Original subtitles

-Good evening. -Good evening.

In this show,

six strangers live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

Last time, the trendy drama has finally...

-ended. -Right.

Ma-kun, you always...

put up with all my selfishness...

so even from now on, you'll still be important to me.

Will you be my friend?

I think this is great.

Considering the two of them,

this ending seems wrong, no?

-Just fading out like that... -Definitely.

There's no way the trendy could end before summer's in full swing!

-That's a good point. -It's almost summer!

That should be when the trendy is most explosive, right?

-Yeah. -Also, with Kenken and Ryoko-chan...

Ryoko-chan went to Kenken's match in Wakayama.

She came along.

-Did you see when I made those goals? -Yeah.

You were so super cool!

Thanks so much for coming.

I'm so happy.

They seem just like a couple.

Yeah, what are they, after all?

Since he wants to first completely focus on the next large tournament,

he likes her, but he's not going to confess yet.

It seems like it should be time to confess,

-but right now it's on hold, right? -Yeah, on hold.

Like a reservation.

And Ryoko-chan's waiting for him, right? Wait, was it Ryoko-chan, again?

Waiting for him to win... What's wrong with you?

-What is it? -Hey, you!

You were mixing this up with something else just now, weren't you?

-No, now... -What is it?

No, it's cause in his personal life, he's been contacting

some girl also named Ryoko-chan.

He said for himself, "Ryoko-chan is waiting," and freaked out.

He's so embarrassed, his nose is dribbling.

-So embarrassing! -I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

If you're told to wait, how long does it make sense to wait?

Good question.

She's not a dog, so that's important.

-We're all talking about this, right, everyone? -Yes.

-Both. -Which? Mine included?

Yes, both of them.

Excuse me, but please edit this out.

-No way. -We won't go a step further.

-And then... -And then...

The Earth breakup issue.

Their solo performance is June 12, right?

Will it be their last day?

But depending on how it goes,

they'll decide whether to break up or continue on.

But things seem to be going well,

how they're getting along.

-Their rehearsals and training. -Yeah, it seems to be going well.

And they'll have a big audience.

I tried to search them on Twitter, but nothing showed up at all.

Really?

I tried to search "Earth" space "Funny".

PRODUCTION JINRIKISHA SHINJUKU, TOKYO

You added something somewhere, right?

This is the most important. The middle of the 4th page.

-Here, right? -Yeah.

MAGU MANPEI 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

And? Just here?

It'd be faster to just do it. Let's try doing this here.

Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?

-It's fine, just look at this. -Now's not the time.

-It's fine! So please look. -What are you thinking?

-Niigaki-san, please stop. -It's fine! Look at me!

I'm not like that.

With "Look at me!", I want you to hit my arm down.

Look at me!

Alright!

Translated, Timed & Titled by Alice (terracemouse) Corrected by Brian (goob)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 27 YEARS OLD PART-TIME WORKER

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

RYOKO HIRASAWA, 24 YEARS OLD SONY MUSIC RECORDS EMPLOYEE

KENYA YASUDA, 25 YEARS OLD NATIONAL WATER POLO ATHLETE

FRANCES CIHI, 26 YEARS OLD ARTIST

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

It's a bug. Its legs are long!

Heyo!

Heyo!

Sorry, a bug? Don't kill it!

-Ippei-chan, long time no see! -Long time no see!

Have you been good?

I've been good. It's tomorrow!

Yeah, it is! How are you feeling?

Well, we've done everything we can do.

Thanks so much, Frankie, it really helped.

-Same to you, Ryo-chan. -No biggie!

How is it with Manpei? When he came here before,

he seemed pissed off. Has it gotten better?

Probably since starting comedy,

-I think we're the closest we've ever been. -That's great!

We've been together constantly.

Since the day -- tomorrow -- has been decided,

even if we disagree, or something bad happens,

-we still definitely have to work together. -That's true, yeah.

So we both learn to really accept each other.

The things I'm not able to do, he's able to do for me.

It's because there's this goal ahead of us. It's been really great.

-That's great. -Right?

-You're like a married couple. -We seriously are.

It's gross, but really.

-I see. -That's great.

Since we all saw you when you were feeling down,

it'll be interesting to see how everything's turned out in the end.

-Looking forward to it. -Hold on,

this is scary, scary! The hurdle is getting really high.

That might be going too far, I don't know about that part.

I've become really nervous now. I've said too much.

You're all expecting too much.

I'll do my best.

Yeah, good luck!

-Wow, the day before a big solo show! -How do those...

-usually go? -It's really nerve-wracking.

You usually see that sort of dream,

where you're about to enter the big day and you haven't prepared at all.

Yeah, where the curtain rises, and you're like, "Wait? I didn't finish writing my lines."

And even without any material, the curtain still opens.

-Scary! -Scary.

And, for Earth, this is not just a regular solo show.

Their continuation is depending on it,

and they also know it'll be broadcast on Terrace House.

-That's also eating at them. -Yeah, it must be!

Also, Frankie might be going to New York.

-Yeah, with some sort of group exhibit. -She's so busy.

It'll be dangerous, since she has... Andrew?

ANDREW KANE, 27 YEARS OLD FRANCES' BOYFRIEND, EMPLOYEE

-Andrew. -He'll be all sulky again.

I'm also realizing again... isn't Skype amazing?

-Isn't it incredible? -That's true.

To face a screen and see each other,

It's just like in Space Battleship Yamato, on the big monitor...

-They would talk. -Yeah, it's like that.

To me, even faxing is still a mystery to me.

-Skype is really amazing. -Yeah, it is.

It's the future.

Sorry, what about the show Earth is risking their lives for?

SHINJUKU, TOKYO

THEATER MIRACLE, SHINJUKU

Have you eaten?

Not yet. I'm not hungry.

Could you sleep last night?

Just a little. Four hours.

It's starting to feel like sleeping four hours is even a lot.

-Welcome! Over here. -Welcome.

Hi everyone! Hello, hello!

Don't put me together with this roughly drawn poster!

Don't say that! It's already risky.

You said that before, right?

It's good how you waited there. Do it longer today.

Like earlier?

The audience response is really becoming pretty important.

Even if there's no response, let's have fun, the two of us.

This is the worst.

I can't believe I forgot to lock it, and all the sea lions ran away.

What!? Only one more hour to the show. I'm done.

Mr. Zookeeper!

Oh, Janitor Niigaki.

The five sea lions that were found in Tamagawa,

-have turned out to be ours. -Really?

The other staff have gone to get them,

but they probably won't make it back in time for the show.

I thought so. The sea lion show is our aquarium's most popular.

There were so many kids waiting for it. But I guess it's canceled.

Mr. Zookeeper.

Yes?

I have something important to say.

Something important?

Wait, wait, wait, what?

-It's okay, it's okay. -Mrs. Niigaki!

I'll make you happy, Mr. Zookeper!

No no no, that won't make me happy!

-Wait, Mrs. Niigaki? -I want to make...

-your sad self happy again! -That's not the way!!

It's okay! I want to make you happy.

-What are you saying? -It's okay.

What? What is this!?

I will become a sea lion!

What are you saying?

I'm glad that you care so much about the aquarium, Mrs. Niigaki.

But, please return to your cleaning.

I see...

This is the worst.

Mr. Zookeeper--!

What?

I can't give up after all!

What, what, what!? What just happened!?

Mrs. Niigaki!? Just now...

Was that Mrs. Niigaki? Mrs. Niigaki!?

What was that? What was that just now!? Who was that who just passed?

What? What's happening?

I will be a sea lion!

Mrs. Niigaki! Mrs. Niigaki!!

Please stop me!

Mrs. Niigaki!

-I finally stopped. -Phew, I was surprised!

What? What is this!? What is going on?

-I will become a sea lion. -This is amazing.

This could work, who knows!

Thank you very much. Do you believe me now?

-Shall we try doing it? -Let's try it!

-Let's try the main act. -Let's try it.

Alright, everyone, hello! Welcome to the Shinjuku Aquarium.

Here's a child sea lion. They're very smart!

Let's see if it can do some math!

What is 1 + 1?

What's 2 x 2?

-This will work, Mrs. Niigaki! -Thank you very much.

That was amazing. I completely saw it just now.

Thank you very much. I've been working at this aquarium for 20 years.

Nice to meet you. You're the best, Mrs. Niigaki.

-Oh, it's time! -You're right.

Let's go to the main show! I'm looking forward to it. What a relief!

They figured it out faster than expected.

I thought it was going to work.

Earth's skit: "Convenience store burglary."

-Welcome. -Hey, you!

-Hurry and gimme the money! -Please line up at the register over there.

Next customer in line, please.

Hold on a sec, I'm burglarizing you.

-Oh!? Burglary? -Now you understand, hurry and gimme the money!

I understand. So, first, on this screen over here,

please teech here.

What? Wait a minute.

-Oh, with your T-point card... -No, no, no, no.

Just wait a minute. What did you just say?

Did you just say "teech"?

No no no no no, instead of saying to touch the screen,

-you said teech, right? -Teech.

Hey you, this could be our last show before we break up.

You can mess up on our last skit!?

Well...

Do you understand!?

Do you understand that Earth is in danger right now!?

You don't need to make it sound like Armageddon...

I'm not saying that!

Don't put me together with that hastily drawn poster

from the people you live with!

Hey, hey, hey!

That's definitely no good, you saying that!

When you invited me to be your partner, this is what you said, right?

What?

"Please ride...

the boat named Earth with me."

"Let's ride into the ocean of the entertainment world."

Wait...

I was surprised!

Even though there already is a boat in an ocean in the real Earth,

then having a boat named Earth,

what are you gonna say?

Just forget about that.

Have you brought your soul as a comedian

to Terrace House as well?

No, I haven't! Don't call it a soul or something on stage here!

Then you try saying it! Tell us,

where is your soul as a comedian?

That's where you said we both started!

Wait, but that's a little--

Say it. Say it.

If I say something like that, a lot of people will get mad at me.

Okay, got it. So we're through.

-Wait, breaking up... -Time to say thanks for the 12 years.

Wait.

Will you say it? "Thank you."

-A breakup... -So, say it!

Tell us where your soul is!

Kujiraya in Asakusa, where they only have stewed food!

Mr. Takeshi's Asakusa Kid.

They definitely wouldn't know it.

When we just came to Tokyo, the first place we decided to go...

Odaiba's Fuji TV building, and Asakusa's Kujiraya.

-Didn't the two of us go!? -Is this for real?

Sing it! Sing it!! Mr. Takeshi's Asakusa Kid.

-Do I have to say it again!? -No, no...

Thank y--

♪ We bought a pair of suits for the first time

♪ Made ourselves two matching bow-ties

♪ Hoping that we will be big one day

♪ On a stage with only two in the audience

♪ Don't say that you'll never dream again

One, two...

♪ This is our only way, both you and me

This was our skit, "Convenience store burglary."

Can you say that!?

Why are you crying? Were you moved?

Yeah, I was.

Wow.

That was funny.

That was great, so many people came.

It was really great.

I feel so grateful.

I want to make more material! We were making so much, like crazy.

That's true.

In the middle of it all, you were really through with it.

Did you have fun?

It was fun, it was fun.

I see.

He's gonna give his answer.

What will Manpei say?

First, for me, having gone through this,

and it now being done,

it was really fun doing it.

And beyond that, I also found that there's still many things missing.

There's parts I feel we did terribly with.

I want to keep on going,

after feeling something like this.

Probably, until now, the most...

Well, this is really embarrassing to say, and maybe

we should have really confronted things more,

but I feel this is the most we've confronted things.

And I feel like that was really great.

The issues we've found today,

I'd like the two of us to overcome them,

and keep making more material.

That's what I thought.

It's a bit embarrassing, but...

from here on out,

I look forward to working together.

No, no, same here.

Well, anyways, good work today.

I don't want to spend any more time with you, today.

We've been together too long.

Same for me.

Well, thank you.

See ya.

See ya.

I'm going that way, too!

That was great!

They will continue on.

I'm so glad!

They were both able to feel each other out,

-and continue working on. That's great! -Yeah, it's great!

Tori-chan was laughing, too, repeating their lines out loud.

It was funny!

When the sea lion came out.

When he was sliding along.

-It made us laugh. -Yeah, it did.

They were supposed to protect Earth, right?

They were able to continue on.

So, next, when Ippei returns to Terrace House,

maybe he'll go back into romance mode again?

-I wonder. -How in the world, after this,

will Ippei continue on, at Terrace House?

Maybe Frankie, after watching his performance and crying,

will start to think about Ippei...

That's not happening.

-It's not? It's not. -That was fast.

I can't imagine.

How is it gonna end today?

Good work!

Thank you!

Great work!

-It was really funny. -Really?

-Were you two able to talk after it finished? -We did.

While the two of us were working hard together, what I wasn't able to show him 'til now,

my attitude towards comedy, or my hard work, I think he was able to feel it.

He said that to me, too. That he could see it.

It seems like there's some hope for us,

and he said he wants to continue on.

Which means you're not breaking up?

I'm so glad!

That's so good!

We still haven't reached at all where we want to be.

Today, I had my part-time work, too.

And until now, after work, I'd immediately want to give it a break,

and even if for a little bit, I'll go to a cafe and work on material

for today, tomorrow, and next week, too. Even though it's just a little bit,

it totally changes things. And it becomes natural to keep going.

You've gotten that sort of rhythm?

I want to take this rhythm seriously.

I want to keep building it.

-That's true. -Yeah.

And, also,

for the sake of working towards becoming a comedian... Yeah...

I'll leave here...

I'll leave Terrace House...

and I want to work harder with him.

What? You said it so quickly, but...

You mean you're leaving?

I'm thinking of leaving here.

You felt this timing would be the best, right?

Thanks to living in Terrace House,

Manpei came over, seeing my usual self,

and I was able to realize how cowardly I was.

If I hadn't been living here, I probably wouldn't have changed this much.

I feel I really changed a lot in this half a year, seriously.

In many ways.

And it's probably thanks to all of you. Definitely.

I'm very thankful for that.

I don't wanna come home and not have you here.

Terrace House will get gloomier, won't it?

Yeah.

It's fine, the new person will definitely be funnier than Ippei-kun.

I'm joking, I'm joking.

This is you moving towards the future, right?

Let's still be happy, until I graduate.

Instead of graduating, I'm leaving the nest.

-A new start, right? -A new start.

Right.

A new start.

Yama-chan, your reaction was so fast!

Yeah, it was fast.

I didn't realize it at all.

I also didn't realize it.

I didn't imagine it at all.

-I thought this must be the right time. -That's true.

-If you think about it, makes sense. -It was a really good journey.

Yeah, it was.

I think it was really good that Terrace House existed, for Earth.

It'll change again, Terrace House.

That's true, a new person is coming in, too.

It'll be a guy coming, next.

It wasn't exactly his title,

but didn't he enter with, "It's not all about looks"?

The Terrace House of beautiful men and women...

That Terrace House was over, they said.

I wonder if a non-beautiful person will come?

-I wonder. -That's a rude way to put it, isn't it?

That's true, to put it simply.

Who will come...

And depending on how that person acts, it could change a lot.

What?

What's wrong?

Ma-kun?

Well, to go back to that...

He can't come back, can he? Ma-kun's return...

I don't think there will be a return.

-It'd be nice if someone came in who wants to really aggressively have a romance. -True.

You want to, right? You should go!

Me? Into this?

I would get in so much trouble.

Why?

I wouldn't come out from the playroom the whole time.

"He's not funny at all."

"He isn't coming out at all. And he's not funny."

They'd call to me like, "Hey, comedian!"

That's the worst.

Alright, so next week...

Possibly the new member...

He'll probably come in. At an early stage.