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Well...
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Okay. Now that we're all in the van,
and you guys can't change your mind,
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I just want you to know
that we're not exactly
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on the way to my uncle's
fabulous cabin in the woods.
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It's really
more of an ice shack.
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Did you say "ice shack"?
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Hmm?
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Yeah. Oh, and the hot tub,
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it's really
more of a garbage can.
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But it's also
the bathroom, so...
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- Kelso, turn this van around.
- No, Donna, wait.
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- Is there beer?
- Tons.
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Hey, and we don't even need a
refrigerator 'cause it's so freaking cold.
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- Paradise.
- Yeah.
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Oh, and before
we pick up Jackie,
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I just want to make sure everybody
knows what this trip is about.
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The fabulous hot-tub toilet?
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No. Eric, tell her
about my master plan.
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Oh, yeah. See, Kelso, when you start a
sentence with the words "master plan,"
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I just kind of know it's gonna be
stupid, so I just naturally tune out.
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Okay, well, my master plan is...
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Eric! Pay attention!
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This is about
a romantic double date.
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It's you and Donna
and me and Jackie.
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Kelso, you do know you're not
actually dating Jackie, right?
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That's why
it's a secret double date.
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See, I told Jackie that
the whole gang was coming,
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but then I didn't invite Hyde,
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and especially not Fez,
'cause he's all over Jackie.
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Look, I'm not doing this.
Turn this van around.
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No. I need you guys.
See, if you're there...
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You guys are, like,
the perfect couple.
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And if you're there,
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then I can just copy all the sissy,
loser things that Eric does for you.
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I really do enjoy
your sissy, loser things.
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Yeah, like when I had first dibs
on that seat but I took the hump.
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So, it's a small price to pay
to keep my lady happy.
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Exactly!
I want to be that dork.
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- Kelso, why are you
speeding up?
- I gotta beat this light.
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- Why?
- I just... I gotta!
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Damn it!
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What are you doing?
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I've been chasing you
for six blocks.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
I didn't see you.
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Yeah, nice try. I know
all about your master plan.
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Now, drive,
you sneaky son of a bitch.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all, all right
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♪ We're all, all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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You brought me to an outhouse?
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Actually, Jackie,
that's the outhouse.
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No. No, it's an ice shack
for fishing.
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This is gonna be a blast.
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I mean, it is so beautiful
out here.
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Plus, I brought lotion.
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It's kind of cold.
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Oh, here, take my jacket.
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I love you.
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God, we are such
the perfect couple.
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I'm cold, too.
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Well, damn, Jackie.
I can't control the weather.
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Here, Jackie, take my coat.
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Oh, thanks, Fez!
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So, sweetie,
what do you want to do?
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Whatever you want to do, honey.
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- I want to go inside.
- That's what
I want to do, too.
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Oh, my God! Let's go.
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Hey, what the hell was that
jacket business, man?
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You're making me look bad.
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Look, Kelso, you are
my good, good friend,
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but I will stop at nothing
to win Jackie.
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And if you're in my way,
I will destroy you.
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- This is nice,
you coming home for lunch.
- Yeah.
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Good afternoon, sunshine.
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So, what have you
got planned for today?
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Same as every day.
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Lie on the couch, do my nails,
avoid talking to you.
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It's not going that well,
so far.
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Red, that girl does nothing but
party all night and sleep all day.
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She's gonna end up
like Aunt Martha.
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Remember the beer gut on her?
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She's not gonna end up
like Fat Martha.
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Poor woman got so large
she couldn't play Putt-Putt.
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Jeez, don't remind me.
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That par two was the longest
three hours of my life.
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Red, your daughter is drifting.
So what are you gonna do?
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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna start eating
my lunch in the office.
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Leo, man, glad you're here.
I've been really busy.
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Oh, yeah?
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I guess my "buy one, get one free"
flyer is really bringing in the business.
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That's 'cause you forgot
the "buy one" part.
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Oh, no. Well, good thing
we're closing early, man,
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'cause I need you to give me
a ride over to my cousin Larry's.
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- I don't have a car, man.
- You can drive mine, man.
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I can't drive since my license
got suspended.
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Why? What'd you do?
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Well, I dropped it
in some soda, you know.
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And it just hung there,
suspended.
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And then when I was looking
at it I ran a red light.
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Boy, ice fishing's fun.
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I like this place, out here in
the middle of a frozen lake.
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It's cozy.
Don't you think, Jackie?
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If by "cozy," you mean
"small and smelly," then, yes!
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Good one, Jackie.
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That's funny.
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Well, she needs a sense of humor
with an unfaithful ex-boyfriend,
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who brings her
to a dump like this.
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Ow.
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- Nice.
- Thank you.
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I mean, Eric would never
take Donna to a place like this.
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Fez, it wouldn't matter where we
were. Just being together makes it fun.
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But I would never bring you
to a place like this,
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because I know that you don't
like such small, smelly places.
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- You know me so well.
- Eskimo kiss.
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Too bad Kelso doesn't know
anything about Jackie.
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Whoa. That is not true.
I know everything about her.
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In fact, I'll bet I know more about
Jackie than Eric knows about Donna.
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Whoa, Kelso,
walk before you run, baby.
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You think you know me,
Michael? Then prove it.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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Let's play The Newlywed Game.
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Eric and Donna
versus Kelso and Jackie.
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And I will be the impartial
judge who gets Jackie in the end.
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- What?
- I mean,
good luck to everyone.
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Hey, Leo,
what's in the bag, man?
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How can I put this?
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Let's just say,
in this bag are illegal drugs.
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What? Come on, man.
You know I'm on probation!
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No, it's cool, man.
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All you have to do
is just not get pulled over.
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What did I just tell you, man?
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Gentlemen, our ladies
have already written down
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the answers to their questions.
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First up, Eric.
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Eric, what is Donna's
favorite pizza topping?
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Pepperoni.
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- Donna?
- Pepperoni!
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- We are such
the perfect couple.
- I know.
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- Now, Kelso...
- Mushrooms.
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No, no, no, no, no.
That is not your question.
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And minus two
for interrupting the host.
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- Minus two.
- Okay, sorry.
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It's okay. Minus two.
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Now, Kelso, last summer
you "accidentally"
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bounced Jackie off a trampoline.
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When she woke up in the
hospital, what were her first words?
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Oh! "Michael, you idiot."
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Michael, you remembered!
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Swell, he remembered.
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Okay, Eric, according to Donna,
what is Donna's last name?
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Pinciotti.
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Oh, my God!
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Yes!
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Correct!
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Now, Kelso...
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Jackie has distant relatives
in the Cook Islands.
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In the early 1900s, what species of
turtle did they save from extinction?
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Take your time.
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Ladderback.
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Michael, you're amazing!
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No, no, no! No hugging.
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I'm sorry, all right?
I forgot.
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That's right. And let's try
to remember that, little lady.
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Well, the score
is horribly close.
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- I'm very impressed, Michael.
- Yeah, well...
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I guess you just remember
things about those you care about.
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Oh, please. I'm gonna puke.
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Let's get this nightmare
over with.
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Okay, Donna,
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if you could change one thing
about yourself, what would it be?
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Um...
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Well, there's stuff I'd change. But I
know Eric, and he'd say "Nothing."
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No, but... Wait.
But that's not the question.
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Why? What'd you answer?
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It doesn't matter what I answered,
because you answered wrong.
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And I don't want to
play anymore.
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"Huge Wile E. Coyote feet"?
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What the hell does that mean?
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It means you have
enormous feet. Jackie?
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Whoa, whoa, Fez.
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Eric, you think
I have enormous feet?
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No. No, no, you think that.
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Last week, you said you hated
your "huge Wile E. Coyote feet."
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Eric, I only said that
so you'd say they're not big.
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And they're not big.
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I'm sorry.
But, dude, that's a lie.
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Oh, my God!
I don't believe this.
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No! Donna, no, you're looking
at this all wrong.
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Big feet make you,
like, really stable. You know?
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Really hard to knock over.
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Get bent.
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See? I have small feet.
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That's where... Donna? Are
you going somewhere, honey?
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Okay, this is it.
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For all the marbles.
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Jackie, what was your answer?
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Um...
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Well, if I had to change
one thing about me,
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it would have to be that
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I'm too cute and all other
girls are jealous.
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Kelso?
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Oh, my God, Michael!
That's amazing.
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Oh, my God, I almost... Oh,
my God. I gotta go talk to Donna.
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Who would know that you would
win a battle of wits?
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Yeah.
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Turns out that the key
to winning Jackie's heart
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was in the last place
I thought to look,
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my own brain.
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Donna, I think I'm actually feeling
something for Michael, you know?
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Donna, would you please stop
looking at your feet and listen to me?
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A boyfriend is supposed
to tell you
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the things you don't like
about yourself are fine.
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Like last week, I told Eric
his pecs were getting bigger.
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But I mean, come on.
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If you lie him on his back, you
could fill up his chest with water.
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Maybe I'm just lonely.
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Or I need a sign from,
like, God.
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Or I don't know.
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Maybe I just need someone
to tell me if I'm crazy.
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Jackie, you're crazy.
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Not you, Bigfoot.
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Hi, honey. How was...
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Oh, not over yet.
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No, it's not, Red.
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Go make Laurie do something
with her life.
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I mean it. Now!
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You know, when a guy
comes home from work,
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he just wants to sit down
and have a nice, quiet beer.
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Well, she drank your beer
because she doesn't have a future.
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Fine, Kitty. I'm going.
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Okay, honey. First of all,
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always save one beer for Daddy.
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- Okay.
- Second of all,
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we feel that you need to get
some direction in your life.
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And by "we," I mean your mother.
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See, honey,
I'm not really worried.
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'Cause I know you're gonna
find a nice guy and get married.
245
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,450
- Exactly.
- Right.
246
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Someone who can
take care of you.
247
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:54,538
Who's rich. Who's not Kelso.
248
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,042
And I think this is a plan that
might just work out for you.
249
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,253
Okay.
250
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:06,967
But, Daddy, I mean, if I wanted to
have a career of my own, I could, right?
251
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,929
Well, sure.
252
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:15,350
I just don't want you
to set yourself up for...
253
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,687
Like what happened
at the college.
254
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:25,319
If you set the bar too high,
the fall might be...
255
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:32,409
You see, you're just so pretty.
256
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,371
Here's $5.
257
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Good evening, gentlemen.
258
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,591
Is there a problem, ossifer?
259
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,390
Did you just say "ossifer"?
260
00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:01,146
No, sir, I'm sorry. I distinctly
heard him say "officer", sir.
261
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,440
Uh-huh.
262
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,401
I pulled you over because
your left brake light is out.
263
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,404
I'm gonna have to write you up
a warning.
264
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,948
Close one, man.
265
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:16,036
I thought for sure he was
gonna ask what's in the bag.
266
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,205
I'm still right here.
267
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,001
Uh-oh.
268
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,431
- Dog food?
- We were framed.
269
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:43,230
I mean, of course it's dog food.
270
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,067
What'd you think it was?
Illegal drugs?
271
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,196
All right, weirdos.
272
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,033
Drive safe.
273
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,164
Dog food?
274
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:08,047
Yeah. I mean... Oh, wait, man.
275
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:12,509
If the dog's food in this bag,
then where's...
276
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,095
Oh, wow. I gotta
check on my dog, man.
277
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,439
- Jackie, I...
- Don't speak, Michael.
278
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,858
I am very close to letting
myself experience
279
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,945
strong feelings
of not hating you.
280
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,739
- I just need a sign.
- I brought the lotion.
281
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,495
No. Okay, I want you to guess
a number between one and ten.
282
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,872
- Seven.
- Guess again.
283
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,540
- Three.
- Close enough. Let's go.
284
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:47,962
Jackie, if you go out
that door with him,
285
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,297
whatever we might have had
between us is over forever.
286
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,766
Look. The reason I haven't
done anything with my life
287
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:03,268
is because I didn't know
what I wanted to do.
288
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,687
Well, the post office
has a dental plan that's...
289
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:13,445
But, Daddy, you forced me to
sit down and think about it.
290
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:19,451
And now I have
found my passion. Hair!
291
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,332
The musical?
292
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,752
No, hair!
293
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,589
I'm going to beauty school.
294
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:35,258
This isn't something you do
through the mail, is it?
295
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,513
No. It's a real school.
296
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,389
Oh, well, yay!
297
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,768
Congratulations, sweetheart.
298
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,273
So, Kitty, what do you think?
299
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,316
Yeah.
300
00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:02,243
Well, looks like Jackie
and Kelso are back together.
301
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:06,748
I won and Fez lost.
I won and Fez lost.
302
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,588
- You guys, what happened?
- I don't know.
303
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,390
All of a sudden
the van just started shaking.
304
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,217
Uh... Guys?
305
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:33,316
Quick! Everyone give me your
belts. Together, we can pull it out.
306
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,238
Come on!
307
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,872
Michael, this is it. This is
the sign I was looking for.
308
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,665
God doesn't want us
to be together.
309
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:53,545
Who cares? I'm losing my van.
310
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,549
See? That was always
the problem with us, Michael.
311
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,259
It was always about you.
312
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,012
- Jackie, are you losing
your van?
- No.
313
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,471
Then shut up!
314
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,186
Wow, watching Kelso's van sink
315
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:12,606
makes the size of my feet
seem unimportant.
316
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:16,526
See, Donna, size doesn't matter.
317
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,863
- You don't have to tell me.
- That's... Yeah, right.
318
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,656
There's my sweet girl.
319
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,701
Fez, I'm cold.
320
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:29,289
Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a rat's ass.
321
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,387
Dr. Zhivago, I'm home!
322
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,306
I brought your food.
323
00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:48,330
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