag, huh?
282
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,622
If it's empty,
why are you so excited?
283
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:48,128
Oh, well, because of its
amazing potential for storage.
284
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,845
Storage, huh?
285
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,139
It better be storing
an El Camino taillight.
286
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,310
Candy again?
287
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,146
You sick bastard!
288
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,942
You keep your distance,
scallywag.
289
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,403
Hey!
If you guys don't shut up,
290
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:17,282
the phrase "empty bag" is gonna
take on a whole new meaning for you.
291
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:21,536
- Huh?
- What?
292
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,292
It's a thinker.
293
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,254
But trust me,
you don't want it to happen.
294
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,841
Now, Hyde, you want money.
Fez doesn't have it.
295
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:38,095
So we just need to think of something
Fez can give you that's worth 80 bucks.
296
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,726
$18 is your change.
Have a nice day.
297
00:19:50,149 --> 00:19:52,484
Now, I know totally nude Fez
isn't original,
298
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,195
but everyone seems to be happy.
299
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,157
I'm happy.
300
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,325
I'm happy, too.
301
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,038
Hey, man,
remember the 3-foot rule.
302
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,750
All right.
I'll stay right over here.
303
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:21,304
Great. Okay, the ball's your best
friend. Give it a big smile. Great.
304
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:24,474
Now you're mad at the ball.
"Oh, I hate you, bad ball."
305
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,516
Great.
306
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:32,900
Oh.
307
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,737
Didn't expect to see you here.
308
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,822
Well, I didn't expect to come.
309
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,407
But I did a lot
of thinking and...
310
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,909
No, no. What is it now?
311
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,577
You want me to drop
out of high school?
312
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,246
Join the Salvation Army
and go off and fight wars?
313
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,708
I came here to talk to you
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00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,002
- about your modeling and...
- Yeah, Jackie,
315
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:55,214
I don't have time for it right
now. It just isn't important.
316
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,258
Sound familiar? Oh, yeah.
317
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,302
- You should go now.
- Wait, but...
318
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,555
Okay.
Hey, let's build a sandcastle.
319
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:06,516
Oh, and it's your favorite
thing in the world. Great!
320
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,144
Hey, some jerk just
kicked it over. Boo-hoo-hoo.
321
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,229
Great.
322
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,523
Todd, what are you doing here?
323
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,234
I saw you fighting with Michael.
324
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,111
I thought there
might be a problem.
325
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,363
Even though I really hope there's
not a problem. Is there a problem?
326
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,743
Yeah, I think so.
327
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:27,037
Well, you know what would
make you feel better?
328
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:28,580
Coming to see a movie with me.
329
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:30,749
You know what?
330
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,753
Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
331
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,475
Mr. Forman, Mrs. Forman.
How may I help you?
332
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,311
You can help me
by getting some pants on.
333
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,564
And for the lady?
334
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,195
I'll have what he's having.
335
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,993
Say, don't come to
my house anymore.
336
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,497
Go, honey, go!
337
00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:12,521
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