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Good evening.

Good evening.

In this show...

six strangers live together under one roof.

All the show provides...

is a nice house and nice cars.

-As always, there is no script. -Yes.

So, last week, Ryoko-chan...

tried her best to fit in with the housemates.

By going to the festival with Michiko, and such.

She properly shook hands with Kenken.

That was nice.

That was definitely nice.

And then, Michiko-chan gave Kenken...

a dreamcatcher in return.

A nice handmade present.

Yeah, it's a charm that catches nightmares,

and makes you see good dreams.

Thank you.

-Good luck. -Yeah.

The morning he was about to leave,

she woke up early.

-That was just like something a girlfriend would do.

I guess. Now it's a question of when one of them will say, "I like you,"

and the other will say, "Me too".

It could happen anytime for two of these couples.

Right.

Particularly with the other couple.

-Man, that was something. -She was really swept off her feet.

She was.

Shimabukuro-san?

-We're going to Hakone. -What?!

Hakone. We're going to Hakone. Hakone.

I'm not used to being asked out,

Like, "what should I wear?"

You're staying over?

I don't think I can expect that much.

"I can't expect that much."

So whatever Seina-san...

-wears to Hakone, it'll be worth seeing. -I'm curious, too.

Wasn't she the most fired up?

If she doesn't wear clothes that fit with going to Hakone,

-I'll be disappointed. -Definitely.

If she went in more lively clothing...

Like before, when she went to the beach with Ma-kun, like...

That was a crazy hat.

Like the president of Apa Hotels.

But definitely something's going to happen in Hakone.

-It definitely will. -Something's gonna happen.

-Maybe they'll kiss or something? -What? -Oh!

HAKONE-YUMOTO STATION

You know, we should buy something.

-Yeah. -To eat.

I'm so looking forward to it. I want to walk and eat.

Eat while walking, huh?

-Walk and eat, eat and walk. -Eating while walking could be bad.

Not walking while eating, it's eating while walking.

Okay, we'll do that.

SHOPPING STREET IN FRONT OF HAKONE-YUMOTO STATION

Oh, soft serve!

Since I can't eat one by myself, let's share one.

Could you do a whole one?

No, let's share it.

Milk coffee soft serve, please. Just one.

Thank you very much.

It looks good.

Oh no, it's gonna fall.

Thank you very much.

-Is it good? -It is!

So good!

Tastes good.

From here, the... gondola?

What?! They have a gondola?

-Let's ride it! -I want to!

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

SOUNZAN STATION

-Wow, this is crazy. -Insane!

Oh man, oh man! So scary, so scary!

-Oh man, oh man. -Ah, this is crazy!

Isn't this awesome?

-I'm scared, i'm scared, I'm scared! -Wow, wow, wow.

Crazy!

Oh wow, so awesome!

Wow, awesome!

OWAKUDANI

Wow. It really smells like hot springs.

Speaking of which, It smells like hot spring eggs.

Let's have some to eat.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Yay!

So good! So nice, having these at Hakone.

Yeah.

Doesn't this seem extraordinary? We're always by the ocean.

That's true.

So we've never come to a place like this.

It feels so fresh.

-You can't bring up Hakone without hot springs. -That's right.

So I'm thinking we should go to one, next.

You serious?

The hot spring is one stop down, though.

HAKONE KOWAKIEN YUNESSUN

Ta-da! Seina Shimabukuro's bath!

-Doesn't it smell super good? -Yeah.

What could this be?

Oh man, I want this!

I want this.

-I'll buy this for you. -Really?

This is bliss.

This is.

Doesn't this smell so good?

I figured this was the main part of the date.

-You get me, Daiki. -I do.

You sure do.

I'm happy you're happy.

Thanks.

My head, too.

-Wow, this is super stylish. -Yeah.

It's so adorable, too.

Here's to a long day!

Cheers!

-To a long day. -Thank you...

for bringing me out here to Hakone.

-It was so fun. Thank you. -It was.

I was a bit worried whether you'd be happy.

I was so happy.

Ah, so good!

Delicious!

It's really been a long time since I've been to a place like this.

On a date, with a guy.

This is my first time at a place like this.

That's so adorable of you.

I mean... so... we live together in the same house.

And we kind of have this age gap.

So I was wondering if maybe you saw me as a younger brother.

I've never thought of you as that.

I'm on the same page as you in regards to being interested.

Otherwise... I wouldn't have gone on this date with you for a whole day.

I wouldn't have wanted to go with you.

This made me think, "So this is what a date feels like."

After so long. Yeah.

I wish we had more time today to be together longer.

I'm happy to hear that.

Are you going out to the beach tomorrow morning?

-Tomorrow, I've got competition. -What?

A competition out in Chiba.

What time?

Pretty early.

We should head home soon.

Don't say that.

Alright, good luck tomorrow, then.

Translated, Titled & Timed by goob Corrected by terracemouse (Alice)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 21 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 27 YEARS OLD PART-TIME WORKER

KENYA YASUDA, 25 YEARS OLD NATIONAL WATER POLO ATHLETE

RYOKO HIRASAWA, 24 YEARS OLD SONY MUSIC RECORDS EMPLOYEE

DAIKI ITOH, 20 YEARS OLD WINDSURFER

MICHIKO YAMANAKA, 28 YEARS OLD COMPANY MANAGER, DESIGNER

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

I want water.

Nobody's here.

They're probably in the rooms.

Okay, good luck tomorrow.

Off to bed? Good night.

Good night.

Thanks.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

So? So?

What do you mean, "So"?

So what happened?

What are you smiling about?

Even without you saying anything, I know you had fun.

-We walked together while eating... -Yeah.

...and then we rode the gondola, for the first time in my life.

Then after riding that,

we had hot spring eggs, then afterwards...

we went into this wine bath thing.

Then after that,

we went to this super-stylish Italian place.

He really put in his all.

-My heart skipped a beat. -Wow.

-Awesome. -Good for you!

But what was really adorable was that he was like,

"I don't want to be seen as a younger brother,

so I invited you out on a proper date like this."

Isn't that adorable? That's so adorable.

Yeah, she seemed more beautiful than usual, somehow.

You're really into her.

Yeah... It was really the best.

So now you're shooting straight for Seina-san, then?

Yeah, right to her.

What, are you blushing now? All of a sudden.

Yeah.

Man, today was really something, right from the onset.

-That's for sure. -Wait a sec.

Wasn't that the best plan ever?

-It was. -Daiki-kun really did his best.

He really did.

-When two eat one soft-serve like that... -It's so totally disgusting when they share.

What?!

-What? -What, is it really?

Isn't it disgusting? Sharing a soft-serve like that.

If it was between two old dudes, that'd be nasty.

No, no, no, even between a guy and girl.

They do share, though.

-What? -Do you mean, hygenically?

So okay, if you take a bite off the very top and then switch,

that much I'd figure to be like an indirect kiss.

But they licked it where it's clearly been licked.

But that's fine for those who like each other.

What?! Even for those who like each other, isn't that totally gross?!

-No way! -Wow, so disgusting!

What? Me? I'm the disgusting one?

Are you a virgin?

What? No! I've done it before.

But wow, when facing Daiki, Seina-san's really honest.

-Right? Totally. -If it was Ma-kun...

She's completely different than with Ma-kun.

-Totally different. -So adorable!

We haven't seen her be trendy even once with him.

Seriously.

What a very nice butt.

Her leg length is pretty normal, though.

Daiki got injured pretty bad.

Seriously?

Both his legs.

Both legs!?

He's been using crutches.

So he can't walk?

He said he's been walking.

-Poor Daiki. -Yeah.

But when you go on a day like that...

-He said the waves were great. -What an idiot.

He said they're not broken, though.

What then? Fracture?

Like his ligaments?

Ligaments?

Want to go see how he is?

-Let's go see him. -Okay.

You sure you don't want to come?

I'll go later.

Daiki-kun.

Wassup?

Wassup.

I got injured.

Are you all right? I guess not.

-You went to the hospital, then? -I did, I did.

-But turns out, my bones are totally fine. -Ah, thank goodness.

Let me see, let me see!

-That's crazy! -Ow, I just bumped it.

Is it gonna take about a month to heal?

About a month or so, probably.

What was the direct cause?

I just simply wiped out on a big wave, like whoosh.

If you're having any trouble, let us know.

What about, "I'm thirsty"?

Shall I bring you something to drink?

-Seriously? Thank you. -Yeah.

One sec, use this.

Okay.

Thanks. Thanks so much.

I'm gonna take it easy.

Hey.

Oh! Thanks!

Here.

Thank you.

How are you? By that, I mean...

-I'm all better now. -No way you're better now.

If you don't want to go upstairs, let me know by text.

Okay.

I'll give you a piggyback, or carry you up.

-I'd love it if you carried me. -Really?

It's just that I can't practice anymore...

or even grab tea with you.

-No problem, we can have tea here! -Let's have tea!

I can bring two teas here.

I'd be so happy.

Gonna sleep? Actually, yeah... Sleep.

Good night.

Good night.

-Rest up, okay? -Okay, thanks.

-Yup. -Thanks for the water.

No problem. See you.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Good night.

DAIKI, I MADE YOU TACO RICE, SO EAT UP!! REST UP, AND GET BETTER AS SOON AS YOU CAN! -SEINA

OFF TO WORK! -Seina

DAIKI, I MADE YOU TACO RICE, SO EAT UP!! REST UP, AND GET BETTER AS SOON AS YOU CAN! -SEINA

'Sup.

You all right?

Yeah.

She made me taco rice.

What is this?

It's from Seina-san.

You're right. She wrote you a note.

Man, wouldn't that make you happy?

-So crazy. -Seina-san's so nice.

Bon appétit.

Looks so good.

So good!

I bet.

I'm really happy.

It's started!

There's no sound? The sound.

...six strangers live together under one roof.

All the show has prepared is a nice house...

and nice cars. As always, there is no script.

Back when it was with Ryo-chan,

he said he had to focus on water polo.

With Michiko-chan, he said he might be able to balance both.

So he's also interested in her, but...

Kenken's public reputation has currently gone to hell.

-Oh, really? -They say he's such a bastard.

Kenken is excited, but...

Michiko is kind of like...

OFF TO HUNGARY FOR A SERIES! -KENYA

-Amazing! -So awesome.

They're so bright.

Wow, so pretty! Pretty!

But to see it in person, if only you guys were there, too...

I like that color the best.

"ATTENTION: TERRACE HOUSE: B&GND WILL BE ENDING IN SEPTEMBER."

WHAT!?

What an interesting TV show this is.

-It's really something. -So great.

...the best.

"ATTENTION: TERRACE HOUSE: B&GND WILL BE ENDING IN SEPTEMBER."

WHAT!?

Seriously?

-Seriously? -This has gotta be a joke.

-I don't think it's a joke. -It's not, right?

Oh, man.

So this is how we find out.

What a shock!

This is too much of a shock.

In September? September?

The middle of September?

September--

-On September? -It ends right at the start of September?

So we have to get out of here, then?

I guess.

-So, all of us, then... -Yeah.

CHIGASAKI

-Can I drink something? -Sure.

Thank you very much.

-Here's to a long day! -Cheers!

What a sudden turn of events.

-A sudden turn, indeed. -What a sudden turn of events.

So you don't even have another month left?

ITTA NIIMI OWNER

-About a month, yeah. -That's right, that's right.

To be honest, there's a part of me that's still not all sorted out.

I bet.

Surely, thanks to Terrace House,

I feel you really got to experience so many things.

That's true.

Man...

I really wanted to see it go on a bit longer.

Yeah, me, too.

KAMAKURA

HISATO KOJIMA OWNER

Good afternoon.

Oh, how's it going?

-It's been a while. -It really has been.

-Did you see on TV yesterday? -Ah, I did, I did.

Yeah, so once September hits...

-I bet you'll miss it. -I will.

Well, it wasn't going to last forever.

I'm sure you knew this time was going to come eventually.

You've taken care of me these past two years, so I thought I should let you know that.

No, no, thank you.

But, you know... you've really become quite dignified.

-Really? -You have.

It's a good thing. I thought we were going to have to talk about it.

Yeah, well... these past two years really flew by for me.

It's something I still feel now.

I see. You didn't get a girlfriend, huh?

Right, I didn't get one, in all these two years...

What are you gonna do from now on?

From now on?

I'm no longer going to be the Tecchan of Terrace House.

When that happens, I think it'll surely be a rough environment out there, going forward.

So as for how I'm going to fare once I'm in that...

I'm just going to give it my best shot.

Everybody's found out, now.

But with this, surely all kinds of things will move along.

Yeah. Now that they know there's a time limit...

they won't be dawdling anymore, they can't just stay this way

in the house, without confessing to each other.

Daiki-kun got hurt.

That's serious, his ligaments.

-So strange seeing Seina-san being so calm like that. -I thought so, too.

She really changes depending on who she's with.

She really changes. She really does.

So, she finds Daiki very adorable...

and makes her heart skip a beat. But, I don't know...

maybe she'll be like, "Is this really my true self?"

Then, at the very end...

she'll pull off her last trendy on Ma-kun. That'd be interesting.

Sounds scary.

Will they write a script just for the very, very end, please?

-Just for the very, very end. -That would be...

just fine, wouldn't it? If they'd just...

Tetsu would turn around and be like, "What did you think, everyone?"

"We've brought this show to you over the past two years or so."

"Terrace House."

"Now, let's introduce the cast!"

Hello? Good morning!

Or actually, wait, what time is it there? It's evening, right?

Hmm? Ah, the dreamcatcher? Really?

No way? I'm glad.

Ah, yeah, I've been using the cup.

I'm using it right now, even.

Did you hear that Terrace House is ending?

They said it'd end in September.

How many days are left again for you in Hungary?

There's things you realize when we're apart, right?

There are, right?

Hurry up and come back.

Ah, that was short.

So short!

'Cause the first half was long, in Hakone.

That's right.

-Well, it's better that it ended off on a lighter note this time. -Yeah, definitely.

Well, so...

Can we see that one scene one more time, please?

Okay. Please start from when they were licking that soft-serve.

I want to check to see what he thought was gross, again.

No, well, that first bite, even I'd totally want to try that.

-I'd definitely want to try that. -But with soft-serve,

that's just how you eat it.

No! Maybe at first,

-but afterwards, that lickity-lickity-lick... -Lickity-lick!

What the heck is "lickity-lick"?

-He wasn't all like, lickity-lick, though. -Take a look.

Ah, that milk coffee soft-serve looks so good.

Wow, that looks so good.

This is right where I said that at first.

Thank you very much.

-That first one is okay? -That one is fine, totally fine.

That... point of contact isn't too large, so...

Everything up to here so far has been totally okay.

Which one's the bad one?

Look, look! Look, look! See? Look!

Huh? That was just a smidgen.

Look, compared to before, it's mostly gone. See? Look!

Here it comes, here it comes!

The... gondola?

What?! There's a gondola?

-Let's ride it. -I want to!

Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing!

Thanks so much for that.

Thank you so much for that.

Ah, thanks so much for that!

More than I thought, it was like, "Boiiiiiiiing!"

Was it really shaking that much?

It really was, quite a bit.

And afterwards, her nether-region would be like...

If we saw that in slo-mo, it'd be like...

What are you saying?

So dumb!

Slow motion? Seeing things naturally like this...

being shot this way, that's what Terrace House is all about.

That's right.

What do you think everyone? Can we say now that there is a script?

That'd be so hard to write on paper. "Seina -- Boing!"

-Seriously. -Seriously.