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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What you doing?
- Oh, just writing
in my journal.
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Like in Star Trek?
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Captain's Log, Stardate 1978.
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God, I'm so hot.
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My beautiful red hair
and giant jugs
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seem to drive
all life forms wild.
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Oh, my God, Eric. That's
exactly what I was writing.
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I'm gonna go make some popcorn
and get some sodas.
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My beautifully sculpted
hindquarters flounce downstairs to
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procure nourishment.
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- Shut up.
- Okay.
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Eric.
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Eric.
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Yes, Donna's journal?
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I am the book of secrets, Eric.
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Don't you wanna know what
she really thinks about you?
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Read me. Read me.
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You know, I really shouldn't.
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Suit yourself.
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But beware!
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What you learn here
cannot be unlearnt.
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Okay, do you want me
to read you or not?
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Sorry.
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Eric and I went
to second base tonight.
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He was hilarious.
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The prom is gonna be magical.
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I think tonight I'm finally
gonna sleep with Eric.
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Which is like Woodstock,
but for vans.
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Anyway, I think I'm finally
gonna sleep with Eric.
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I love him so much.
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Tonight, I'm finally
gonna sleep with Eric.
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Okay, let's just skip
to the last page.
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I had the weirdest dream
about Eric last night.
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He was Eric, but he was also
Steven Tyler from Aerosmith,
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and he looked really
wicked and dangerous.
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Yeah! Wicked dangerous.
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Which is so not Eric.
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Sometimes I wish
he were like that.
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Quick, put me down.
Someone's coming.
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Hi. Hello. How are you?
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I didn't do anything.
You look pretty.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey.
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Glad you're back.
I missed you so.
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- Did you read my journal?
- What journal?
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You know, my Captain's Log.
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No. Oh. No.
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I was just, um...
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I was, uh, going through
your underwear drawer.
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Yeah. I know.
That's why I look so guilty.
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Because I was, like, you know,
taking out your underwear
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and rubbing it against my skin.
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I can't stay away from your
underwear. That's my curse.
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So, anyway, see you tomorrow.
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Gong him. Gong him. Gong him.
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Yes!
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This isn't gonna work, Jackie.
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What, Michael?
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This isn't gonna work, Jackie.
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What? What isn't gonna work?
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I'm sorry, but you and I...
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- They're here! They're here!
- What? What?
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Oh, my God!
Michael, what'd you say?
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I said, "What?"
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My x-ray specs are here.
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According to the ad
in the Richie Rich comic,
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with these, you can see
through a lady's clothes.
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Okay, Jackie,
prepare to be ogled.
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Swindled again.
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Kitty, where's the Band-Aids?
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I cut my thumb with a hacksaw.
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Well, Red, you know
those things are dangerous.
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Well, I tried cutting
the metal pipe with a flower
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but it was real slow going.
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Well...
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Seeing as how you're being
all snarky anyway,
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may as well tell you.
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Pastor Dave is
coming to dinner tonight.
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Not tonight. There's a Packer
report on tonight.
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They're doing a tribute
to Vince Lombardi.
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Red, you know I am trying to
get more involved with the church,
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so he is coming.
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But, Kitty, if Pastor Dave comes
over, we'll never get rid of him.
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He'll just go on and on
about how great God is.
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Well, he is.
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He said, "This isn't
going to work, Jackie."
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What if Michael secretly
wants to break up?
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I need to get him
to sleep again.
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What if his unconscious mind knows
something his conscious mind doesn't?
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Well, let's hope so.
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Well, at least he's not
as boring as Eric.
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We're not talking about Eric.
We're talking about Kelso.
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Untrustworthy, two-timing,
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sneaks-around-behind-your-back-
and-reads-your-journal Kelso.
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Okay, Donna, I'm sensing we're not
talking about me and Michael anymore.
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So, bye.
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Ow!
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Don't pinch me, you lumberjack.
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Jackie, I think Eric
read my private journal.
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Oh.
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Is this about the dream where
you wished Eric was Steven Tyler?
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Hey, do you know
who I really love?
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- Jesus.
- Well, yes.
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But I was going to
say Vince Lombardi.
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- You're a Packer man?
- Are you kidding? I bleed cheese.
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Well, I'm not sure, but I think there
may be a Packer report on tonight.
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Red, I think you might be right.
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And I think it could start
in eight-and-a-half minutes.
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Well, then what do you say we choke our
dinners down, get our asses on the couch?
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Amen!
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Red, can you help me
in the kitchen, please?
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Right now, please?
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Red, this night is
not about football.
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This night is about company.
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And our company wants to watch
the Packer report.
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He spends his life
doing the Lord's work.
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And if you would deny
this holy little man
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that simple pleasure,
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well, God have mercy
on your soul.
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Just can it, Red.
Bring him his food.
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- You got six minutes.
- I'm eating!
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Red, where is your Band-Aid?
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Oh, I don't know.
I had it on a second ago.
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Must have come off
while I was serving the...
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Done!
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Hey, Leo, thanks for
letting us hang out here.
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I just... I didn't wanna see
Donna after what she wrote.
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Forman, no one cares.
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That's true, man.
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Listen, you guys know I don't
allow alcohol in my house.
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So you're just gonna have
to drink sake instead.
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Sake it to me, Leo.
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Don't start with
the sake jokes, Fez.
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Oh, put a sake in it.
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Well, this would be fun
if I wasn't so miserable.
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Look, Forman,
we're happy to sit here
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and drink these tiny
allegedly alcoholic drinks.
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But we don't wanna hear you
bitch about Donna all night.
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Oh, don't worry, Hyde. I don't
feel like talking about Donna.
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You see,
the thing about Donna is...
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Here we go.
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She acts like
everything's all cool, okay?
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And then, all of a sudden,
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I'm no Steven Tyler.
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Oh, Eric, give it up, for
heaven's sake.
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You're still the king, man.
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Man, I thought we were past the phase
where we had to impress each other.
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You are.
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Now you're in the she-dumps-you-for-a-biker-
with-a-wicked-tattoo phase.
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The most entertaining
of all phases.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, Hyde, that's it!
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A tattoo's dangerous.
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There's a place next to the liquor
store. I could go get one right now.
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No way, man.
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We're not gonna let you go
to some sleazy tattoo parlor
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and spend money for something
you'll regret for the rest of your life.
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I'll tattoo you for free, man.
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I'm pretty sure I used to
do this for a living.
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How cool am I?
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A tattoo of my
girlfriend's name.
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How's that for dangerous?
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Yeah, I think Debbie's
really gonna like this.
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Wait, Debbie? No. Donna.
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Right.
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Okay, no problem.
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I can fix it.
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Fix what?
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Relax.
Debbie will never notice it.
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It's Donna.
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See, now you moved, man.
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It's okay. I can make that
into a flower.
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Oh, you know what you
should get? Boobs.
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Big boobs on your butt.
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That's classy.
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Hey, I can turn
the Bs into boobs.
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Wait, what Bs?
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Like in "Debbie,"
your girlfriend?
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It's Donna!
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Oh, right.
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Oh, I can fix that.
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Hey, Jackie.
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Hey, Michael.
I'm really glad you're here.
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- Okay. Time to go to sleep.
- Oh, sleep?
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Whoa, I thought
we were gonna do it.
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Michael, I invited you over for
a sleepover. Not a do-it-over.
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Okay? I told you. We're
gonna wait until we're ready.
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So, uh, go to sleep.
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No, but, Jackie, I'm not tired.
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But, you know, I always
get tired right after.
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Yeah, you don't have
to tell me, Michael.
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I know.
We'll read out loud. Yeah.
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I'll be Nancy Drew, and you
could be her pudgy friend Bess.
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Oh, damn it. I'm always Bess.
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And then Bart Starr
fakes a handoff to Anderson
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and finds Dowler in the end
zone for the winning touchdown.
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Wow, on TV it seemed confusing,
but with peanuts, it's all so clear.
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Red, um, can I see you in the
kitchen for a minute, please?
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Yeah, just one second.
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Now, you go ahead
and set them up again
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and I'll show you how
the Packers won the Ice Bowl.
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All right!
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Okay, Red, don't you think it's
time your little friend went home?
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Kitty, I'm just being
sociable, like you asked.
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- Just being a good host.
- Oh, sure.
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All good hosts
feed their guests Band-Aids.
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Band-Aid, Kitty.
Don't exaggerate.
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Oh, my God!
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Hospital, please.
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"And Nancy Drew and Bess
left the police station
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"and went to celebrate the solving
of the crime with hot fudge sundaes."
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The end.
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Wow.
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Nancy's so smart.
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Read another one.
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Fine.
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Okay, Nancy Drew andthe Mysterious Charming Clock.
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"And they celebrated the
solving of the mystery of the clock
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"with hot fudge sundaes."
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The end.
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Guess we solved the mystery
of why Bess was so pudgy.
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This isn't going
to work, Jackie.
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What isn't going to work?
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I can't sleep with you
staring at me.
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♪ Walk this way
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♪ Walk this way
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♪ Walk this way
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♪ Walk this way
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♪ Just gimme a kiss
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♪ Like this ♪
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Eric, how did you get so hot?
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I got a tattoo.
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Eric's perfect.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ow. Ow.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, are you telling me
that you fed me a Band-Aid?
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Well, um, to be honest,
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Red fed you the Band-Aid.
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How did this happen?
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Red, why don't you diagram it
for him with peanuts?
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Look, Dave, I'm real sorry.
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I didn't realize how sick
a Band-Aid would make you.
253
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Well, thank you for
your belated honesty.
254
00:17:19,832 --> 00:17:23,627
But the doctor said I had food
poisoning from an undercooked sausage.
255
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:29,008
Food poisoning?
That's Kitty's department.
256
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,847
I have never undercooked
a sausage in my life.
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I have a system.
It's foolproof.
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Hey, Kitty, it's okay.
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We all make mistakes.
260
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:43,772
I...
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00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:48,652
Vince Lombardi is overrated.
That's right. He is overrated.
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00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:53,073
Ignore her. She's hysterical.
263
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,538
This isn't going
to work, Jackie.
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00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:04,418
Us, Michael?
Are we not gonna work?
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00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:08,129
No. The car.
266
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,424
Jackie, the carburetor's busted.
267
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This was all
because of a stupid car?
268
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:19,224
We're gonna have to take
the bus to our wedding.
269
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,772
Our wedding?
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00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,982
Oh, Michael, that is so sweet.
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00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,151
I love you, Michael Kelso.
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00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,279
I love you, too, Jackie Onassis.
273
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,346
Eric, what the hell?
274
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Did you just kick my door?
275
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,393
No.
276
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,023
But I got a surprise.
277
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,486
I got a tattoo.
Guess where? On my butt.
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00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:15,948
Why?
279
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,159
Why?
280
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,454
Because I'm dangerous, lady.
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00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:31,296
Eric, I want you to be honest with
me, and I promise I won't get mad.
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00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,133
Did you read my journal?
283
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,467
Um...
284
00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:42,349
- Yeah.
- You sneaky little dillhole!
285
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,893
No. You know who's sneaky?
286
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,771
People who go around writing
their feelings in their journals
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00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,940
and not telling their
boyfriends what they feel.
288
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,192
So, you know what?
I'm not sorry.
289
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,277
I'm so sorry.
290
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,242
You wanna know how I feel?
Fine. I'll tell you how I feel.
291
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,304
"Today at lunch I was looking
at Eric when he didn't know it,
292
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,140
"and I just couldn't believe
how much I love him
293
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"and how lucky I am
to be with him."
294
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,376
Why couldn't you read that page?
295
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,336
Because you came back.
296
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,217
Look, Donna.
297
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:22,723
Look, I'm really sorry, but, you
know, it's just, sometimes I get
298
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:25,767
worried, you know? I...
299
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,561
Well, you know what?
300
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:28,896
Suck it up.
301
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,651
Eric, these are my private thoughts
and I'm allowed to have them.
302
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:38,488
You have to stop trying to be what
you think I want you to be and just, like,
303
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,407
be yourself.
304
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,451
Okay. I think I'm gonna go.
305
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,204
Well, wait.
306
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,039
Take off your pants.
307
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:52,335
Really? All right.
308
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:55,463
- No. To show me your tattoo.
- I knew that.
309
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,257
- Right. Yeah.
- I knew that.
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00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,843
I think you're
really gonna like it.
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00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:03,055
But just don't be mad
if it says "Debbie."
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Woodstock.
313
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,946
It says "Woodstock"?
314
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:25,744
No, it's a picture
of Snoopy's friend, Woodstock.
315
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,086
You have a little yellow bird
on your ass.
316
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,551
If properly executed,
317
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:44,679
the power sweep is unstoppable.
318
00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,600
Oh, Red, this is silly.
319
00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,727
I don't wanna run
this play again.
320
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:55,190
Well, we're gonna run it
until we get it right.
321
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:57,609
Because, if properly executed,
322
00:21:57,651 --> 00:22:01,071
the power sweep is unstoppable!
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00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:04,116
- Hut one, hut two...
- Who wants cookies?
324
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:05,558
- I want it.
- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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00:22:05,582 --> 00:22:07,582
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