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So, everyone enjoying dinner?
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- Mmm.
- Absolutely.
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Good.
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Now, I want to talk to everyone about
helping me with the church fundraiser.
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Freeze!
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Okay, so...
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God's Magic Circle is our
church's women's auxiliary,
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and I volunteered to help
organize their next fundraiser.
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And bravo, I say. Bravo.
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Now, if you'll please excuse
me, I have to attend a meeting.
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It's, uh...
It's very important, so...
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Okay.
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Now, as you all know, I'm
stuck in a rut.
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And, I'd really...
I... I...
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I just need to get out of the
house and experience new things.
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- But, Mom,
I think you should...
- And I want your support,
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which, by the way,
I always give you.
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Mr. "I want to be
a jazz guitarist."
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Eric, if your mother wants you,
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and Archie and Jughead
here to help her,
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then you're going to help her.
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- You're Jughead.
- You're Jughead.
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You're so Jughead,
it's not even debatable.
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You are so... Uh!
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Steven, stop hitting Jughead.
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- See?
- Hey.
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This is important to her, and
we should support her for this.
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So, you guys will help out.
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Well, thank you, Red.
And you're coming, too.
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Oh, no, Kitty.
I, uh... I have a meeting.
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With you, at church.
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- Nice save, Dad.
- Shut up.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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No, see, Fez, Bazooka
Joe wanted to see time fly
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so Mort threw
the clock out the window.
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So time flew. Get it?
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Did the clock break?
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I don't know.
That's not really the point.
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It's still a pretty big
waste of a clock.
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Okay. Well, I gotta go.
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- See you later, sweetie.
- See you.
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You guys are such a cute couple.
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Yeah, I know.
I really like Caroline.
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Me, too. She's nice.
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For a psycho.
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Hyde, take that back.
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Psycho.
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You are a gifted mime.
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But that hurts.
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Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho.
You just don't get women.
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We have emotions. We're
ruled by the moon and the tides.
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And pretty clothes.
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Yeah, we should
hang out with her.
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You know, make her feel welcome.
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Yeah, you can never have
too many friends.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut,
sometimes you don't.
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Hey, you guys,
you know who was crazy?
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This camp counselor I once had,
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who used to make everyone do
turbo sit-ups.
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But he'd put a towel
over your face
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and then when you
went to do the sit-up...
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He'd pull the towel away, and
you'd have to put your face in his butt.
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Donna, you stole the funny part.
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Well, Eric, I've heard it,
like, eight times.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
Tell the story again.
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I'll laugh.
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- But it'll be fake,
though, right?
- Oh, yeah.
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Okay, guys, I once had
this camp counselor...
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Oh, my God, you guys. The
Petersons just got a new dog.
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Let's go!
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Okay, now, I have work
assignments for everyone.
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Red, you're
selling raffle tickets.
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I'm your man.
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And don't yell at the customers.
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I'm kind of your man.
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And smile.
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You need another man.
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Okay, Michael, Steven,
you're in charge of bingo.
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And, Eric, I thought you could
run the cakewalk.
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Sure. What's cakewalk?
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It's cake and walking.
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What are you on, dope?
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So, Pastor Dave,
what do you think?
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Gosh, Kitty, I'm impressed.
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I can't remember the last time
a God's Magic Circle fundraiser
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looked so gosh darn wonderful.
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Hi, gang.
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Hi, Pastor Dave.
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Say, God's Magic Circle.
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That sounds like an Eric
Clapton song, doesn't it, kids?
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Yes, Pastor Dave.
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Rock on, kids.
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Rock on, Pastor Dave.
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Oh, come on, string bean.
Will you stop the record already?
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Hey, I'm in charge. I'll stop
it when I'm good and ready.
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And that's not because of you.
It's just 'cause I was ready.
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Okay, congratulations, Ed.
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You win a chocolate cake.
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But I'm allergic to chocolate.
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Then why are you
in the cakewalk, Ed?
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I thought this was the line
for the bathroom.
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Now, don't you screw this up,
I want that marmalade cake.
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Sure, all right, pumpkin. I was
just talking to this guy over here...
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Oh, just forget it. You're gonna
screw it up. You always do.
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Just go stand over there.
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All right, my turtle dove.
Right over here.
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For the love of God,
let my wife win the cake.
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Well, it's in the hands
of the Lord now, sir.
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Okay, everyone, get ready for
another exciting round of cakewalk.
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Would you believe
she was once the sweetest,
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most beautiful girl
in high school?
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Of course she was.
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A word of advice, kid.
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Never marry your
high-school sweetheart.
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Why not?
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That's it, Glen. Just keep
slouching. You're not mousy enough.
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That's why.
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- Hot as a pistol!
- Well done!
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Boy, did I take
these jerks to the cleaners.
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Hey! That's a craps table.
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Yep. Except here,
it's called "cripes."
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Would you like to be
the next holy roller?
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Are you kidding?
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Next to prayer, craps is my
favorite thing about church.
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Well, enjoy yourself.
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I gotta go check out
the Last Supper bake sale.
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Free cupcakes for anyone
who doesn't deny the Lord!
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We gotta win
the Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
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I mean, these are the most
technologically advanced
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of all the plastic,
spring-loaded boxing robots.
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Who knows?
Maybe we'll get lucky.
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Or we could cheat.
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Kelso, man,
you're willing to cheat?
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Here in the house of the Lord?
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You're coming along nicely.
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Yeah, I mean, it's not that bad.
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Because, technically, we're
only in the basement of the Lord.
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And I'll bet he
never comes down here.
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Yeah, good point.
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Plus, what old lady wants
Rock'em Sock'em Robots,
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or a box of Pop Rocks
or a SuperBall?
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Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
they could hurt themselves.
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You give the elderly Pop Rocks,
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and they could get
all foamy and stroke out.
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- So we're helping.
- We're helping.
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B-7.
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Bingo!
Gosh, that's lucky.
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That's Donna.
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Oh, look at that.
A carrot-top, huh?
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Hey, that's great, kid.
Just great.
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You know, I was a lot like you.
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A milky-white loser
with a cheap haircut
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and less muscle tone
than a canned ham.
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Okay, first of all, Glen...
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I'm wiry, okay?
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Yeah, I was dating the
hottest looking girl in school.
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Thought I had it made.
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So, what happened?
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I don't know, really.
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One day we just realized that
she had heard all of my stories
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and I had heard
all of her stories
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and, well, that's when she stopped
being nice and started eating.
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Oh, God, Donna eats.
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Better watch it there, kid.
It starts small.
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A few wise-ass comments,
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and then they're putting you
down in front of your friends.
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Donna, you stole the funny part.
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Well, Eric, I've heard it,
like, eight times.
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Then before you know it,
you're praying for death.
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Either hers or yours.
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Either way, at least it's quiet.
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You really brought me down, man.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I do that.
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You guys are so much fun
to hang out with.
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We really are.
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So what does Cosmo say
about me? I'm a Gemini.
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Um...
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Okay, "The twins, two people
trapped in one body."
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So you're like
a split personality.
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If you ever say that again,
I'll kill you.
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I'm kidding.
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You guys, I'm psycho,
remember? Whoo-hoo!
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Wow, that was...
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That was really good.
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I almost wet myself.
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All right, all right.
Enough small talk.
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So, is Fez, like,
an amazing kisser?
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Jackie, don't make me blush.
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No, she's only asking
because when she kissed him,
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he did this thing
with his tongue.
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You kissed Fez?
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Oh, my God. It was so nothing.
He had this stupid crush on me.
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Shut up!
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If either of you ever
touch my boyfriend,
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I will hunt you down
like animals.
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Understand?
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You're kidding, right?
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"You're kidding, right?"
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I'll scratch your big,
dumb eyes out! Got it?
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
Her nails are beautiful.
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I just wanted to thank you once again
for doing such a wonderful job, Kitty.
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Well, I'll tell you,
Pastor Dave,
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it feels so good to get out of the
house and do something important.
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You know who else got out of the
house and did something important?
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Jesus.
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And lucky for us he did.
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Are you all right?
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Well, I ran out of underwear and
I'm wearing my swimsuit, and, uh...
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I've said too much.
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Eric?
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Yeah!
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I'm the richest man in church!
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Fellows, these dice like me.
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Oh, yeah!
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B-I-N-G-O!
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And that spells "losers."
Losers.
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Damn it!
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Never marryyour high-school sweetheart.
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Sweetheart. Sweetheart.
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- Oh, hey,
did I ever tell you...
- Heard it!
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Okay.
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Who ate the last donut?
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I did.
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Son of a bitch.
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You ate the first 11!
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Oh, shut up!
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No, I won't.
I weigh 80 pounds.
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Look at you!
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Do you know why I'm bald?
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My body is eating its own hair!
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Hey, Diamond Jim, come here.
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How's the abandoned
raffle going?
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Kitty, I'm on fire.
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I just rolled four
hard eights in a row!
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God is bending the laws
of probability just for me.
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Hey. We won everything.
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Yeah, we're just
supernaturally lucky.
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Hey, Mom, I got some bad,
bad news for you.
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For every one donut I get,
Donna gets 11.
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Storm's a-brewing.
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00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:07,927
Eric, how could you leave the
cakewalk? Just look at those people.
252
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,389
Kitty, how's everything going?
253
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,642
Just great.
Everything's great.
254
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,268
You kids buy a raffle ticket?
255
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,020
Third prize is
a rock and roll record.
256
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,691
John Denver's Greatest Hits.
He fills up your senses.
257
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:30,491
I ask for one day of help,
and this is what I get?
258
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,075
Um...
259
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,160
Yeah.
260
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,663
Oh, wonderful.
261
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:38,499
I started out in...
In God's Magic Circle
262
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:42,920
and ended up in
Satan's evil square.
263
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:47,132
I can't believe any of you can walk
into a church without bursting into flames.
264
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,843
Kitty, we're...
265
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,052
Okay, you know what?
Just forget it. Just go.
266
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,681
And please,
leave your ill-gotten gains.
267
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,278
I won them. They're mine.
268
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:16,286
- Hi, Mom. We're sorry.
- Very sorry.
269
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,747
- Welcome home.
- I love you so much.
270
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,958
Okay, you know what?
Just stop.
271
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,626
I'm not mad at you.
272
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,837
- You're not?
- No.
273
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:29,008
On my way home, while dreaming
about being married to someone else
274
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,968
and having his children,
275
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,971
I, um...
276
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:36,097
I realized that
this is all my fault.
277
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,474
All right.
278
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,896
Hold on. This may be a trap.
279
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,232
No. I shouldn't have
forced you to come with me
280
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,359
when what I really wanted
was just...
281
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:50,111
Just to do something for myself.
282
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,365
Look, Kitty, I'm sorry.
283
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:56,159
And if there's anything that
you wanna do from now on,
284
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,204
you should go and do it
if it makes you happy.
285
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:03,667
And we'll support you
by not going with you.
286
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,128
Would that be good?
287
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,674
Yes. Thank you, Red.
288
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,843
Good. You're welcome.
289
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,395
Wow. You and Mom.
290
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:27,148
You were fighting,
and then you just made up.
291
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:30,027
And you guys have been married
for, like, a million years.
292
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,031
It fills my heart with hope.
293
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,826
That's it.
You're going in the army.
294
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,499
She was scary.
295
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,044
Really scary.
296
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,130
Okay, Exorcist scary.
297
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,842
Fez, you have to
break up with her.
298
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,510
Okay, you two are overreacting.
299
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,221
She is a little loony,
but she wouldn't hurt you.
300
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,978
- Hey.
- Hello, my sweet girlfriend.
301
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,861
We've been over this!
302
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,614
Caroline!
303
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,783
Touch Fez and die!
304
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,451
Stop it!
These are my friends!
305
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,911
Oh, really?
306
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:24,123
Did they shoplift $30 worth
of indelible ink markers
307
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,166
and write your name
on every inch of their room?
308
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,835
Every inch! Did they?
309
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:34,174
Um...
310
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,177
Did you guys do that?
311
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,889
- No.
- No.
312
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,891
Well, there you have it.
313
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:50,065
Um, Caroline,
I have to break up with you.
314
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,692
But why?
315
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,736
And don't say it's because I'm
crazy. Because I'm not crazy.
316
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,446
Oh, no...
317
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,865
Oh, no.
318
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,243
Of course not. It's
just, um... It's just, um...
319
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:08,249
- Donna and I are in love.
- What?
320
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,794
- Oh, my God!
- Ew!
321
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,422
Yes, we are freaky
for each other.
322
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:18,218
Please, tell her. Please!
323
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,722
What if she tries to kill me?
324
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,433
You're a giant.
You can take her.
325
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:46,705
Oh, my God.
326
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,331
You're really
breaking up with me?
327
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:53,962
Is that okay?
328
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,676
Fez, I just want to say
329
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:03,722
that you will never be as
happy as you were with me!
330
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,057
Ever.
331
00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:08,185
And until you realize that,
I'll be seeing you.
332
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:11,521
And by "I'll be seeing you," I
mean that I'll be watching you.
333
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:15,275
But you won't know it. Except I
just told you, so you do know it.
334
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:22,282
Anyway, this isn't over!
335
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,625
Whew!
336
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,293
Sure am glad that's over.
337
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:50,685
One, two, three, go!
338
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,313
Oh, damn it.
339
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:57,818
Damn it.
340
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,113
All right, mine's broken.
Did...
341
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:06,784
Robots are stupid.
342
00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:08,808
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