Original subtitles

Good evening.

Good evening.

In this show...

six strangers live together under one roof.

All we have prepared...

is a nice house and nice cars.

-As always, there is no script. -That's right.

Kenken and Ryoko-chan...

made omelettes for breakfast.

Like a married couple.

They've got such a good vibe going.

The way they text, too. They're basically dating already.

Seriously! They have the best relationship.

Like, "You good?"

"I'm good."

"You not good?"

What is that? The heck is that?

"I'm not good now."

Then it's like, "Why not?"

"Because you're not here, Kenken."

"You're kidding, right?"

"Yeah, I am." Like that.

It would be nice if they start dating.

It would be. I'd like to see them go out.

And then, things with Earth are worrisome...

They're trying to do a live show.

It's their last chance.

If we would do a solo show...

If we do this solo show and it turns out to be hopeless,

then we can consider actually breaking up.

Their feelings are starting...

to diverge.

They see it's their last chance, and they're desperate.

It would be great to be over there with them. This is seriously interesting.

The last of the last. And then...

-It happened. -Seina and Ma-kun.

-Trendy Theater. -The Skirt Incident.

The last part was the Skirt Incident.

The other day on the phone... My skirt...

You told me not to come wearing one.

With your fans, and how they'll perceive you,

And with my anxiousness or unhappiness with you building up...

I really like you, Ma-kun, but...

I'm not as attracted to you as I was before.

This time, Ma-kun is sighing...

and seems to be really troubled.

What's going on? It seems like he's defeated. For the first time.

I'm home.

-Welcome home. -Welcome home.

I'm back.

-How are you? -I'm fine. I think.

I'm fine. Even though I'm not positive, myself.

-Welcome home. -Thanks.

Where were you?

I went to eat with Ma-kun.

What did you talk about?

Hmm...

He's always quite worried about the small things.

Like, about the way he's being perceived. And for a while, I've been...

dissatisfied with and anxious about his relationships with women.

I like him. I do, but...

I'm not really as into him like I was before.

-I see. -Yeah.

So you're not going to see him anymore?

I'm not sure.

I don't know. I think he hates me.

Yeah, well...

No matter how much you still like him,

or have feelings for him, I think that you two having these misunderstandings

and causing them to each other...

can't be that good for you.

What? What's wrong?

You're taking the most damage.

Yeah.

Alright, time for more alcohol.

-Yeah, let's drink something. -Yeah.

Round two.

Yeah, round two.

Translated by Keito, Timed & Corrected by goob Titled & Corrected by sakurabyss

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 27 YEARS OLD PART-TIME WORKER

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

RYOKO HIRASAWA, 24 YEARS OLD SONY MUSIC RECORDS EMPLOYEE

KENYA YASUDA, 25 YEARS OLD NATIONAL WATER POLO ATHLETE

FRANCES CIHI, 25 YEARS OLD ARTIST

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

AKABANE, TOKYO

It's completely-- huh?

Huh? What's up?

-I'm ambushing you. -Ambushing me?

You surprised me.

I did.

I came to pick you up with the car because you have lots of heavy luggage.

-Thank you. -No prob.

I'm with everyone here right now.

-Hello. -Hello.

-We'll say goodbye here. -See you later.

-Yeah, next week. -Yep, in one week.

-Good job today. -Good job.

Thank you.

-I'm sorry, if you'd prefer to... -No, no, this is fine.

-It's okay? Really? -It's okay, yeah.

-You were surprised before? -I was.

I figured you'd have lots of heavy bags.

Thank you for that.

I also wanted to see you.

-What? Really? -What? What?

I wanted to see you soon.

I'm happy to hear.

I'm sorry, since it's your day off.

Why? It's totally fine.

I'm glad I'm here instead.

-What? -What?

I'm glad you're here instead.

-You're glad? -Yeah.

-Me, too. -What?

What?

YUIGAHAMA, KAMAKURA

MASATO YUKAWA 22 YEARS OLD PRO SURFER

Tecchan, thanks for waiting.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Do you want to order anything? First of all.

Cheers.

Can you stop looking so serious?

But isn't this serious?

All misunderstandings lead to more misunderstandings.

It's not jealousy, but...

if you go out with other people when you're drunk,

I really don't like it if someone could see her underwear.

-You mean it also bothers you? -Yeah, something like that.

I realize it was my own fault that she misunderstood me.

Yeah.

However, she has a tendency to be really intense with her emotions.

And that tendency of hers... I'm like, into that.

I see.

It's annoying, though.

But you don't have any motivation to keep going, right?

It's fine. I attacked, right?

Yeah.

Because I was also serious. I went straight for it.

I guess it didn't work.

But I can't really forget her so easily.

Well, it is what it is.

-What? -What the?

Wait. First, the ambush!

-The ambush. -So good!

The secret technique: the ambush.

And then the, "What? What? What? What?"

-In the car. -That was nice.

He heard it all, but still said "What?"

And she was embarrassed by what she said, so she's like, "What?"

Kenken would never say that, though.

If he'd just said it there, it'd be a done deal.

Why wouldn't he say it?

Maybe he's still just testing the waters? Just playing around?

Water polo's about... playing while holding a ball, right?

Playing while holding a ball?

I mean, everyone is throwing it around...

Yeah, I think it's that.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

YOU-san, that's exactly what ball games are about.

If you're playing with a ball, you're playing a ball game.

Is that so?

Once again, Seina's aura of, "Hey, listen to me," shines bright every day.

But Ma-kun's...

-Finally. -...kinda...

He did say he's kind of pulling back.

He tried his best, but...

I want them to avoid ending this romance.

Where's Seina-san?

She's not really feeling well.

Huh, I wonder if it's a cold.

She hasn't been lively lately.

-Really? -Yeah.

Kinda went out to eat with Masato-kun.

Huh?

-I mean, I did. -Really?

And?

Their opinions differ from each other.

Masato-kun, by his way of thinking,

has been worried about Seina-san, not himself.

He was looking out for her, probably.

They were also at a place where you sit and you drink,

so that's probably also a concern to Masato-kun.

So that was where they differed in opinion.

I guess you don't know unless you hear from both sides.

-It just came across the wrong way. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I hope that somehow, the rift between them can be fixed.

I think they should have some time apart.

Even though they like each other, and have feelings for each other,

when something goes wrong, everything tends to go wrong, right?

They should think things over...

-They are doing that. -...when the other isn't around.

They should try being on their own, and do their work.

Since they have a connection to Terrace House,

they'll probably run into each other again somewhere.

When that happens, then they can see whether their feelings will return for each other,

or whether they really don't have interest in each other anymore.

OKUBO, TOKYO

RED BRICK STUDIOS

For the project outline...

I've been thinking about what to do on my own.

MAGU MANPEI 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

Putting everything into one skit just won't do.

There's no point if we keep doing the same thing.

We should decide how many to do. If it's three, it's three.

Or if it's four, then we'll do four.

It'd be better to make it that way.

True.

(*manzai = the typical Japanese 2-person act with rapid-fire dialogue)

What about doing manzai*? We haven't tried it even once.

I thought that, too. It will also show some humanity.

Exactly.

Here, this. From now on, feel free to correct it,

but I think we should squeeze in the 90s era.

We want to do that Maki Ohguro bit.

It'll be like our compilation.

This is good, this part.

-Let's go from this one. -We can use it here.

I like it a lot.

An iPhone, you say?

You don't know what it is? Pretty much everyone has one.

No, no, no. Surely, you mean a J-Phone?

That takes me back. Since there aren't any J-Phones around anymore.

UNIVERSITY OF TSUKUBA TSUKUBA, IBARAKI

You guys have to shift your positions!

HIDEKI TAKAGI COACH

Thank you very much.

-Thank you, you worked hard. -You, too.

-That was a good practice. Thank you for coming. -I agree, it was a good practice.

How is it going with Team Japan? You preparing for the next World League?

Well, I think I'm preparing all right.

But the overseas group hasn't returned yet.

Once they come back, we'll see how it goes.

By the way, how are things going lately in your private life?

Coach, you've been watching?

I have. I've been wondering how things were going there,

but I guess I can't ask about that.

No, it's totally okay.

What's going to happen with Ryo-chan?

Lately, I haven't been able to see her much, due to practice and training camp.

For now, I need to focus on the qualifying game for the World League.

EBISU, TOKYO

ANDREW KANE, FRANCES' BOYFRIEND 27 YEARS OLD, COMPANY EMPLOYEE

-Thanks for waiting. -Oh, hey.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

Well, yeah.

It'll just take a moment. Really.

I had to get it done today.

I'm really sorry.

Okay, it's fine.

Okay.

What are you doing?

My material.

What kind of material? Can I see?

Of course. But I haven't completed it yet.

This is what we want to do.

We want to make a more powerful version of Maki Ohguro,

to make it more of a concept. But we have six pages.

This is twice the amount of a normal skit we do. Twice, or three times...

You're working hard.

I'm home.

-Welcome home. -Welcome back.

What are you doing?

I'm writing up material.

We were looking at it.

Where did you go, Frankie?

I ate with Andrew today.

I thought it would be a regular fun meal, but all of the sudden, I was being lectured.

What? Isn't he usually so nice?

Of course, he was also nice today, but...

he was clearly saying, "Even I have a limit."

Like he's waiting around?

Yes, exactly. I mean, I'm a working person.

I live for my work. When I'm working,

that's when I'm most myself.

But he goes by the "work to live" philosophy.

He works in order to live.

Therefore, when work is over, what do you do?

That free time for him,

-is precious in his life. -It's important.

Therefore, because I am not around during his free time,

he's like, "What am I even working for right now?"

That's hard. What are you going to do?

I am totally with you, Frankie.

Work?

Yeah, "live to work."

When you say it weird, then... How do I say it?

Andrew was like... sitting there, or feeling stuck...

trying not to worry about things. But now...

Do you mean it's becoming a burden?

-By calling it a burden... -That's not the right word.

But I guess that's what it's become? Is that okay?

Well...

Andrew is a good person, huh?

-He's kind. -He is.

"I'm going to wait... even if you're on there for 100 years."

"But when do you relax? I want to see you more."

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."

This is a Western drama.

It's symbolic of young people today.

The guys are giving off delicate vibes, while the girls are becoming stronger.

Earth is becoming one again.

They're heading towards a good place. That's so great.

The pair who was told to break up have taken on their best form.

The one thing that bugs me is that...

they say they're going to make a compilation of Maki Ohguro.

I don't think even Maki Ohguro has done her own yet.

Like it's their Complete Best album.

Good point. She hasn't even done one herself.

Why is it that now Earth is making a Maki Ohguro compilation?

Seriously.

I'M OFF TO A LIVE PAINTING. -F

Frankie didn't come home today.

Yeah, she said she's doing a live painting until morning.

I have a game tomorrow.

-In Shanghai, China. -You're going to China? Ah right, tomorrow.

How many days will you be gone for?

A week or so.

Is it a big competition?

It is. This time the competition is the World League.

It's a qualifier, but the placement is for...

the Olympic world swim...

Oh, yeah.

...and the World League.

Therefore, no matter what, I want to make it to the main round.

-Welcome home. -I'm home.

-Welcome back. -Thanks.

-I was talking about something serious. -Oh, I'm sorry.

Welcome back.

Thanks.

-You worked hard, today. -You too.

Before I leave, I want to speak with Ryo-chan.

Oh! What about?

There are a lot of different things.

Ah, you're keeping it a secret. Tell me later, then.

See you later.

It's about pervy things.

Don't tell me he's gonna invite her?

-Where? To Shanghai? -To China.

Yeah?

-Hey. -Yeah.

-Is now a good time? -Sure.

Oh man, I'm so excited!

I can't wait a week!

What's wrong?

Tomorrow, I leave for China for my match.

That's right.

Before that, I was hoping we could talk.

Okay. Have a good trip.

Off I go. Too early to say that?

Do your best. I mean, this is a super important...

-A super important match. -Yes.

Since I'll be entering into game mode,

I probably won't be able to text you. But I'm bringing this.

-Really? -Yeah.

Okay then, just think of me whenever you use that.

-Okay. -Okay.

When I come back from China,

I'll have something important to say.

Huh?

When I come back.

-What? No! -Why?

I'm scared.

Therefore, I'm going to do my best out there.

I don't really get it, but...

Please cheer for me.

Yeah, I am cheering for you.

(*jia-you (加油) = "Good luck" in Chinese)

Jia-you?

Jia-you. That's right.

Okay, see you.

Okay.

-I'm leaving. Goodnight. -See you later. Goodnight.

-See you. -Yeah.

Impossible, impossible.

She had such a face?

Having intuition like that isn't normal, right?

But after something like that, you wouldn't be up in the clouds.

It's pretty much a confession now.

It's gotta be a confession.

Just say it already. "Go out with me."

Ahh, I'm so happy!

We haven't seen this in a while.

I'm so jealous.

The first couple in a while, right?

Yay!

Is it really okay to be optimistic like this? When she had such an expression.

Ryoko-chan is just overthinking things. That's all.

I guess so. Hope nothing weird happens.

That'd be bad.

-I'm a little worried about that. -Yeah.

Huh, about what? You, too, Omi?

Don't get me wrong, I hope it all goes well for them.

So what are you worried about?

There's something about her last expression.

Normally, this is a good thing, right?

Because anyone would say that's normal, right, Omi-kun?

I think it's just... Ryo-chan isn't...

-...used to this kind of thing, right? -Exactly. That's why she's like...

"I wonder what's going to happen?" I think she's got the gist of what it is,

but she's like, "Will it really be that?"

She also probably feels a little uneasy.

But now that Omi-kun's saying this, I wonder if he could be right.

Stop it.

I mean, I do want it to go well for them.