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[Music]
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You know, Donna,
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I'm not surprised
you're in my bed.
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I knew you couldn't
resist me any longer.
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No, I couldn't.
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I want you.
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I need you.
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Well, I never turn down
a woman in need.
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You know, being here,
in your bed,
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on your...
Spiderman sheets,
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makes me feel
so ready,
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so willing.
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Then call me able.
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Wait, wait.
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A little mood music.
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[Love song plays]
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Damn.
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What's wrong?
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Aah!
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I mean...
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[Suavely]
Hey, baby.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I can't believe
you're in my bed.
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I can't believe you
came through my window.
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I know. Well, I was
just sitting at home
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thinking about you,
and I thought,
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why don't I crawl up
the side of his house
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and say hello.
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So...hello.
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Hello.
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Did anyone see you?
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Uh, just Hyde.
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Excuse me.
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I heard a noise downstairs,
and it scared me.
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Man, you're ruining
what could be
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the most important
night of my life here.
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Well, duh.
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This is so...
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I can't believe this.
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You've never been
in my bed before.
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I know.
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I'm in your bed.
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You're in my bed.
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You're in my bed.
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You're in my bed.
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[Music]
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Okay, um, because
the bed squeaks.
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Because the walls
are thin.
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Because red has
the ears of a wolf.
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Reasons my parents might
hear us if we do it.
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Right!
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Gee, mom, it was hot,
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so we took off
our clothes...
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And then we got cold,
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so we got
under the covers,
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and things just started
bouncing around."
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Things I might say if my
folks catch us doing it.
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Yes! Okay, okay.
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Uh, Fonda, Ford,
the eighth...
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Famous Henrys.
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Yes! Okay, uh...
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Because there's
a girl in your bed.
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Because there's
a girl in your bed.
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Because there's a girl
in your bed, damnit!
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Reasons to go for it!
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Yes!
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[Audience cheers]
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So, I, uh...
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So she's gonna be
out the whole week?
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Well, you don't drink
and go ice fishing.
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That is just
common sense.
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No, no, no.
It's fine.
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I'll be happy
to pick up her shifts.
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Okay. Uh-huh. Bye.
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Oh, jeez, kitty, you work
so hard as it is.
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I don't want you working
double shifts.
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Well, red,
we need the money.
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It's not every week
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that charlene's gonna get
septicemia from a rusty hook.
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We have gotta take
advantage of that.
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Well, I don't like it.
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Oh, you know...
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If I'm gonna
be working nights,
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I'd better put some meals
together for you and the boys.
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Oh, come on, kitty.
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I'm not helpless.
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I think I can get
these guys some dinner.
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Okay. Yeah. Um...
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I'm sure
you'll be great.
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Fire extinguisher's
in the garage.
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So money's a little
tight, huh?
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No, no, Steven.
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Everything's fine.
We're great.
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Good morning.
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And I am not
just saying that.
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Your mother's working
double shifts,
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so I'll be cooking.
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You know the fire
extinguisher's
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in the garage, right?
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Yeah. I know.
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I'm gonna have cereal.
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Oh, you'll be having
a lot of cereal.
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So, where's Donna, man?
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Donna?
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Donna? Oh,
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you mean that girl who
spent last night in my bed?
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Yeah. Yeah,
that's the one.
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She went home
this morning.
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So? Heh?
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Heh?
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So?
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So let's just say she went
home a very happy woman.
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[Chortling]
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All right, man,
you finally did it.
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Yeah.
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You know, it...
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Can mean
a lot of things.
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No. It means one thing.
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And you either did it
or you didn't.
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Okay, then we didn't,
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but we did...
Plenty of good stuff.
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New stuff.
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Plenty of good,
new stuff.
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God, man, you're
bumming me out.
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Can you at least
just lie to me?
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Uh, okay. We did it.
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Liar.
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So, do you like
photos, man?
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Yeah, man. Sure.
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Okay. You got the job, man.
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Just like that?
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You don't have to
interview anybody else?
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Nobody else showed up, man.
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So, what do I do
here, anyway?
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Well, I don't expect
a lot, man.
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Pretty much, if the hut
doesn't burn down,
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it's been a good day.
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And even if it burnt down,
man, it's cool,
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'cause I got 3 or 4 more
of these little huts somewhere.
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Hey, listen, if you see
one of these huts,
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would you give me
a call, man?
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Or even better,
I could take a picture.
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Whoa.
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A picture of a photo hut.
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Hey, that'd be like art
or something, huh?
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Hey, listen, man,
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I hope you don't mind
if I pay you in cash.
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I don't like big brother
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getting into my business,
you dig?
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Man, keeping the
government out of it,
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I'm so with you.
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No. My big brother, man.
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He's always hitting me up
for money.
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Oh. 'Cause you're
the responsible one?
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Yeah. It's my curse, man.
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Hey, listen...
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I gotta go, uh...
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Do a thing at, uh...
A place.
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Yeah, man.
I hear that.
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So you want me to lock
up when I'd done?
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Lock up.
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Wow. That's a great
idea, man.
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Hey, you're one of those
idea men, aren't you, man?
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Yeah. Maybe someday you'll
be working for me, huh?
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Really?
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Aw, that'd be cool, man.
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Hey, but can I have
Saturday night off?
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Cool.
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So, you know what?
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What?
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Oh, I can't tell you.
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Oh, my god. Now you
have to tell me.
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Even if it's not about me,
I want to hear it.
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I was really bad
last night.
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Did you shoplift?
I knew it.
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No.
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I slept with Eric
last night.
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, my god!
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Was it great?
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Yeah. I was asleep.
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Euw!
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No, Jackie,
we were both asleep.
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So nothing happened?
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Well, you know,
some things happened.
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But we mostly slept.
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You mean you were
in his bed
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and he didn't whine and beg
for, like 2 hours
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until you're so sick
of hearing his stupid voice
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that you just gave in
so he would shut up?
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No.
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I love him. He just,
like, held me all night.
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Oh, my god.
That's so sweet.
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Michael's just after me
all the time.
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I understand 'cause i'm
sexy and all, but still.
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Like, okay,
he always, says,
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why cuddle when
we can do it?
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Well, was he always
like that?
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No. No, I guess things kinda
changed after we did it.
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But in a good way.
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I love it
when Eric holds me.
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Yeah. I love it when
Michael buys me stuff.
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Well, guys, I'm a little
ashamed to admit this,
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but I got a job.
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Yeah. I'm thinking
about getting a job
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at a chip factory.
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I gotta know
how they do this.
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Yeah. Red won't
let me get a job.
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He says if I don't study hard
and get into college,
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once I turn 18,
he's gonna kill me.
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I think he's serious, man.
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Hyde, did you ever
stop to think
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how you working
would make me go
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to the mall alone today?
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No, you didn't, did you?
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No. Sorry.
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Hey, guys, check
this out, man.
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Forman had Donna
in his bed last night,
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and he didn't even do it.
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What's up?
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Yeah. You're
a bonehead, man.
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I'm not a bonehead.
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We did other stuff,
and we cuddled.
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It was great.
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Sometimes when I'm alone,
I just love to cuddle.
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Forman, look, she climbed up
the trellis of your house,
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through your window,
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to get into bed with you,
and cuddle?
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Sorry, man. I never read
that letter in penthouse.
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Those stories are
true, you know.
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Why would you just
cuddle with her
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when you could do it?
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Forman, doing it is it.
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That's why
they call it "it."
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It!
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Guys, it was
just one night.
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There are gonna be
lots of other nights.
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Eric, opportunity
does not knock
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and then ring the doorbell
and then knock again,
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and then leave a note that
says, sorry I missed you,
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and then call you
on the phone--
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Fez, we get it.
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I mean, we get it.
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What my foreign friend here
is trying to say, forman,
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is that you blew it, man.
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And you blew it, man.
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I'm losing my Patience
with you, man.
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You gotta get with her.
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There's nothing
more beautiful
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than when 2 people fit
together perfectly like...
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Well, like
2 of these potato--
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how do they do this?
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Hey.
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Yeah.
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You wanna eat this?
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No.
264
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,974
Well, it's in there if you
change your mind.
265
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,522
I loved being here with you
the other night.
266
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,650
Great. 'Cause I love
that you came over.
267
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,193
It didn't, like,
bother you
268
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,196
that I was sleeping with you
in your little single bed?
269
00:13:43,363 --> 00:13:44,781
No, it bothered me,
270
00:13:44,948 --> 00:13:47,409
but in a really
good way.
271
00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:49,828
Good.
272
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,665
Good. Um, so...
273
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,501
You wanna
come over tonight?
274
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,420
Yeah, cool.
I'd love to.
275
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,213
Great.
276
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,592
'Cause i'm, like,
wide open here.
277
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,136
Cool. So I'll
see you tonight?
278
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,472
Okay.
279
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,786
Jeez. You didn't eat
that fish, did you?
280
00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:33,372
'Cause I was
just kidding.
281
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:35,457
No.
282
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,834
All right, then.
283
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:41,630
Stop acting weird.
284
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,676
[Music]
285
00:14:50,889 --> 00:15:21,253
[Music]
286
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,129
Hello, Mr. Forman.
287
00:15:22,295 --> 00:15:24,881
How are you
doing today?
288
00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:34,433
Damn!
289
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:38,311
That pot's no good.
290
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:42,607
That pot would not
have boiled over
291
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:45,861
had you put some
salad oil in the water.
292
00:15:48,071 --> 00:15:51,074
So you know how
to boil water.
293
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,744
Don't you have someplace
you need to be?
294
00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:56,246
Not really. If I go
home too early,
295
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,916
my host parents
make me read scripture.
296
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,503
Well, why don't
you, uh...
297
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,838
Go sit
in the basement?
298
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,507
All right.
299
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:15,599
Well, what'dya know?
300
00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:19,811
Haji had it right.
301
00:16:28,111 --> 00:16:30,572
Hey, man.
302
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,826
So this is where
you work, huh?
303
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,162
Yeah, that's
what they say.
304
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,915
Hey, won't you get in trouble
if the boss shows up?
305
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,542
Oh, no.
Is the boss here?
306
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,129
Hey, wait.
I'm the boss.
307
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:54,596
You know, maybe
third time's the charm.
308
00:16:55,388 --> 00:17:00,477
Maybe this time it'll be
really, really super.
309
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,939
Ta-da!
310
00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:06,399
Oh, my gosh, red.
311
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:08,735
Fried chicken
and mashed potatoes.
312
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,737
Coleslaw.
313
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:15,575
Oh, and a little
half an ear of corn.
314
00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:18,703
Oh. I forgot
the biscuits.
315
00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:27,879
Nice, huh?
316
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:31,132
Oh, it's really nice.
317
00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:34,678
Where'd you hide
the bucket, red?
318
00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:38,974
Here.
319
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:41,685
Have a wetnap.
320
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,357
All right.
The colonel.
321
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,694
Oh, uh, there you go.
322
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,154
Well, now what is this?
323
00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:55,490
Look, I got a job,
all right?
324
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,534
And I don't wanna hear
anything about "we're fine."
325
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,119
Because I know money's
tight around here
326
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,745
and you won't let
forman work,
327
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,373
so just take the money
and drop it.
328
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,963
Oh, he's a keeper.
329
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,842
I'm gonna
take that money
330
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,719
and open him
a savings account.
331
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:18,221
Well, that's nice, red.
332
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,889
Or blow it all on booze.
333
00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:23,101
I still haven't
made up my mind.
334
00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:30,734
Ah, it's
my good friend Eric.
335
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,193
So, what will it be?
336
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,653
Gilligan's island?
337
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:34,946
Pinball? Stratego?
338
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,490
You decide.
339
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:38,867
Well, actually, Fez,
340
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,201
Donna's coming
over tonight.
341
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:43,538
So I'm just here to get
my Barry white album.
342
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,750
Otherwise, I would
just love--
343
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:50,086
blah blah blah.
Just go.
344
00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:02,807
[Music]
345
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:06,728
Baby. I am ready for love.
346
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:14,194
Why, hello.
347
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,988
I've been
expecting you.
348
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,829
Yawn. So, okay. Ready
for bed? Sure.
349
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,960
What,
no spiderman sheets?
350
00:19:31,127 --> 00:19:34,547
Well, I just use those
on wash day.
351
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,357
Eric.
352
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,442
Can we, like, slow down
for a second?
353
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:57,529
Sure.
354
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,074
Well...remember
the other night,
355
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,244
we just, like,
cuddled all night?
356
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,663
I really liked that.
357
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:10,041
Right. Yeah.
358
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:14,504
But I was thinking...
359
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,882
Why cuddle when we
could do it?
360
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,095
Okay. You've been talking
361
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,346
to those idiots
in the basement again.
362
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,140
No.
363
00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:28,643
Yes.
364
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,063
Look, Eric, I know
it's a long drive,
365
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,107
and...and we're
gonna get there.
366
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,692
We're gonna
get there.
367
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,068
But, I don't know,
368
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:40,405
I wanna see some
trees along the way.
369
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:56,671
Okay.
370
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,381
But I'll be driving?
371
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,342
You'll be driving, yes.
372
00:21:01,509 --> 00:21:03,386
You swear to god?
373
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,805
I do.
I swear to god.
374
00:21:05,972 --> 00:21:07,223
Okay.
375
00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:09,309
Okay, good.
376
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:12,479
Because I do love you.
377
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,065
But I'm not gonna
take my pants off.
378
00:21:16,649 --> 00:21:17,984
Okay.
379
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,152
Okay.
380
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,779
Would you be more comfortable
if I put mine back on?
381
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,238
Mm...might sleep better.
382
00:21:22,405 --> 00:21:25,116
Will do.
383
00:21:38,087 --> 00:21:43,259
[Music]
384
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,430
Hey, what are you
doin', man?
385
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,141
You turn that thing off
and get ready for work!
386
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:52,435
I'm not working today, man.
387
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,771
I got an earache.
388
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,315
Earache, my eye! How'd
you like a butt ache?
389
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,775
Now get your little
Fanny perpendicular
390
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,109
and open the hut!
391
00:22:00,276 --> 00:22:03,279
You got it?
392
00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:06,074
What a hard-ass, man.
393
00:22:06,098 --> 00:22:11,098
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