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So if "x" equals seven,
then "y" equals...
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Two?
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Wrong. Kelso?
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"L?"
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Also wrong. It's a pretty
simple equation, guys.
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Just think about
it for a second.
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You're so pretty.
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You don't even
need to know math.
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That's so weird. I was
just thinking the same thing.
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Steven, you're so pretty, you
don't need to know nothing.
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That's good, 'cause I'm stupid.
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Real mature, guys.
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Fez, what happened?
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I was walking back
from the pep rally,
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flush with school spirit
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when some boys from Fort
Anderson, they jumped me,
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and they slapped me,
and they beat me.
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And look at what they did
to my pom-poms.
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Hey, that's not funny, man.
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It's really not.
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They spray-painted me on my ass.
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I want revenge against those
Fort Anderson Snapping Turtles.
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Look, Fez, I'll tell you what.
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Let's go to the garage and
I'll get you some paint thinner.
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No.
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I'm sorry, Fez.
It has to be done.
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Yeah, and the three
of us have to watch.
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Fine. But this time, no smoking.
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Great. Now maybe
we can get some work done.
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Michael's so sweet.
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Uh-oh.
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He's just so...
No!
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Do you think
that Michael and I...
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Don't even say it, Jackie.
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I think maybe...
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I'll kill myself,
I swear to God.
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He and I should
get back together.
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Jackie, do you remember
how Kelso cheated...
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And hurt you, and lied to you?
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Listen to yourself, Donna.
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"Cheat-ed. Hurt-ed. Lie-duh."
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It's all ancient history.
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But when we look into
each other's eyes...
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I know we're both thinking
about the same thing.
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Your hair?
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No. That we're
meant to be together.
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Look, I need to know
that he's really changed.
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I need to test him somehow.
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I agree.
You do?
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Absolutely.
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If you get back with Kelso,
you better have him tested.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay. I want to see
if Michael is ready
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to be in a healthy,
adult relationship.
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So I've come up with
five psychological tests.
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Damn, Jackie. He can't
even spell "psychological."
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Look, besides, he only
has to get three out of five.
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And the first
test is on maturity.
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Oh, man.
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So we're trying to get the
paint off of Fez's butt, right?
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And so I started to
spray lighter fluid on it.
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And Fez gets all mad, right?
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And then he started chasing me,
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but he had his
pants around his ankles.
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So then he tripped and fell,
and I think he hurt himself
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but I don't know, 'cause
I was, like, out of there.
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So what's going
on with you guys?
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Donna and I were
discussing our careers.
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I'm going into
high-end cosmetics
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and Donna thinks she'll
make a great lumberjack.
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Stop telling everybody that.
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So what kind of career
do you see yourself in?
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Well, I was
considering becoming a doctor.
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Ooh, a doctor?
That's so mature.
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Or a rodeo clown.
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Rodeo clown? You want
to be a rodeo clown. Why?
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The rodeo clowns are the
unsung heroes of the new West.
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And you know I've always
enjoyed being inside of barrels.
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Cheese puffs!
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Well, see, they're not for you.
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They're for Bob
and Midge's party.
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Bob and Midge
are having a party?
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Well, I can't go.
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I'm very busy.
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Wait. Bob didn't invite you?
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No, but thanks for the heads-up.
I'll be sure to avoid them.
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Huh...
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Midge didn't invite me either.
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But I'm sure
they're having a party.
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I saw them bring a keg and
a lot of chairs into the house.
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Well, you don't know
that they're having a party.
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Bob's out of work.
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The two of them might be
starting some weirdo church.
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You know,
the kind of church where
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you sit around on
chairs and drink beer.
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I'm sure Midge will
be over any minute.
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The last minute,
like always, to invite us.
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I tell you.
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I like the sound
of a beer church.
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Hi, neighbor. I have
something I want to ask you.
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Oh, really?
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Can I borrow
your big punch bowl?
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A big punch bowl?
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Oh, my, what would that be for?
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I should have
thought this through.
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You know, forget about it. I'm
gonna get someone else to bring it.
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And by "someone else,"
I mean Bob.
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Midge, I...
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I already made
your cheese puffs.
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Ooh. Thanks.
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Mmm.
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Boy, all these cheese puffs
are really gonna come in handy.
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'Cause Bob's so hungry.
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We're not having a party.
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This next test is
about consideration.
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I want to see if he'll choose
my interests over his.
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This is gonna be so funny.
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Grape.
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So, Michael...
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There are two events
occurring this weekend.
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One that you might like
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and one that I would really,
really, really want to go to.
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Now, should we go see the
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders...
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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
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Yes, or...
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No.
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
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But, Michael, I want...
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No.
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!
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See? Funny.
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Kelso, what are you doing?
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We're just
tossing around this egg
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Jackie gave me to take care of.
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Don't you think it might break?
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Yeah, well, you know, we just
thought we'd have some fun with it
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before I threw it at somebody.
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You're such a moron.
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You're so gonna
fail Jackie's test.
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Test? What test?
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Okay, I'm not supposed to say
anything, but Jackie's testing you
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to see if you're ready
to get back together.
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Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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Do you think I have a chance?
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Not a good one.
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You've already failed two tests
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and you're about
to fail the third.
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That egg is a test of
your parenting ability.
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So what you're saying is,
if I break that egg
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then I fail the test,
and lose Jackie...
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The girl I love more than
anything in the world?
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Hyde, give me the egg.
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Okay, catch.
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Whoops.
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I mean...
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Okay, you guys...
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Let's do this for Fez.
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Finally my butt cheeks
will be avenged.
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Voila.
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Guys, I feel like we
accomplished something today.
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I feel like we
made a difference.
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I'm not done yet. Taste
my wrath, Snapping Turtles!
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That was a close one.
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Crap!
The janitor locked us in.
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Yep.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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My God.
How could this get any worse?
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Okay, guys,
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we have 20 seconds until the
cherry bomb in the toilet goes off.
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Hey, guys.
Hi.
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What's that?
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It's just this little crib-like
thing I made for Eggy.
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"Eggy?"
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Yeah, I named him.
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I don't know, this egg is, like,
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bringing out all
the parental stuff in me.
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Michael, what happened to the
pencil mark I made on the bottom?
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Must have come off when I
was giving him his gentle bath.
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Nice.
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Michael,
I knew you had this in you.
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You are gonna make
a great dad one day.
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Yeah.
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Uh-oh.
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Somebody needs a change.
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I just can't believe
Midge would do this
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after all the years
we've been friends.
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She took the cheese puffs.
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All the cheese puffs?
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What the hell?
I wanted some of those.
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Red, this isn't
about the cheese puffs.
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Well, maybe not for you.
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They're so light and fluffy.
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This is all your fault.
What?
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You're always mean to them.
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Now you've driven them away.
I hope you're happy.
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Actually, Kitty, I am happy.
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Them not inviting us to the
party is not the end of the world.
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In fact, it's the start
of a beautiful new world...
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A world where we don't
get invited to the Pinciottis'.
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There's no talking to you.
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You're just sour.
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You're an old, sour crab apple.
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Why are you yelling at me?
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I'm not the one that
didn't invite you to a party.
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If you've got something to
say, you say it to the Pinciottis.
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Well, you talked me into
it, Red Forman. Let's go.
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Oh, no.
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Look at us...
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Locked in a locker room.
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Oh, the irony is not lost on me.
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Why do you mock us, fate?
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Okay, you guys, we gotta think
about a way to get out of here.
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Okay,
guys, I've just gone through
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every escape-from-prison movie
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I could think of,
and I came up with something.
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What?
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Steve McQueen is
a total bad-ass.
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Okay, thanks, Hyde.
That's not helping.
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If we don't get out of here,
a bunch of jocks are gonna
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come in here and kick our asses.
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Why did I put
a cherry bomb in the toilet?
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It doesn't smell
like cherries at all.
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Come on, guys, think.
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Yeah, yeah. Right.
Gotta be something we can do.
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I got it.
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Much better.
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Yeah.
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Now instead of feeling scared
and anxious, I feel relaxed and...
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Relaxed.
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I know we're
probably gonna get beaten,
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but it was worth it
because we've shown
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we have
tremendous school spirit.
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Go Vikings.
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School spirit is
for losers, man.
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You're just,
like, floating along
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on a conveyor
belt of conformity.
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Pep rallies, extracurricular
activities, washing your hair.
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It's all just a trap, man.
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Yeah, Fez. It's one thing
to root for a football team
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but to confuse
the Point Place Vikings
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with a sense of personal
identity, that's just...
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...relaxing.
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We're all gonna die tomorrow.
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Michael, I have some bad news.
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I just found out I have BHD.
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"BHD?"
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Yeah. Brittle Hair Disease.
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I have to go to
the hospital tomorrow
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and get all my hair shaved off.
255
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,444
So you'll be...
256
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,737
Bald, Michael.
257
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,906
B-A-L-D.
No hair, shiny head, bald.
258
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,868
And my hair won't
ever grow back, either.
259
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,913
Will you still
love me when I'm bald?
260
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:57,958
You could wear a wig.
261
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:03,004
So, Michael, are you saying
that you would not love me
262
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,466
if I didn't have a luscious,
full-bodied head of hair?
263
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,471
Oh!
264
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,727
No, Jackie. No, I would
love you even more.
265
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:21,607
You know, I would shave off
my hair and paste it to your head.
266
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,156
Michael, that's beautiful.
267
00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:38,540
Nice job.
Thanks.
268
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:42,962
That was a test, right?
Because bald chicks are gross.
269
00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,301
Look at that.
270
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,804
They closed the blinds
so we couldn't see the party.
271
00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:54,306
But I can hear them.
272
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:57,225
I can hear you, Bob and Midge!
I can hear your party!
273
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,398
Kitty and Red.
274
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,025
We're very busy in here.
275
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:09,321
Yes, we're very busy.
We'll talk tomorrow.
276
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:13,158
You're having a party
and you didn't invite us.
277
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,744
And I thought we were friends,
and we're not.
278
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,830
And I'll tell
you something else.
279
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,003
You're naked.
280
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:28,173
You have no clothes on. Why
don't you have any clothes on?
281
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,593
Well, we're having a nudist
party with our fellow nudists.
282
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:34,013
We're nudists.
283
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,350
And we're not.
284
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,189
So you didn't invite us.
285
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,526
So thank you.
286
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:51,822
Come on, Red. Let's go.
287
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:55,283
Whoa, whoa, Kitty.
What are you saying?
288
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,619
You really wanted
to attend this party.
289
00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,496
Stop it, Red.
290
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,122
No, no, no.
291
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,125
Now get in there and have
yourself a good old naked time, huh?
292
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,255
Who knows? They might
play Twister. Could be fun.
293
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,269
Okay, guys,
they can't be mad at us now.
294
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,691
Yeah, Fez, I don't
think that's gonna help.
295
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,236
All right, here they come.
296
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,863
Okay, you guys, here's the plan.
297
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,465
Fez, you beg for
mercy in broken English.
298
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,634
Hyde, you insist that this
whole thing was a big set-up.
299
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,419
And I'll just curl up in the foetal
position and think about pancakes.
300
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:42,998
Got it.
Got it.
301
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,630
Oh, my God. We're in
the girls' locker room.
302
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,132
Yeah. They're girls.
303
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,387
And I thought we were going
to get beaten up for sure.
304
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,309
Hey, baby.
305
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,740
Hi, Kelso.
306
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,742
Hi, Tiffany.
307
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:22,162
I'm so glad I ran into you. I've
been meaning to ask you something.
308
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,622
Yeah? What's that?
309
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:26,125
Will you take me back to your
house and make out with me?
310
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:33,340
Well, I don't know. Yeah,
I'm here to meet Jackie, so...
311
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,593
I promise she'll never find out.
312
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:39,179
It'd be an afternoon
of secret make-out fun.
313
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:43,017
You can drink grape juice
from my bellybutton.
314
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,396
All right, this has
got to be one of Jackie's tests.
315
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:52,526
I mean, Tiffany never comes
on to me. But what if it's not?
316
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,988
I mean, let's face it,
I look good today.
317
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:59,449
That new conditioner's
really working out.
318
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,285
All right, but the real
question is, should I risk it?
319
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:06,540
And my body says yes,
and my head says yes...
320
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,000
And my heart says no.
321
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,961
My stupid heart's right.
322
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:16,050
I can't. I mean, I
appreciate the offer and all
323
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,969
'cause you're, like, really hot
324
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:23,598
but the only girl I want to
make out with is Jackie, so...
325
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,144
Michael, you did it! You did
it! You passed the last test!
326
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:28,729
Did you believe me, Michael?
327
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,605
Yeah, sure.
328
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,208
Good, because I'm in Drama
Club, and I really want...
329
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,275
Yeah, thank you, Tiffany,
bye-bye.
330
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,781
Michael, now I know I can
honestly trust you with all my heart.
331
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,245
Jackie...
332
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:49,624
Donna told me about the test.
333
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:53,253
So I knew what was going on,
and I didn't say anything.
334
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:58,008
So maybe I don't deserve
to be with you because...
335
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,259
That wasn't very honest of me.
336
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,262
But telling me that was.
337
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,264
Damn.
338
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,269
You're right.
So you'll take me back?
339
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,312
Yeah, Michael.
340
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,819
I love you, Jackie Burkhart.
341
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,281
I love you, too, Michael Kelso.
342
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,765
What the hell
happened to you guys?
343
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,268
We got beaten up.
344
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,228
By men.
345
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,605
By big, strong men.
346
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:59,194
Hey, guys,
as I was getting beaten...
347
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,321
I think I got to second base.
348
00:22:01,345 --> 00:22:03,345
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