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Hey, guys, guess what I got.
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VD?
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No.
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A 100 bucks.
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So money to treat your VD?
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No. My grandmother
gave me this money.
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See, my mom told her that she
needed to bleach her whiskers.
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And I was like...
I go, "What whiskers?"
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Which is a total lie, because
she's got these honking whiskers.
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But then it made her so happy
she gave me a 100 bucks.
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No offense, Michael, but your
mum's not one to talk. I mean...
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Whoo!
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Hey! My mother is
a beautiful woman.
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Apologize.
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- Sorry.
- She's nice.
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- Sorry.
- Whisker face.
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All right, thank you!
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Now we gotta go
celebrate this 100 bucks.
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Let's all go out to dinner. Someplace
expensive. Someplace nice.
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Let's go to the Vineyard.
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My new ladylove,
Caroline, works there.
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Caroline from the concert?
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- Have you guys gone out again?
- No.
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- So, have you guys
hung out at school?
- No.
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- Talked on the phone?
- No.
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- Have you had any
contact with her at all?
- No.
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- So Caroline's your new lady?
- Yes.
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- That's great.
- Thank you.
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There she is.
Isn't she lovely?
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She reminds me of that song
Isn't She Lovely.
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Here she comes. Here she
comes. Watch me impress her.
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- Hi, Fez.
- Hello,
Caroline.
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- I just came over to say hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi! Bye.
- Bye.
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Did you see how I played her?
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Hey, Kelso, thanks for dinner.
It was great.
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- Yeah, it was delicious.
- Thanks so much.
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Hey, guys, no need to
thank me. I'm happy to do it.
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Okay. Everybody ready?
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Don't you have to pay first?
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- I'm not paying.
- What?
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What, did you think
I was paying?
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- Yes. Kelso,
we don't have any money.
- You don't need any.
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People, we are on
a "dine and dash" here.
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Yeah, 'cause the only thing
better than eating lobster
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is eating lobster
and hauling ass.
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Let's haul ass.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all, all right
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♪ We're all, all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Kelso, what the hell
are you thinking?
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You said you'd take care of it.
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And I took care of it by
planning the "dine and dash."
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- Kelso, we're not doing it.
- Why not?
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Guys, we're making
memories here.
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Kelso, it's wrong.
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Wrong? Or hilarious?
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Wrong, you dill-hole!
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Or hilariously wrong.
I like it.
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But then again, I'm from
the underbelly of society, so...
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Yes, excuse me.
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Would you please send your
finest imported beer to Caroline?
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And tell her that
when I said "Hi",
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what I meant was, "I'll
take you like a stallion."
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You got that? Like a stallion?
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Fez, stop ordering stuff.
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Okay, you need to
chill out, little girl.
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Didn't you hear Kelso?
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The Vineyard is having
a "dine and dash" promotion.
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Everything's free.
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It's not free, Fez.
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"Dine and dash" is when
you run out without paying.
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So it's stealing?
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This isn't going to help me
with Caroline, is it?
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Excuse me.
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Hey.
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That's from me,
you son of a bitch.
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Oh, good, honey, you're home.
Listen. The Pinciottis called.
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They wanted to have to
have card night tonight. So...
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No, Kitty, you just call them
back 'cause there's no way in hell
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that I'm gonna have card night
with the Pinciottis
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'cause it's just too much fun.
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Hello, Bob and Midge.
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- What the hell
are they doing here?
- I don't know.
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So, who else needs
a drink real bad?
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Tough day at
the salt mines, Red?
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Oh. When did you get
a job at the salt mines?
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Here, honey. Play with these.
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Yeah. Working Joe.
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I'll tell you. Since my
business went bankrupt,
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I got a lot of free time.
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I mainly use it to nap and cry.
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Well, Bob,
don't cry on the cards.
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It makes them hard to shuffle.
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Michael, I have never dined
and dashed,
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and I'm not about to start now.
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Uh...
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Well, remember when
we went to nice restaurants
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and I told you to wait
in the car while I paid?
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Did you ever wonder
why I was running to the car?
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Oh, my God. I'm a thief.
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I think technically
you're an accessory.
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Which should make you happy,
because you love accessories.
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- Earrings, bracelets,
bangles, bows...
- Shut up!
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So, did you enjoy your Pilsner?
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Did you get the message
about the stallion?
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Okay, look, okay? You can't send
beer to the hostess podium, okay?
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I almost got fired. So just
pretend you don't know me, okay?
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I don't think I do
know you, Caroline.
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Caroline has upset me.
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I can't wait to dine
and dash on her ass,
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her beautiful ass.
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- I'll go first.
- Hyde, we're not doing this.
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And especially not you,
'cause you're on probation.
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- So what?
- So what? You get caught,
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you go to jail, and I've
heard nothing good about jail.
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I haven't done one stinking
illegal thing since I got probation.
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So, what, you're mad
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because you haven't committed
any crime since your last crime?
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Yeah, so I'm going.
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Can I help you?
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What happened?
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This place is like Alcatraz,
man. There's no way out.
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So it was either a UFO,
or I rubbed my eyes too hard.
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Okay. Good story, Midge.
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So, Red, how's work?
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Well, yesterday I hired some
new guy down in Sporting Goods,
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- but I don't know...
- Whoa. You hired a new guy?
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That's funny.
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I remember when I was doing the hiring
at my store, and you were out of work.
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I hired you, neighbor.
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- Listen, Bob...
- No.
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- Midgie, we're going home.
- But I have gin.
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We're playing bridge!
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I can't do it. I've gone
soft, man. I'm like Forman.
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It sickens me.
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Hmm. So you can't do it.
I wonder why.
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Why, oh, why?
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- Oh. I know why.
- Yes, Donna?
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- Because it's wrong.
- That's right, Miss Pinciotti. It's wrong.
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Gee, what a surprise. Mom
and Dad don't want to do it.
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We are not Mom and Dad.
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And we're not leaving
without paying, young man.
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Fine. Fine. I'll pay
for the stupid dinner.
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Now, just give me your stupid
keys so I can get my money
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out of your stupid car.
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Stupid.
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I don't care if you're in
the freaking Olympics
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about to run
the freaking 100-yard dash.
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If someone sends you a beer,
you say thank you
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and drink the freaking beer.
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Um, Eric, did Kelso
leave his money at home?
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'Cause he just drove away
in the Vista Cruiser.
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What?
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No. No, he wouldn't ditch us.
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Are you sure? 'Cause as he
drove past, he was doing this.
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No. Donna, he's kidding.
He wouldn't ditch us.
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He ditched us!
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I'm sure he's right outside.
I'll go get him.
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- Fez, I don't know.
- Don't worry.
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I'll go and get the money and
come back. You can trust me.
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- He's not coming back!
- And we trusted him.
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Foreigners lie!
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna call my dad,
and he'll come pay for our dinner.
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Okay, but, Jackie,
if you don't come back...
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Eric, please. I'm not
immature like those idiots.
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She is immature
like those idiots!
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I can't believe I got stuck
here with the squares.
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We're not squares!
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Donna, settle down. You don't
want to upset your stomach.
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This is bad, man.
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If I'm not fighting against
the system, I am the system.
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Screw it. I'm going.
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Banzai!
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Okay, I can take the check now.
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Or whenever or now.
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Um...
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Two more bananas Foster, please.
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Eric, what are you doing?
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I'm stalling.
They'll come back.
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Joke's over, you know?
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Best thing about this joke,
it just keeps going and going.
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And not only did
we break the law,
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we screwed our friends
while breaking the law.
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How dumb was he
to give me the car keys?
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I mean, who here trusts me?
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- No way.
- Not me.
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Thank you.
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You know what?
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Stolen food does taste better.
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Dinner roll?
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Guys, I feel bad
about Eric and Donna.
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Maybe we should figure
out a way to help them.
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Sure, we could do that. Or...
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...we could ask ourselves,
"How can we make this worse?"
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♪ Happy anniversary,
happy anniversary
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♪ Happy anniversary,
Donna and Eric ♪
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With best wishes from
Hyde, Kelso, Fez and Jackie.
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Oh, this is just terrible.
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No, Kitty.
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Quincy's no Columbo,
but he's still pretty good.
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00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,973
Red, Bob was very upset
when he left here.
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Bob's always upset. He's
a little girl in big-boy pants.
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Well, why didn't
you offer him a job?
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I didn't want to insult him by
offering him some nothing job.
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Oh, Red,
you insult him every day.
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But that's different.
He thinks I'm kidding.
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Kitty, this is about
a man's dignity.
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Oh, sure,
it was awful, what happened.
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But let's just put it behind
us and watch Quincy.
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Hey!
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Oh, come on, Red. How bad
would it be working with Bob?
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It's a big store.
You'd hardly ever see him.
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Maybe you could...
You could hide from him.
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He'd find me.
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He always finds me.
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Well, you better
think of something
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because they are gonna live
next door to us for a long, long time.
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You don't know that.
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He's out of work.
He'll probably lose the house.
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Fine. I'll talk to Bob.
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But you gotta work
on your sense of humor, lady.
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Man, I can't believe those
guys screwed us like this.
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Well, at least we
still have each other.
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You know what?
You're right, Donna.
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I can't count on much in this crazy
world, but I can always count on you.
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That is so true.
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- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Okay.
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Hey!
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Why don't you
just sit your lying ass down?
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Eric, don't you trust me?
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Not as far as I can throw you,
and that ain't far.
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How can you say that?
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00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,154
Okay, so I noticed the fire
exit was next to the bathroom.
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It doesn't mean I'd use it.
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I just happened to notice it,
that's all. It's very convenient.
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00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:18,312
Donna, don't you
see what's happening?
245
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,982
- They've turned us
against each other.
- You're right.
246
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,025
I was gonna use the fire exit.
I was!
247
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,488
You know why they do this?
248
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,573
Because they know
we won't get them back.
249
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:32,200
We're responsible,
mature "Mom and Dad."
250
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,745
We just... We won't
stoop to their level.
251
00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:37,414
Well, damn it, let's stoop to
their level or an even lower level.
252
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,000
Yeah. Oh, I'm with you,
baby, yeah.
253
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:44,546
There's just one problem.
254
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,007
We can't do it from in here.
255
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,014
If I don't make it...
256
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,476
...tell Mama I'm sorry.
257
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,646
Don't talk like that.
258
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:01,688
You'll tell her yourself.
259
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:23,919
Hey, Bob.
260
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,755
So, taking out your trash, huh?
261
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,717
No, Red,
I'm bringing it back in.
262
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,724
Yeah, Bob. That's a good one.
263
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:42,688
Listen, I want to offer you
a job at Price Mart.
264
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:45,607
- Jeez, Red, Price Mart?
- What?
265
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,442
Yeah, I mean,
that may be fine for you,
266
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,778
but you're talking to a guy
who owned his own business.
267
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,072
And ran it into the ground.
268
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:57,077
Okay... Okay, I'm...
I'm sorry.
269
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,414
- Just take the job, Bob.
- No.
270
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:06,169
Okay, that's fine, Bob.
There is no job. Forget it.
271
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,631
Oh, so now you're
not offering me a job.
272
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,176
I just offered you the job, and
you said you didn't want the job!
273
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,102
Well, ask me again.
274
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,774
Oh, cripes.
275
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,112
You want a job at
Price Mart, Bob?
276
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:34,573
I'll think about it.
277
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200
Go to hell, Bob!
278
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,376
Okay, you guys, okay.
Good one last night.
279
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,354
You know, ditching us at
the restaurant and everything.
280
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,798
Yeah, we got you so bad.
281
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,300
You really did.
We laughed and laughed.
282
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,363
To show you guys
we're such good sports,
283
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,640
we made you a batch
of special brownies.
284
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:03,351
Special brownies. Like
the special kind of special?
285
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,104
The best kind of special.
286
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,378
Something's wrong,
I don't feel special.
287
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,448
Me neither.
288
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,700
Yeah, I don't think those were
special brownies, man.
289
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,745
Oh, no, no. They're special.
290
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:25,415
Say, Donna, do you have any more
of that special ingredient we used?
291
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,667
Well, I certainly do, Eric.
292
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,879
Chocolate super-lax.
293
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,887
- You didn't.
- We did.
294
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:42,141
We so did. Now, maybe you'll
think twice before screwing us.
295
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,476
Well, nice try, because
I don't feel any... Oh!
296
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:07,166
Oh, no. I am last.
297
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,963
- Hi, no!
- I know.
298
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:15,256
You're surprised to see
me, right? And upset?
299
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,258
- Yes, many things are upset.
- Okay, listen.
300
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,055
Okay, listen, Fez.
About last night...
301
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,182
- I know you were angry...
- Yeah.
302
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,408
- ...and you have
every right to be.
- No.
303
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,435
But you know what this was?
Our first fight.
304
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,272
And it made us a real couple,
if you can forgive me.
305
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,984
- Fine. Move away from the door.
- So we're okay?
306
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,528
- Good.
- No.
307
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,114
Now let's make up
like a real couple.
308
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,451
You bastards!
309
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,913
Wait, Fez! Wait up!
310
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,548
Okay, you guys.
311
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,675
That was a wicked burn.
312
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,598
I mean, it had all the elements.
313
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,267
You didn't see it coming,
parts of it really hurt.
314
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,194
- Well, Kelso,
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
- Oh, I did.
315
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,744
I got my eye on you two.
316
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,372
You're not gonna
burn me like that again.
317
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,044
- I love our friends.
- Me, too.
318
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,760
Hey, Red.
319
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,304
I've been thinking about your
offer, and I want you to know
320
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,680
I made a decision.
321
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,224
Oh, goody.
322
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,644
But I need you to ask me again.
323
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,858
Bob, would you, uh,
324
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,111
like a job at Price Mart?
325
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,321
Say it like you mean it.
326
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:05,742
Go to hell, Bob!
327
00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:07,766
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