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oh, my god.
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Did you hear that?
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It sounds
like a bloody hook
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scraping against
the back door.
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What's--
what's wrong?
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You're like a million
miles away.
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I don't--i don't...
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I don't know. It's just that
my parents are fighting
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like, all the time.
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It just makes me so mad.
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Like I want to kick
their asses, but I can't.
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But I want
to do something.
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Okay.
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Take me, Donna.
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What?
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Go ahead. Take me.
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Punish your parents
by using me for sex.
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Do your business and be
done with it. Go ahead.
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Don't be shy.
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I can take it.
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But...god,
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do be gentle.
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You didn't actually think
that was gonna work, did you?
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No, but I'm a virgin, and
it's driving me crazy.
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But that's not
your fault--
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no, wait. Yes, it is.
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How do you do that?
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Do what?
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You always make me
feel better.
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Uh...
Well, thank you.
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I love you, Eric.
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I love cake.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪we're all all right♪
♪we're all all right♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Morning, Bob.
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Morning, red.
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Probably wondering why
I'm in your car, huh?
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No.
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Just get out
and have a nice day.
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Midgie and I
got into a fight, red,
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and I walked out.
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Guess that'll
teach her, right?
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Well, you're the one
sleeping in the car, Bob.
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Right. Well, that's 'cause
when I stormed out,
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I sort of forgot
some stuff.
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You know, keys,
wallet, blow dryer.
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All I need now
is a place to stay.
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Maybe with some friends.
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Well, uh...
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We don't, uh, have
a blow dryer, Bob.
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Oh. Laurie's
got a blow dryer.
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I know 'cause she's got
that Farrah fawcett hairdo.
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That's not natural.
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You--you know, I wouldn't
even need my own room.
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Just a little corner
to sleep in.
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Bob, I real--
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I mean, we jus--
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aw, cripes.
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Okay.
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Oh, thanks, red.
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You're my best friend.
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No, I'm not.
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Do you think when
girls have sleepovers,
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sometimes they-- they
play games and giggle,
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and then, every
once in a while,
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they start to make
out all together
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in a big naked heap?
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I sure hope so.
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Me, too.
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A-he-he-he-hem!
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May I have
your attention, please?
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I would like
to introduce to you all
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the new Michael kelso!
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Yeah.
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So, huh,
what do you think?
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Yeah. Jackie says it makes
me look like Marlon Brando
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in the wild ones.
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Yeah. I'm so Brando.
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Yeah, if Brando
had a buddy named potsie.
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What are you
even saying?
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I think you know
what I'm saying.
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Aaaaaay!
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Jackie, did you dress
me up like the fonz?
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No, Michael, I did not
dress you up like the fonz.
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Although, I mean,
I like the fonz.
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I think, he's you know,
kind of-- Fez!
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Fonz?
Yes or no?
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Well, you know me,
kelso.
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I just want you
to be happy.
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Thank you, Fez.
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Now, if I could just have
a moment of your time.
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Kelso: Sure.
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Good, yes.
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Okay, a gang of toughs has
taken over Arnold's.
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Help us, fonzie.
You're our only hope!
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I can't believe
you guys.
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Here I am
as Brando as can be,
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and you guys can't
even see that.
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Well, you can both
just...
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Sit on it?
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Aaaay!
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Aaaay!
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Michael!
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Why is Bob
in my bathtub?
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You told me
you sent him home.
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That's what you said:
"He went home."
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He did go home...
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And then midge kicked him out.
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But he went home.
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Well, now he's back.
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Red, he's in my bathtub.
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I can't have him
in my bathtub.
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His afro gel
is gonna leave a ring.
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This isn't easy on me,
either, kitty.
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He tried to talk to me
about his feelings.
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He almost started to cry.
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I really wanted
to punch him!
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Bob can't stay here,
red.
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I know that makes me
a bad person.
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I don't care. I'm bad, so let's
just get him out of here!
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Well, then go talk to midge
and fix it up.
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Ah ha ha ha.
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No. You let
the stray in.
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You find him a home.
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It's not that simple,
kitty.
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Do you want me to go to
my unhappy place, red?
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I'll talk to midge
first thing in the morning.
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Thank you, red. You're
a wonderful husband.
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Now, when you're
done with the paper,
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you get upstairs
and scrub my tub.
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Okay. You're done!
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I won't do it.
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Well, I won't, either.
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Well, I don't know
what the hell we're gonna do.
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Kelso, it was brave of you
to come back.
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We gave you quite a ribbing.
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Yeah...
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'Cept for this time,
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I brought
a hot, fresh pizza.
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But it's only for my friends
who don't make fun of me.
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Mmm! Pizza!
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Kelso, man,
I got a thousand insults,
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and no pizza's gonna make--
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is that sausage?
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You brilliant bastard!
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Guys, let me ask you
something.
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Donna told me she loves me,
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and then I told her
I love cake.
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That's not bad, is it?
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I'm still cool, right?
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Okay. I don't know
what happened.
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I just panicked,
and it popped out.
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I mean, I don't remember
wanting to ever
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talk about cake.
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I wasn't really that hungry.
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Cake is good,
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but you cannot have sex
with cake.
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Of course, you cannot have
sex with Donna, either, so...
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Yeah, man.
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You should've just lied and
told her that you loved her.
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"I love you, baby."
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See? And I don't love you.
Isn't that great?
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He does love her, you dope.
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Right?
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Okay. Well, if I admit it, are
you guys gonna make fun of me?
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Oh, Eddie.
Love is not a joke.
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This is a joke:
Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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You know, if you really do
love her,
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there's only one thing
to do, man.
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You gotta dump her
and live free! Ha ha ha!
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Don't listen to him, man.
He's stupid.
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Here's what you gotta do.
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She said it,
so now you gotta say it.
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Then she'll say it back,
and everything will be okay.
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Oh, and get her pizza
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'cause right now
I kinda love kelso.
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Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
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I'll just say it, and
I'll be back on top again.
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All right.
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So now, uh...
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Where was I when fonzie here
moved to town?
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Aay!
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Give that backamundo!
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Eric...
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Eric, are you okay?
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Wh-what?
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Yeah.
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You look like you have
a stomach ache or something.
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No.
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There's nothing wrong
with my stomach.
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It's just that...
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I...love you.
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Man. Ha ha!
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And then he punched me in
the arm and said, "man!"
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Oh, my god.
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What a horrible disaster.
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Well, go on!
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I guess I, like, totally
screwed things up.
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'Cause ever since
I said "I love you,"
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he's been acting so weird.
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Okay, wait a second.
I'm a little confused.
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Why did you say
"I love you"?
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Because I...Love him?
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Ohh! Donna, that's got
nothing to do with it!
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You are way too young
to be saying "I love you."
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Shut up, Jackie. You say
it to kelso all the time,
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and you're, like,
younger than me.
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Not in love years.
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All right, look, Eric doesn't
know how to handle
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that kind of thing.
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You probably just
scared him off.
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All you can do right now is
play it cool for a while,
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turn down the emotional heat,
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and, Donna, god
willing, he'll forget
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you threw yourself at him.
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I know it sounds
impossible,
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but what you just said
actually makes sense.
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Look, the sooner you realize
I'm a genius,
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the better off
we'll both be.
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Oh. Hi, red.
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Sorry I can't open
the door,
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but I don't want Bob sneaking
back in the house again.
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Oh. That's okay.
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I just came by to see
how you're doing.
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Oh, I'm working through
some things.
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Gotten past denial and i'm
well on my way to acceptance--
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yeah, yeah. Couldn't agree with
you more. Anyway...
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Take Bob back.
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00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:06,516
Red, I can't do that
right now.
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Midge, I've talked to Bob,
and he's really sorry.
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Now, be a sport
and take him back.
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I can't.
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Take him back, midge!
No!
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Take him!
No!
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This isn't over, pinciotti!
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Hey, Donna, check it out.
262
00:12:27,871 --> 00:12:28,956
Hey, kelso!
263
00:12:29,122 --> 00:12:32,459
Fudgsicle!
264
00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:35,629
Where'd it go?
265
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,507
Perhaps it went
under the couch.
266
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,759
Jackie, let's get out of here.
This is kinda lame.
267
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,261
Yeah, sure.
268
00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:43,929
Eric: Wait! Donna...
269
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,598
So will I see you later?
270
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,477
No. You're never gonna
see me again.
271
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,314
Ha.
272
00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:58,277
She's a little pistol,
huh?
273
00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:00,862
What did you do?
274
00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:02,406
Nothing!
I did what you said.
275
00:13:02,572 --> 00:13:04,241
I told her I loved her.
276
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,285
You're lying.
277
00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:07,536
No, it's true,
278
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,454
except...
279
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,623
Except...
280
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,459
And I might've,
you know...
281
00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:18,922
Popped her one on the shoulder
and called her "man."
282
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,966
You idiot.
283
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,509
Hey, this isn't my fault.
284
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:23,552
It's your fault!
285
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,928
You said if I told her
I loved her,
286
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,430
she'd say it back,
but she didn't, man.
287
00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,098
She just stared at me.
288
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,642
Well, did you give her
a chance to answer?
289
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:34,646
How long did you wait before
you completely muffed out?
290
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,023
Forever, man.
291
00:13:36,189 --> 00:13:39,526
Like...5 minutes.
292
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,945
You're lying!
293
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:45,240
No. It's true.
It was like...
294
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,117
Well, maybe just a
couple seconds, but I...
295
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,785
Time ceased
to exist, okay?
296
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:51,330
I was just just hangin' out
there, really far out there,
297
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,081
just...
298
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:55,625
Hangin'.
299
00:13:55,792 --> 00:14:02,299
Eric contributes in class,
but does not follow directions.
300
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:07,679
Where the heck
is that fudgsicle!
301
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,891
Hey...
302
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,476
Is that my fudgsicle?
303
00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:16,021
No. This one's mine.
304
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,944
Where's my fudgsicle?
305
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,491
Just tell me. How am I
supposed to fix this?
306
00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:29,951
Well, first of all...
307
00:14:30,118 --> 00:14:31,912
You need to learn how to
handle little woman troubles
308
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,914
without getting
all freaked out.
309
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,416
It's pretty unmanly,
man.
310
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,838
Laurie.
311
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,841
Ha ha ha!
312
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:50,764
Aaaay!
313
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,896
That's it!
314
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,649
I hate this stupid thing!
315
00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:02,818
Laurie laughing
at me.
316
00:15:02,984 --> 00:15:04,486
But, kelso, I thought we
were supposed to handle
317
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,863
our woman troubles like a man.
318
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,532
You shut up.
319
00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:10,951
You just shut up!
320
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,911
And if anybody else here
laughs at me,
321
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:17,124
I swear I'm gonna
kick so much ass!
322
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:22,546
And that's my fudgsicle.
323
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:30,470
I'm telling you, man, that
jacket's the best thing
324
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:33,473
ever happened to us.
325
00:15:36,309 --> 00:15:39,938
I can't do it now,
kitty. He's sleeping.
326
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,608
Bob!
327
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:49,156
Oh, Bob, you're awake.
328
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,409
Hi.
329
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,411
Let's see.
It was, uh...
330
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,496
It was no-go
with midge.
331
00:15:56,663 --> 00:15:58,707
She doesn't
wanna see you.
332
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,417
Boy, that's a shame, red.
333
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,169
Guess it's you and me,
buddy.
334
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:04,129
Well, that's a problem.
335
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,922
I like you, Bob.
336
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:07,466
You don't borrow
my things,
337
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,426
you keep
your lawn mowed.
338
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:13,513
But the fact of the matter is,
you're a little bit...
339
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,600
You're kind of a...
340
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:19,853
You're an ass.
341
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,692
Yeah?
342
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,444
Well, it's not
your fault.
343
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,112
We gotta stop
pussyfootin' around here
344
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,406
and somehow get you
back in that house.
345
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,658
How?
346
00:16:36,953 --> 00:16:39,956
Oh. It's you.
347
00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:41,208
I'm not taking him
back, red.
348
00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:42,501
No, no, no, no.
349
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:46,171
I'm just gonna trim a few
of these branches for you.
350
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,091
Uh, okay.
351
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,368
Help!
352
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,330
Midge, I'm trapped under
this very heavy branch!
353
00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:22,541
Help!
354
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,084
Oh, my god! Red!
355
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,669
Are you hurt?
356
00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:28,713
Go, Bob, go!
357
00:17:29,422 --> 00:17:32,133
Ohh!
358
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:40,016
Red...that was not nice.
359
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,603
I'm not sorry, midge.
360
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,035
Great shot.
361
00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:02,038
And I love you.
362
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:05,083
Well, the basket doesn't really
count because I traveled.
363
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,043
You could never travel...
364
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:10,880
Because I love you.
365
00:18:11,047 --> 00:18:13,883
Eric, you're acting
like a huge dork.
366
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:16,177
A huge dork
who loves you.
367
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,554
God!
368
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,972
God! Stop it!
369
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:22,517
Look, the only reason I said
it is because I felt it
370
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,020
and not just so
you'd say it back.
371
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:26,771
And if I knew you were gonna
get in such a twist about it,
372
00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:28,481
I wouldn't have said it
at all.
373
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:31,151
I'm not in a twist.
It's just...
374
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:33,528
"Cake." okay,
that was pretty stupid.
375
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,863
Yes!
376
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,031
Thank you.
377
00:18:36,197 --> 00:18:37,907
So, I mean,
why'd you say it?
378
00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:41,119
I don't know. I just...
379
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,288
Now...
380
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,707
Once it...Is out there,
381
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,835
if we broke up,
I mean...
382
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,504
What would I
tell myself then?
383
00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:54,633
I guess you can tell yourself
you still have cake.
384
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:58,428
We both know how much
it means to you.
385
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,935
That's nice.
There's a sweet girl.
386
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,814
Okay, look,
I have an idea.
387
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:12,609
Why don't we just pretend
it never happened?
388
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:14,361
I like that.
389
00:19:14,527 --> 00:19:15,528
Now.
390
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,364
Okay.
391
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,615
Never happened.
392
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,367
Okay.
393
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:21,743
And...
394
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,454
You did travel,
so my ball.
395
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,916
Yes!
396
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,088
Hi, you two.
397
00:19:33,254 --> 00:19:34,422
Thought you might
wanna know.
398
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,299
Midge and I
worked things out.
399
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,718
Well, that's
just great, Bob.
400
00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:40,470
Yeah. We're separating.
401
00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:43,682
You can't stay with us.
402
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,267
No. I'll be staying at home.
403
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:47,560
We're gonna live together.
404
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:50,021
We're just gonna
see other people.
405
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,941
Okay, Bob, I want you
to think about this.
406
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,401
You're living
in the same house,
407
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:57,112
but you're dating
other people.
408
00:19:57,278 --> 00:20:01,449
I'm not saying for sure
there'll be problems,
409
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:04,577
but I want you
to think about it.
410
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:10,333
Think hard, Bob.
411
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,961
I think it's gonna be sexy.
412
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,300
Oh, hi.
413
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,720
What a fabulous look
for you.
414
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:25,348
Seriously. You look like
Marlon Brando or something.
415
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,435
Oh, my god.
416
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:31,104
Hyde, when did you get
so hot?
417
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,689
What?
418
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,065
I've always
been hot.
419
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,568
Jacket just
brings it out.
420
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,861
No!
421
00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:40,488
No! Give it to me!
Gimme back my jacket!
422
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,615
What are you doing?
423
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:45,577
Get off me, you load!
424
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,081
So, they're really
gonna separate?
425
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:52,709
Yeah, but they're still
gonna live together.
426
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:54,294
Oh.
427
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,962
Wow.
428
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,630
Are--are you okay?
429
00:20:57,797 --> 00:21:00,508
Yeah, but, I mean, that's
like the dumbest thing
430
00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:01,926
I've ever heard.
431
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:03,887
I mean, how's that
supposed to work?
432
00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:05,722
Well, I imagine it'll
be like when gilligan
433
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,140
and the skipper had a fight
434
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,558
and they drew a chalk line
down the center of their hut.
435
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,393
That worked out great.
436
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,478
Yeah. That solved
all their problems.
437
00:21:11,644 --> 00:21:13,980
Yeah.
438
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,067
I love you.
439
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,862
I love you, too.
440
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:26,409
All right, then.
441
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:30,955
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442
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:53,603
You going to clean
the bathtub?
443
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:55,647
Yes, I am.
444
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:56,815
No. It's just
too horrible.
445
00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:59,108
I can't let you
do that, kitty.
446
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:00,860
Thank you, honey.
447
00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:03,530
You're welcome, kitty.
448
00:22:06,032 --> 00:22:08,576
Eric, got a little job
for you!
449
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:13,600
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