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Donna, I'm so glad
you're my study partner.
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Because you make
learning fun. Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ok, well, no more
study breaks.
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We have to get
this report done.
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All right, fine.
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Ok.
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A report on the current state
of U.S.-Soviet relations.
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Ok, we need a title.
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How about...
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"The current state of
U.S.-Soviet relations"?
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Damn, you're smart.
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"...U.S.-Soviet relations."
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You know... Donna,
I lost my underwear.
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But...
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Whatever.
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Ok.
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Seriously, we need to
get some work done.
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Donna, I couldn't
agree with you more.
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Ok.
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Right now, with the push
of a button,
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the 2 superpowers
could condemn us
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to painful, fiery deaths.
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"...fiery deaths."
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Ok...
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Seriously,
we gotta do this thing.
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You're right.
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Eric,
no more study breaks.
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Uh, right.
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From now on,
all business.
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Ahem.
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The arms race began...
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With the massive build-up of
bombers by the Soviet union.
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Actually, the United States
started the arms build-up.
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No, they didn't. What
about the bomber gap?
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Bomber gap?
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That's so cute.
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"...bombers by the...
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United... states."
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What are you doing?
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Study break?
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Get bent.
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Ow!
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Oh, there's my underwear.
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Hangin' out
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down the street
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the same old thing
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we did last week
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not a thing to do
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but talk to you
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we're all all right
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we're all all right
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hello, Wisconsin!
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Ok, Donna, what's wrong?
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You can't just
ignore my ideas.
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Oh.
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Donna...
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You'll get
the same "a" I get.
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Relax, baby.
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Eric, I can't relax.
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'Cause you're wrong
and I'm right.
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Ok.
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Ok.
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I think we need to
clear our heads
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with a nice...
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Study break.
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Eric, knock it off.
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I'm not in the mood
for a stupid study break.
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What? Why?
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Because I disagree
with you?
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It has nothing to do
with that.
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Really, Donna?
Because up until now,
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we were going at it
like rabbits
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who had just
gotten out of prison.
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Well, that's over.
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Wait.
So what are you saying?
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You're gonna hold out
on me until I agree with you?
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Because that's not
gonna work, Donna.
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First of all, I'm not
holding out on you.
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And second of all,
if I did,
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it would so work.
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Ok, well,
you know what?
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I think that is
what you're doing.
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So try this dress on
for size...
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I'm cuttin' you off.
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Yeah!
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Is that supposed to be
a threat?
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Supposed to be.
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Yeah.
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Ok. If you want to
do this, we'll do this.
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But you're gonna cave,
and I'm gonna laugh.
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Yeah!
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I just saw a ufo!
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Oh, my god!
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What an unbelievable
coincidence!
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I was just telling Fez
about how dumb you are.
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Ok, no, so I'm out
in the field, right?
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And there it was.
It was in the air,
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and it had lights,
and it was like...
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That's a ufo, all right.
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Yeah. Hang on, Fez.
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Kelso, remember that time
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you thought you saw
the abominable snowman?
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Yeah.
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You remember
what it turned out to be?
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Just a regular snowman.
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Guys, come on, let's
go out to the field.
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It could come back.
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So you think I got
nothing better to do
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than stand in a field
freezing my 'nads off?
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Hey, who wants to help me
connect the dots?
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Sorry, 'nads.
Let's go.
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What is
all that noise?
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Oh, Bob's cutting down
a tree in his front yard.
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By himself?!
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Doesn't he know
that's incredibly dangerous?!
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Yeah. But you know
what they say about Bob.
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He's stupid.
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Oh, red.
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Is that any way
to talk about a friend?!
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A stupid friend!
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Bob: Timberrrr!
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Oh, nooooo!
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Oh, damn it.
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Did Bob kill me?
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Oh, but he just feels
super bad about it.
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Mm-hmm.
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So...
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Where is everyone?
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Boy, you can hardly tell
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where your head
was crushed.
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Ha ha ha!
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Where are all my friends?
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You don't really
have any friends, red.
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You know, it's an
unfortunate side effect
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of telling everybody
to... to...
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Stick it up their butts.
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Yeah.
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Gee, I guess you're right,
kitty.
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Maybe I should have been
nicer.
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Yeah.
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Oh, well,
hindsight's 20-20.
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Ha ha.
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You just lie back
and enjoy your coffin.
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Ooh. Satin.
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That's nice.
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Red! Red...
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I'm so sorry!
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It was an accident.
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Bob, I never thought
I'd say this...
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But I'm glad
you're my friend.
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Red?
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I never thought
I'd say this, but...
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You smell nice.
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Jackie, that's really annoying.
Would you knock it off, Hyde?
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Donna, is there something
you need to talk about?
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Oh, crap. Do you need
to talk about something?
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Donna and Eric:
Can you keep a secret?
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Not really.
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Yeah. Unless I can
burn you with it later.
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I'm holding out on Eric.
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I'm holding out
on Donna.
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Donna, that's great!
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Oh, forman,
that's hysterical.
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Hyde and Jackie:
So how long has it been?
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Donna and Eric:
3 of the longest days
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of my life.
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Donna and Eric:
Maybe I should just cave.
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Hyde and Jackie: No!
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Hey, if you cave,
she owns you.
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When he caves,
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you own him.
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Yeah, but
there's no way
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she wants it
as bad as I do.
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Can you blame her?
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I think I want it
more than Eric.
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Eew. Why?
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Forman...
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Sex is how women
control men.
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Donna...
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Sex is how we
control men.
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If they ever find out
we want it, too...
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We'll never get
jewelry again.
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Secretly, I believe they
like it as much as we do.
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Oh, you and your
crazy conspiracies.
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Hyde,
what are you doing?
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This means something.
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This is important.
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Well, this is a close
encounter of the potato kind.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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I'm sorry.
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How's it goin',
guys?
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Good to see you all.
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Kitty, I've been thinking,
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it might be fun
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to have our friends
over for a party.
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Whoo-hoo!
Party at red's!
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Are you feeling
ok, red?
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Oh, honey, honey,
don't touch him.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Ok, well, I just...
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I have never heard you
use the words
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fun, friends, and party
all in the same sentence.
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I have, Mrs. Forman.
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For instance...
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"Eric, I had fun
ruining the party
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for you and your friends."
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Yeah, that was fun.
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Well, I think a party
is a great idea, red.
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Great. Then it's settled.
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How ya doin' there,
sabu?
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He smells nice.
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Hello, Donna.
Hello, Eric.
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I have come
to work on our report.
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Excellent. May I take
your coat for you?
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Of course.
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Holy crap!
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She is so sexy!
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Be strong!
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Fight back.
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Use the look.
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Oh, no, not the look.
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It's so...
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Wait. I find this hot?
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What is wrong with me?
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Come on, pinciotti,
counterattack.
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Oops.
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Look away!
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Ohh, I can't look away.
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Must touch...
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No! Be strong!
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Well, Donna,
if you would...
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Refer to page 83.
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Oh, the ear!
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Damn him!
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Wait. Must win this
for womankind.
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Must crush Eric.
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Red alert.
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She is touching
your thigh.
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Oh, no.
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Plan backfiring.
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Thigh so warm.
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Inviting.
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Bony, but nice.
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Kitty: Donna.
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Your mother's
on the phone.
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Oh, thank god!
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So, Eric,
everything all right?
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Fine! Shut the door, please!
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Hey, dudes.
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Leo, what are you
doing here, man?
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Wow. That's a really
good question, man.
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Leo?
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I'm workin'
on it, man.
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00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,566
Chocodile?
274
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:04,666
What's that?
275
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:06,867
It's a twinkie wrapped
in chocolate, man.
276
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:07,967
No!
277
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,733
In the sky.
Those lights.
278
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,766
I think
that's a ufo.
279
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,266
It's just a plane.
280
00:14:16,366 --> 00:14:19,200
They're all just planes.
281
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,967
Yeah... well,
we'll see about that.
282
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,133
Ah! Heh heh.
283
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:27,166
Now I got
photographic evidence.
284
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:30,333
Of what,
that planes can fly?
285
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,833
I saw a ufo once.
286
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:35,066
Man, it was awesome.
287
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,766
It just hung
in the air.
288
00:14:37,866 --> 00:14:40,566
And then it sent me
a message.
289
00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:42,566
Big bright yellow
letters.
290
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:46,066
It told me I was going
to have a good year.
291
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:52,133
Did this by any chance
happen at a football game?
292
00:14:53,566 --> 00:14:55,266
Yeah, man.
293
00:14:56,866 --> 00:14:57,967
And the weird
thing was,
294
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:01,499
I was the only one
freakin' out about it.
295
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:05,866
Wait a second.
296
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,967
Good year?
297
00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:10,934
Ah, it was a terrible year, man.
298
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:13,566
Stupid aliens.
299
00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:15,866
Hey, red!
300
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:17,266
I was just telling
Tony here
301
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,400
how I almost
killed you with a tree.
302
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:20,632
Ooh.
303
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:21,532
Close call like that
304
00:15:21,632 --> 00:15:22,943
can really make you
think, huh, red?
305
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,333
You bet.
306
00:15:24,432 --> 00:15:26,333
You know, it's like
I was upset
307
00:15:26,432 --> 00:15:29,532
that you hadn't returned
my hedge clippers.
308
00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:32,400
Oh, shoot. I think I gave
those to my brother-in-law.
309
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,566
Ha ha ha ha ha.
310
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:36,499
You did, did you?
311
00:15:36,599 --> 00:15:38,333
Oh, well. That's ok.
312
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,242
I mean, it's not like
you stole them or anything.
313
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:43,200
You just took 'em
and never returned 'em.
314
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,666
Which is different.
315
00:15:44,766 --> 00:15:45,666
Somehow.
316
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:47,532
Ha ha ha ha ha.
317
00:15:47,632 --> 00:15:49,133
Ha!
318
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:52,233
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
319
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,333
Mom, could I
ask you a question?
320
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:55,799
In your relationship
with dad,
321
00:15:55,899 --> 00:15:58,000
have you ever...
Let an argument
322
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,632
cross into other parts
of your relationship?
323
00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:02,933
What do you mean?
324
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:05,100
You know, I mean...
325
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,532
Do you ever...
326
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,033
Not have sex with dad?
327
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:13,333
Sure! I'm not having sex
with him right now.
328
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,433
No, mom, I mean, like, in an
argument, to get your way?
329
00:16:18,532 --> 00:16:21,300
You can do that?
330
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,766
Yeah.
331
00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:24,266
I just wonder
if it's wrong.
332
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,499
Donna, you're saying,
333
00:16:26,599 --> 00:16:29,200
by my not having sex
with your father,
334
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,467
I can get him
to paint the bathroom?
335
00:16:32,566 --> 00:16:34,400
Yeah.
336
00:16:34,499 --> 00:16:36,467
But don't you think it
hurts the relationship?
337
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:40,333
Blah, blah, blah. I'm getting
my bathroom painted.
338
00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:49,866
And 2 of them
to turn the ladder.
339
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,566
Hoo ha ha ha ha!
340
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,333
Ha ha ha ha.
341
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:54,666
Yeah.
342
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,233
Yeah,
those Polish people,
343
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,500
they sure don't know
much about light bulbs.
344
00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:00,500
Exactly.
345
00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:03,532
2 of them turn the
ladder, you know...
346
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:10,999
So Sammy Davis Jr.,
the pope,
347
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,100
and this Polish guy
are on a plane, see,
348
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,799
and there's only
the one parachute...
349
00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:18,966
Hey, red.
350
00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,343
Seeing as how
you're dead and all,
351
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,266
can I have those shoes?
352
00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,266
Get away from him.
353
00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:27,833
Red, honey. Ha ha.
354
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:29,699
Your funeral's
a big hit.
355
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,100
You are
corpse of the year.
356
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,999
Just put the lid on,
kitty.
357
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,400
I need some
freakin' quiet.
358
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:45,899
Are you having fun?
359
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,032
No.
360
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,032
Turns out
I was mistaken.
361
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,266
Life is too short
362
00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:53,166
to spend it with
people who annoy you.
363
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:55,632
I... I just want to
spend it with people
364
00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,766
I really, really love.
365
00:17:57,866 --> 00:17:59,367
Like you.
366
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,699
And, uh...
367
00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:03,133
Well, mostly just you.
368
00:18:05,866 --> 00:18:06,866
Everybody...
369
00:18:06,933 --> 00:18:09,799
Thanks for being here.
370
00:18:09,899 --> 00:18:11,766
And I just want to say...
371
00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:13,666
When my time comes,
372
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:16,133
I want to be buried
facedown,
373
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:19,632
so that anyone
who doesn't like me...
374
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,632
Can kiss my ass.
375
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:34,400
Ha ha ha ha ha.
376
00:18:43,065 --> 00:18:45,367
Hey, kelso, man, I
brought you your film.
377
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,933
Ufo pictures
came out ok.
378
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:49,032
Hah!
379
00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:50,400
Proof!
380
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,533
These naked ones of you
are far more interesting, man.
381
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,200
What? Those were on
that roll?
382
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,500
You know, I don't see
a ufo,
383
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,500
but I can definitely
see uranus.
384
00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:14,699
It's a planet,
but it's also your butt.
385
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,866
You guys are so immature.
386
00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:19,400
Kelso, why are you squirting
water out of your mouth?
387
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,065
I was a fountain!
388
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,065
I totally got it, man. It's art.
389
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,699
Damn.
390
00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:31,032
Hey, you guys
want to see
391
00:19:31,132 --> 00:19:32,866
the other set
he brought?
392
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:33,966
Naked.
393
00:19:34,032 --> 00:19:35,233
Aww!
394
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,400
Donna... we've got to
get this thing done.
395
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,400
This report is due
in 6 hours.
396
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,799
Yeah, Eric, I've been
thinking about it.
397
00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:54,533
This whole cold war
standoff...
398
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:55,999
It's ridiculous.
399
00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:58,132
Neither side is getting
what it wants.
400
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:03,065
So what you're saying is...
401
00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:05,966
By hurting each other,
they're actually...
402
00:20:06,065 --> 00:20:07,467
Hurting themselves.
403
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:08,799
Yeah.
404
00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:10,766
It must be
incredibly frustrating
405
00:20:10,866 --> 00:20:12,733
for both sides.
406
00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:15,766
Both of them are just
building up
407
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:16,866
and building up.
408
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,866
The urge to launch
a first strike
409
00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:21,633
must be overwhelming.
410
00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,799
And painful.
411
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,899
Donna,
in a lot of ways
412
00:20:26,999 --> 00:20:30,099
what we're going through here
is just like the Cuban missile crisis.
413
00:20:30,199 --> 00:20:32,899
Except in our case
it's a...
414
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,567
Missile crisis.
415
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,032
Eric, you're right.
416
00:20:39,132 --> 00:20:40,300
It's time for detente.
417
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:45,099
Wait. What about
our disagreement?
418
00:20:45,199 --> 00:20:46,567
I don't care.
You win, ok?
419
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,333
What?
420
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
It just...
421
00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:54,667
I can't believe
you caved.
422
00:20:54,766 --> 00:20:56,165
Wait until I tell Hyde.
423
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,633
No. No.
Where are you going?
424
00:21:01,734 --> 00:21:02,866
Suddenly i'm...
425
00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:03,966
I'm not in the mood.
426
00:21:03,999 --> 00:21:05,433
You're lying!
427
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:10,165
Donna, we're past the
point of no return here.
428
00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:13,799
Eric, girls don't have
a point of no return.
429
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,433
So, see you tomorrow.
430
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:19,633
Donna?
431
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:21,700
Yes, Eric?
432
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:24,567
I cave.
433
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,567
Oh, thank god,
'cause I was just bluffing.
434
00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:31,591
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