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Oh!
Oh!
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That's 16 for me and Hyde,
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and four for the losers.
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You guys ought to get a mascot.
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A big, green, furry loser.
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That's... that's not
even a thing.
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Come on. Take it to the
hoop, or maybe you're afraid,
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'cause you know
I'm gonna slap it down.
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Oh, yeah? Well...
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Yeah?
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You tell her, Eric.
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Ooh!
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Oh! How can he stand
the embarrassment?
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She told you
what she was gonna do.
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You gotta listen, man.
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Eric, why don't you just
give me the two points?
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Save yourself the humiliation?
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Well, why don't you just
save yourself the two points,
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and then,
the humiliation will be...
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Whatever! Come on!
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Oh, I'm comin',
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and there's nothing
you can do to stop me.
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Eric!
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Oh, my God! Donna's
wearing granny panties!
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Nice panties, granny.
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Oh, come on.
You have to admit
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that was some killer D.
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Oh, no.
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♪ Hangin' out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay, Fez, I got you some
Valentine conversation hearts.
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Oh. Well, thank you,
Caroline.
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"Be mine."
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Okay.
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"Sweetheart."
It really is.
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"Kiss me."
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Well, I'm not about
to argue with candy.
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Fez...
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Is there one in there
that says "get a room?"
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No, but here's one that says,
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"Kiss
my brown ass."
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Sorry you had
to hear that, Caroline.
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It's okay.
She asked for it.
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Oh! I gotta get going.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Yeah.
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Well, well, well...
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Look who has a lady.
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And to think, I was
about to settle for you.
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Talk about dodging a bullet.
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Hey. Hey. Check out
this article in Boy's Life.
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"The square knot,
not just for squares?"
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No. This one about
being an astronaut.
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I think I'm gonna do that.
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Michael, I think there's a
prerequisite for being an astronaut.
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You have to be not dumb.
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Uh-uh.
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If they can send a monkey
into space, they can send me.
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I don't know.
Monkeys are pretty smart.
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All right, fine.
Fine. Make fun.
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When you see my
shoe-prints on the moon,
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what are you gonna say then?
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Probably, "Hey, some monkey's
wearing Kelso's shoes."
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Hey-hey, astro-chimp...
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When you come back
down to earth,
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if your parachute doesn't work,
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you could always use
Donna's monstrous panties.
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Hey. Hey.
Hey, you guys.
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None of that when
Donna gets here, okay?
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I don't need her mad at
me on Valentine's Day.
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All right, Forman, relax.
Wearing granny panties
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is a very sensitive issue that I
don't find funny and I refuse to exploit.
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Good.
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Hey, everybody, look.
It's granny panties.
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Hyde.
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Uh, sorry, man.
It's in my nature to burn.
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Granny panties understands.
Don't you, granny panties?
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Okay, look. I didn't have
anything else to wear.
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It was laundry day.
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I didn't know they made
a washing machine
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big enough for those panties.
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Hey!
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Hey! You guys can all
just shut up, okay?
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So she wears big panties.
So what?
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Donna, look.
I am really...
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Really, really sorry.
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Eric, I'm fine. Let's
just forget about it.
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Really? 'Cause when I saw
your sweats around your ankles,
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I thought I was dead.
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Eric, I said I'm fine.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. You are so cool.
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You... I... you are seriously,
like, the coolest girl ever.
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Wow. Chicks must
really dig astronauts,
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'cause it says here
that astronauts
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get all the Tang they want.
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Oh, Donna is gonna love
you making dinner for her.
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There is nothing sexier
than a man who cooks...
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Unless that man
is Burt Reynolds.
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Then I don't give a darn
what he's doing,
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he's just sexy.
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Ooh. Mom has a thing
for the bandit.
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10-4.
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Go set the table.
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Oh. No, no, honey.
Use the special china.
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You don't want to mess up a
good thing with everyday dishes.
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Okay, but...
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Mom, it's not like
I can mess this up.
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I mean, Donna is cool
no matter what I do.
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Like, earlier?
I pulled down her pants
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in front of everyone
in the driveway,
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and she just...
You did what?
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No. It was cool. She
just... she said she was fine.
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Oh. Then I guess
she's fine.
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Yeah, 'cause she said
she was fine.
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Yeah. She wouldn't say she
was fine unless she was fine.
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Would she?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, what do you think
I'm talking about?
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I don't know.
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Why are you doing this to me?
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Doing what?
I don't know!
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Well, all I meant was, have
a happy Valentine's Day.
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Oh.
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Oh. Okay. Thanks.
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Although I doubt you will.
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Stop it!
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Hello, Michael.
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Hi, Mrs. Forman.
Is Laurie home?
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I got a little surprise for her.
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Oh, you brought her flowers.
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Isn't that just...
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A waste of money?
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No. She deserves them.
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I mean...
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Not many people
get me, you know?
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I'm a complicated
guy. So...
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When everyone starts in on me,
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I just like to be
with my girlfriend,
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'cause she's nice to me.
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Who are we talking about?
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Laurie.
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Laurie Forman?
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Yeah. So, I just
want to tell her
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that I'm happy we're together
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on this, our nation's
day of love.
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Oh. Well, how patriotic of
you, Michael.
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Yeah. I want
to be an astronaut.
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Oh. Well, I...
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I think you'd make
a fine spaceman.
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Thanks.
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You know, I gotta say,
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I think Laurie gets a lot
of her sweetness from you.
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Laurie Forman?
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Bye, Laurie.
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Hey, man. What the
hell are you doin'?
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Oh, yeah.
I should, uh,
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probably go out
through the window.
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Oh, would you look at this?
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Ooh. A nice, romantic
dinner for two.
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Donna's gonna love it.
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Why? Is she bringing
a date?
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Red.
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I'm sorry, but that's funny.
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Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Foreman.
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Oh, my. Look at this
vision of lovely.
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Oh, this is just like when
you two were little and you,
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you used to eat
pretend supper. Hmm.
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Only now, it won't end up with
Donna sitting on Eric's head.
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Oh. Oh, Red,
let's go.
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Kitty, that was just awful.
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I know. Keep walking.
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Wow. I was...
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Afraid that was
gonna be awkward.
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Yeah. Eric,
this looks so great.
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Yep. Shaked, baked, and
maked especially for you...
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And this here is a little
somethin' that I like to call...
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A little somethin'.
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You bought me a present?
That's so sweet.
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I didn't even get you
anything, and you got me...
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Panties? What the hell?
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Yeah. Panties.
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Get it?
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No.
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To replace your ugly ones.
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Eric, when I said
I didn't get it,
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I meant, I didn't like it.
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No. See, you forgave
me earlier, and...
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I figured if I brought it up,
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we could just,
you know, share a laugh.
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Your turn.
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You know what? You're
the one who doesn't get it.
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Well, maybe you should
explain it to me.
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I heard that!
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Man, this is the worst
Valentine's Day ever.
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It's Donna's fault.
Okay?
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I didn't make her wear
that big, goofy underwear.
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I mean, I'm sorry,
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but if you're hanging
out with this crowd,
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you got to know that eventually
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your pants are
getting pulled down.
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Am I right?
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I am so glad I did not
pull down Caroline's pants.
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I'm mean, if she
asked me to, I would.
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'Cause I respect her wishes.
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And also, I am so horny.
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Forman, when I told
you it would be funny
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to give Donna panties,
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I meant it would be funny to me,
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and it was.
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This is what happened
to my heart
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when I found out Laurie
was cheating on me.
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It's lemon.
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I mean, how could she do this?
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Uh, I really thought
we had something.
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Probably the same
way you did it to Jackie.
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Only this time it's even
funnier, 'cause it's you.
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It's a good day.
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Tonight, I am going to ask
Caroline to go steady with me.
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Because that is the last step
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before you can do it, right?
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Oh, how I want to do it.
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I am so horny.
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So Michael cheated
on me with Laurie,
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and Laurie cheated on him.
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Hmm! There is a God,
and he's on my side.
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Well, I'm glad you're happy.
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My boyfriend's a giant baby.
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Ooh, underwear is so funny.
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Pooh-pooh.
Pee-pee. Caca.
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You know what will
make you feel better?
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Let's go make mean jokes
at Michael's expense.
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How will that
make me feel better?
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'Cause then I'll feel better,
and I could cheer you up.
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On what planet did Eric think
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00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,010
it was okay to pull
down my pants?
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00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,892
There are some things
that are private, Jackie.
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For instance, everything
under my pants.
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00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:48,310
I agree. Keep it
to yourself.
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00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,521
Why doesn't Eric understand
that when I said I'm fine,
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00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:52,481
I meant I will be fine...
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00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,123
So long as he kisses
my ass for two weeks
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00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:56,694
until I'm actually fine.
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He's like brain damaged.
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00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,074
Look...
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He's just not a good boyfriend.
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You should dump him, and
then we can move to Dallas
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and be weathergirls.
273
00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:13,502
So, how was you night?
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He blew it.
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00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:21,051
Well, what a surprise.
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00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,904
Wait, you're saying that
like it's not a surprise.
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00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,138
Okay, then.
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00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,058
You know, son...
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There's a time and a place
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to pull down a lady's pants.
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00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,486
And a pickup game in our
driveway is not one of 'em.
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00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,905
Look, Dad, I know it was dumb.
283
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,949
But Donna said it was fine,
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00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,702
and... apparently
it wasn't fine.
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Sit down.
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00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,165
Eric,
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there's a pair of shoes
up in your mom's closet.
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And one day, I accidentally
stepped on one of them and scuffed it.
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00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,841
"Don't worry." your mom said.
"Everything's fine."
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00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,722
But every now and then, she
takes them out of the closet
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00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:08,364
and she puts them on
and she does this...
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00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,852
Oh...
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00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,512
And then takes them off and
puts them back in her closet.
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00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,363
Eric, this has been
going on for 14 years.
295
00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:27,493
So why doesn't she
just get new shoes?
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00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,873
Oh, Eric.
You are so young.
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00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,503
You see, women are...
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What's the word I'm looking
for here... crazy.
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00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:46,637
Oh, so, overall
you and Mom are okay,
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00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:48,514
so Donna and me,
we'll be okay? Right?
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00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,182
No.
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00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,143
I scuffed you mom's shoe.
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00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,603
I didn't pull her pants down
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00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,045
in front of God
and the foreign kid.
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00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:58,982
So, what are you saying?
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00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,317
I'm screwed with Donna?
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00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,695
Hey, if it makes you
feel any better,
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00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,322
I'm surprised
you lasted this long.
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♪ I feel like I'm
clinging to a cloud ♪
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I like popcorn.
Do you like popcorn?
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00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,010
Yes.
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00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,472
I like candy.
Do you like candy?
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00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,600
Yes.
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00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,561
I like soda. Would you
like to go steady with me?
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00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,479
Oh! Yes, Fez!
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00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:38,980
I think I might
have tricked you.
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00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,110
You do know we are
going steady, right?
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00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,151
Yes.
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00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,280
What a magical night.
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00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,199
Yes.
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00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,118
I dreamed of this
since the moment we met.
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00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,078
Me, too.
323
00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,293
You know, this is my
favorite movie of all time.
324
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,670
I've seen it, like, 16 times.
325
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,464
That woman keeps calling
Clint Eastwood
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00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,674
and asking him
to play Misty for her.
327
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,301
Isn't it romantic?
328
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,099
Romantic? But
she is following him
329
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,059
and bothering him
and threatening him.
330
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,812
Huh? Yeah.
That's what I mean.
331
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,438
If she can't have
him, nobody can.
332
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,861
Well, okay, then.
333
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:29,657
You're so cute. I love
being your girlfriend.
334
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,158
If you ever left me,
I'd kill you.
335
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,675
Oh...
Okay, then.
336
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,723
And what's up
with Eric's head anyway?
337
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,885
It's completely out of
proportion to that skinny body.
338
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,395
He looks like a blow-pop.
339
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,862
You know, I bet Michael's
340
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,947
going to want me
to feel sorry for him.
341
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:13,659
But I'm going to be
all, like, aw.
342
00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:16,704
Bite it, Casanova!
343
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,082
Hey, Jackie. Donna.
344
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,502
Hey, Michael. I
heard what happened.
345
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,212
Yeah. Me and Laurie are done.
346
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,047
Doesn't Eric look
like a blow-pop?
347
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,300
Uh, yeah.
I guess.
348
00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:37,558
Uh, listen. Uh, Jackie.
Can we go somewhere and talk?
349
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,895
No! Look, anything
you have to say to me,
350
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,136
you can say in front of Donna.
351
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,401
Well, okay, uh...
352
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,780
Listen. What happened with
me and Laurie got me thinking,
353
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:56,076
and what she did
was really a betrayal,
354
00:17:57,036 --> 00:17:59,038
and it hurt so much.
355
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,875
So you want me to
feel sorry for you?
356
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,626
No! Don't feel
sorry for me.
357
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,670
Wait, what?
358
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,338
No. I deserved this.
359
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,840
After what I did to you...
360
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,759
I don't know if you've
made the connection,
361
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,385
but there are a lot
of similarities
362
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,554
between what Laurie did to me
and what I did to you.
363
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,642
Except you and
I were really in love,
364
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,104
and you trusted me.
365
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:29,526
Jackie, I let you down,
and I'm sorry.
366
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,946
Wait, wait, wait. Are
you just saying this stuff
367
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,948
so I'll give you Valentine sex?
368
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,994
'Cause this is
a holy day, Michael,
369
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,516
and you should be
ashamed of yourself.
370
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,289
No.
371
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,667
I just said
what I wanted to say,
372
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:49,797
and I don't blame you if you
never want to speak to me again.
373
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,300
So good-bye.
374
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,143
Jackie, are you okay?
375
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,146
Sure. Great.
376
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:11,568
I'm just... Sitting here
alone on Valentine's Day.
377
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,321
Hey, I'm here.
378
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,697
Yeah, why are you here?
379
00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,076
You should be with
the one you love,
380
00:19:19,118 --> 00:19:22,162
and you love Eric
for some reason.
381
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,541
Shut up. There's
a lot of reasons.
382
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,210
He's not a blow-pop.
383
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,798
He's a sweetie pie.
384
00:19:35,009 --> 00:19:37,136
Then you should be with him.
385
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,262
Look, take it from someone
who has loved and lost.
386
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,684
Whatever he did
isn't worth being alone
387
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,144
on this holiest of days.
388
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,566
Jackie, are you actually thinking
about me instead of yourself?
389
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,612
Yeah. God! I've had
way too much sugar.
390
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,079
Look, Eric, we need to talk.
391
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,999
Before, I told you everything
was fine when it wasn't.
392
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,584
So I'm sorry for not
letting you know
393
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,628
what a colossally insensitive
bonehead you are.
394
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,423
Oh! Apology
accepted.
395
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:20,137
That's...
Very big of you.
396
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:25,684
No, I'm serious. So from
now on when you piss me off,
397
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,145
I will do you the courtesy
of blowing up in your face.
398
00:20:30,064 --> 00:20:32,191
Oh, Donna, that's all I ask.
399
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,818
And as for my part,
400
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,295
I've realized that
somewhere along the way
401
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:40,032
we crossed a line where
pulling down your pants in public
402
00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:41,575
is really no longer that funny.
403
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,993
And I suppose that point came
404
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:45,037
when you started letting me
405
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:46,454
pull them down in private.
406
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,665
Exactly.
407
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,833
So...
408
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:53,669
Are we good?
409
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,590
Yeah, no.
410
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,176
Are we good now?
411
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,594
Getting there.
412
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,536
Just... come on. Let
me put my pants on.
413
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,978
Nope.
414
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,064
But it's really cold.
415
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,900
And, you know, I'm freezing off
416
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,235
parts of my body here
417
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,076
that I know you've
expressed appreciation for.
418
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,450
Eric, for God sakes.
419
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,660
No one wants to see that.
420
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,331
Yeah. Now we're good.
421
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,651
Oh.
422
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,113
Something wrong, honey?
423
00:22:01,155 --> 00:22:03,323
No. Everything's fine.
424
00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:05,347
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