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Okay, here comes Kelso.
Oh, this is going to be so good.

But plug your nose, because
it's also going to be foul.

All right, somebody put
a stink bomb in my backpack!

Oh!

And when I find out who,
I'm gonna kick some ass!

Why must people be cruel?

Yeah, because now I gotta go
see Jackie smelling like a skunk.

And Jackie hates skunks,
except for Pepe Le Pew.

And you gotta admit, for a
skunk he's pretty romantic.

Okay, guys, I've got
five stink bombs left.

Let's go ruin
someone else's day.

Sorry, guys. I'm going to
the movies with Donna.

You know, it's like,
we hardly see each other

now that she got
that job at the radio station.

Yeah, you're the wife
of a famous radio personality.

Go bake me a pie, Martha.

Oh, my God.

Donna's on the radio. She's
doing the farm report right now.

And in pork belly news,

prices have risen
to nearly 54 cents per pound.

Mmm-mmm, bacon!

Pork belly prices.
How cute is that?

And I'll be back at 3:00, 4:00,
and 5:00 with more updates.

Until then, keep on farming.

Is that okay? I just added
that. I did hit the button.

She's staying late again?

Oh, God. How much fast-breaking
pork belly news can there possibly be?

That's it.
I'm going down there.

Well, that conversation's
going to go badly.

How do you know?

I put a stink bomb
in his back pocket.

You're doing the rest
of the farm reports?

Come on, I thought we were
going to the movies.

Well,
Janice called in sick, so...

Why do you smell like butt?

That is none of
your business, okay?

Okay, Donna, look.
I think we need to talk.

I think this job is
really cutting into your Eric time.

My Eric time?

And I'm very concerned
about your diminishing Eric time

because it directly
affects me, you know?

I'm Eric.

Hey, thanks for
staying late again, Donna.

You know, you might just
turn this into a full-time gig.

Hey, I'm her full-time gig.

No offense,

you stink, dude.

Here's those tickets.
Enjoy the show.

Tickets?

Yeah, I know I've been
working a lot lately

and I wanted
to make it up to you.

So I got Max to hook us up with
Ted Nugent tickets for everybody!

The Motorcity Madman? No way!

Oh, my disappointment is melting

into a mixture of
excitement and guilt.

Great.
That's what I was going for.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right

Hello, Wisconsin!

As soon as I saw
that skunk, I knew

that I had to capture it
and return it to the zoo,

where it could maybe, just maybe

fall in love, like you and I.

Oh, Michael, that is so sweet.

Yeah.

That's me, sweet.

So, here we are.

What to do.

What to do.

Oh, I know what we could do.
It.

No, Michael,
I'm not doing "it" in a car.

Now that we're back together,
I want it to be special.

I want our second
first time to be magical.

I can do magic. Check it out.

Michael, I'm serious.

Jackie, I just removed a finger!

All right. How about this?

We'll have a special day,

just dedicated to all
the romantic magic you want.

That's a great idea.

- But you know what
would be even better?
- If we did it right now.

No!

That instead of one day, we have
a whole week of romantic magic.

Well...

That would be
seven times longer.

And seven times better!

And seven times longer. Yay.

You know,
our anniversary's coming up.

Eighteen years. I can still
remember the first time I saw Midgie.

She was the tallest
girl in chemistry class.

And Bob was the shortest boy.

But what he lacked in height,
he made up for in shortness.

Red, remember when we first met?

Like it was yesterday.

It was 1952
at a USO dance.

Me and my buddies
were blowing off steam.

And suddenly, I saw her.

She was the most
beautiful girl in the joint.

Hey, dame. Wanna shake a leg?

No, thanks.

It wasn't a question.

I think it was, mister.

Mind if I cut in?

This is none of your business,
bell-bottom.

I think you could use
a little punch, leatherneck.

Oh, you're in big trouble,
Red Forman.

Huh?

I said you're in big trouble,
Red Forman.

You're thinking
of some other girl.

That's not how we met at all.

Oh.

Oh.

Uh-oh.

Fez, what's in the box?

Counterfeit concert T-shirts.

Me and Hyde are going to
sell them after the show.

Oh, how entrepreneurial of you.

Hey, you see, I figure with the
original concert tees going for $15,

we sell ours for $10.

That turns a $50
investment into $250.

Where'd you get the $50?
I thought you were broke.

I sneaked it from
your Candyland stash.

So if you think about it,
it's all profit.

Okay, fine. Can I borrow $50?

Hey, you wanna see
what 50 stolen bucks can buy?

Fez, it's Ted Nugent.

Uh-huh, Tad Nugent.

No, man. I'm saying "Ted."

I'm saying "Tad" too.

No, you're not. It says "Tad."

I know it says "Tad." I'm
the one who put it on there.

I don't know why we're fighting.
What's the problem here?

- Because the shirt says "Tad."
- Exactly.

But the "A" should be an "E."

That's not how
you spell "Tad."

No.
That's how you spell "Ted."

Oh.

These shirts are useless.
Now Forman's out $50.

You know, it's hard enough
trying to remember this

without you two staring at me.

Hey, I could hypnotize you.

I know.

You could retrace your steps.
What did you have for breakfast?

Oh, hi, Kitty. You know...

I was just thinking
about how much I love you.

- So, did you remember yet?
- Yes.

No.

It was November 17,
1953, at a USO dance.

I remember because it was the
most important moment of my life.

Really, Kitty?

Because in November, 1953,

I was in Korea.

So I'm pretty sure that you
were talking to someone else.

Are you sure?

Maybe... Maybe you came home
for the weekend.

Not from Korea.

Oh, great. Now, neither one
of us knows how we met.

Well, you better get your
thinking cap on, mister.

Thank you, Wisconsin!
Good night!

- That was the coolest,
most bitching concert!
- Whoo! That was so cool!

All right, let's go try and
sell these stupid T-shirts.

God, Michael, this was
the most magical night.

You know, during the concert, I
rewrote some of Ted Nugent's songs

with your name in it. Okay,
which one do you like better?

Cat Scratch Jackie or

Jackie Scratch Fever?

I love them both!

- What do you want to do now?
- Uh...

Ooh, we can go around back
and watch the tour buses

from behind
the chain-link fence.

Great idea.

- Hi, kids.
- Hi.

- Enjoy the show?
- Are you kidding?

I'm deaf.

You can say that again, Max.

Well, you know,
I'm starting to come down.

I mean, I'm getting tired.

Why don't you take this?

Oh, my God.

- A backstage pass.
- Oh, yeah.

Oh, too bad
there's only one, huh?

I'll be back in
five minutes, I swear.

You're going?

Well, don't you want me to?

Of course, I do.

That's why I said,
"Oh, you're going, yay!"

You're the best.

Yeah, that's...

Yeah, that's good.
That's nice for her.

You'll never see her again.

That's how I lost my first wife.

Damn you, Donny Osmond!

T-shirts!

Get your crappy,
misspelled T-shirts!

Can't enjoy the after-party without
your crappy, misspelled T-shirts!

I rue the day I took you under
my wing, my foreign friend.

I'm sorry you feel
that way, Hyde.

But I think that the time
we spended together

has taught us each
a little bit about

tolerance, humanity,

friendship.

Whatever.

Ew!

Michael, someone blew chunks.

May I escort you
across the vomit, my lady?

Why, thank you, good sir.

I hate them.

You just bought yourself a
barfy Todd Nugent T-shirt, mister.

Fez.

It's Ted!

Hey, who ordered the redhead?

Oh, my God,
you're looking at me.

Ted Nugent is looking at me.

Oh, my God, stop looking at me.

I'm Donna.
I am, like, your biggest fan.

Oh, hi, Donna.
Meet the other groupies.

This is Blonde Girl,
the Other Blonde Girl.

Tall Girl,
and the Tall Blonde Girl.

Well, actually, I'm not a
groupie. I mean, I love you, but...

I work at a rock radio
station. WFPP, "The Sound."

I do the farm report. It's like
a huge day for pork bellies.

You don't care. Sorry.

Well, you work for
a radio station?

You wanna do
an interview or something?

Oh, my God.
An interview would be amazing.

Do you have a piece of paper,
one of those...

- Pens.
- Pens! Exactly!

You are the best.

Okay, first question.
Um, uh...

Oh, my God.
Why are you so great?

Hey, guys, have you seen Donna?

Look, Forman, no offense.

We got more important things
to worry about here.

Right.
Good luck in jail, guys.

You know,
I had a dream like this once.

Only I was handcuffed
to Cheryl Tiegs.

And you weren't
wearing your sunglasses.

It's not just tonight, you know?

Yeah, she's been blowing
me off more and more.

And she thinks I'll take it,
but I won't. Uh-uh.

Can you lift your feet, please?

Sorry.

And I'm not listening
to your little story,

so you really need to stop
talking to yourself.

What is wrong with you people?
Come on, that was great!

What are you, on dope?

Well, I better go.
My boyfriend's waiting.

Thank you so much
for the interview, Ted.

You're very welcome. You wanna stick
around? I'll let you touch the guitar.

Really?

All right.

Wait, you mean
your guitar-guitar, right?

- Yeah.
- All right.

Michael, I have to say, this has
really been a magically romantic day.

Actually, it's after midnight.

So, it is now officially day two

of magical romance week.

Ta-da.

Oh, Michael.

And I've got some great stuff
planned for the rest of the week.

We're gonna have a picnic,
and I'm gonna cook for you.

Oh, and we're gonna go
for a ride on a rickshaw.

You know what? You are the
most romantic man in Point Place.

Yep.

You know, at first,
I thought this was gonna suck.

But, you know
I've really gotten into it.

And I'm glad that we're
waiting seven days to do it.

God, Michael,
you really have changed.

You're so different.

And we're different.

Okay. Let's do it.

- Now.
- Whoa. I thought you didn't
wanna do it in a car.

No, Michael, you're so
irresistible, I can't wait.

What about
the rest of the week?

I mean, I rented a tux
and patent leather shoes.

Okay, you guys, come on. Open
up. I've had a really bad night.

We need the car, Eric.

We're gonna do it,
and it's gonna be magical.

Oh, Red, it's killing me
that I can't remember.

Huh?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Me, too.

But I'll tell you
one thing I remember.

I remember that
you loved Manhattans.

Oh, that's right.
That's what I used to drink.

Oh, I haven't had
a Manhattan in 20 years.

Oh, boy, that takes me back.

Oh.

Oh.

Keep them coming.

Oh, my.
I'm as loose as a goose.

Okay, let's do it.

Upsy-daisy.
I need to use the ladies'.

You all right?

I bumped into your
butt and fell down!

Sorry. My pants were...

Hi. I'm Red Forman.

How do you do, Red Forman?
I'm Kitty Sigurdson.

You bumped into my butt and
fell down and that's how we met?

I'm afraid so.

Well, what do you say
if Eric ever asks,

we go with the "I punched
out a marine" story?

And I wasn't drinking,
I was reading to the blind.

Sounds good.

Oh, my God, Eric.
I have so much to tell you.

I actually met Ted Nugent
and I got an interview,

and I know I said
I'd be right back, but...

It was so exciting.

Oh. Yeah, my night, too.

I met the janitor.

And then I got to see
Kelso take his pants off.

Rock and roll!

Eric, you're mad at me for going
backstage to meet Ted Nugent?

No, no. I'm mad at you
because you ditched me.

I didn't ditch you!

This was Ted Nugent. This
was a huge opportunity for me.

So, come Monday, I don't have
to just talk about the farm report.

I can talk about the interview,

like an interviewer.

Well, you know what, Donna?

All I can say is that my mum never
would have bailed on my dad like that.

Yeah, I know.
But they're married.

Okay.

Okay, forget it.

Let's just forget it.

You're sorry.
Everything's fine.

- I never said I was sorry.
- But...

...you are, right?

I shouldn't have to be.

We are free!
At last, we are free!

Yeah.

They tried to charge us with
selling counterfeit merchandise.

But since Ted Nugent
was misspelled,

it wasn't really counterfeit,
it was just stupid.

Ah. My ignorance of American
youth culture finally paid off.

Hey, Donna,
did you get to meet the Nuge?

Yeah, it was awesome. I was
right there with Ted Nugent.

The Nuge.

So can we go now?

Excuse me!
You're ruining the magic!

You going to a clown funeral?

Shut up. I'm romantic.

- Nice rental, Kelso.
- Joke's on you. I bought it.

Yeah, that's right. It's mine.

- Well, I think you
look handsome, Michael.
- Thank you, Jackie.

Hey, Fez,
did you ever pull a rickshaw?

- What's a rickshaw?
- Come on. It's fun.

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