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-Good evening. -Good evening.

In this show...

six strangers live together under one roof.

All we have prepared...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

So, last week was really great.

With Kenken's and Ryo-chan's date.

The two of them ate that homemade bento,

and then finally went to a café.

I wanna get to know more about you, Ryo-chan.

Huh? Why?

That's how I felt once I went to China.

I want to get to know you better, Kenken,

and I want you to get to know more about me.

Last week was so lovey-dovey, wasn't it?

So if Mr. Water Polo asked, "Will you go out with me?"

then Ryoko-chan would've said, "Yup."

Can you please just call him Kenken?

This isn't the day after a mixer party.

So please stop saying it like that.

Wait, this the Self-Defense Forces, or water polo?

Then, the one taking in the good news about them is Big-Sis Shimabukuro.

Taking it as a cheer for herself and saying out loud, "I'm going for it, too!"

Things are going well with you guys,

I guess next is my turn?

I'll make sure I have good news for you.

Then, Ma-kun being as he is,

he's still quite on fire for her.

-That's right. -Yeah.

I feel like I've done all I can.

-That's true. -Yeah. With this, whether I get dumped,

or get the okay, I'll have no regrets.

Don't tell me...

this is the trendy climax?

-So suddenly, right here? -What?

Also, there's the breakup of Earth.

-Oh yeah, that. -Oh, yeah...

Manpei's already really making that face of resignation.

Ippei's last chance of good faith is,

quite possibly, to leave Terrace House.

If Earth doesn't address it this week,

then they're totally done for.

-Good morning. -Morning.

Smells good.

-I made breakfast, oddly enough. -For me?

-Yeah. -Thanks.

No problem.

This is a do-over.

A do-over? Looking forward to it.

It didn't turn out so well, though.

Looks good! Bon appétit.

So good!

-Really? Thank goodness. -Yeah.

It started turning out like last time.

-Like crumbly eggs? -Yeah.

What are you up to today?

I'm off.

-You're off today? -Yeah.

-Looks like we're parting ways again today. -Yeah.

Be sure to reach out to me.

Yeah, I will.

-Really? -I will!

I figured maybe you wouldn't.

-Huh? -No, no, nothing.

-What was that? -Nothing.

Like, "Don't look at me?"

Thanks for the food.

Not a problem.

-Make it for me again. -Sure.

-Whenever you have time. -Yeah, I will!

Okay, I'm off now.

Have a good trip. Good luck!

-I'll be sure to reach out to you. -Okay.

-Alright, see ya. -Good luck!

Yup!

-Bye! -See ya!

HEADING TO KESENNUMA ~ see ya! -Frankie OFF TO TRAINING CAMP, WILL DO MY BEST!! -KENYA

Hmm, this week? That totally works with me.

Ah, let's go, let's go. Let's go eat.

Yeah, let's go.

Yeah.

Why not?

Why not? Why not?

Isn't that strange?

I'll call you again. Okay, see ya. Bye.

Translated, Timed & Titled by goob Titled & Corrected by sakurabyss

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 27 YEARS OLD PART-TIME WORKER

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

RYOKO HIRASAWA, 24 YEARS OLD SONY MUSIC RECORDS EMPLOYEE

KENYA YASUDA, 25 YEARS OLD NATIONAL WATER POLO ATHLETE

FRANCES CIHI, 25 YEARS OLD ARTIST

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

Hey.

-Oh! -Sup.

What's up?

-Oh, nothing. -You must be excited.

-No, not really. -Looking good today.

In that aloha style.

(*Seina's trying to mimic Ippei's Hataka dialect)

-What's wrong? -"What's wrong?"*

Yeah, what's wrong?

-What's up? What's up? -With Ma-kun...

With Ma-kun? You guys just trying to prod about that?

"About that?" Well, of course we'd be most curious about that?

Of course we're curious.

I bet you are.

So... yeah...

At this point now, I don't think it's going anywhere.

-What?! -Huh?

Yeah.

Why not? Didn't you say things were going great?

They were going great.

-But not anymore. -Why not? You serious?

I'm serious.

Why not, all of a sudden?

I was trying so hard to really like him, and I was really starting to.

-I even went to see him surf again. -Yeah, yeah.

I thought he was so great. But, considering the full package,

there's too big a part of uneasiness with him.

What is that, exactly?

What's up, Seina-san?

I don't get it.

So we've been talking to each other, right?

And then it came up that we should go out somewhere.

But then, he told me not to wear a skirt.

"Why can't I wear a skirt?" "'Cause it'll stand out."

"What?"

Then he's like, this-and-that about his fans.

Like, why are you bringing this up now, all of a sudden?

Then, why did you tell me, "I love you?"

Why do you keep thinking only about yourself? About how you're going to look?

And this is just one example. It's not just one or two things.

The future looks scary with him.

That's the kind of horrible feelings I'm going to get, I really feel.

The hell is up with "my fans!" All of a sudden.

He really conveyed to you that he really likes you, Seina-san. So, what if maybe...

he's just doing this out of jealousy for you?

No. This isn't about jealousy.

If it was, then a part of me would think it's adorable.

But, it's always about how he's going to look.

So he's always concerned about his image?

Yeah, exactly.

Quite possibly, he really does love me.

He really loves me, but he wants to keep fooling around.

But that's the thing I can't accept about him.

You don't feel like telling him directly? After you've calmed down.

I think I'll have to tell him.

I'm so fed up with this.

I see.

What's all this about not going out in a skirt?

Basically, they were on a date.

And, he apparently doesn't want her to stand out...

So she doesn't get people's attention.

Ahh!

That's why, he's like, "I don't want to be seen like that by my fans?"

He doesn't want his fans to start spreading rumors.

He's probably thinking, "If we're discovered, they'll think this-and-that."

Even if he's just thinking that for the sake of his career,

Seina-san, as a woman, must be like, "What the hell? If we're found out,

then that means you can't fool around with other girls?"

-That's probably how she's perceiving it. -Yeah, probably.

On the other end of the line, he's like, "No, that's not it!"

But no matter how many times he says it, it doesn't get through.

They fight about it this once, then make up...

It's probably a ritual for them.

Like, "I've already made up my mind."

"That'd be fine if everyone in the world knows that you and I are a thing."

So trendy, so trendy!

"I love you, Seina Shimabukuro!"

-It would go that far. -"You idiot!"

She's just putting up a trendy front, doing that.

Yeah, a front.

And on that note... how newlywed of her toward Kenken!

Yeahhhhhhh!

-Tori-chan, I bet you really love that. -Yes!

You said you love it when someone who can't cook tries so hard to.

But, seeing that dashi-maki omelette,

Ryoko-chan’s heat is way too strong.

KESENNUMA, MIYAGI

KARAKUWA GOTEN TSUNAKAN (GUESTHOUSE)

Here in the bathroom, I think flowers would be nice.

Yeah.

I wonder if Ichiyo-san will like it?

ICHIYO KANNO PROPRIETRESS

All done!

-So wonderful! -Hooray!

Wow, this is amazing.

Even after the seawall's complete, the people in this neighborhood can come here,

and while they take a bath,

it'll be like, "Look at Shibitachi here before the seawall!"

Surely now, everyone’s going to be coming here. Thank you.

Thank you so much!

SONY MUSIC RECORDS YOTSUYA, TOKYO

Has it been fun? The Terrace House life.

-It’s been fun. -It’s so strange.

I mean, getting to live like that...

with kids in the same world as you

YUKAKO SATO DIRECTOR

TOMOYO YASUDA PROMOTER

-doesn’t really happen. -No, it really doesn’t.

So you get to go hang out with everyone there?

Not with everyone.

Meaning...?

The two of us hang out.

Oh!

We don't have any of that happening to us,

-not these days. -No, we don't.

We feel the same way about each other.

So, Hirasawa, was there something...

that you found great?

Yeah.

What, what? So, for instance, is there anything that made you go like, "I might like him?"

Like... stupid things about him?

So he must've really pulled those heart strings, then?

Well, if you think that’s adorable, then that’s great.

The things that make him so foolish can be kind of adorable.

That's... um, easy to get...

and it's like, that's great that you guys are close.

But to be drawn in by him, that's... how do I say this?

It's hard to find a reason to worry.

It’s definitely been fun, but...

right now, when I have to really do my best...

-At what? -Work.

-Ahh. -Yeah, for the first time...

-Right, you got reassigned. -I've been reassigned.

-For one month? -For a month, yeah.

Right, this project... Yeah, when I was young,

I felt like I didn’t have time to sleep while striving hard for both.

"Work or love? Work or love?"

You don’t really have to separate them like that.

-Yeah, I agree. -I wonder about that.

Fu- MINI HALL SHINJUKU SHINJUKU, TOKYO

MAGU MANPEI 29 YEARS OLD, COMEDIAN

Keiji.

Yeah?

You got some time after this?

Ah, yeah.

Can you come with me for a bit? That okay?

CAFE ARLES SHINJUKU, TOKYO

So what is it you wanna talk about?

I took in what you said before, and thought about it for myself.

Okay.

When you said you want to break up the duo,

even though we said we’d do this together.

For it to be my fault this duo’s going to fall apart,

I can’t fathom that.

I want you to rethink breaking this up.

Without you, there’s no meaning in being a comedian.

You were probably thinking, up until that point--

You didn’t bring it up, but I’m sure you were thinking it the whole time.

I wasn’t being mindful of you, and was just living life like usual,

and for that, I’m really sorry.

It’s not that I said we should break up the duo...

in order for you to realize my feelings.

But, if you’ll still give me a chance...

A chance?

If we would do a solo show,

and invite people for that...

I'll invite our staff and people in this industry.

And our audience, too, of course.

If we do this solo show and it turns out to be hopeless,

then we can consider actually breaking up.

So can we decide on a time limit, and can you give us this one more chance?

You mean, soon?

We’d be starting real soon.

Including prep time. Unlike how I was before,

I’ll be sure to give it my absolute best.

Given all that...

I’ll give it one more thought, then.

Thank you.

I’m gonna bounce, then.

Okay...

See ya.

Thanks.

Huh? The message of the banana at the end,

isn’t just like you said, YOU-san? Though he couldn’t go so far as to shake his hand.

I’m not sure, but I wondered if he'd leave without shaking his hand.

Then right as I thought that, he takes a piece, peels it,

gives it to him, then takes the unpeeled piece.

Maybe he was embarrassed to shake his hand?

But for Ippei-san, that’s probably all he could've done.

I mean, with Manpei in that state of mood,

he could leave Terrace House...

-...and start writing up material with all his might. -Even if he did, wouldn’t he have been like, "No?"

That statement was sure heavy.

"I didn't say we should break up the duo so you can realize my feelings."

So as a result, if, between them,

there was some sort of glimmer of hope, then they could continue on.

Yeah, so in order for this duo to get rid of this situation,

they have to be really funny.

To be so funny that they can conclude that being a duo's the right thing...

Man...

...is going to be so tough.

This is like a mini-documentary in itself.

Yeah, it is.

Ah, thank you.

For what? Ah!

-For leaving that for me. -Not at all, not at all.

-Well, cheers! -Cheers!

-Been good? -Yeah.

Man, it's been a long time since we really got to talk, right?

-It really feels that way, doesn’t it? -A lot has happened since.

So anyways, how’s it going with... Mr. Yasuda?

Kenken has also apparently been thinking about me, too.

Yeah, that’s what I figured.

And then? What since?

Well, so then...

the day after, he had to go off on another trip.

I see, I see. When’s he coming back again?

Like around tomorrow noon. He said he’d be done then.

Have you guys been keeping in contact?

-Yeah, more or less. -Seriously?

-Yeah. -Oh!

So what kind of stuff do you text each other?

Like, "You good?" "I’m good."

"You not good?"

What is that? The heck is that?

"I’m not good now."

Then it’s like, "Why not?" "Because you’re not here, Kenken."

"You’re kidding, right?" "Yeah, I am." Like that.

-Wow, so lovely-dovey. -So dumb, right?

Really dumb, isn’t it?

No, you’re so adorable, Ryo-chan.

DIEGO BY THE RIVER ENOSHIMA

-Yoo-hoo. -Wassup?

Wassup, wassup.

Here comes the trendy!

-Here it comes! I’ve been waiting for this! -Today’s scene is this, huh?

She came along in her skirt!

DIEGO BY THE RIVER ENOSHIMA

-Cheers. -Cheers.

It’s been quite a while since we last ate like this.

Right. Like, since the day you got pissed at me?

Yeah, probably.

Why are you smiling?

The other day on the phone... About my skirt...

You told me not to come wearing one. ‘Cause it stands out.

Yeah.

Because you have your fans.

Wait, wait, wait. By that...

-That’s what you said, just like that. -No, I didn’t.

Just like that. I'm not lying about anything.

No, no, no, no.

I figured it was because you were worried about how you’d look.

Huh? What’s that about?

But, that’s what it was, right? That kinda thing.

What'd you mean, standing out?

Why are you always worried about how others see you?

Someone could see your underwear or something.

I tend to like worrying about these kind of details.

That's probably why I said such a trivial thing like that.

After you left Terrace House,

you were being fawned over, so at first, I took you as being a playboy.

And it looked like you were really fooling around.

However, the other day, I came to see you surf and thought I liked you.

I came to see you surf, and you were working hard.

But...

with your fans and how they're going to perceive you,

these little details keep piling up.

And with my anxiousness or unhappiness with you building up,

I figured this isn't going to work.

I really like you, Ma-kun, but...

I'm not as attracted to you as I was before.

So what does this mean?

Well, I think she's still just making a play here.

-Yeah, it's a play. -Right?

-Still making a play? -Yeah, still part of her play.

Also, there's the shocking truth. That Ma-kun...

didn't want people to see her panties, so that's why he got mad?

-Yeah, so like I had thought at first... -So it's jealousy?

...when the one he loves is wearing something quite short,

he busts out that adorable line of, "Don't wear it so other guys can't see."

So that's all it was.

So with that straight face and mood, he was like...

"Other people could see your panties, so..."

Could you say that with that tone?

That's quite hilarious!

"No, that's not it. I just thought that it'd be bad

if others saw your panties." Shouldn't you be saying it like that?

Well, that's because doing that is your job.

Normal people say things like that.

Really?!

People do say things like that.

Are you serious?

But that there, is like Seina just trying to...

-pick up a fight with him or something. -I'm seeing it differently.

However...

We still saw some trendy drama there,

but this time, Ma-kun's expression was different than usual.

Maybe he just kind of had the last straw? Like,

"I'm getting so annoyed by this."

Maybe he's like, "If this keeps up every time,

I don't think I can keep doing this."

But, quite possibly, Ma-kun's not like, "This is so annoying,"

but rather like, "Ah, no, I've really done it!"

Ah, that's gotta be it.

-"I got misunderstood again!" -"I'm sorry I gave you the wrong idea again!"

-So he's like, "I love you!" -Yeah.

That'd be so annoying.

The possibility of those two happening keeps going every which way.

-So maybe next week, this will keep going on? -Yeah.

That was great, though. How Frankie-san really...

is such a wonderful storyteller for our sake.

Asking, "So what sort of exchange of words do you guys have?"

Um, how'd it go again?

"You good?"

"I'm good."

"You not good?"

"I'm not good now."

"Why not?"

"Because you’re not here, Kenken." "You're kidding, right?"

"Yeah, I am."

-The heck was that? -We sure remembered all of that.

That was so fun. -Yeah, those lines were.

More stuff's gonna keep happening.

What? At any rate, I don't want this drama to end.

This isn't going to end, for sure.

Ma-kun's gotta understand, by now?

If Ma-kun's gonna snap next week,

then in order to turn him around,

Seina-san's going to try something else one more time, surely?

I mean, now,

she's set up a trap so he'll keep coming to her more, right?

It'll never end, will it?

-It definitely won't. -It's just fine if it doesn't.

Those two are going to be trendy forever.