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Guys, look what I got
for Big Rhonda.
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Oh, it's so nice to have a
girlfriend on Valentine's Day.
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Yeah, it definitely increases the
chance of getting your fun-stuff touched.
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Well, sorry, fun-stuff.
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Looks like it's just
you and me this year.
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Unless...
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- Sorry, fun-stuff.
- Yeah.
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Oh, Rhonda's
going to love these.
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I just have to not eat them
until Valentine's Day.
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But you love candy.
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Some would say
it's an unnatural love.
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Yes, I do love candy.
But I love Rhonda more.
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Really? 'Cause there's
three pieces missing.
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Fine. I love her the same.
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Hi, sweetie. How was work?
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I am so exhausted.
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Yeah, the commute from Austria
must be a real bitch.
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A bus full of old people
stopped by the Cheese Palace.
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And when they saw free
samples, all hell broke loose.
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But the good news is,
I got paid!
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Oh, that's great.
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Because Valentine's Day's coming
up, and I need you to give me money
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and tell me whatever foo-foo
crap gift you want to get.
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Michael,
I'm not doing that again.
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Last year I gave you money and
you bought a bag of plastic dinosaurs.
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For you!
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Look,
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you need to make some cash
and buy me something nice,
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because I worked
way too hard for my money,
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and you're not getting any.
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Oh, I smell like hickory!
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Oh, this bites.
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Hey, Fez, how's it going
with not eating the candy?
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Fine, thank you.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Oh, my God.
Casey Kelso's here.
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What?
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Oh, my God. He is so fine.
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You know,
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if you marry Casey and I marry
Michael, we'll be like sisters.
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Yay!
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Okay, go talk to him.
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I don't know.
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I want to go baby shopping
with you. Now go!
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All right. Shut up.
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Oh, my God. Casey.
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Hey, Pinciotti. How you been?
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Love the jeans.
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Really? They're blue.
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Um...
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So what have you, like,
you know, been up to?
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I been working part-time
for the railroad.
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They leave a lot
of stuff unlocked.
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You need any Cheerios or rebar?
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No, I'm good. Thanks.
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Right on. Well, listen,
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I'll give you a call sometime,
but right now I gotta go see a guy.
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He's got a leather
steering wheel cover.
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Oh, yeah. For the Trans Am.
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Yeah. I was thinking about
using my GI Bill for college,
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but, uh, Trans Ams
just kick so much ass.
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I love the Trans Am.
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Everybody does.
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- See ya.
- Okay, bye.
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He's gonna call me.
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You gave him your number?
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Of course I... didn't.
Damn it!
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Oh, that's okay. Kelsos
never call. They're like dogs.
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They're cute,
but they can't work a phone.
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Hey, Jackie.
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I thought about what you said.
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About making money, so I can
get you a Valentine's Day gift, right?
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And then I realized
that it'd mean a lot more
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if I gave you something that I
crafted with my own two loving hands.
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Oh, my God. It's horrible!
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No, it's an address rock.
You put it on your lawn.
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Happy Valentine's Day, my love.
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Michael, a rock is
not a romantic gift.
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And that's not even my address.
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That's my address.
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No, it isn't.
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That's my dad's address rock!
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No, it isn't!
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Hey, Dad. You want this?
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Thanks, son. I love you.
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I'm sorry. What?
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I love you. I really do.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Donna.
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What are you doing at my house?
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Nothing. I just thought I'd come
by and see what you were up to.
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Oh, you're here to
see Casey, aren't you?
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Casey, your lover's here!
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You love my
brother. You're gonna do it with...
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Ow! Mom!
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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Spaz face!
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- Hey, there.
- Hey.
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Um, you were gonna call me,
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and I remembered I never,
like, gave you my number.
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So, anyway, here's my number.
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Well, you know, I was gonna
get that from you tomorrow night
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when we go out.
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- We're going out?
- Yeah.
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I'll pick you up at
The Hub after school.
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I'll be in the Trans Am.
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I love the Trans Am.
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Everybody does.
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Later, Pinciotti.
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Pinciotti.
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Mom, was Dad abducted by aliens
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and replaced by an identical
creature programmed to love?
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Honey, this is breakfast.
Don't ask me things.
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He told me he loved me.
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Your father?
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No!
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Yeah.
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I think I know what happened.
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I gave your father
an early Valentine's Day card
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that said what a wonderful
husband and father he is,
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and it rhymed,
and maybe it touched him.
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It didn't look like
it touched him.
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He just...
He got up and got a beer.
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But maybe deep down...
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Deep, deep, deep down,
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something woke up.
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I am so glad he loves you.
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Yeah, but, Mom, this is weird.
He's never said that. Ever.
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I mean, one time I saved him
from getting hit by a lumber truck,
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and I think he was about
to say it, but then he said,
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"Get in the car."
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But how am I supposed
to handle this?
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You think I should say it back?
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Mmm.
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He's gonna hit me.
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Maybe not.
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I can't believe that Jackie
wants me to get a job.
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I mean, my plan has always been to
coast through life on my good looks.
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I mean, look at me! It's like
I was chiseled out of marble.
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Okay, you guys, here it goes.
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Dad,
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I love you.
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I love you, Pop.
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Poppy? Pappy? Daddy? No.
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Oh, I have to... I have to stop
eating Rhonda's chocolates.
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Oh, it's hopeless.
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Kelso, if you need to make some
quick cash, just sell your blood.
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And you!
You've had enough of this!
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No, I can stop anytime I want.
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I am not selling blood.
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I mean, there's no way that anything
inside of my body's coming out for cash.
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Well, that's too bad, Kelso,
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'cause I hear there's
this clinic in Madison
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that'll pay you for your,
um, manly donations.
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Manly donations?
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No way!
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They'll pay you for that?
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Well, I'll do that.
I'm good at that.
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"Do you have any
serious medical conditions?"
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Puked after
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Crunch Berry eating contest.
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You know what?
I'll just finish that for you.
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- Thank you.
- Now, Mr. Chang,
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you'll be in Room 2.
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Some of our clients
prefer a magazine.
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Would you like one?
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Nah. Farrah was on
Carson last night.
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I should be good to go.
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Okay, so I was in the kitchen
and Red came in,
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and I was gonna
tell him I loved him.
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But then he said
if my hair got any longer,
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he was gonna buy me
a pair of boobs. So...
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Yeah, you're in a tough spot.
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But just know I'm here
for you, 'cause... I love you.
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You know what would make Forman
feel better? A piece of that candy.
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No, no, no.
There's only nine left.
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I will guard them with my life.
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Hyde!
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Eric!
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Fez.
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Easiest money I ever made.
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They paid me 50 bucks
for my underpants navy.
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You mean your
corduroy commandos?
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Yeah, your team from the inseam?
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Your Battle-pants Galactica?
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Battle-pants Galactica.
Nice one. Wow.
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It just came to me.
Thank you.
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Man, this job is the greatest.
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It combines all my interests,
hobbies and skills
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into one money-making endeavor.
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I'm gonna get Jackie
a sweet gift.
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- Popcorn?
- Dude!
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Oh, forget it.
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All right, Kelso. Where the
hell is your moron brother?
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He was supposed to meet me at
The Hub, and he totally blew me off.
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Whoa. A Kelso blew you off?
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Oh, my God. What a shock.
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Oh, hey, uh, Colonel Mustard
called. He said, "Get a clue".
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What is wrong with you Kelsos?
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Did all of you get dropped
on your heads?
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You know, if you're mad at
Casey, why don't you go yell at him?
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I'm too tired from
working all day to argue.
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Oh, to be a working stiff.
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So,
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Red, you big, old softy,
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did anything special
happen yesterday?
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Special? Well, let's see.
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The dentist called with
a cancellation, so I went in,
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and the sadistic son of
a bitch found a cavity.
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The next thing I know,
I'm hopped up on drugs,
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and he's taking
a jackhammer to my jaw.
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I spent the rest
of the day in a fog.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my God. You don't remember
what you said to Eric?
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Kitty, I don't even remember
how I got home.
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All right, Dad.
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Look, I tried to figure out
the right words,
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and then I realized
I just gotta say it. So...
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- Wait, Eric...
- Mom, please.
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Dad, I...
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Stop!
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He was drugged!
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...love you.
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Go to your room.
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Rhonda is going to be
so disappointed.
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All that remains
is one lonely candy.
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Look!
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More candies!
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It's a Valentine's Day miracle.
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Oh, candy,
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you've got me under your spell!
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00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:04,339
Jackie, I couldn't wait
till Valentine's Day.
260
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,966
So, here.
261
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:14,057
Oh, my God. Michael,
these earrings are gorgeous.
262
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,643
Big day at the office?
263
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,526
Yeah, I worked a double shift.
264
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,240
Wait, wait. You got a job?
265
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,454
Michael, I am so proud of you.
266
00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:38,624
Well, now, if it wasn't
for you pushing me,
267
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:41,042
I would've never realized
how good it feels
268
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,004
to roll up my sleeves, get a
little sweaty and earn some cash.
269
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:48,425
Oh, this is so exciting.
270
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,552
I can't wait to come
visit you at work.
271
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,515
That'll speed things up.
272
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:58,602
What's he talking about?
273
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,562
Oh.
274
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,358
I've been selling
my love nectar.
275
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,570
What?
276
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,450
Michael, you can't do that.
You're hot.
277
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:16,328
Women are gonna want to
take your little Kelsos home.
278
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,040
Oh, my God, she's right.
279
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,045
Think about it.
A world full of Kelsos.
280
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,090
Libraries will fall
into disrepair.
281
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:34,930
There'll be feathered hair
as far as the eye can see.
282
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,599
We'll have to put padding
on every sharp corner!
283
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:44,523
Those sharp corners
can be hazardous, man.
284
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,735
I mean, come on, it's 1978!
Things should be round by now!
285
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,617
Hey! Hey, Casey!
286
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,954
Hey, Pinciotti.
287
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:02,666
What the hell happened to you?
I was waiting at The Hub!
288
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,962
Oh, man.
289
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:11,050
See, the thing is, when I went to
go pick up the steering wheel cover,
290
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,929
the Trans Am was running kind of rough,
so I thought I'd rebuild the carburetor.
291
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:18,432
But I was waiting at The Hub.
292
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:22,102
Well, you want a smooth ride,
don't you?
293
00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:26,398
I just think
294
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,860
that if you say you're gonna be
someplace, that you should be there.
295
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,822
Oh, man, I guess I flaked.
296
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:37,451
I've just got this thing where
a lot of times I don't show up.
297
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,121
I don't know
what to do about it.
298
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,331
How about showing up?
299
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,127
I guess I could
give that a shot.
300
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,590
So this will never happen again?
301
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,468
No, I'm pretty sure
it'll happen again.
302
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:57,137
But we'll light that
firecracker when we come to it.
303
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,849
Fair enough.
304
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:11,002
I can't believe this. When I
got here, I was so mad at you
305
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,736
and I already
totally forgave you.
306
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,155
Yeah. Everybody does.
307
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:23,330
I'm sorry, miss,
but I can't give it to you.
308
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:27,167
The donor himself is the only one
who has legal rights over the specimen.
309
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,754
Fine!
310
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,923
Michael, you get them!
311
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:36,343
You're the only one who has
rights over your "special men."
312
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,976
Jackie, what do you care
what I do with my special men?
313
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:47,646
Specimen. I said, "Specimen."
314
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:53,234
I care because if there are
gonna be any little Kelso babies,
315
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,070
well, I want them to be ours.
316
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:56,905
Oh.
317
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:02,243
- You want to have my children?
- Well, yeah.
318
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,831
I mean, if you get rich and don't
lose your hair, because I love you.
319
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,417
I love you, too.
320
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,007
You can't do that here.
321
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,761
Oh, she's right.
Yeah, we'll be in Room 2.
322
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,938
- Dad.
- Oh, crap.
323
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,234
I was hoping that you wouldn't
find me back here.
324
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,320
Well, that's a good
icebreaker. Look, um,
325
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,826
about the "love" incident...
326
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,995
All right. Stop right there.
327
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,916
There are only
a few times in life
328
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:51,459
when it's acceptable for a man
to use that phrase.
329
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:55,630
When he's drunk, when he's dying
330
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,675
or when he's in big trouble
and that's the only way out.
331
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:02,512
Which usually means he's drunk.
332
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,891
- So, other than that...
- Other than that,
333
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,768
it's just a given.
334
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,520
Oh.
335
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,085
Hey, you just kind of told me...
336
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:16,526
No, I didn't.
337
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,282
- Yes, you did.
- Well, I'm drunk.
338
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,493
Clearly, I'm drunk.
339
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,289
Daddy, be my Valentine.
340
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:34,044
Do I have to hit you?
Go to your room.
341
00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,212
Okay.
342
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,762
Good news!
343
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,723
My boys are back
in friendly hands.
344
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:50,185
Ironically, that's just where
they started their journey.
345
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,686
That's a shame, Kelso.
346
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,355
It's the one job I knew you
could've been a success at.
347
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,483
Thanks, Hyde.
348
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,569
Kelso, get that nasty bag of
genetics out of my basement.
349
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:01,863
This bag?
350
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:07,077
Ahhh! Burn!
It's just a big bag of candy.
351
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,329
Candy? What kind of candy?
352
00:22:09,353 --> 00:22:11,353
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