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-Good evening. -Good evening.

This show is about...

six strangers, living together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

None at all.

In the spirit of Valentine's Day,

Maimai gave only Tecchan gâteau chocolat.

She made it especially for him.

Here you go.

He ate the whole thing by himself,

eating the chocolate cake in silence.

But in the end, his feelings for her...

are still a mystery.

Right. He's not making it very clear.

Along the way,

Ippei-san, who's started developing some feelings for Maimai, is starting to get a bit frustrated.

I was thinking it might be okay to try and get between those two.

If you're interested, then there's no reason to do it half-heartedly, worrying about his feelings.

That's true.

Let's get to the real issue at hand.

Even the last two issues were pretty major, Tori-chan.

A one-man show on Valentine's Day.

A Valentine's Day disaster.

-Right. -A Valentine's Day disaster.

While our relationship was vague,

I went on a date with Hana-chan.

I see.

I think I am in love with Hana-chan.

Sending me messages like, "I love you,"

And, "I miss you."

You said you would stay with me even when I became an old lady.

Were they all lies?

I'm sorry.

There are those people out there, right? That say those types of things...

-There are. -Yup.

Saying things like, "Let's get married right away."

After a week without his feelings fading is a bit of a shock.

-Right. -True.

From now on, he'll be with Hana-chan, right?

Naturally.

-Ma-kun suddenly stopped by Terrace House. -Yup.

The other day, we didn't get to talk much.

I was wondering if we could talk a bit more.

We ended last week's episode with...

Seina and him going to the Rec Room to talk. Then the show ended with the door slam.

-That slam. -I remember now.

I forgot about that. There's just too many things going on.

Things will advance in a "trendy" way once more, I bet.

Let's start with our "trendy" couple.

Since we didn't get much of a chance to talk last time...

I really do feel that way about you.

Why are you bringing it up now?

Well, I've met many girls since then...

but... none of them compare to you, Seina-chan.

"Why...

did I give such an answer back then?" I thought.

Continuing to think these thoughts...

I started liking you more and more again.

From my position, it sounds ridiculous.

Seeing you quit your modelling career...

made me want to support you.

Even if you don't support me, I can do very well on my own.

You may think that you're acting tough but...

For once...

I've made up my mind.

I made a decision, but...

you think the world revolves around you, don't you?

Even now, I'm not really sure. I've never felt these feelings before.

I don't even understand it myself.

Don't tell me if you don't understand yet!

You're laughing again. You're just screwing around.

This is what I love about you.

I won't ask you to date me right now.

Just give me a chance to let me make you fall in love with me.

I'll think about it.

Okay.

I'm heading home, Tecchan!

Heading out?

-Sorry for interrupting. -No problem.

-See you. Thanks again. -No problem.

Bye-bye.

-Yup. -See you.

See you.

I wonder what happened?

Translated by SpicedPotatoes Timed & Titled by sakurabyss Corrected by sakurabyss & goob

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

MAI NAGATANI, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 29 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

CHIE ONUKI, 23 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT SEIJO UNIVERSITY

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 26 YEARS OLD PART-TIME WORKER

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

That's right.

You waited for her afterwards, right?

After, jyA-Me and I met up after her work.

Getting to the point... Well, I like Hana, so...

I apologized to jyA-Me.

That's how I approached it.

There's no doubt that it made her sad, since after all,

even though we weren't going out,

I often told her that I loved her.

To jyA-Me.

"Let's always be together," I told her.

So I thought that if I'm just dating her half-heartedly...

then we're better off apart.

I sort of... pushed her away.

I purposely made jya-Me hate me.

"Saying, 'I love you,' and, 'Let's be together, even when you become an old lady'...

Were all those things you said lies?" When she asked me that,

I thought, if I told her that they were all lies,

she might begin to hate me.

So I swallowed my pride, and let her interpret it that way for her sake.

Don't you think that's irresponsible?

Wouldn't you want him to tell you the truth at the end?

If you properly tell her, "I did love you, but..."

Saying that makes it easier to accept the situation, at least for girls.

-I think what you did wasn't true kindness. -Yeah.

Saying, "It was all just a lie,"

and making the break-up easier,

it's not easier for jyA-Me, but it's for your sake, isn't it?

I really think so, too.

If you had a major change of heart, in the end...

out of respect for the other person, tell them, "Everything I felt for you was true,"

and let them know that they were important to you.

Saying that would have been much better, in my opinion.

I think where you're in the wrong is that...

you take absolutely no responsibility for the things you say.

Even if the result is that you get with Hana-chan,

Saying, "Let's forget everything that happened before,"

is not taking responsibility for your words.

First off, let's discuss the trendy scene.

-Trendy, right? -Yes, trendy.

A very trendy start.

Seina-san got angry, and...

-Ma-kun replied with, "That's what I like about you." -So very trendy!

And then, a group meeting.

Everyone alluded to what he thought was his saving grace.

He purposely lied to her to make her hate him, and make the break-up easier.

But then, at the end of it all...

-That sort of shallow reasoning wasn't a good idea. -Right.

The only one who is saved any pain is himself. That's correct.

But don't you think having someone at the table say that to him,

it will be more difficult to go for a full-speed approach at Hana-chan?

-Now that you mention it... -But you know...

-Imai-san might be the one to be on the offensive. -I think so, too.

Also, because that big incident happened,

Seina probably wants to share her troubles, but nobody's asking her anything.

True.

-You're right. -It must be tough for Seina-san.

The way she wears her cap is like those remote control car racing pros.

Like a TAMIYA plastic model racer pro.

Sitting there quietly in the back.

Bon appétit.

Hey!

-Good morning! -Good morning.

Huh? Aren't you taking your time this morning?

Hm? Oh yeah.

Today's magazine interview is a bit later on today.

You have a performance?

Yup.

You've had a lot of performances lately.

True.

Want some?

Thanks. Yay.

No worries.

Hold on a sec. Don't use the same fork.

-Sorry. -By hand?

Sorry, I'm not good with that sort of thing.

Asking, "Do you want some? But you can't use the fork," is something else.

-I didn't mean it that way, sorry. -I'm sorry, too.

It's good.

I'm glad.

-Isn't the flavor a little strong? -Yeah, I like it that way.

I'm from Kyushu, so speaking of strong foods...

-Do you like ramen? -I love it.

-You like it? -I like Tonkotsu and the like.

That it is to say... I want to go to Hakata!

Hakata, huh.

Isn't Hakata famous for it?

Yeah, Hakata.

There's motsu too. And motsu.

There's nothing but motsu!

Speaking of, we haven't eaten together yet, have we?

-We haven't yet, right? -Oh, we haven't.

Did we?

Not yet.

-Let's go eat sometime, then. -Let's do it.

When we have some free time, we'll get some Fukuoka food or something.

I'm looking forward to it.

SEIJO UNIVERSITY SETAGAYA, TOKYO

-I had 2 credits left. -Really?

-How many do you have left, Onuki? -I have 2 general and 2 specialized left.

Gotcha.

Here it is. Here's legal studies. Are they listed?

I'm scared to look.

ANNOUNCING THE GRADUATING STUDENTS

Is it this?

It's here, it's here.

CHIE ONUKI

It's here! It's really here.

Hold on a sec, I'm going to send this to my mom.

If I just tell her I've graduated, she'll say, "No way! Really?"

-Hold on. Are you saying she doesn't trust you? -She'll definitely say that.

"Really?" she'll say.

I wandered around alone today.

Where did you go?

-To Fujisawa. -I see.

We came back together, from Fujisawa.

-Your legs got tired, right? -We split everything 50/50.

You said you wanted to save money, so you called me. What a shameless girl.

-I didn't call you. He said he was doing nothing. -"Are you free?" she asked.

She said, "Let's head home together."

I was happy when she said that.

Then, "We'll split the bill 50/50. Do you mind?"

I'm home!

Welcome back!

-I'm home. Just the three of you? -Yeah.

-We're having a girls-only gathering. -Yeah.

Where did you go today?

I went to school today.

School? Speaking of which...

You're nearly at the end, right?

-Well... -What?

There was an announcement posted with those set to graduate...

Today? How did it go?

I will graduate.

Congratulations!

-Congratulations! -Thank you.

-You were worried, right? -Yeah.

-Congratulations. -Thank you.

You're a full-fledged member of society now.

A working adult.

Or did you want to stay a student?

Well, you know, if I start working, my world will get bigger,

and I'll have more chances to meet people.

So I'm excited about that part of it.

I get to do what I want to do. I'm really happy about that part.

I've talked to the other girls who got hired,

and thinking about the training that I'll have to do for my job,

the many years until I have kids, and all the other things we talked about...

-So, real-life problems? -Right. After 10 years.

When I get married and have kids, I'd like to keep working.

For that, I need to think about developing a good foundation and skills at work so...

when I come back from maternity and childcare leave, I'll still be needed at my job.

Chie-chan has a life roadmap all pre-planned out, doesn't she?

Well, you know, if I don't know what I'm doing next, I get really worried.

I see.

After 10 years, do you want to be doing the same work?

Well, you know for comedians, compared to normal people,

we have a different conception of when the right timing is.

I see.

Starting from the age of 35,

is usually when we start job hunting.

The next 1-2 years will decide everything for me.

For real, my life could change at that point.

Honestly...

I know that next year, my contract will end.

I know it, and everyone mentions it to me as well.

If it looks like it's going to end, I know that it's going to be bad for me.

Isn't that scary? Having a job singing for people.

Super scary.

Scary, for sure. It's the same thing performing comedy in front of people.

Let's all do our best.

We're all in our "training period."

Yeah.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning. It's good weather today.

Yeah, it's good weather.

-You know... -What's up?

-My graduation is finalized. -Really?

My graduation is decided.

Really? Congratulations!

-Thanks. -That's great news.

Finally, after all these years, I can make my parents proud.

-That's very admirable of you. -Nah.

This is changing the subject a bit, but...

I said a few harsh words...

-What? What did you say? -In front of everyone,

I said a bit too much, and I was wondering if you were okay.

I'm absolutely fine. If you guys don't say anything to me...

then I don't know. What you said was very important to me.

You said those things to jyA-Me that day...

-and now it's all finished, right? -Yeah.

I haven't met her since then...

but I have contacted her a little bit.

Okay.

The feelings I had for her back then were real,

so I thought it's best to tell her.

How's things with Hana-chan lately?

I plan to meet her soon, and tell her my feelings for her.

-That sounds good. -Sure.

NAKA-MEGURO, TOKYO

TORIGOYA FLAGSHIP RESTAURANT

-Having motsu is a must. -Thank you. Here comes the Motsu hot-pot!

What were you up to, Ippei-chan?

Well...

I thought I would look for some costumes for our next skit.

What's the skit?

(*Caiya = An American celebrity popular in Japan.)

Like Caiya's* clothing.

What do you plan to buy?

Clothes with the American flag on them.

Please excuse me. I will make the hot-pot for you.

-Please leave it like this for now. -It looks delicious.

You know when it's just the two of us, it feels kinda different.

We do often talk a lot, though.

Well, only really at home, though.

Having you with us has really lightened the mood, Ippei-chan.

-Everyone's cheerful? -There are a lot more smiles now.

That's good. I want those I love to always be laughing.

-Yeah. -If we're together, you know?

-There's something I want to ask. -Sure, what is it?

There's something I want to ask. -Sure, what is it?

Valentine's Day was just the other day, right?

Hold on, there's something I want to ask about that, too.

Was Tecchan happy afterwards?

You're quite the go-getter, Maimai.

I was wondering if I was pushing way too hard.

If it were the other way around, I'd think it'd be a turn-off.

-I'm pretty worried about it. -Nah, if it were me, I would be happy.

But I don't really know.

I guess.

He's probably thinking, "I wonder what she means by this."

I won't say anything to him. Like he doesn't to me.

As for Tecchan,

what kind of girls does he like?

He probably likes girly-girls.

What kind of fashion do you think he likes on a girl?

Will you change your wardrobe?

I don't know. I'm just gathering information.

He probably simply likes sexy outfits, I think.

Something with sexual appeal, maybe?

If that's true, then I've got no hope.

Well, another option is...

to come on the show and say, "Mai Nagatani will now show her erotic side."

-That's an option? -Of course.

If you did it, I would want to support you.

WORK SITE

If we were to have a pillar, and construct something similar to a Shinto Shrine archway,

to support that...

HISATO KOJIMA OWNER

-Good morning! -Good morning.

-I look forward to working with you this morning. -I look forward to working with you.

In the garden, these paths are called garden paths.

We have made a frame with some bricks,

so we'd like to fill the inside with some masonry.

Hurting yourself is the worst thing you could do so...

-Okay. -Make sure to do it right the first time.

-Firmly? -It's best to put some strength into it.

You did surprisingly well, Ippei-kun.

That looks pretty good.

I think so too.

-This is a lot of fun. -It's fun?

I like it. Getting a work-out, and getting paid for it.

-It's not scary? -Really? No, not at all.

You do a lot of different things, right?

Tecchan is doing this and that...

he's doing a lot of different things for us.

-Is that right? -It has been about a year and a half now?

How long have you been at that house?

Over two months have passed.

Are you having a good time?

When you live in a co-ed house,

you start to worry about things you normally wouldn't worry about.

When I go for dinner with Maimai, and even when it's just the two of us,

she just talks only about Tecchan.

So, on the other hand, I wish that...

Tecchan would give more attention to Maimai.

We've finished over there for the time being.

-Finished, have you? -Yes.

Well done. I was just giving him a lecture.

He sucks at cutting stones.

When you get some free time, feel free to come back again.

Thank you very much.

To be honest, being only a comedian isn't paying the bills.

You just need to hit a home run.

Yes, sir.

If possible, if you look like...

you're a slacker on the outside but produce results, isn't that so much cooler?

Chie-chan got angry at me for that.

But, doesn't that mean that...

you don't need to show off for Chie-chan?

I said that before. Didn't I say that before?

You're right. That's sort of ideal.

You don't really want to show your hardworking side, do you?

Ippei-chan isn't doing it 100%...

so Chie-chan feels that way. If you do it properly,

then whatever she says doesn't matter.

Oh, I see! There's indecision in my heart,

-so I end up agreeing with her. -Basically.

You're right. You're absolutely right.

So cool!

How can he be so charming?

He is cool everytime we see him.

When Ippei-kun goes out for dinner,

all he hears is talk about Tecchan.

-That would be pure hell. -That would be hell, for sure.

His expression in that last clip clearly showed he wasn't enjoying himself.

Thinking that it's normal to start entering show business at the age of 35...

That's not right, is it?

That's some optimistic thinking.

Seeing quite a few entering show business at 35,

and then thinking that you're also okay until you're 35 is a bit naïve though.

-I see. -Certainly.

-I want him to work hard on the Caiya skit. -Baba-chan!

What should we do if the entire last part we watch is the Caiya skit?

KAMAKURA STATION

-Hey. Hana-chan. -'Sup!

So today, we'll experience nature, and my natural personality.

I see.

Therefore...

I made a bento lunch for both of us.

No way! Are you for real?

-I've got a feminine side too. -You're in touch with your feminine side.

This is the first time a guy has made a bento lunch for me.

There's a place in nature that I really like.

-We're going there? -That's right.

JOGASHIMA, MIURA

The daffodils are pretty.

Right? They only bloom during this season.

What a lovely smell.

Look.

Wow. Amazing!

Amazing, right? Isn't it amazing?

It's out of this world.

-We came to the very edge. -I feel nature all around me.

-You feel nature, do you? -I feel it.

So much nature.

Let's sit here.

-Here? -Yeah.

It's amazing here.

Wow.

-Shall we eat our bento? -The handmade bento made by Yo-san.

Wow, sandwiches! Amazing! There's fruits, too.

You're practically a girl, aren't you?

It's good.

-Good? -It's good. The best.

-I'm glad. -It suits you.

-What? -It suits you.

The strawberry sandwiches?

No, silly. This location suits you.

It suits me?

Since we're at this special location, there's something I wanted to ask you.

Sure.

Well...

"What's going on with jyA-Me-chan?"

She'll ask him.

Right. Then Yosuke-kun will say things like,

"jyA-Me-chan and I won't meet anymore, and you're the one I love."

If he says it clearly, then Hana-chan will probably reply,

"I see. Then that's fine."

He'll say that, but after hearing it, Hana-chan will respond, "But I don't love you."

Dumping him with that excuse is on the table, right?

-At this point in time? -I wonder.

Judging from the way the topic was brought up, and from her expression,

I don't think that's what will happen.

-That was the look of someone in love? -What do you think from a woman's point of view?

Ms. Triendl's insight.

In regards to Yosuke, what are her thoughts?

You can already see how Angr-iendl is leaning.

It doesn't matter what Yosuke-san says, she'll say,

"Hmm."

-"Hmm." -She's frowning.

What do you think?

Well, I wonder what Yo-san will say.

Again, will Yo-san...

be able to skillfully explain the situation?

If he explains it extremely, extremely well,

it would go well for him. But if he were to make a mistake, well...

That would make things impossible for them, I think.

That means that Tori-chan will never forgive him.

As far as Ms. Triendl is concerned,

-she hasn't forgiven him, so... -Yup.

Next week's the miracle home run.

I can't help but think strange things like...

what if jyA-Me-chan also came to the same spot with him?

That would be horrible.

When I think about things Yosuke Imai does,

I end up thinking, "How many times has he done this same thing?"

I see! With another girl?

-I can see it happening! -Me, too.

Here?

For example, he's definitely told his first wife the line,

"Even when you become an old lady, let's hold hands."

When I think of that, I think, "Do something original!"

-Wow, you're right! -He should do something new, I think.

The familiar way he peeled the skin off of the avocado...

He's probably made those sandwiches countless times.

That, too.

What would you do if the first thing he said was,

"Hana, let's be together even when you become an old lady"?

-Would he make such an obvious blunder? -That would deserve a slap.

Then Ms. Triendl would jump right through the LCD screen, right?

"HEY, YOU!"

(*Sadako = the long-haired girl from the movie The Ring)

Like a reverse-Sadako*...

-she'll enter the TV. -She'll burst into the TV...