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Good evening.

Good evening.

In this show, six strangers live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

-As always, there is no script. -Yes.

Last time...

-Everyone left. -...a lot of people left the house.

I'll say, "I'm off," and head out, okay?

I'm off. Thank you.

Starting this spring, she'll be working at an apparel company.

And then, Yo-san, too...

Thank you.

-See you all later. -See ya.

-Thank you! -Thank you.

It was an intense 9 months.

Yeah, seriously.

He was really loved and really hated.

It was almost like a bonfire online.

And then one more person: Maimai.

-Maimai. -Oh, Maimai too!

She properly conveyed her feelings to Tetsu, and was cleanly dumped.

I've always...

loved you, Tecchan.

Your way of thinking, and your values and tastes...

Those sort of things, compared to me, are so vastly different.

I understand.

I met her recently, and it seemed like she was having fun.

You met her?

I did! She came to my dressing room!

Rinati came knocking,

with, "It's Sumioka!"

So I thought it was her and it'd be fine.

But when I said, "Yes?" she was like, "Plop!"

Oh!

It was a raw "plop!"

A raw "plop!"

Yeah, I got a raw "plop!"

And she was like, "Thank you for everything!"

I wasn't particularly planning on helping her or anything.

It's really embarrassing.

I said, "Oh, I'm sorry," and so I lost.

-So you lost! -He lost!

It was a failure. Don't clap!

So there's only 3 people.

Tecchan, Seina-san,

-and Ippei-chan. -Oh yeah, Ippei-chan.

I wonder if they'll come today?

-They have to come today! -I wonder.

We can't watch a week of just those three living together.

Yes?

I'm Ryoko Hirasawa and I'll be living here starting today.

Okay, I'll come down now.

Thanks.

Nice to meet you.

-Are you okay? -Excuse me.

I'm fine, thank you very much.

It's this way.

Okay.

-Thank you very much. -No worries, not a problem.

-Ouch! -Thank you very much.

-It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

I was surprised.

Seina-san!

Yeah.

Yes, she's here.

I thought no one was here.

Just Ippei-kun isn't here. He's the one other person.

-Hi, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

I'm Seina Shimabukuro.

I'm Ryoko Hirasawa.

Nice to meet you.

How old are you?

24.

Oh, 24.

What's your work?

-I work at a record label. -Oh.

-What's the label's name? -I work for Sony Music Records.

-Wow. -A famous one.

-That's where I work. -I know it.

Oh, thank goodness.

Since when have you been working there?

It'll be my second year as of this coming April.

-I see. -Yes.

I see.

-Do you have a goal or anything? -A goal...?

-...for coming to Terrace House. -I...

don't have any friends.

-No way! -You have no friends? No way!

I don't have friends for eating out,

or hanging out on my days off.

So I felt like it'd be nice to make friends here.

-I'm looking forward to it. -Me, too.

Seina-san, can you show her to the girls' room?

Of course!

Of course, of course.

What should I do... I haven't cleaned it at all.

I look forward to seeing it.

Ohh!?

Seriously?

Yes.

Hello. I'll be living here from today.

Okay, I'm coming.

It's a guy.

Hello.

Hi, nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

-Can I leave this here? -Totally, totally.

My name is Kenya Yasuda.

I play a sport called water polo.

I'm a part of Team Japan.

Oh, amazing!

Wow.

-It's good to meet you. -It's nice to meet you.

That's really amazing. I really noticed your broad shoulders.

-Amazing. -Wow.

Do you wanna sit?

Yes.

Is that okay?

Go ahead.

-How old are you? -I'm twenty--

Yesterday was my birthday, and I turned 25.

-Happy birthday! -Thank you.

Do you have a goal for coming to Terrace House?

I want more people...

to learn about the sport of water polo.

And also, in sports like water polo,

it's a man's world, or there aren't many women.

There are women's teams, but, I'd sorta like to find a girlfriend.

I want to ask if you'd like something to drink,

-but all we have is milk. -Yeah, just milk.

-I'll have milk. -I'll have milk, too.

We don't have any water.

We have to change out the thing for the water.

How many days off do you get per week?

With practice, I get maybe 1 or 2 days off each week, if at all.

-I'm pretty much only ever practicing. -Oh.

The milk is also all out!

What should we do? Should we go shopping after?

Yeah. Sorry for the insufficient amount of milk.

-Thank you very much. -I'm really sorry.

Thank you.

-It's weird all we have is milk. -Bon appétit.

-We should go shopping. -Shall we go shopping?

Oh, wow.

We don't have any more milk!

-The doorbell! -Oh, the doorbell.

Yes!

Hello. I'm going to be living here from today.

I'm coming.

Oh, is this Tecchan's job?

It's 'cause Tecchan was closer.

Hello.

Hello.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

My name is Frances.

I'm 25,

and I'm working as a painter.

Oh, wow!

So all of my luggage is painting tools.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Sorry, your pronunciation was too good,

so can I ask your name again one more time?

It's Frances,

but everyone calls me Frankie.

Are you a halfie, Frankie-chan?

I'm half-Japanese and half-American.

But I was born and raised in Tokyo.

Oh, really?

But I've always gone to international schools,

so actually English is my main language.

And during the day, I work as an English teacher.

Oh, really?

That's right.

And so, well...

what would you say was your impetus for coming here?

-Impetus? -Impetus?

My impetus was that I don't have any friends...

I also don't have any!

Why don't you have any?

I want to know that, too...

So funny!

You don't know it yourself? Why you don't have friends?

Oh, my.

Do you know why, Frankie-chan?

Until now, I've intentionally not been making any.

-Why? -So cool.

In a way, I'm very stoic.

And when I paint...

"Make art, not friends."

That's always been my policy.

Or, "make art, not friends,"

has been my policy,

so if I have time to even relax with some tea or something,

then I should put that all into painting. I wanted to live without wasting anything.

Wow.

So I was stoic until now.

But I thought within a share house,

I could paint while making friends,

and that would help me live a much more balanced life.

Translated by Alice (terracemouse) Timed & Titled by sakurabyss Corrected by sakurabyss & goob

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 26 YEARS OLD PART-TIME WORKER

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

RYOKO HIRASAWA, 24 YEARS OLD SONY MUSIC RECORDS EMPLOYEE

KENYA YASUDA, 25 YEARS OLD NATIONAL WATER POLO ATHLETE

FRANCES CIHI, 25 YEARS OLD ARTIST

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

Alright. So heavy!

Over here.

Wow.

-You can use this area. -Over here.

Thank you very much.

Though it seems like you'd have more time away from home.

Yeah, I have a lot of overnight training and overseas travel.

That makes sense.

Is water polo an Olympic sport?

It's an Olympic sport.

Wow!

It might have been one of the first ball sports to enter.

-It has a very long history. -Wow.

So I feel like I really need to enter. Rio, in 2 years.

Wow! Do you think you'll get used to life here?

Yeah, with my team, we have overnights,

so we're all living together, so probably.

But I dunno because there are also girls here.

If it were just guys...

How was your first contact*?

(*He means impression)

-Today? -Yeah.

Today...

-Like, someone you thought was beautiful? -Well, well...

let's save that for later.

For later? Okay.

You two can choose where you'd like.

Oh, which?

I'm okay with either.

-Can I be down below? -What to do...?

Do you prefer the bottom?

-Is it okay? -No problem, I'll take the top.

Go ahead.

-Sorry. -Wow.

So I'll be over here, then.

-Looking forward to this. -Likewise.

Are you getting up early tomorrow?

Tomorrow?

I have work tomorrow.

From what time?

We start at 11.

What time do you need to leave?

Around 9, I guess.

Around 9.

How about you, Frankie?

I have a meeting.

Okay, then let's have a party today!

Shall we make something?

Let's go shopping!

-Let's all go shopping. -It seems fun.

Frankie, do you have a boyfriend?

Yeah, I have a boyfriend.

You do!?

I do, I do.

I do.

-What? -Yeah.

But living with guys like this...

does he understand?

He's an American.

A friend I made when I was living in New York...

who I became friends with in college, introduced him to me.

-He supports me in anything I want to do. -Have you been dating long?

For a year and three months.

That's nice!

How long have you been single?

About half a year?

Oh, but still half a year.

-How about you, Seina-san? -Me? Hmm...

I have nothing going on right now.

Really?

There's someone who tells me he loves me, but...

Well, well...

There is, but...

I still don't know, I guess.

Really?

Thanks for asking though.

I thought no one needed to know my stuff.

These are words I've been feeling for weeks on end.

Since no one has been asking her.

That's true, with everyone before, they were only interested...

-in their own issues. -Seriously, yeah, seriously.

Everyone feels very put-together.

But Hirasawa-san feels like she might show us a true-to-life romance.

-That'd be nice. -She might, really.

I get it, I get it.

Also, that water polo guy...

He has such a nice build.

-Baba-chan, isn't he totally your type? -I really like him.

-And he's on the national team. -Right, in two years...

he plans to go to the Rio Olympics.

On the chalkboard, it'd say, "I'm off to the Olympics."

And I would have thought he meant the store at first.

And then I'd realize, "Oh, wait, that one!"

Somehow Frankie seems like...

she would always try to aggressively correct people's bad parts.

-It seems like it, yeah. -She'd probably say things.

(*a Japanese politician)

I wish she'd just say them to Renho.*

Judging?

Terrace Judging.

Terrace Judging.

I'm glad Yo-san's not there anymore.

She'd thoroughly criticize him.

-It seems like they have a lot of things. -They do!

Thank you.

Okay! Thank you.

NISHI-KAMAKURA

Do you usually go shopping?

-To the supermarket? -The supermarket, supermarket.

I almost never go.

Maybe sometimes?

What was it again? Chicken? Boiled tomatoes?

Today will be chicken and tomato soup with garlic rice.

How many do you think we should buy?

Like four?

Four!? Only four!?

But they said earlier that they won't eat much, right?

-They did? -Didn't they say that?

They'll definitely eat it. A girl's "not very much"...

and a guy's "not very much" are extremely different in amount.

Oh, really? Wow.

Shouldn't we buy about six or so? All together.

If we don't use it all, then we can just freeze it.

We're back, we're back!

Welcome back, welcome back!

-We bought a ton! -Veggies!

-You bought veggies? -Your favorite: vegetables.

Veggies, veggies!

Okay, so... what's our strategy?

Right, our strategy.

-So, for our strategy, first... -Strategic meeting?

Could you guys be in charge of the meat?

Sure.

I can tear this with my hands, right?

-Seems like you know how to cook, Frankie. -Yeah, I do it pretty much everyday.

Really? So you cook for yourself!

-Yeah. -Wow.

-Hey! -Ohhh!

Hiya!

-Did you put things away? -Yup, I did.

Alright.

And I took a brief nap.

Are you good?

Yup, I'm good. I'm good, thanks.

Make sure you're careful.

I'm back!

Welcome back!

Could it be...?

Huh?

-Hello. -Hello.

Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you.

-Have you already eaten? -I haven't eaten.

You haven't? That's perfect! Good timing. We're cooking now.

-Okay? -Just 10 more minutes.

It looks good!

I'm gonna grab some chopsticks...

-Is this good? -Yeah, okay, that's good.

Everyone, cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers. Cheers!

Cheers!

I'm not sure how to eat this correctly.

It's good!

It's good? I'm glad!

-The garlic rice is also really good. -Tomato purée.

Yeah, purée.

It's great!

You've probably already asked why they've come here and stuff?

I don't have any friends for casually going out to eat,

and things, so...

No way!

And for me, it's the same thing.

Yeah. I have a boyfriend.

-Oh!? -So, it's not that...

You have one!? Oh, you didn't know that?

No one knew!

Did you know, Tecchan?

-I just learned now. -Oh, really?

Since I have a boyfriend, I'm not looking for romance or love,

or anything like that.

You're very straightforward.

-I am. -So straightforward!

-You don't have to say it that strongly! -No, but,

if I don't make it clear, then... yeah.

And for you, why? You're part of Team Japan, right?

Yes, well...

Water polo is still minor, so to make it more major,

I'd like for more people to know about it. At the same time...

I guess, romance?

Did you go to college here?

My college was Tsukuba University in Ibaraki...

Oh, Tsukuba University!? No way!

Amazing!

And after graduating, I was in an adult league called Bourbon,

and now I've been in Kashiwazaki until now. And then two days ago, I came here.

Water polo is amazing! Since you're in the water, you can't really see well...

It's called a martial art of water.

Yeah, people will aggressively pull on your legs...

Or kick your face.

That's dangerous!

I've broken my nose, too.

-Wow, so muscle is really important, then. -Yeah.

Muscle? To protect yourself?

Yeah.

Ryoko-chan, so muscle...

-Do you like it? -I do.

Ohh!

Where do you like muscle the most?

You're gonna ask that?

Oh, that! On the arm? Here.

This muscle?

Here? Here?

-Right, right. -Wow.

Wow, wow.

Yours is twice my size.

So thin!

Wow.

That's amazing.

Since you hold the ball like this, the muscles...

So does that mean your right side is bigger?

Yeah, my right side.

He has such a look of triumph on his face.

-You're funny, Ippei Shima. -"Yeah, it's my right side."

-Frankie's in the center of it all. -Yeah.

It was insane since the shopping.

Seina-san seems overwhelmed.

I wonder if we'll get some Seina trendiness soon?

It might be hard to get her trendiness in, with this tempo.

Ma-kun's really the key to Seina's trendiness.

They should have a separate Trendy House...

-As a spin-off. -A spin-off...

(*a Japanese comedian)

Jun'ichi Koishida* could be in it?

So this will be a peaceful week? The rest of it like this?

Who knows, maybe Frankie will...

promote a free sex policy.

She's so straightforward.

I see.

What about before the episode-closing door slam? Something needs to happen before it!

Everything okay? What about that, Seina-san?

I'll take care of cleaning this up.

But I want to keep drinking,

so I'll drink over there.

That seems nice.

(*Tecchan's name, made to sound more female)

-Oh, so lady-like. -Tetsu-ko*...

-Tetsu-ko has to do this. -Really lady-like.

Maybe I'll go, too...

You're my bro, right?

I'll do the rinsing.

Really?

-What role should I do? -You can take care of the sponge.

-The sponge? Like Bob? -I'll join you over here.

I haven't heard Sponge Bob jokes in a while!

-Where do you store the cups? -Hmm?

Cup storage.

We put the cups up there.

Up there? Thanks.

If you open it, you'll see. Thanks.

See ya.

It's been so fun, all of it.

Today?

Going shopping, and cooking.

You're very clear with what you're thinking, so you're easy to understand.

Yeah, you're very straightforward.

I'm easy to understand?

That's sort of worrying to hear.

What's worrying?

No, it's good. It's better to say things clearly.

Yeah, it's perfect. Or what I mean is,

if you held back your thoughts too much,

then everyone around you wouldn't feel like they could get closer to you.

Is that true?

Yes.

-But there are many times when it fails. -Not necessarily. Or that will happen, but...

It's just the first day.

It's just the first day,

and I really like this about you.

Well, for now! You still don't know. You still don't know!

-Do you cook? -Hmm?

Do you cook?

I can only make simple things.

Like omelette rice...

That's great! That's the best, omelette rice.

Or like Japanese omelettes...

I can really only make basic things.

Today, I just cooked the chicken.

That was tasty, that chicken.

-Really? -Yeah.

At Terrace House,

are you hoping to find a boyfriend?

For now, I just want friends, I guess?

That's what you said.

Yeah, since I don't have any friends.

No male friends, either?

Yeah.

Sometimes you have to choose, but it'd be great if you can get both.

That's true.

What do you guys think of Kenken?

-Jealousy. -Are you!?

I don't want to lose to him, you know? The results are just too clear.

-It's okay, he's a different person from you! -He's really jealous!

About anything, at all instances.

There's many different people. All different but all with good points.

But, listen!

I...

There it is!

Trendy!

Does anyone this interesting really exist!?

But, listen!

I...

think Kenken is really awesome.

What?

What is this, all of a sudden?

What, you're just talking about yourself?

He's stoic as an athlete,

and he's-- how do you say it...

to have this one goal that you work so hard for,

how to say it... that he's able to concentrate his feelings like that,

is something I really like in people.

I know, there was that athlete before, too.

-Stop it! -In the beginning.

Well, anyways, that's what I like.

Isn't that sort of thing great?

-Yeah, I think so. -Yeah, it would be.

I thought he was really cool. That's it.

It was the same for Ma-kun, too.

-What? -He was an athlete, too.

Ma-kun?

Yeah, that's how it is-- it was, too. I dunno about now...

He was?

I don't know about now.

To me,

that's how it was. Past tense.

Past tense?

Yeah, I don't know now.

-There she goes, the big sis! -Seina-san!

Those eyes at the end were amazing.

Sitting and saying, "That's how it was."

He's already a man of the past.

Seina-san is so trendy!

She was really trendy.

-"That's how it was." -"That's how it was."

At first she said, "Yeah, that's how it is."

But then she changed it to, "That's how it was."

He's already become a man of the past.

Kenken seems like he's popular.

-He does. -Yeah.

Ryoko-chan also should be...

She'd feel something. Since she doesn't have any friends,

and then for the first time to have fun like this with various people,

-and the person closest to her is this hot guy... -That's true.

And then, just as this growing romance is starting to move,

right at that time, right when it's about to come out to the surface,

then suddenly Seina-san will sense it...

Oh!

And be like, "No way, could it be...

that you like...

Kenken!?" It'd become like that,

and then her medusa snakes'd be like...

Ahh!

Ryoko-chan won't be able to resist at all.

She'll be swallowed whole.

She won't be able to move. Because of Anaconda Seina.

And then, if Ma-kun appeared after finding this out,

the trendiness would be out of this world.

-That'd be insane. -Wow, seriously.

Another scary thing...

is that toward Frankie,

Seina didn't actually feel good about her.

Yeah, it was overflowing.

She really held back when she said that.

It all came out with her drinking, though.

You're too perfect so there's no space to come closer. That's what everyone might think,

but I like you. That's dirty!

Yeah, it's dirty.

Everyone else might dislike you,

but I like you.

That's the worst.

It's sneaky.

Yeah, I think so, too.

I'm trash like that too, so I understand.

But, it's a dirty way to do things.

Because of that, Frankie, who was speaking so straightly,

got suddenly quiet.

Or maybe, because she's an adult, she realized she was drunk...

True, true.

For today, anyways...

And then with her leg on Ippei's knee,

tap, tap, tap...

That was really perverse.

Saying all, "I like him..."

And in the middle there, Tetsu looked like a prisoner of war.

Like he wanted to go upstairs to sleep right away.

He wanted to go back.

It looked like a scene from hell.

Seriously, thank you.

In such a short time after the new members entered,

this drama has picked up, as expected with Seina-san.

Right? As we expected.

Yeah, it looks like it's getting interesting.

From the beginning, Frankie also came in with a "bam!"

We may be able to see the first innocent love in a while.

I look forward to it.

I really want to see Ryoko-chan making a bento for his water polo training.

-Will Seina-san get in the way of that? -Seina-san, yeah...

She'll hide and secretly put in tabasco sauce.