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Okay, guys, road trip checklist.
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Car, check.
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Okay. We're good.
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Is there anything about Canada
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we need to know
before we get there?
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The beer is stronger,
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and, as a result,
their women look prettier.
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Then let's haul ass to Canada!
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Hey, shh!
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Fez, if my dad finds out
that we're going to Canada...
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Uh, for beer,
no less...
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He's gonna start
killing people. Okay?
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All right!
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Canada!
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Whoo-hoo!
Beer!
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Kelso, you're not going.
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What?
Why not?
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Because this is a risky mission.
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You tend to screw
these things up.
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Yo. That is
a damnable lie.
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Okay.
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Kelso, remember that time we
were gonna put a flaming bag
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of dog poop in front of
Principal Pridwell's door
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and you lit it in the car
on the way over?
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Yeah. I wanted to see it
all flamey.
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And then you panicked
and stepped on it?
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Eric, it was on fire!
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Okay. You're not going.
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No, no, no. Fine. I
won't use the air horn,
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and I'll pay for the gas...
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And the beer.
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I can't stay mad at you.
Come on, you big lug.
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Hey, dudes.
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Leo, man, what
are you doing here?
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Sittin'.
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What are you doing here?
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We're going to Canada
to buy beer.
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Cool.
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I spent some time
up there during 'Nam.
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Oh. Conscientious
objector, huh?
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No. I didn't mind.
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Hey, road trip sounds good, man,
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but I don't want nothin'
to do with that beer.
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That stuff will mess
with your mind, man.
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Okay.
Let's get going.
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Oh, don't tell me
"Crap Shoes" is comin'.
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The bag was on fire!
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♪ Hangin' out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Donna, Glamourella
Modeling Agency
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got the pictures I sent in.
They want me to audition.
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My dream
is finally coming true.
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I thought your dream was to be
the world's first flying lady scientist.
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No. No, Donna, that was a
dream I had, not my dream.
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You're a weird
little girl.
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Yeah.
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If I become a model,
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I wouldn't have to work or
study or think ever again.
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That's great. I mean, what's
thought done for anyone anyway?
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Nothing.
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But modeling has made
people rich and famous.
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Come on, Donna.
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We're going to the world
modeling headquarters.
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It's in Sheboygan.
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Guess who got a bonus today.
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Oh, my golly! They gave
you a box full of money.
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Better.
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A video cassette recorder.
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What's video cassette, and
why do we need to record it?
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It records TV.
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You know how we don't
get to see Johnny Carson?
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Well, he's on so gosh darn late.
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Who can stay up
past 10:30?
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No one.
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But now we can record
Johnny while we sleep
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and then watch it the next day.
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Oh.
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And you know how you wanted
to watch the, uh, rerun of Roots?
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Mmm-hmm.
Well, we can tape it,
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and then you can watch it
over and over again.
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Well, I think just watching
it tonight should do the trick.
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Well, we will watch it
tonight. After we tape it.
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But if we don't stay up
to watch Carson,
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why would we stay up
to watch this?
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Because it's conve... Oh!
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You just don't
understand technology.
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No.
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But I sure know
how to tell time.
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Wow.
What a view.
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Just like a postcard.
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It is so beautiful I could cry.
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Oh, sure, drinking
looks like fun,
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and all the "cool kids" do it.
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But it leads you down a sad,
lonely, confused path, man.
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You know why they call it beer?
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No. Why?
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I'm just curious, man.
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Guys...
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Guess how many countries
I've whizzed in.
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Two.
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All right.
Let's get going.
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We're almost at the border,
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so everyone's got
their IDs, right?
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Yup.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, no.
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I think I lost my green card.
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Damn. Fez, where's
the last place you had it?
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If I knew that, I would have
it now, you son of a bitch.
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All right, hey, Fez,
take it easy.
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No, you take it easy.
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They're gonna throw me
in Canadian jail.
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Have you seen Midnight Express?
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Well, it's like that,
but with hockey sticks.
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Great.
Now we're screwed.
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Ay, what if I can't breathe?
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Just take a deep
breath, man...
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And visualize yourself
breathing.
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All right. Now, when we get
to the checkpoint,
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everyone just act cool.
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And by everyone,
I mean "Mr. Crap Shoes".
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It was on fire!
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Wow.
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Hi. I'm Michelle Ray,
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president of
Glamourella International.
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And you must be...
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I'm Jackie Burkhart.
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Jackie Burkhart.
Exactly.
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And you're here for...
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My audition.
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Exactly.
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And you must be...
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Nah. She doesn't
matter. Okay. Let's start.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Uh-huh.
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Let's see the hair.
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Well...
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You are a remarkable
talent.
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Are those your real teeth?
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Yeah.
Great.
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Welcome to the superior
world of modeling.
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Oh, God! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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Sure. Now...
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You're going to need to
cover a few costs. Of course.
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Oh. You know, I left
my checkbook at home.
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Um, can I come by tomorrow?
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Oh, tomorrow.
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No. No. Tomorrow,
I will be in Paris,
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you know, for the big show.
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Okay. Then I'll
bring it by tonight.
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- Good.
- Okay.
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Okay. Administrative
costs are $200. Uh-huh.
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And publicity shots are $150.
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And we're gonna need
beauty supplies...
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Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
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Are you an agent
or a sales lady?
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Oh, I'm an agent.
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I represent models
like Cheryl Tiegs.
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You represent Cheryl Tiegs?
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No. Models
like Cheryl Tiegs.
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Red, it's starting.
It's starting.
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And press "record" and done.
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We are now recording.
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Two hours from now,
we'll be watching Roots.
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Well, I just...
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I... I just don't see why we can't
watch it now like normal people.
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Kitty, we have a Betamax.
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We're better than normal people.
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So, what do you wanna do
for the next two hours?
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Watch Roots.
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Uh-uh.
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Fine.
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I'm gonna go make
some instant pudding,
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and you can't eat it
for two hours.
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All right. Just act cool.
We got nothing to hide.
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You got something to hide, eh?
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No, no. Uh, he said we've got
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nothing to hide.
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Well, around here,
we don't make a point
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of saying we got nothing to hide
if we've really got nothing to hide.
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Cultural differences. Wow.
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We're all Americans,
every one of us.
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All right, move along.
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Thank you.
Cool.
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Stop right there.
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Hey.
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You found me.
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You win a beer.
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See? Beer is evil.
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I'm not gonna say
I told you so, man,
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but I will say this.
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I told you so, man.
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Beer never hurt anyone,
my friend.
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You're well within
the legal limit on that.
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But you're over the limit
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on foreign kids you can
smuggle out of this country.
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Well, what is
the legal limit on that?
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The limit is zero, you hoser.
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Damn it.
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Hey, I'd keep a civil tongue
in my head if I were you.
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We could throw you
in jail right now.
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We're the Mounties.
We answer to no one.
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Look, Fez just lost his
green card. We just...
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We didn't want any trouble.
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Lost green card?
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Seems a little convenient, eh?
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You got us.
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We're here to take over
your country.
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I
know, I know it seems funny
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when you say stuff
like that, but, um, don't.
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No one leaves until
we get answers, eh?
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Eh?
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Eh?
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What are you doing in Canada?
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What are you doing in Canada?
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We're part of an elite
high school terrorist team.
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Strike Force Wisconsin!
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Uh, we just came here
to get the beer,
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and I love Rush.
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Fly by night!
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Well, if ham's Canadian bacon,
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then what the hell
do you call bacon?
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Me no speaka ze English.
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What's your business in Canada?
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What's your business in Canada?
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What?
Getting beer.
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Every once in a while, do
you ever get an American nickel
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in your change?
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Me no understando.
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What's your reason
for coming to Canada, eh?
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What's your rea...
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Shut up!
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Yeah, I'm here to nail
Margaret Trudeau.
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Been there.
Yeah.
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Done that.
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Beer.
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Beer.
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Beer!
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Are those snowshoes
hard to walk in?
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They're tennis rackets,
aren't they?
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Wee fooby dibby dooby.
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Wee fooby...
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Dibby dooby.
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Wee fooby
dibby dooby.
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Jackie, can't you see?
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This woman is just trying
to make money off you.
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Donna, she deserves her cut.
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She discovered
"a remarkable talent."
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Donna, don't hate me
'cause I'm beautiful.
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Jackie, I pity you
because you're dumb.
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Administrative fees,
publicity shots?
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00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,239
Beauty packages?
263
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,116
It's a scam.
264
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,202
God, Donna, this is
the most important thing
265
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,347
that's ever happened to
me, and you're trying to ruin it.
266
00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:31,539
Look, Jackie, I'm sorry...
267
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,499
And to think I was gonna
make you my assistant.
268
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:42,132
Our nail-care package
is optional... Mmm-hmm.
269
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,718
...but if you're
really serious...
270
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,052
Oh. Oh, I am.
271
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,138
I am fully committed
to both fame and fortune.
272
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,725
You are going places.
273
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,768
That'll be another $200, then.
274
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,729
Excellent.
275
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,522
Hi. I'm Michelle Ray...
I know.
276
00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:57,898
I was just here.
277
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,525
Of course you were.
278
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:02,528
I told you to stay in
the car, you dream killer.
279
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,154
Jackie, I'm here for you,
280
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:07,032
and, as a matter of fact,
281
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,534
I've decided to be a model, too.
282
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,997
Oh, Donna, you're
so funny.
283
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,583
Now, Donna,
284
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,918
you're gonna need $200
for publicity costs,
285
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,937
and then there's gonna be
administrative fees. Wait, wait, wait.
286
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,439
You didn't even ask her
to shake her hair.
287
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,923
Oh, yeah.
Shake your hair.
288
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:27,135
You are a remarkable talent.
289
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,930
Wait, wait, wait. What? You
think Donna here can be a model?
290
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,350
This is a scam.
291
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:37,772
How dare you soil the pure
and noble art of modeling?
292
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,857
I like your passion.
293
00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:41,316
Have you ever considered acting?
294
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,902
Oh, my God.
That's my dream.
295
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,946
Oh, my God. Oh.
We're going.
296
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,286
And...
297
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,413
Time!
298
00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:56,957
Ah...
299
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,919
Let's watch Roots.
300
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,798
Oh, Red.
301
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,634
I'm sleepy.
302
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,260
Can we watch it in the morning?
303
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,345
But I just taped it.
304
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,306
Well, I know, but I
thought the whole point
305
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,850
was we can, we can
watch it whenever we want.
306
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,602
But I just taped it.
307
00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:18,729
Fine.
Let's watch it now!
308
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,690
Great.
309
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:24,318
Now I just punch "play,"
310
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,236
and voila...
311
00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:28,238
Roots.
312
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,831
Where's Roots, Red?
313
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,918
Oh. That's right. I...
314
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,837
I forgot to rewind the tape.
315
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,006
The tape.
316
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,430
This tape?
317
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,393
How do they get the
movie onto the tape
318
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,980
when it's way
the heck over here, Red?
319
00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:06,652
It's...
It's complicated.
320
00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:07,862
Good night, Red!
321
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,825
Damn!
322
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,494
I should've got the microwave.
323
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:18,497
Thanks for looking out for me.
324
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,040
Sure.
325
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,121
And I've thought about it,
and you could be a model.
326
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,292
Hmm.
327
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,022
That's...
That's nice.
328
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,446
You guys are in real trouble
329
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,949
if you did
what we think you did.
330
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,743
What do you think we did?
331
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,953
What do you think
we think you did?
332
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,666
What do you think we
think you think we did?
333
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,002
Something involving
a foreign kid
334
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:06,921
in the back of a car.
335
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,089
That much is for sure.
336
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,009
And now we're gonna
get some answers.
337
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,510
What are you gonna do,
torture us?
338
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,721
Yeah. You gonna make us
listen to Anne Murray records?
339
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:20,308
Hey! She's
a wonderful performer.
340
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,020
And you're not funny.
341
00:18:23,062 --> 00:18:25,564
No, no. I think
what we're gonna do
342
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,275
is call your parents.
343
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,110
Oh, Red is going to kill you.
344
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,072
I mean...
345
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,406
Ooby dibby dooby.
346
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,080
No! We had
to smuggle Fez.
347
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,916
It was the only way for
him to see this great country
348
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,627
with its spacious skies and...
349
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,129
Fruited waves of plain.
350
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,173
And...
351
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,594
♪ O Canada
352
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,680
♪ Our home
and native land ♪
353
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,181
Nice try, kid.
354
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:03,852
♪ True patriot love
355
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:06,480
♪ In all thy sons'
command ♪
356
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,231
It's not gonna work.
357
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:12,069
♪ With glowing
hearts we see thee rise
358
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:14,529
♪ The true north
strong as...
359
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,866
♪ From far and wide
360
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,910
♪ O Canada
361
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:23,163
♪ We stand on guard
for thee
362
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:27,167
♪ God keep our land
363
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,046
♪ Glorious and free
364
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,466
♪ O Canada
365
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:38,553
♪ We stand on guard
for thee
366
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,141
♪ O Canada
367
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,685
♪ We stand on guard
368
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,980
♪ For thee ♪
369
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,655
You sure are good kids.
370
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,406
Thanks, man.
371
00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,783
You know, there must be some way
372
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:00,951
to put this all behind us.
373
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,120
We'll give you our beer.
374
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,957
Oh, God bless you, son.
375
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,171
My green card.
376
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,216
I hid it in my right shoe
for safekeeping.
377
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:20,595
I even made up a rhyme
so I would remember.
378
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,848
♪ My green card
in my right shoe
379
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,933
♪ Something, something
right shoe ♪
380
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,565
So, see? It was... It was
just a big misunderstanding.
381
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,527
Thank God we got that
cleared up.
382
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,779
We're just gonna grab our
beer and head on outta here.
383
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,365
Yeah, but you're not
getting your beer back.
384
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,950
Now...
385
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:43,743
Leave Canada, please.
386
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,796
You leave Canada, please.
387
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,256
Get...
388
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,676
Filthy hippie.
389
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,640
Guys, I have to admit something.
390
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,267
I love Anne Murray.
391
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,896
She puts me in a mood.
392
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,694
So, guys, next time,
instead of going to Canada,
393
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:21,364
let's just stay here and
pretend we're in Canada.
394
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,784
So,
how's it going, eh?
395
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,830
Hey, you know, if Fonzie ever
played a Mountie on Happy Days,
396
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,625
he could go,
"Aaay, eh?"
397
00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:33,649
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