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"Skinny Dillhole
Talks Like an Idiot"?

Yeah, yeah. I read it.

No.

Guess who was voted Point
Place High's Most Eligible Viking?

Tommy Larkin?

Well, he is dreamy.

No.

Me. Thank you very much.

Congratulations, Eric. I guess this
opens up a whole new world for you.

One where you can
actually date chicks.

And don't think I haven't
already thought of that, my friend.

"Bachelorina Number One.

"I've been diagnosed with a disease
that makes me irresistible to women.

"If you were my doctor,
what would you do

"to treat me?"

I'd order you to stay in bed
for three weeks.

With me.

Uh-oh.

I'm feeling better already.

Bachelorina Number Two.

Well, I'd have you strip down
for a complete physical.

Well, then I guess we know
what's up, Doc.

Number Three.

I'd write you
a prescription for love

and tell you to take me
three times a day.

Careful, I might OD.

Well, Eric,

it's time to choose.

Which one of these luscious,
fawning chicks will it be?

Gosh, they all sound so great.

I can't decide.

Well, that's okay.

You're Point Place High's
Most Eligible Viking.

You can have them all!

How tremendously fair!

Kelso, tell Eric what he gets!

Bachelorina Number One

is a hot cheerleader.

Bachelorina Number Two
is a hot cheerleader.

Bachelorina Number Three
is a hot gymnast

who used to be
a hot cheerleader.

Well, until next time,

this is Eric's jealous friend
Hyde saying,

"I wish I was Eric Forman.
So long!"

Forman, don't put me
in your fantasies.

I don't even like
being in your real life.

You can put me in your
fantasies, I don't mind.

I don't have a lot going on.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

Oh, hey, Donna.

Hey, um,
did you see the school paper?

Oh, yeah. Field hockey team's
going to State. Whoo-hoo!

Uh-oh. Looks like someone
doesn't wanna talk about the new

Most Eligible Viking.

Look, Donna, this whole, uh,

"most eligible" thing has
really taught me something.

Um, I'm pretty.

So, what do you say,

like, we officially
start dating other people?

Oh, I've been waiting
for your permission.

And can I stay out past 9:00,
please, please?

Okay. As long as you can be
cool when you see me

with one, two or seven of
Point Place's juiciest tomatoes.

It's just like old times.

Eric and Donna talking about
meaningless crap that affects only them.

I've missed it so.

I have missed it.

I don't have a lot going on.

Hey, look here.

That '58 Corvette down at
the used-car lot is still for sale.

Oh, and look here. That diamond bracelet
down at the mall is still for sale.

Hey, Red, get this.

A while back, I'm in my car
crying 'cause Midgie was gone,

and I kept having to reach
into the glove box for tissues.

Oh, that's dangerous.

One time I had to blow my nose,

nearly hit that cockeyed girl
down the street.

I could've sworn
she was looking right at me.

So I attached a box of tissues
to the sun visor,

sold the idea for a bundle,
and voila.

The Weeper Keeper was born.

Oh, God. Are you rich again?

Yep.

I'm back to my
I-can-buy-anything-I-want former self.

Just picked up two sombreros
and a case of Lik-M-Aid.

Where are you gonna wear
a sombrero, Bob?

Where won't I wear it?

Okay, you guys,

which one of these
lucky ladies gets to go out

with Point Place High's
Most Eligible Viking?

Start with the gymnastics team,

but go with the second string.

Just as limber,
but with something to prove.

How about her?

Yeah, I made out with her once.

Okay, I don't want my tongue
where Kelso's tongue has been.

Oh, you better stay away
from your mom, then.

I was kidding!

What about her?

Hey, I know her, man.

She's not all there,
if you know what I mean.

She's a space case, huh?

No, she's missing a toe.

Oh, you guys.

There's that girl Emily.
Problem solved.

Excuse me, fellas.

Hey, Emily.

Oh, hi, Eric.

I saw your name in the paper.

God, that totally
slipped my mind,

although I think I have
a copy right here.

Look at him.

Donna, you have to start dating
or you're gonna look pathetic.

And I'm gonna look pathetic
for being seen with you.

I know. I'll set you up.

Okay, if you don't wanna
do this, just say so.

I don't wanna do it.

Oh, you don't know
what you want.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Rhonda just said
she has something special

to share with me tomorrow night.

It can only mean
that we're going to do it!

No, no, no, listen to me.
I need a place to do it.

Roomy and cheap.

Just like my Rhonda.

You can use the Fotohut, man.

I'm always happy to lend it out
for deflowering and bar mitzvahs.

Thank you, Leo.

Tomorrow night,
Fez becomes a man.

Oh, so it is a bar mitzvah.

Well, Bob, thanks for
insisting on coming along.

So, Red, what's so special
about this thing?

It's barely got a trunk.

Where do you put the groceries?

This car isn't about groceries.

It's about freedom.

Speaking of freedom,
they got free doughnuts.

Ah...

So long, dumb-ass!

- Hey, Red.
- Hey. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there's plenty
of legroom in here.

Glad you like it.
I just bought it.

You what?

Yeah,
I'm picking it up tomorrow.

Sure hope that trunk
will hold my sombreros.

Oh, is it my turn?

Oh, funny, 'cause tonight
is also my turn, uh, to do it.

Guess what, Eric.
Donna has a date tonight, too.

Yep, yep, yep.

I set her up with Michael's
older brother, Casey.

Oh, man, Donna's going out
with Casey Kelso?

Casey "What's the big deal?
It's just a misdemeanor" Kelso?

Man, that's gonna be
the best bad date ever.

Hey,
we should hide in the trunk.

Oh, like Spritle and Chim Chim!

Oh, my God.
I would pay to see that date.

"So, Casey,

"what are your
thoughts on feminism?"

"Well, Donna,
I think it can munch my butt."

All right. Hey. My brother's
not that bad, okay?

He taught us a lot of good,
useful stuff about chicks,

like, the bigger the boobs,
the smaller the brain.

And that's a timeless truth.

I'll tell you
another timeless truth.

I'm going to do it!

I don't know why I let you
set me up with Casey Kelso.

From what I remember,
he's, like, a Kelso.

Ooh! He's here. Okay, come on.
Try to look pretty.

That's it?
That's all I get is a honk?

What kind of a jerk
won't even come to the door?

Oh, my God.

- Casey?
- Hey, Pinciotti.

Man, you really
grew into those legs.

Yeah, and you,
your arms seem bigger.

You...

- So you ready to roll?
- Roll? I'm ready.

We're gonna roll.

Fez, honey, what are you...

Did you come for cake?

No, I... Do you have cake?

No, no, no. I came here
because I have this... friend.

Oh, really?

What's his name?

Name?

Johnny

Table.

And what's
Johnny Table's problem?

Well, he and his girlfriend are
about to do something very special

for the first time.

You mean,
they're going to engage in...

Putt-Putt.

They are going...
They're going to Putt-Putt.

And she has
putted around quite a bit.

But he is a virgin putter.

A virgin putter.

He has never putted.

I see.

And my friend, uh...

Ay...

- Johnny Table?
- Yes.

Um, he cannot talk to
Eric or Kelso or Hyde

because they make fun of me.

Him, Johnny...

Table.

So he's coming to you.

Well, honey, you tell
Johnny Table to be respectful

and wear a condom.

Thank you, Mrs. Forman.
That's good advice.

So, uh, may I have my
piece of cake now?

And one for Johnny Table.

So, when my dad saw that I had broken
the TV with the bowling ball, I said,

"You fix it, dumb-ass!"

Ah, it shut him up.

You know, Eric, I've had
a crush on you for so long.

Well, since the paper came out.

Oh, right,
the Most Eligible Viking.

Well,
that's just good reporting.

I can't believe
you're Kelso's brother.

I mean, you're nothing like him.

'Cause he's, like...

And you're all...

- Hey, you want a cold one?
- Okay.

Thanks.

This is fun.

I've been spending, like, way too much
time worrying about my mom and stuff.

Hey, I learnt something
in the Army.

When things are tough,

turn up the music
and crack open another beer.

Yeah, you mean, like, things
will eventually get better?

I don't know about that. But if
they don't, at least you'll have a beer.

Red, guess what.

I went down to pay
for my Corvette,

and some jerk-wad
bought it out from under me.

Oh. Well,
that's a tough break, Bob.

But you know what would
make you feel better?

A look at my new Corvette.

Oh, my goodness, it's beautiful.

You bought my car?

That doesn't make me
feel better, Red.

I'm sorry. Did I say
make you feel better?

I meant make me feel better.

Leo, thanks for letting me use The
Fotohut for my date with Rhonda.

And when I say date,
I mean do it!

Hi, Fez.

Rhonda, you look beautiful.

Well, I'll leave you two with the
same advice my father gave me,

"Get a job, dopehead."

So, here we are.

You know, Fez,
I've been with a lot of guys.

You're more special
than any of them.

Now, I've cleared
a space right over here.

And because I care
about you and about us,

I wanna wait.

Wait?

Rhonda, hear me now,
things are turning blue.

But... But, Fez, I love you.

But... But...

Oh, I love you, too.

- Really?
- Yes, damn it.

So if you want to wait,
we'll wait.

Ah, come here, cocoa puff.

Yeah, this is nice.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go sit in the snow.

So, anyway, I just
turn to my dad and I say,

"Yes, I am
some sort of wise-ass."

Well, shut him up.

Anyway, this was fun.

Call me?

Okay.

Hey, Emily!

- On the phone, silly.
- All right.

I am silly.

Hey, Foreplay, is that you?

"Foreplay."
I forgot about that.

- Come here, little guy.
- Okay, all right.

Okay, all right.
Good to see you.

Okay. Okay, all right.
Okay. Okay.

Man, you haven't changed a bit.

Still got that haircut, huh?

No.

So, uh, they let you
out of the Army, huh?

Yeah.

It was kind of like they were
always trying to tell me what to do.

Hey, uh, Pinciotti tells me

you and her used to go out,
but you dumped her.

Well, yeah. But it was kind
of complicated with the ring

- and we talked, but she...
- Yeah, it's a great story.

- Anyhow, I'll see
you around, Pinciotti.
- Okay.

You, too, Foreplay.

Yeah, okay.

Ooh, Casey Kelso, huh?

Better luck next time.

No, actually, I think
I might go out with him again.

Okay.

What?

Okay.

But, um, I have
just two words for you,

Donna Kelso.

See you.

What, no!
But think of the children!

Little redheaded morons!

They'd have to go to special
schools! It'd be expensive!

Donna and Casey.

He's a Kelso!

Behold, my friends.

Your lovable foreign exchange
student, Fez, has done it.

With a woman.

Fine, I'm still a virgin!

You forced it out of me!

Stop looking at me!

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