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Good evening.

Good evening.

In this show,

six strangers live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

-Last week was Seina-san's birthday party. -That's right.

It was the most trendy drama so far.

Well...

Who do you like?

Seina Shimabukuro.

That's right.

Which girl? This girl right here.

I'm not some floozy on the street. That's all.

I'll come watch you surf next time.

Show me how much of a man you are.

Leave it to me.

Hug me.

I wanna watch that part once again.

Yeah, one more time.

The reason Seina-san was being so cold to Ma-kun

was because she heard rumors that Ma-kun was fooling around with women.

Such a trendy development.

So trendy. So Ma-kun is going to show his manliness now, right?

Yeah.

So there we have such a trendy romantic state of affairs,

and then, one more completely opposite pure romance has started.

Since I heard you're going to training camp, Kenken...

It makes your pillow smell nice.

-Wow, that's great! -Really?

Thanks.

When I give a present and...

someone doesn't need it, I'll tell them to please throw it away.

I won't throw it away.

There's no reason to throw it away.

I won't throw it away, even after I use it up.

Huh? I'm getting really embarrassed.

-But there was an incident there. -Ryoko-chan.

But the incident between this couple is still cute.

That he forgot to bring the aroma spray to his training camp.

By the way, this...

Hide it quickly.

But Ryoko-chan still doesn't know about this yet.

For someone who's not used to boys to get the courage to give him a present,

would it make her feel hurt that her present was ignored? Or...

...they'll use that honest mistake as an opportunity to become closer.

-I wonder what will happen this week. -Right? Will it be about Seina-san this week?

The other day, at Seina-san's party,

ZUSHI

Ma-kun showed up suddenly, right?

Yeah, that Ma-kun...

It seemed like he was being a playboy to me.

Whether he was fooling around beforehand, or while he was talking to me, I don't know.

But that was the word on the street.

So...

So it's not like you saw it with your own eyes.

-Yeah, so because of that... -You didn't?

Because I didn't, I'm really thinking about it.

-Maybe you overthink it... sometimes? -Yeah... it would be fine if I could believe him.

You must like him.

I don't know!

Having girls' talk is nice.

When is Kenya coming back?

Pretty soon, isn't he?

Soon?

I hope he comes back soon.

Yeah.

Right, Ryo-chan?

At the very least, Kenken has...

Ryo-chan on his mind, I think.

Is it just me?

I think so, too.

Is that from watching us day to day?

Yeah.

-Oh, really? -In fact, it's easy to tell.

Since he's an athlete, he's really straightforward.

Yeah, he's being direct.

Is that so?

For sure.

But, if that's the case, what about you?

-It makes me happy. -It does, doesn't it?

-Happy. -Wow.

I do think I want to get to know him more.

I'd be happy if you guys went on a date.

That'd be interesting.

Interesting?

Please be interested, then.

There it is! Thinking negatively.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

I'm back.

Phew.

-Wassup. -Hey.

Phew.

-You seem exhausted. -I am.

By the way...

What?

-You forgot it, didn't you? -Forgot what?

-That thing from Ryo-chan. -Yeah, I forgot it!

Right?

You left it right on top of the table. That's not good.

-That's true. -Yeah.

Yeah. Was Ryo-chan mad?

Ryo-chan doesn't know.

-She doesn't? -Not at all.

-That's good. -I think Ippei-chan...

-put it in his pocket. -Really?

And then he brought it down to the boys' room.

It was there, on top of my pillow.

Really?

-You realized it just now? Or at training camp? -Just now, when you told me.

When I saw it on the bed, I thought, I should use this today.

I see.

Yeah, I forgot that she told me to use it at the training camp.

That could happen, yeah.

You must have thought, "What's he thinking?"

-Well, that can't be helped. -Yeah.

Translated by lancedragons Timed & Titled by sakurabyss Corrected by sakurabyss & goob

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 27 YEARS OLD PART-TIME WORKER

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

RYOKO HIRASAWA, 24 YEARS OLD SONY MUSIC RECORDS EMPLOYEE

KENYA YASUDA, 25 YEARS OLD NATIONAL WATER POLO ATHLETE

FRANCES CIHI, 25 YEARS OLD ARTIST

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

Is it boiling now?

It won't splash that much.

-Ow! -So hot!

It didn't splash at all.

You guys are so dumb.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

This voice is...?

Ryo-chan.

Ryo-chan.

Oh, welcome back.

She welcomed me back.

You're all eating something looking tasty.

What's that? Beer?

(*She says beer backwards.)

Reeb...

-You're drinking. -Oh, sorry.

-We missed him, didn't we? -Right?

No way!

It's true, we missed you.

-Right? -Yeah.

Thank you. I'll have another training camp right away, though.

Oh, really?

In China.

Next is China.

I see.

Somebody's here, who is it?

It's probably Frankie.

-I'm back. -You guessed right.

-Welcome back, Frankie. -I'm back.

-Welcome back! -Thanks.

And that voice is?

-You came together? -I'm back.

-Met at the station or something? -Welcome back.

Yeah, we came together from Tokyo.

-Really? -We met up.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

Huh? It's been a while?

Welcome back, Kenken.

Thank you.

Did you sleep well at the training camp?

Yeah...

Oh, did you use it?

About that... I'm sorry.

Huh?

-Actually, I... -So horrible!

-I forgot it here. -No way! You're the worst.

I'm really sorry.

You're the worst.

-I was planning on bringing it. -Yeah.

And somewhere...

You just blanked out?

I probably just blanked out.

That's the worst.

Sorry.

I won't forgive you.

I'm really sorry.

-It's fine... -I'll definitely bring it on my next trip.

Just don't worry about it anymore.

That's to be expected.

Don't worry about it.

But you realized it when you got there? When you went to sleep.

-Yeah. -Lies.

-Really? -I realized.

That's a lie, for sure.

Well...

It's a lie.

Which is it? That's important, you know?

It's important.

It just popped out of my head.

I said thank you when I received it, and I was gonna use it, but...

Why did I forget it?

I'm sorry.

-Huh? -Aren't they just flirting?

What? Really?

"No way. You're joking, right?"

"It's a joke, right?"

Those who aren't used to guys, I'm really shocked when they do that.

It's so sad.

Tori-chan.

The way Ryoko-chan said, "You're the worst."

If someone said that to you, you'd feel really bad, right?

When I was in high school, a girl made a snowman,

and I smacked its head off. As a joke.

-The worst. -She said, "You're seriously the worst."

-That really is the worst. -It was that way of saying it.

It was that tone, come to think of it.

But why did you do something as mean as that, Tokui-san?

I made Nakae-san cry because of that.

You gave Nakae-san trauma with that.

She shakes every time she touches snow, now.

She can only make the bottom half.

That much?

When a negative person has something that they gave ignored like that,

it makes sense that she'd get depressed because of that.

-Yeah, because she's so negative. -She's a negative person.

She can't just switch over like that, for sure.

-This could be trouble. -It's trouble.

Depending on how Kenken treats her after this,

we might figure out how Ryoko-chan feels.

Right after the first time in a while,

we thought we'd have pure love blossom on Terrace House...

-Good morning. -Good morning.

It's really messy, huh?

Yeah.

After this, Andrew's coming.

-Hmm? -Andrew.

Who's Andrew?

My... boyfriend.

Ah, he's coming today?

Yeah, that's why I'm cleaning up.

Should I clean up?

Ryo-chan already headed out?

OFF DOING A SHOW. -IPPEI I'LL BE BACK LATE TODAY! -RYOKO I'll BE HOME LATE DUE TO PRACTICE. -KENYA

By the time I woke up,

she had already left for work.

Oh?

He's here?

-Hey. -Oh!

How do I open this?

He came right away.

I'll go meet him.

This is...

-Tecchan. -Wow.

ANDREW KANE, 27 YEARS OLD FRANCES' BOYFRIEND COMPANY EMPLOYEE

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

I'm Andrew.

I'm Tetsuya Sugaya.

-Pleasure to meet you. -Pleasure to meet you.

He's tall.

Yes.

-Let's sit, anyway. -Okay.

-You can sit here. -Okay.

You're good at Japanese.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

Seina-san!

Yes!

Is she awake? It's still a bit early.

Where are my slippers?

I'm destroying it, by accident.

Ah, Seina-san.

Yes!

Good morning.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

This is Andrew.

Seina-san.

-I'm Seina. -I'm Andrew.

-Pleasure to meet you. -Pleasure to meet you.

Wow.

-He came. -He's a good guy.

A good guy.

Sorry it's so messy here.

What are you gonna do?

I don't know yet.

It's a date for sure.

Oh, a date? In Kamakura.

Oh, I wanna get that purple ice cream.

Purple ice cream? Purple yam?

-The purple yam one? -The purple yam ice cream.

Right, you said that. You're pretty knowledgeable.

Are you not worried about Frankie living in a share house?

Not at all.

Not at all?

-He was a bit worried in the beginning though. -I see, at the beginning.

-Yeah, I trust you. -Yeah.

I trust in her.

That's wonderful.

SHINJUKU, TOKYO

#4: EARTH

Earth!

Umm, there's construction ahead of here.

Please make a detour. Thank you.

Well...

MAGU MANPEI 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

There was a black hair on the ground.

You're cheating for sure, aren't you! Hold on a minute.

I'm coming home right now, you idiot!

What?

You're Caiya-san, right?

You knew-Caiya?

I've been a fan from when you were a model!

A fan-Caiya?

I'm living right there, sorry.

Excuse me.

There's construction ahead here, so take a detour.

You're only diligent about that-Kaiya!

People change so much.

We're doing construction, so...

You're too diligent! You can see my house right there!

I'll tell you the way. Just go back 40m back,

then turn left at the first corner.

Then go left for 20m, and then turn right.

-And you should see a cigarette shop. -I'm done already.

I'm lost, I'm lost. It's impossible.

-Please make a detour. -I'll get lost!

-Detour! Detour! Detour! -I'll get lost! I'll get lost!

Lo-lo-lo-lost! How many times do I have to say it?

You heard me arguing over there, right?

In the first place, if I...

-Sorry, I got a telephone call. -You're pissing me off.

I see.

Excuse me. It looks like the construction has stopped,

so please go through.

-I can go ahead, right? -Go ahead.

Around the climax...

There wasn't any huge laughter.

That's true.

There wasn't a big reaction.

Our strong points were... trying to make them laugh with the mood.

It's a show for our agency, too.

So it's pretty bad, then.

The Maki Ohguro bit gets a better reaction.

Even if we just make the same package with it, then there's parts that wouldn't work.

It might be better to make it again from scratch.

Yeah... yeah.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

I'm back.

What happened to you?

-It's for a show. -You surprised me.

-"A construction site?" -Not a construction site.

I thought you went to work at a construction site.

Good work.

Good work.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

That looks tasty.

Please eat some.

How was your show, Ippei-kun?

My show? Today was that bit with Caiya.

You did the Caiya one? How did it go?

To me, it didn't feel like something I'd feel satisfied with.

I see.

On top of that, in April... once a year, people are fired...

Basically, from now on, the agency says, "we don't need you anymore."

That happens once a year.

So on that day, when we showed our performances,

several groups dropped out.

I don't know when that might happen to us, so...

Do you meet your partner everyday

to make new material?

I haven't.

How often are you meeting him?

Maybe about once a week.

If you don't see him every day,

isn't it hard to come up with new material naturally?

Painting is the same way, too. If it's not a habit,

your body doesn't remember the rhythm, or how to do things.

So, it doesn't matter even if it's not interesting,

if you try writing once a day, then ideas--

I feel like I haven't been doing that.

It doesn't have to be good. It can be totally boring.

Well, if you're busy every day, it can be hard.

You say it like I'm busy, but I'm not really doing anything.

Nothing at all.

Just working part-time, really.

YOTSUYA, TOKYO

SONY MUSIC RECORDS

For real!?

This is two trendies in a row!

Two trendies in a row-Caiya!

KENYA YASUDA, 25 YEARS OLD LAST RELATIONSHIP: 1 YEAR 1 MONTH AGO

RYOKO HIRASAWA, 24 YEARS OLD LAST RELATIONSHIP: 7 MONTHS AGO

Good work.

Good wor-- what?

What? What?

Why?

-Are you that surprised? -What's up?

I'm really surprised!

Well, I thought maybe... the two of us could have dinner.

What?

-I came by car. -You did?

I'm really surprised! I'm really surprised!

For real?

-I ended up kinda ambushing you. -Yeah, it's scary.

-Do you have time? -Yeah.

-Shall we go? -Yeah.

-I was having practice nearby. -You were?

"TAIWANESE TAPA CUISINE"

SOU-EN SHINJUKU, TOKYO

-Chinese food's okay? -Yeah, I'm happy, I've wanted to eat here.

-You like Chinese food, right? -I really do. How come you know that?

-You told me! -I did?

You remembered, then. Thank you.

-Are you tired from work? -I am.

Good job.

But then, I got surprised by you.

-Yeah, you seemed really surprised. -So the happiness blew away my tiredness.

Really? Thanks.

Cheers!

Cheers! Thank you.

Yeah, I wanted to meet, just the two of us.

You did? Why?

Well, it's about... your present.

Ah.

I'm sorry. I'll bring it next time. So sorry.

It's okay.

-You're laughing? -You make me laugh.

I really am, though.

Think carefully about everyone else, too.

When you're at training camp, also.

I am.

-Really? -Yeah.

-"I wanna go back soon..." -It makes you think that, right?

-It does. -Yeah.

Why do you think I want to go home?

Huh? Because it's fun.

Just fun?

What? Yeah... what?

Well, I thought maybe it could be something else, too.

Something else? For example?

-For example? -Yeah.

-Besides just having fun? -Yeah.

Is there something else?

I wonder?

I thought maybe there was something else... Sorry, forget about what I said.

Okay.

-Is there some place you want to go? -Hmm?

A place you want to go.

-A place I want to go? -Like on your day off, or something.

On a day off? Golf.

Golf? I can't play golf.

What? You should.

Yeah. If it's just the driving range, I could do it.

-Really? But you don't have time, right? -I do!

-Why? -I do.

Oh, you do.

-Let's go, then. -Yeah.

You don't seem like you'll go.

I'll go.

-Do you want to go with everyone? -Yeah.

Is it better with everyone?

Huh? What's that?

-It was nothing. -Which is it?

-Oh! -He's attacking, isn't he!

That makes my heart flutter.

He...

He's toying around.

-He's toying with her feelings. -Yeah.

He's doing that, even though, he knows he's confusing her?

So he's feeling things out for himself too, maybe?

He wants to figure out her feelings for him.

Kenken could just grab the ball,

and hold it like this in front of the goal, but...

"Can I throw it? Can I... Can I throw it now?"

So that's it?

He's doing this over and over.

So the goalkeeper is like, "What, what? Are you gonna throw it?"

"You're not going to throw it already, then?"

She was making that kind of face in the end.

-At the end, right? -She was.

She was making that kind of face.

For sure.

Umm, so in regards to Earth's material...

Yeah.

For someone who's only been at it for that long,

and at that position,

only meeting once a week to make new material is...

Normally, you would meet more often?

Normally, it would be about 5-6 times a week.

-That's right. -That often? Almost everyday.

Meeting everyday, making material together, rehearsing together,

Even Frankie said, "It doesn't have to be good,

it's better to be together, isn't it?"

She said that like the wife of a veteran comedian.

"You need to get together all the time!"

Like Helen Nishikawa.

-Helen-san, right? -Like big-sis Helen.

She was like that.

"Do your best, young one."

-Sorry, is it too loud? -No, it's fine, it's fine.

Hello? Hey.

Long time no chat.

Not since my birthday.

So last-minute, again.

Tomorrow?

"Anyway, meet at 6 in the morning"? So early?

You finally called, huh?

Make sure you come here to meet me.

Okay, bye.

Right now, that was...?

Yeah. Ma-kun.

Gonna meet him tomorrow?

He said there will be some waves in the morning.

-When was the last time you saw his surfing? -When was it?

It's been more than a year ago.

-It's been a while, then. -Yeah.

Well?

Yeah, well, I'm looking forward to it, though.

Gotta be up early tomorrow, so I gotta sleep.

-That's true. -Yeah.

-Goodnight. -Goodnight.