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Good evening.

Good evening.

In this show,

six strangers live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

None at all.

A big incident is happening.

-First of all, shall we start with Yo-san? -Wow, here we go!

Ahh!

-Right now, he's interested in two girls. -That's right. So we have...

jyA-Me-chan and...

also, Hana-chan.

Such a frivolous situation.

-The second time he's been like this. -Second time, indeed.

Who did you like first? Between jyA-Me-san and Hana-chan?

It didn't happen at the same time, right?

jyA-Me, for sure.

How often do you two meet up?

About once a week.

And as for her,

I think she sees me as her boyfriend.

Seina-san's really busted it out in the open.

Totally, totally.

Out she comes! Miss No-Subtlety.

That singer...

jyA-Me-chan, do you know of her?

Yeah.

Apparently, she likes him a lot, too.

What should I do?

You should do what you want.

I'm the one that's going to have to pull the trigger.

Otherwise it won't go anywhere.

Things were moving along all at once, and then...

-And then... -That thing happened to Ippei-chan.

What sort of feeling do you get towards me?

Feeling?

The fact is we're drinking like this together...

and Tecchan and Yo-san both have things going on tomorrow, right?

So didn't us two just end up together as a result of that?

Yeah.

Sorry, is it okay if I smoke?

No problem, it's totally okay.

"It's totally fine to smoke."

was what she said.

It just suddenly got quiet after that.

So is that all over, now?

-Right? -I really wonder about that.

In other news, Ma-kun...

-Ah yes, that OG love. -Yeah, the impact of that... Yeah!

Reeks of trouble.

That's right.

At the airport,

where I asked if she would wait for me.

Once I got back, the way it ended...

like that.

Ever since, I've hung out with a lot of other girls.

I know it's really selfish of me but...

I like her.

Huh?

I do.

This is...

a possible chance at kick-starting things, once again.

Yeah, but I don't know about Seina-san...

This is the creamy chicken for number three.

Okay.

CHIGASAKI

ITTA NIIMI OWNER

Here's your creamy chicken. Excuse me.

Ah, let me take your finished plates.

Hello.

-You've been well? -Welcome.

Ah, you're working.

Sorry.

Are you doing your job properly?

How'd you know I was here?

I heard from Tecchan.

-Actually, this really suits you. -What?

-This actually really suits you. -Thanks.

-Can I order something? -Ah, sorry.

-What? Come to give me a hard time? -Well, there's that, too, but...

Okay.

Guava juice.

Do you want that iced? Or hot?

You can get it hot?!

-You can't get it hot, can you? -I can nuke it for you.

-Naw, it's okay, it's okay. It's better cold. -Is that okay? Okay.

It's sure been a while, hasn't it?

It sure has.

What sort of turn of events is this?

What do you mean, turn of events?

I just came here for a drink.

Oh, yeah?

How's surfing going?

It's going great. I'll be out of the country starting in March.

-Oh, yeah? Where you are going? -Australia.

What time do you end work today?

In the evening.

Do you get breaks or anything?

Yeah.

Can I talk to you outside during one?

Why?

I'll be waiting outside.

-Later. -Okay.

Thanks for coming!

Translated, Timed & Titled by goob Corrected by SpicedPotatoes

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

MAI NAGATANI, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 29 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

CHIE ONUKI, 23 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT SEIJO UNIVERSITY

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 26 YEARS OLD PART-TIME WORKER

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

What's up?

Let's talk.

Ah, so tired!

-Sorry to bug you while you're busy. -Not at all.

Well, back then...

I chose surfing, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, back then, I really didn't have much free time,

so that's why "surfing" came out of my mouth.

But, you're the one who's been remaining in my heart, Seina-chan.

I love you.

What?

I get why you would be like, "What?"

Or, "Why now, after all this time?"

-I don't get you at all. -I bet you don't.

But, I do like you.

Saying it all of a sudden like this...

Sorry.

I still have work to do, so...

-I gotta go back. -Sorry.

(*Look this up on Reddit, there's a whole thread on what this means.)

So trendy!*

So trendy* of her! This, this!

-This is what I've been waiting for! -Amazing.

-That's Seina-san for you. -That's her for you.

So different of her! But...

Whether she's turning him down, developing that sort of attitude.

Like she's pushing it aside.

-At least for now. -What?

At least for now.

She was worrying just there, like, "Don't get worked up about it!"

-Seina was getting troubled there? -Yeah.

-I see! Seina's stage has just raised its curtain! -It just got started.

-Getting started, indeed. -Ahh, I want to see right away!

Ah, so both of you started working?

I haven't yet.

I went today. Thanks so much to you.

-Not at all, it's no big deal. -Seriously, though.

I think I'm going to have some Iichiko shochu.

Don't you have to take the first train in the morning?

He's gotta take the first train tomorrow?

He's gotta take the first train tomorrow. All the way to Fukuoka.

-Seriously? -Me?

Yeah.

I can go without sleeping.

Will you be okay?

At this age, I've been to so many weddings, seriously.

Since middle school, I've always said that I wanted to get married.

That's something that's still not realistic to you, is it?

Yeah, but the next guy I go out with, I think I'd probably marry.

You'll marry the next guy you date?

All the more reason why I've become more cautious.

Girls sure are really...

pragmatic, after all.

-I guess so. -I totally think not.

I'm 29 now but I think if there's someone I like, I'd be able to go out with them.

You okay, Seina-san? You all right?

I'm all right.

That's fine if you are, but...

What about you, Seina-san?

Like Chie-chan said...

do you agree with her about the next guy you'd go out with?

Well, there's times where I'm thinking about focusing on my future.

-I see. -Yeah.

-I'm home. -Welcome back.

Where did you go?

Hair cut.

What about you, Yo-san?

I've been asked out by jyA-Me to grab a bite.

-And you're going out in that jacket? -Yeah.

That's what I thought.

Is it okay?

It's totally okay. How is it going now? Like, with...

I mean, Hana-chan's also in the picture.

It's not like anything's been defined with Hana on that day.

So it's not like it could go either way with them, now?

It could go either way. It could, but...

"But"?

I still have met up with both of them and have been with them...

and it's not at that step where it's gone bad with either of them.

Yeah, normally that's how it is.

Nothing like that has formed yet, with either of them.

Yeah.

SHIBUYA, TOKYO

Your jacket today is adorable.

Thanks.

Your jacket's like...

got this image as if it's not normally worn.

It's not, it's not.

I only wear it when I'm fired up.

You're looking great today.

Those crosses.

I've got crosses all over me today.

Have you ever prayed before?

I have.

-What have you been praying about? -I'm always praying.

What are you praying about?

Various things.

-Various things? -I pray about all kinds of stuff.

I'm back.

Welcome home.

-What are you doing? -Oh, it's you, Tecchan.

Looking at some material.

Material?

You're always home late.

I'm doing theater now, so...

Where's Yo-san?

With jyA-Me!

Ahh!

The last train's already passed, right?

Yeah, I came back just now, on it.

Oh, yeah?

Are you full now?

I'm full now.

I'll be sure to call you again.

Take me home.

What? Sure.

Oh, you've got a dog, right?

That's right.

Should we stop by a convenience store?

Let's stop by one.

That's unusual.

Huh?

It's lunchtime and you're...

actually here at home.

Oh yeah, these days...

That's a super-awesome shirt.

This? Isn't it, though?

-It's so stylish. -Thanks.

Listen up, Tecchan...

Hmm, what? Sure.

At my workplace... Ma-kun came by.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

I have no idea what he was thinking,

but he told me he likes me.

But, you know...

-Did you hear something? -I did.

What's up with that?

We went out to eat beforehand...

and that's when he told me.

If you were to ask me...

I keep thinking he's being selfish.

But, Masato-kun was really, really worried that he has been.

Oh, really?

He was so worried about it.

He told me that he knew he was being selfish.

But that he likes you.

Well, I guess I should take my time thinking about it, instead of panicking about it.

Well, I don't know why he's like this, all of a sudden.

Yeah, I better take my time thinking.

I'LL BE HOME LATE DUE TO THEATER PERFORMANCE -TETSUYA

This.

Hey, this is building up.

Oh, this trash is?

Probably. I don't know, but in the meantime...

This is kinda frightening.

It's okay. We can just rinse this down.

You're really good at that.

I'm home.

Welcome back.

I'm back, wassup?

You've come back.

I'm home.

Don't be saying, "I'm home!"

Huh?

I'm home.

Welcome back.

What are you smiling about?

It's gotta be that.

Hey there, you hoodlum!

"Hey there!"

So, you were together until the morning?

I was there until the morning.

Ah, that's nice.

So now it's completely taken shape. Must be nice.

Was it a happy night?

I'm sure it was.

What, what? That suppressed laugh...

So out of taste. That's not something you ask.

Weren't you totally refreshed?

Compared to when you left, once again...

You're really easy to get, Yosuke. Seriously.

-Oh, my. -Oh, my, my, my.

Are you all right, Ms. Triendl?

The teacher's all done with this.

She's all scrunched up in a ball now.

Yeah.

-But that just seemed so real. -That really was.

That mood when they were heading to her house from the bar.

Come to think of it, I think that's the first time

someone's spent the night elsewhere.

I get that same feeling, too.

That's right, during the week... he'd been saying he met with her.

-Oh yeah? -How complicated.

If it wasn't, he wouldn't say that he thought they were going out.

I see.

Imai, you bastard!

So cold, so cold, isn't it? So cold!

It's so cold, so cold!

LUMINE WING ŌFUNE

It looks like they got a ton of stuff!

It's so big!

So big!

That's great, that's great!

That's so cute!

Adorable!

Maimai, what are you going to make?

I decided a while ago.

What will you make?

Gâteau chocolat.

-Sounds great. -What do you think?

-Will it be okay? Will it come across as special? -I think it will, I think so.

You two aren't going to make anything? For your first choice, or...

What? First choice? First choice?!

So you're not making anything? Or just for those three? Are they all the same to you?

Yeah, they're all the same.

You're not going to give to any other boys?

-Nope, no one else. -Hmm...

There isn't?

All the same. I'm giving them the same thing.

Are we okay with them being equal?

As of this moment, they all are.

Ah, I see.

I'LL BE LATE DUE TO AN EXHIBITION MEETING. -YOSUKE

But yeah, y'know...

There's not a single vegetable in this.

Right.

This seems like a comedian's meal right here.

Like, a comedian's hot-pot.

What are the girls doing?

They probably all went out.

-Everyone? -Yeah.

Seems like when it's just guys around, it's calm here.

Yeah.

Here it is.

Huh, what's this?

KOU KITA-KAMAKURA

-What type of restaurant is this? -Italian.

So lovely.

Cheers!

Seina-san, have you not started working yet?

I have started.

-You did? -Yeah.

Do you want to go to where she works, sometime?

I do. I really want to go.

You can eat alligator there, right?

Yeah, you can. Hey, listen...

You were just talking about popping by suddenly.

When I was working... Ma-kun came by.

-By Ma-kun, you mean...? -Ma-kun?

Masato Yukawa.

-Why? -What did he come to do?

To tell me that he likes me.

What?

I was like, "What?!"

-And then? What are you going to do? -What'll I do?

To be frankly honest,

it'd be a lie to say I wasn't happy.

I was definitely happy. But then I was like, "Why now?"

So totally...

I was totally crushed,

and I overcame all that.

But it was like, "So what was the point of getting over him before?"

Why is it that guys simply... Well, maybe not simply...

But something along those lines. Like being fickle.

Yo-san's also like that.

Are you seriously going for Tecchan?

Yeah... Seriously? Yeah.

Seriously?

Bit by bit,

I'm... already completely back to how I was before.

Isn't this how it is for you?

Where you're punching everything into a calculator, right?

Isn't that horrible? No matter what I do, that's probably what others will tell me.

They'd be like, "Which way is it for you?"

That was just a joke.

That's fine, though.

I'm just doing by whatever I'm thinking at the time.

Chie-chan...

Here it comes!

It's come full circle to you!

That's right.

What do you think about Ippei-chan?

I'm really curious.

I'm so curious, I can't sleep.

Can I be completely honest?

Sure, go ahead. What is it?

I guess... I just don't really sense any manly attraction in him?

Huh, what do you mean? Physically speaking, no way?

So, putting it very simply, he's...

I don't really get worked up by him.

Like, within me...

that switch as a woman doesn't turn on.

I get it. Your hormones aren't exactly raging.

Those female hormones aren't raging for you.

Yeah.

I see, that's how it is.

Yeah.

How's it been going for you, Ippei-kun?

What?

My work?

Hmm? Chie-chan.

I really actually wanted to talk about this just now.

No way?

I tried all sorts of approaches with her,

but I've been getting these tomboy vibes the most.

What made it most clear to me, was after the show I did.

Okay.

When she heard me ask, "I did everything I could. So what do you think of me?"

there was nothing.

Nothing?

So, with that, as for your feelings...

-they're no longer getting all excited? -That's right.

What? So, Chie-chan's feelings then are already...

...not there, not there.

So, any other...?

The one I found most easy to talk to about regular stuff

is Maimai, for me.

Oh, yeah?

That's awkward to say in front of you.

No, not at all, not at all.

But, let's just say...

Yeah.

if I were to tell you that just Maimai and I are going to grab a bite,

would that be bad?

Well, it's also weird for me to tell you what to do.

True. I'm a little interested in her, though.

I see.

So Maimai, for Tecchan...

that special thing you said you're giving him for Valentine's Day?

How are you planning to give it to him?

Like, in what kind of situation?

-I'm super curious about that. -Me, too.

How should I make it special?

I think you can just tell him in front of everyone.

"I made this for you, Tecchan...

and for nobody else!"

"Since this is special... Here!" Wouldn't that be great?

Are you going to confess your feelings, Maimai?

Out comes Kewpie!

So, Maimai, are you going to?

Are you going to confess your feelings, Maimai?

Out comes Kewpie!

So, Maimai, are you going to?

I do have those feelings I want to tell him, but I already know what he'll say.

Okay, no, no, no, no.

I already know that's no good.

That's not what I mean, Maimai. Isn't that not good?

If you don't tell him, he's never going to think about it.

I already know, though.

No, no, that's not... That's not what this is.

That's not what this is. That's not, right?

-Yeah, it's not. -What? But I'm scared to!

-I'm scared to! -Don't be scared, Maimai.

He's definitely going to say it's too late.

-I know that. -It's okay, it's okay. It'll be okay, Maimai.

Ah, man, stop. Don't look at me. Don't.

That's true love.

I know.

-I know. -It'll be fine.

But then what'll I do if I'm called a liar?

A liar? Who cares?

Between regretting doing it and regretting not doing it,

if anyone's to ask which is better, it's definitely better to regret doing it.

At least when that time comes,

you should just blurt out whatever your feelings are.

-So scary! -What was up with that?

I'm about to cry already, myself.

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

"You should just say it in front of everyone."

"What'll you do? Confess?"

"You should just say that it's special just for him!"

That suggestion pretty much gets a 0%.

That's a 0% for sure.

Chie-chan's answer there... as far as he goes as a man...

Yeah...

"I happened to tell Chie-chan my feelings,

but it turned out no good at all."

But then he was like, "By the way, Maimai's..."

I would like to see more of that one-at-a-time love...

Please go on, teacher.

-...get treasured more. -I would like that, too.

That's a request from Ms. Triendl.

Those feelings towards a person of interest, they should be properly held better, and properly told.

Yes.

Even if it's not going well, they should give it at least one more go.

Yes.

That's what I want them to do.

So I'd like to make this... E-TV!

Education TV?

We'll call the show, Ms. Triendl Says, "Do It Properly!"

Yeah, yeah.

So...

Seina-san, you're both in this!

Yeah, we are.

-I watched all this happen in real-time. -I did that interview.

-Seriously? -I saw it on TV.

Was it dirty?

Yeah. It was so graphic.

Was that kiss too much for you?

It was too much for me.

-Whose phone is that? -Isn't that Yo-san's phone?

-Whose phone is that? -Isn't that Yo-san's phone?

Who is it?

Hana-chan.

You gotta be kidding.

It's from Hana-chan.

A call from Hana-chan?

A call.

Thanks.

Ohh!

Hello, this is Imai speaking.

Yes, Imai, it's Imai. What's up?

There it goes.

Sorry, I just picked up my phone. That's how it is.

I'll go. I'll definitely go.

Okay, thanks. Thanks for the call. See you.

Yup. Okay, bye. Yup.

Huh? What was it, what was it? She asked you out?

Yeah, I'm going to go grab a bite with her.

Even though she's so busy, for her to ask to grab a bite together...

I wonder what's up.

Well, so he'll go grab a bite once,

-he'll go and then think it over a bit... -And then come to a proper decision.

But he spent the night over at her place...

So he'll be figuring out whether he still has something for jyA-Me...

or not any more. That's how it is now.

Not anymore for him. He's that type to be like that.

He's that type.

That sort of guy is totally that type.

But it's not like...

there's that correct... There's no written oath or anything there.

No, there's not.

So with that...

"Well, you did it like that!"

That sort of thing wouldn't happen.

-This is such a difficult situation. -This is difficult, indeed.

Such as it is for popular people!

But there are those girls out there who'd be like, "So what was that other night, then?!"

There's also guys who're like, "So what was that other night, then?"

So, the other day, I was watching The Best Divorce, and...

-I saw that, too... -You saw that, too?

-I did. -That time, when Yoko Maki was like...

"Women who you can make love to, shouldn't be able to win against those you can't."

That's what she said.

-"There's people out there like that." -What did she say?

She said, "Women who you can make love to, shouldn't be able to win against those you can't."

Oooooh!

-That's so deep. So hard. -I thought that was such a great line.

So if you apply that here with jyA-Me-chan...

I see.

-With Hana-chan's... -I see...

So that's... like... um...

If she gets the wrong idea, and Hana also does, too...

They wouldn't be able to have a good battle.

So the more Hana-chan gets pulled in...

-the more likely she's going to win. -Right. That's right.

Wow!

That's right. That's how it is.

-So sad. -Yeah, that would be so sad.

So with that, if jyA-Me-chan were to catch wind of this, and they butt heads...

-jyA-Me-chan would take a step into the negative. -It'd be over. Over.

Yeah, so people saying, "Why'd you do that?"

aren't going to get liked, then.

I mean, because she gets that,

so she'd never be like, "Why?" then?

Hmm, well, I don't know how far I understand this, but...

I don't quite get this. I'd like to wash my ears out once.

I don't quite get it.

You're gonna wash your ears? I'm scared of the way you think.

Do you want to flush them all out?

I just want to wash them once. I don't get it.

Aaaah!

So, I'm gonna go wash Tori-chan's ears out now.

Let's go get your ears washed, okay? Let's wash them once.

-Just once, yeah. -They're going to get cleaned out.