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Happy Veterans Day.
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Now, where have you
hidden the chocolate eggs?
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Uh, they're everywhere,
Fez, start lookaying.
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So, Steven, isn't
Veterans Day romantic?
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Oh, yeah.
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Government pawns
and missing limbs...
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That's amore.
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I know. I know. It's a
day for people in love
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to have fun together.
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You know what? All
this talk about having fun
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makes me want to have fun.
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Hey, let's throw
stuff at other stuff.
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Man, that's perfect.
I've got stuff.
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I'm in.
Let's do it.
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So, Steven...
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Would you like to go to
Mr. Forman's barbecue with me?
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No.
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As a matter of fact,
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I don't wanna go
anywhere with you.
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No, that's okay.
You know what?
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We can stay in.
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No, Jackie. Look, I told
you again and again,
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I have no interest in you
and you don't have a chance.
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And yet you keep thinking
that I have interest in you
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and you have a chance.
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Wait. Did you just say
that you are interested in me
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and that I have a chance?
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Okay, you know what,
you forced me to do this.
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I'm gonna explain
my feelings to you
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through a highly disciplined
form of Japanese poetry,
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haiku.
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My heart aches with pain.
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When I see you, I vomit.
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Die away from me.
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Ouch.
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Sayonara.
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Donna, never have
17 syllables hurt me so much.
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Why would he want
to hurt me like that?
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Because you're
stalking him, Jackie.
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No. Really, Donna?
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Jackie, really.
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You are to Hyde
what Fez is to you.
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That's ridiculous.
Fez and I will never happen.
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Oh, God.
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Steven and I will never happen.
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Jackie, it's all right.
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You just gotta get
over this. Be strong.
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You're right, Donna.
You're right.
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I wish my daddy
could buy him for me.
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Yeah, I know.
I know.
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Does this smell like
chocolate to you?
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all, all right
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♪ We're all, all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey, look. I'm Paul
Stanley from KISS.
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Kelso, don't play
with the cheese.
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These damn kids, they don't
respect anything American.
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Oh, Red, this
isn't about the kids
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misusing dairy products.
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You're still upset
that Bob marched
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in the Veterans Day parade.
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Well, he was only
in the National Guard.
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It's called Veterans Day,
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not Pansy Ass National
Guard Wussy Pansy-Ass day.
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Oh, come on, Red,
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are any dirty commies
less dead because of him?
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No, I guess not.
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You're right, Kitty.
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You know, I'm gonna
put away this uniform,
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and then
we'll fire up that grill.
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Hey, Red.
Some parade, huh?
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Yeah, sure was, till the
National Guard got there.
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Look, I just came over to
invite you to my barbecue.
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Your barbecue?
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Bob, I have an annual barbecue
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every Veterans Day. It's my
day because I'm a veteran.
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Well, I'm a veteran, too.
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And I'm having a barbecue,
and you can't stop me.
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Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, I didn't know
you were in the Boy Scouts.
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Hey, everybody.
This is Chip.
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He's been after
me for a while now,
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so I just said,
"What the hell?"
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Chip, it's everybody.
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Hey, everybody.
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Jackie, I'll get you
something to drink.
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Whatever.
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So you're with
this Chip guy now?
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Yep.
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Huh.
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Why? Do you care?
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No, I mean, if you want
to date this guy, that's cool.
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It is?
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And then Steven said,
"That's cool."
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But not like, "Cool."
More like he's jealous.
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Jackie, or he just
thinks it's cool.
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Donna, it is so romantic.
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Just like West Side Story.
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Yeah, but without the
dancing and the Puerto Ricans.
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Wait. Is Fez Puerto Rican?
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You know what? I don't know.
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Huh.
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This will show Red. We're gonna
have the best barbecue ever.
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If there's one thing you
learn in the National Guard,
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it's how to cook.
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Oh, I'm gonna
defrost some chicken.
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Mum, the Formans have a
barbecue every Veterans Day.
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I mean, why are we having one?
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Honey, this isn't
about a barbecue,
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this is about your
father going bankrupt.
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Now help me with these chairs.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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We need the chairs
for people to sit on.
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No, Mom.
About Dad being bankrupt.
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Your dad's appliance store's
going out of business,
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'cause he can't
compete with Price Mart,
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so he decided to
throw a big barbecue.
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Okay,
I'm still not getting this.
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Oh. Your dad wants to be
big shot one last time
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before everybody discovers
what a failure he is.
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Oh, my God.
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And please don't tell anybody.
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He's very sensitive
about being a failure.
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Here you go.
Enjoy your burger.
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And thank you for
choosing the Formans
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for your Veterans
Day celebration needs.
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Kitty, why is
everybody over at Bob's?
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They've got chicken.
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Chicken?
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Well, isn't that a surprise?
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A National Guardsman
serving up chicken.
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Well, he's not gonna
get away with this.
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Eric, chop up some onions
and mix it in with the meat.
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Why can't we just put the
onions on top of the burger?
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Eric, do you want to win
this thing, or don't you?
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Okay, not-crazy Dad.
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Eric, can I talk to you?
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Uh, not really, Donna.
I got to bust hump.
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My dad wants to crush
your dad's barbecue.
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What? Why?
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Well, apparently,
my dad believes that
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if your dad's barbecue
is better than his,
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America will fall
to the Russkies.
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Did you ever stop to think that
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maybe my dad's barbecue
is really important to him?
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Uh...
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No, because it's
just a stupid barbecue.
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It's not stupid.
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I'm so sick of your dad.
He's such a jerk.
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Whoa. My dad's a jerk?
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Well, Donna, your dad's a jerk,
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and he's just copying my dad.
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And your dad didn't
even fight in the war.
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You're just
a National Guard kid.
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Yeah, I said it.
What? What?
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Oh, yeah? Well, you
and Red are going down.
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And you know what else?
I was wrong, Eric.
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Red's not a jerk. He's
an ass, and you're an ass,
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'cause the ass doesn't
fall far from the ass tree.
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"What'd I say?
What, what?"
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Man, I can't believe Jackie
chose that guy over me.
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Or me for that matter.
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Yeah, that's true 'cause
you're a good-looking guy.
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Back at you, Kelso.
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Your eyelashes,
they go for, like, miles.
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I've heard that.
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Yeah. I'm what's
known as, "Man-pretty."
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Bad news, Dad. The
Pinciottis have these.
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Red, white and blue napkins?
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That clever SOB.
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And I cheaped out and
went for the plain white.
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So, what,
now we surrender?
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Surrender?
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You know, if this
were an actual war,
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you'd be the first
in a body bag.
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Yes, sir. I'm gonna
go refill the ketchups.
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Schlitz.
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Hey, Jackie. Who's that hot
guy you brought with you?
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Back off!
I need him for right now,
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but you can have him
when I'm done, as usual.
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Wait a second, Jackie.
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Are you working
an angle here? Nice.
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No, there's no angle.
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I just want to see if I
can make Steven jealous.
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So you're gonna sleep
with him a couple of times
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and see what happens.
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Yeah, I've been down that road.
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No!
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Oh, you're such a child. Send
him to my room when you're done.
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So, you and Jackie, huh?
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Yeah, isn't she something?
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Sure.
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Sometimes, though, I kind
of hate it when she talks.
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I hear you.
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And she's always talking.
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But I figure it's worth
it if I can nail her.
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Huh.
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Yeah, you should probably
think about that, man.
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You know, I mean,
Jackie's kind of young.
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She only had, like,
one boyfriend, so...
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Hey, that's not a big surprise.
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You know, she's a bitch.
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Oh, no.
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Steven, what happened?
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What? Nothing.
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Just somebody... And
then the guy said, "Bitch,"
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and there's nothing.
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Oh, my God. He called
me a bitch and you hit him.
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And that's what happened,
isn't it?
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No.
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Liar. I am the bitch,
and you love me.
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Stop staring at me.
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Quit it. I'm not this guy.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Steven, I saw what
happened. Is your girlfriend okay?
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My girlfriend?
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Yeah, the bossy,
little, mean one
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you're always
hanging around with.
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Oh, uh, Jackie.
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She's not my girlfriend.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
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I don't like her. She's shallow
and rich and mean and bossy.
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She's everything that I hate.
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But, Steven,
you hate everything.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, it means that
maybe you like her,
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'cause I kind of think you do.
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No. How could I like her?
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Because I don't like her.
Because I can't like her.
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Mrs. Forman, if I
like her, shoot me.
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Pow.
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Jackie, get your car. We're
going on a freaking date.
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00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:40,279
Oh, my God. It's a
Veterans Day miracle.
258
00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:51,707
Red, white, and blue
cheeseburgers. Eric, you're a genius.
259
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,626
Voila.
260
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:59,340
Sparkler dogs.
God bless America.
261
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,759
Freshly squeezed.
262
00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:03,135
That's fresh.
263
00:14:04,804 --> 00:14:08,724
Ah. Beer in the bottle.
That's class.
264
00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,102
The keg is tapped.
265
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,438
Bend over and kiss
it good-bye, Bob.
266
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,231
Here comes the big one.
267
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:23,364
A keg? Oh, great.
268
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,990
Red's gone nuclear.
269
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,660
This barbecue is over.
270
00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,245
Dad, that's it?
271
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,206
You're just gonna give up?
272
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,750
We had sparkler dogs.
We could win this thing.
273
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,877
No. Donna, thanks,
but it's over.
274
00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:40,130
I just wanted one big blowout.
275
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,882
One last hurrah, you know?
276
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,594
Oh, why didn't I rent
the one-man band?
277
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,444
This is the best date ever.
278
00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:06,574
Jackie, we haven't
talked in 30 minutes.
279
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,078
That's okay. Steven, you
don't have to say anything.
280
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,581
I understand you.
281
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,166
Oh, you do, do you?
282
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,752
Sure.
283
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,795
Okay, so you're probably
sitting there thinking,
284
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:22,798
"I'm on this date with this girl
285
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,176
"who really, really likes me.
286
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:29,388
"And she's so
beautiful that..."
287
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,931
Jackie.
Hush.
288
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,143
And you're wondering,
289
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,314
"How can I open up to her
290
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,776
"when everyone I have ever
loved have abandoned me?
291
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,737
"Am I even
worthy of love?"
292
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,950
Well, you are, Steven.
293
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,243
You are.
294
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:00,978
It's okay, Steven.
It's okay.
295
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,212
You know what?
Let it out.
296
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,422
Let it all out.
297
00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:04,965
Okay.
It's okay.
298
00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:12,848
Let's go home.
299
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,057
Oh, come on.
I'm kidding.
300
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:17,018
No, this is, this is all right.
301
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,580
We can hang out here
for a while, okay?
302
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:20,856
God.
303
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:23,984
Here, have some of my pop.
304
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,152
Sure.
305
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,122
Okay.
306
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,295
Well, we've gone through
three batches of ambrosia salad.
307
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,088
Three batches!
308
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,676
Not since D-day has there been
such a complete and glorious victory.
309
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:51,553
Oh. Hi, Donna.
310
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:52,972
Well, I hope you're all happy,
311
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,015
'cause you ruined
my dad's barbecue.
312
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,768
All he wanted was
one more good day
313
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,311
before everybody found out
314
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,939
that his store was closing,
and he's going bankrupt.
315
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,565
Wait. What?
Yeah.
316
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:07,027
Bargain Bob's is closing
this week, so congratulations.
317
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,989
Oh, my God.
I feel so bad.
318
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,827
Well, you should.
You ruined his barbecue.
319
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,914
Why would you do that?
320
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,376
What? Me? You were...
321
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,838
Eric, for God's sakes, the
man is almost a veteran.
322
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,093
Okay, fine. You know
what? Fine. It's all my fault.
323
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,388
But, Dad, you... You got
to make everyone here
324
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,597
go next door.
325
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,308
Eric, you're right. We
have got to go over there.
326
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,394
They are our neighbors.
They are our best friends.
327
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,521
Yeah, I suppose.
328
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,736
All right, freeloaders. Let's
move it on over to Bob's.
329
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,070
Eric, grab that keg.
330
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,530
Okay, I'm on it.
331
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,382
Hey, what's everybody
doing here?
332
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,134
Congratulations, Bob, you
really out-barbecued me.
333
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,095
I got to say.
You're one hell of a guy.
334
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,182
Oh, Bob.
335
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,602
We just love you so much.
336
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,770
Midge, you told.
337
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,861
Look, Bob. I just
want you to know that
338
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,729
you've been a real good
neighbor and a real good friend.
339
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,077
And if you ever need it,
I'm here for you.
340
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,120
Thanks, Red.
341
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,792
Oh, but, I can't help
you if you cry, Bob.
342
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:47,962
Don't cry.
343
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,839
These are tears of joy, Red.
344
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,466
Yeah, that's bad, too, Bob.
345
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,429
Move!
346
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,681
Come on.
347
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:04,061
Hey.
348
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,145
Oh, hey.
What's up? Hi.
349
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,443
Look, I'm sorry.
350
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:14,154
Everyone came by, and
I know you did that, so...
351
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:16,615
Thanks.
352
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,700
No, Donna. I'm sorry.
353
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,662
Look, you know that I wouldn't
have acted like such a jerk
354
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,999
if I knew something so terrible
was happening to your dad.
355
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,042
No, I know, I know.
It's okay.
356
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,545
My folks didn't want me
to say anything so...
357
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,506
Yeah. No, I mean...
358
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:34,883
Yeah.
Yeah.
359
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,179
Are you okay?
360
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,557
Yeah, and no.
361
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,185
I don't know.
362
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,784
So,
363
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,537
our first date's almost over.
364
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:05,789
Yeah.
365
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:07,958
What'd you think?
366
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,213
It was no worse than bowling.
367
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:16,967
I don't hate bowling.
368
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,487
Huh.
369
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:41,950
Okay. I didn't
feel anything.
370
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,121
Nothing?
371
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,563
No, I mean, the
kiss was hot, but...
372
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,586
Well, did you feel something?
373
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:54,963
Uh...
374
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:57,758
No.
375
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,135
Well...
376
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,554
No.
377
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:11,438
So I guess that's it, then.
378
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,356
Turns out you were
right about us all along.
379
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,357
Yeah.
380
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,988
So what happens now?
381
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,285
I'm not opposed to doing it.
382
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,288
Take me home, you pig.
383
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,291
Yes, dear.
384
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:40,300
Fez?
Hmm.
385
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,303
I don't feel so good.
386
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,306
Me neither.
387
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,433
You see a horse?
388
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,352
Yes, I do.
389
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,479
Is it pink?
390
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,648
Uh-huh.
391
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:03,657
This was the best barbecue ever.
392
00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:05,681
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