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- What are you guys up to?
- We're spending
the weekend at a hotel.
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What, car sex isn't
good enough anymore?
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I would love car sex.
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Or just sex.
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Or just a car.
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I have to get out of town.
Ever since my dad lost the store
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he just shuffles around in a
not-completely-closed bathrobe.
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It's really depressing.
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"The Wisconsin Dells'
most romantic hideaway.
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"Hunters and truckers
always welcome."
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That's nice.
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Sounds awesome.
I'm gonna go pack.
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You guys. The weirdest thing
just happened with Pam Macy.
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Kelso, man, she'll do that with
any guy standing in front of her.
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Okay. So, I'm making out
with Pam in the orchestra pit,
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and everything's progressing
like normal until...
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What?
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You know, the really, really
bad thing
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that can happen to guys
when they're with girls.
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Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in
to buff the floor?
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No.
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Okay.
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Let me put it this way.
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The buffer wouldn't buff.
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Poor Mr. Cooper.
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No, Fez. I think what
he's trying to say is...
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The rabbit wouldn't come out
of the hat.
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The weasel wouldn't pop.
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The alphabet soup
never spelled "Go."
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Okay! All right! Enough!
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Actually, not quite.
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There are a lot of Amish people
but they never raised a barn.
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Forman, man, that was awesome.
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Hey. It just came to me.
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I get it.
The barn is Kelso's pants.
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Okay, you guys!
This is not funny!
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This is, like, a nightmare.
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Yes. Eric, stop teasing.
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Kelso, I want you to know
that I feel bad for you,
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and that I am sorry
you are not a man!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So, looks like I'm gonna have to
spend the weekend with Kelso...
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Tutor him in math.
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Really?
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Hmm.
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So, you're allegedly tutoring
Kelso in math.
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Yes, sir.
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Are you good in math?
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What's the square root of "X"?
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- I really can't answer that.
- Aha!
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No. See, "X" is a variable,
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so until you define
its parameters,
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the only possible answer is
a variable, or "X" if you prefer.
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Is that right?
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Sounds good.
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Will Michael's parents be home?
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Yes.
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Are they as dumb as he is?
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I can't lie. Yes.
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Yes, they are.
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Right answer.
That was a trick question.
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I know they're dumb.
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So...
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- I can go?
- You can go...
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But I'll be watching the news.
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And if anything is vandalized,
or explodes,
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or catches on fire,
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"X" is gonna equal
me kicking your ass.
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So, anyway, Jackie's having
trouble in school stuff
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and I thought I should
stay with her this weekend,
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tutor her in, you know, stuff.
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Anyone?
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I'm sorry, honey, I can't concentrate
when your father's robe is open.
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Leave me alone.
I'm ventilating.
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Okay. See you Sunday.
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Genie, I'm home.
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Hello, Genie Jackie.
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Hello, Master Major Michael.
How was your day?
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Pretty good, pretty good.
But I'm starving.
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I've been on the moon all day
and I missed lunch.
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I can fix that.
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Damn, I love having a genie.
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Well, let's eat.
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Okay, unless you're hungry for
something besides food, Master.
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Actually, I've been having a little
problem in this department lately.
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Not anymore.
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You're the best genie ever!
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Hello? Pam?
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I'm back!
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You know, Red, with the
house empty this weekend,
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it might be a nice opportunity
for a little romance.
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Uh-huh.
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Is that, "Uh-huh, my
passion burns for you"
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or, "Uh-huh, you're as
exciting as an old hat"?
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Well, what kind of old hat?
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How about a hat that's
about to be super PO'ed?
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Then the passion one.
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Okay. I'm gonna sneak some beer
out of the fridge. You go be lookout.
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You can count on me.
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Hyde, the Formans are home.
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A little late, Fez.
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It's funnier this way.
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Okay, you two, out.
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Here, you can each have
a Snack Pack.
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- Thank you, Mrs. Forman.
- Thank you, Mrs. Forman.
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Ooh. Chocolate.
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Okay, Kitty.
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I'm gonna cook you
a romantic dinner.
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So, you go put on
something pretty
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and I'll warm up
the toaster oven.
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Oh, wow!
Dinner from the toaster oven.
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Well, whoop-de-do.
I'll put on my fancy dress.
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- Okay. I'm gonna
work on Plan B.
- Oh, I would.
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This place is awesome.
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I know. There's gotta be,
like, 17 pillows on this bed.
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What's this?
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Oh, my God.
It's a tiny fridge...
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With, like, a million bottles
of tiny liquor.
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And tiny cookies.
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Oh, yeah? Well, in there,
tiny shampoo and tiny soap.
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Donna, I think elves work here.
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I feel so classy.
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I'm stealing all of it.
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Look, Pam, I'm really sorry
about what happened...
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Again.
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I must have the flu
or something.
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It's not like any flu
I've ever heard of.
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Well, there's lots of kinds
of flu, Pam!
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, well.
Don't take it so hard.
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Oops. Sorry.
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Look, just don't tell
anybody, okay?
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Oh, Flopsy...
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I'm not gonna tell anybody.
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I'm gonna tell everybody.
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Hey, Eric.
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Do you know that if you mix Kahlua
and Scotch, it tastes just like Dr Pepper?
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You're cute.
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Okay.
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I think you're cute, too...
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And a little drunk.
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Which is gonna make my job
a whole lot easier.
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What's that?
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I guess the guy next door
thinks we're being too loud.
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- Oh, yeah?
- What...
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Oh, my God.
He just pounded right back.
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Okay. You know what?
Let's just be quiet.
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But then he wins, Eric.
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We need to get the last pound.
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See? We won.
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We're not gonna take crap. We're
gonna give it 'cause we're fearless.
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Oh, my God. He's at the door.
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Okay, you know what?
I think I have a little fear.
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So, let's just be really quiet
and pretend we're not here,
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and maybe he'll just think
we're not here.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Will you cut it out?
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- Okay, look,
just stay in here and shush.
Okay.
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- Eric!
- Dad.
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Hey, it's Big Red.
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Son of a bitch!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Wait. What are you doing here?
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Oh, my God.
Who are you with?
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Your mother, you dumb ass.
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Okay. I'm gonna make
a deal with you.
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I never saw you.
I don't know you're here.
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Wait. So we're good?
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No, no, you're getting
your ass kicked on Monday.
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But for now, you shut up
and stay here.
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If your mother sees you,
my fun time is over.
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Oh, this is just awful!
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Oh. No, hey, cheer up.
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I've been in trouble
with Red before. It's okay.
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No, it's not that.
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It's just seeing your dad
reminded me of my dad.
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Your dad's going away on
nice weekends and having fun,
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and my dad's
out of work and sad.
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Plus your robe's
not completely closed,
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and that reminds me of him, too.
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Okay, okay, you know what?
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Let's turn that frown
upside down.
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That's right.
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Let's have super-hot sex, baby.
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And by super-hot sex, I mean...
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Let's talk about
your sad feelings.
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Okay, Jackie, I have some
really terrible news about Kelso
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that will make us
both laugh a lot.
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Yeah, I already know. Pam Macy
made this big announcement in gym.
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Jackie, this is where
we both laugh a lot.
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Actually, Fez,
I don't find it that funny.
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I kind of feel sad for him.
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But you hate him.
He totally screwed you over.
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Yeah, but he's grown up
a lot since then.
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And he suffered,
and I'm over it by now.
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Poor Michael.
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Poor Michael?
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Well, I see I have wasted
my time talking to you.
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Good day, miss.
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- Wait, Fez.
- I said, good day.
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What should we do
with all of this time alone?
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I'll get that.
I ordered you
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a special surprise. Ta-da!
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Donna?
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Donna is my surprise?
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Donna? What the heck
are you doing here...
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...Donna?
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What the heck?
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Mrs. Forman,
Eric is being a jerk,
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and I wanted to talk to my mum,
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but since she's not here,
can I talk to you?
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Eric's here, too?
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What on earth is going on?
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What the heck?
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Red, what is going on here?
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Oh, I'm just as surprised
as you...
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Oh, all right!
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Eric and Donna are the
noisy people next door.
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And you didn't tell me?
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Hello, Mummy?
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I'm sad!
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Donna, where have you...
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Your mother kicked me out.
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Oh, no.
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I said no.
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Guys, I got to
tell you something.
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I'm omnipotent.
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Huh.
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00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,985
This does taste like Dr Pepper.
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Told you.
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00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,492
Hey, you know what?
I think I might puke.
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Oh, no, no.
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00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:36,789
No, honey, nobody gets sick
in Mr. and Mrs. Forman's room.
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00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,920
You know, it is a lovely room.
261
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:45,130
Red just saw the brochure
on the counter,
262
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,508
and then he whisked me up
and he brought me here.
263
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,260
It was very Humphrey Bogart.
264
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,972
Eric did the same thing for me.
265
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,893
- Sometimes he's really sweet.
- Mmm-hmm.
266
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,017
Do you have a bucket?
267
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,145
Room service!
268
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,523
Honey, honey,
pretty girls do not throw up.
269
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,533
Oh, no, no. No, no.
I didn't order this.
270
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,076
Oh, it was ordered
by a Mr. Red Forman.
271
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,333
Oh, my gosh. This must
have been his surprise.
272
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:25,045
Flowers, champagne.
273
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,422
Cashews.
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00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,760
The most expensive nut,
you know.
275
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,975
Oh, dear, sweet Red. I have to
go see him. Are you feeling better?
276
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,310
- No.
- Okay, good. Nighty-night.
277
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,615
Why is everything doing that?
278
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,916
Hey, Michael.
279
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:04,835
I heard what happened with
Pam. And I want you to know
280
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,755
that according to Cosmopolitan
magazine, you're not a freak.
281
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,423
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
282
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,092
They say that lots of times
when it happens to a guy,
283
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,679
it's not that he can't, it's just
that he secretly doesn't want to.
284
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:18,766
Okay, not to criticize,
285
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,559
but Cosmo's never seen
Pam Macy naked.
286
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,646
Michael, just think about it.
Do you like Pam?
287
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,147
I like parts of her.
288
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:31,028
Well, maybe that's not enough.
289
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:35,115
And maybe your body's mature enough
to realize that, even if your brain isn't.
290
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,745
Okay, well, you know...
291
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:43,373
If this is about maturity, then
I want nothing to do with it.
292
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,712
Look, Michael,
don't worry, okay?
293
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:51,006
When you find the girl
you're meant to be with
294
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:54,259
you'll be able to do all the
stuff you want. I promise.
295
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,595
I hope you're right.
296
00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,098
Thanks, Jackie.
297
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,397
- I'm back.
- What?
298
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:14,195
Nothing. Good hug!
299
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,871
Out.
300
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,959
But it's my room.
301
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,087
Love you, sweetie.
302
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,219
Donna.
303
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,056
Donna, are you there?
304
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,186
Donna, please open
the door, please.
305
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,778
Great. I'm locked out
of both rooms.
306
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,992
Well, at least I don't
have any pants!
307
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,576
I want you to open
that door right now.
308
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,218
Our daughter's in there,
and she's drunk.
309
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,415
I really shouldn't be
doing this.
310
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,377
Okay. Then I'll just sue you.
Until you're dead.
311
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,719
- You get off my daughter!
- Bob! What the hell?
312
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,971
Red?
313
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:24,391
Ooh, Kitty,
what a pretty nightgown.
314
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,600
Thank you, Midge.
315
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,230
Could you hand it to me, please?
316
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:40,949
Look, I'm sorry about
getting all tipsy last night.
317
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,118
Oh, no, please, I'm sorry.
318
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,619
The fight was all my fault.
319
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:45,913
Fight? We had a fight?
320
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,624
No.
321
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,252
- What did you do?
- Nothing.
322
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,338
Obviously you did something.
323
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,661
I want to know what it is,
in case I'm still mad about it.
324
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,761
Well, okay.
325
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,599
I said that you were the most
beautiful girl in the world,
326
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,184
and then you got all mad
327
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:08,602
and said,
"Get bent."
328
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:14,191
Not your finest hour,
but I still love you.
329
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,528
Wow. You must be really
upset about this.
330
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,155
Um...
331
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,699
Kind of, yeah.
332
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,661
Come on, Eric. Let's turn
that frown upside down.
333
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,248
That's right. Let's have
super-hot sex, baby.
334
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,418
Oh, crap.
335
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,384
Well, Genie Jackie,
I am in the mood
336
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,512
for some hot
master-genie loving.
337
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,598
Oh, I'm sorry,
Master Major Michael.
338
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,100
But what we are going to have
339
00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:49,726
is a warm
master-genie friendship.
340
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:52,479
In fact, I am the master now,
and you are the genie.
341
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,030
Except you will not have
any genie powers.
342
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,824
You will just do as I say.
343
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,201
Now, do my math homework, Genie.
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00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:09,829
No!
345
00:22:09,853 --> 00:22:11,853
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