Original subtitles

-Good evening. -Good evening.

This show is about...

six strangers living together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

There is no script.

First off, last week...

-Last week was busy... -Lots of things happened, right?

Lots of ups and downs.

First, we started off with a date between Yo-san and jyA-Me.

That was the first thing.

The lovely tune...

"♪ jyA-Me~" was born.

I'm in love with jyA-Me.

What? Wait a sec. You love her? You already love her?

I think jyA-Me also loves me.

-♪ jyA-Me~ jyA-Me~ -Shut up, seriously.

Cut it out.

Then, as for Tecchan and Maimai...

By doing things like preparing a bento for Tecchan,

I think they are moving in the right direction.

Wherever this is going, Maimai is doing everything to win him over.

Doesn't this mean you have to make a special Valentine's, then?

Yeah. I wanna... make it special!

Let's do it, let's do it!

-Right now, Ippei-chan and... Chie-chan are... -Finally...

I wonder what will happen?

It doesn't feel like you're panicked towards your work.

Anyways, it doesn't seem like that's how it's been with you.

If that's how you feel, then I'd like you to come see one of our shows once.

If, after that, you feel the same way, then perhaps you're right.

The performance might be this week.

-I wonder if she'll go watch it? -Perhaps, she will.

(*Caiya is a famous American talent in Japan, known for playing a stereotypical foreigner.)

Ippei, who was all fired up, wrote "Caiya" in his notes.

And then, before the show ended, we saw that...

-Hana said she liked Yo-san. -That's right.

What's going to happen there?

It's all messed up, as usual.

Who's the most your type out of all the past housemates?

Wow!!

It splashed a lot!

But you turned me down.

But that was...

That was back then.

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't know back then.

Yeah.

She's saying he is the best out of all the housemates.

Even though Yo-san has jyA-Me, he was all like, "Really? Really?"

-I'm looking forward to this week. -Let's watch.

It'll get even more tangled, probably.

-I wonder what'll happen. -I can't wait!

I'm feeling quite down.

-Hey! -Oh, hey!

-What are you up to? -Guy talk.

-Guy talk? -Guy talk.

-Nothing special. -Really?

Hey, Yo-san!

-What? -Hey, Yo-san!

Time for your spanking punishment for yesterday.

-What?? -Yo-san!

I won't make any excuses this time.

Listen to this, Ippei-chan.

Hana-chan said...

that she's interested in Yo-san.

Now? At this time?

Yup.

What?

Yo-san's feelings are also going that way, too?

But Hana was super cute!

What do you mean? When you saw her in person?

This is a problem.

It's a problem, alright.

I don't know which one to choose.

Your personality is too straightforward.

When there is a pretty girl in front of you, I know how your affection tends to spring out, but...

Thanks for the support.

But that's just a guy's opinion.

What do you think from a girl's perspective?

That's no good at all. They'll both be hurt.

You're right.

I'm not dating either of them right now, though...

So there's that...

So here's a chance to show your manliness here.

If you choose one and say, "No matter what, I'll stick with you."

But really... The two of them are just so cute!

Nope, nope. You're just being a kid.

You have to make a choice.

Yeah, you're right.

I have to choose.

Yup, choose.

You gotta be strong!

Translated by SpicedPotatoes Timed, Titled & Corrected by goob

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

MAI NAGATANI, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 29 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

CHIE ONUKI, 23 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT SEIJO UNIVERSITY

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 26 YEARS OLD UNEMPLOYED

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

"CHIGASAKI STATION"

CHIGASAKI

Good morning!

Looking forward to working with you.

ITTA NIIMI OWNER

Hello.

I'm sorry, I forgot this the other day. I'm really very sorry.

Thanks. You're right.

Don't worry about it. I'll take a look at it, then.

We had an interview the other day...

and since you came at the recommendation of Kojima-san...

We'll have you work here for a trial period. Get changed and I'll explain further.

-Thank you. I look forward to working with you. -Looking forward to working with you.

Okay, we're open now.

Please come in.

“Today's special is...

a garlic sauté made from homemade corned beef and cabbage."

Please say that as you're bringing out water to the customers.

Understood.

Here is your water.

Today's special is...

a garlic sauté made from homemade corned beef and cabbage.

Please consider it, if it's to your liking. Excuse me.

-Today is a day off for you? -That's right.

That's nice. Are you on a date?

I'm so jealous! I want to go on a date, too!

But I don't have anyone to go with.

IKEBUKURO, TOKYO

Anyways, cheers!

I'm a bit stuck so I called you here to ask your advice...

-That's scary. Scary. -Huh?

jyA-Me...

The girl we met recently?

Yeah.

You know me... I fall in love easily.

I just got déjà-vu.

Déjà-vu!

Déjà-vu from the situation with Rinati.

It's pretty obvious that jyA-Me reciprocates my feelings.

Yup.

I'm leaning towards jyA-Me, but...

But Hana is just so cute.

You really like cute girls, don't you?

To get to the point, I'm interested in both of them.

To put it plainly.

Which one was first? jyA-Me or Hana?

They didn't both fall in your lap at once, right?

jyA-Me was...

-...first? -Yeah.

How often are you seeing each other?

About once a week.

I see.

I think she sees me as her boyfriend.

I see.

But I haven't said anything like, "Go out with me," or, "Be my girlfriend," yet.

I like them 50/50, but,

I know that truthfully, jyA-Me and I are closer.

But I yearn for Hana a bit.

Hana isn't really all that close with me, yet.

Then jyA-Me is the one, isn't she?

You should think about jyA-Me first, don't you think?

You're right.

He doesn't learn, does he?

He doesn't learn.

What a hopeless man.

At least he's honest.

It's not that bad, is it? It's not like they're officially a couple.

-No, no, they are. -But she thinks they're going out.

That's the weird thing about it.

jyA-Me thinks they're going out, right?

It's her fault, is it?

No, it's not her fault. Nobody is at fault here.

It seems like the real deal, but...

nobody's stamped the contract yet.

-Even if you say that... -That's horrible.

Relationships aren't a contract...

Wait, wait.

Calling it a contract wasn't right of me.

Not a contract, but...

He did this before!

-Right! -That's right.

-It happened with Rinati, right? -Yeah.

If it was the first time, we would understand, but...

...he should think about jyA-Me's feelings more.

There is a saying: "If you chase two rabbits, you will get none." He's going to go there.

-We don't know yet. -We'll see.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

You have a performance today.

That's right, it's today.

At La Mama.

Over there, if 10 customers raise their hands, the performance is immediately cut short.

Wow, that's harsh.

I invited Chie-chan today.

I told her to come see me working hard.

-You want her to see your game face. -I want to show her that.

But if the first performance she sees is one that's suddenly cut short by the audience...

That would be tough, certainly.

-That would be a downer. -Yeah.

I at least want to do one skit from start to finish.

SHIBUYA, TOKYO

THE 317th LA MAMA NEWBIE SKIT CONTEST

Next up is the group Earth. Please welcome them.

MASAYUKI WATANABE ORGANIZER

My cell's battery is dead and I can't get a hold of my friends.

I don't want to die on this frozen mountaintop!

Damn, I'm getting faint.

♪ Summer will certainly come...

MAGU MANPEI 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

It's a hallucination!

♪ Summer will certainly come...

♪ La la la...

What's this? It suddenly feels so warm!

I see! You've come from heaven to get me!

Maki Ohguro!?

Do you know me?!

I'm a big fan!

You're on the cusp of the generation that would know, after all.

But why... why are you here, Maki Ohguro!?

I'm thinking of having my next solo concert here.

I came for a preliminary inspection.

Do you know how far up we are?!

Hello, manager?

Please look up a way to warm up a body on a mountaintop.

Give me a call back. Thanks.

Call for help!

Thank you very much.

Thanks for taking care of him for me.

-My name is Magu Manpei. -Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you.

-How was it? -The event was very fun!

Really? That's great.

Does everyone have to wake up early tomorrow?

I have to wake up a bit early.

Really? What about you, Chie?

I don't have anything tomorrow.

Then let's grab some food.

There's a quick meeting now to discuss what was good and bad.

-Can you wait for me until after it ends? -Okay, no problem.

NOROSHI (SIGNAL FIRE) SHIBUYA, TOKYO

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Sorry.

Good job!

Good job today.

Did you drink anything?

There was a chance to drink with them...

But I thought it would be better to celebrate the evening with you.

So I had a coke instead.

-Draft okay? -Yup.

-Great job today! -Thank you!

Cheers!

Delicious. I was so nervous today.

I was worried about what to do if we ended early.

Before that, there's one thing I want to apologize for.

Okay.

I said some pretty harsh things the other day.

But seeing you today, I felt I needed to apologize.

What I said was pretty mean.

-I said some harsh things and... -No, no, no.

...I'm not really in a position to lecture you.

Don't worry about it.

That's it. That's all I wanted to say first.

Can I take that in a good way?

Sure... huh? What do you mean?

I heard Chie-chan went to see Ippei-chan's event today.

I wonder what will happen between those two.

Ippei-chan is quite the go-getter type, don't you think?

But I wonder what Chie-chan thinks of him?

She'll get to see him when he's 'on.'

Yeah.

She might change her perspective of him upon seeing him on stage.

I definitely think so.

Yeah.

It was great you could see me in the spotlight.

Artists like Maimai and Yo-san...

when they play their instrument or get up on stage...

they change. They become cooler.

What do you think of people in show biz?

I can't find the words, but I think, "Ah, that's their job."

What? “That's their job?"

That thing you said before...

Yeah...

...about coming into the house together, at the same time...

as two people coming in then... What did you mean by that?

There wasn't any deep meaning to it.

If that's the case, it's a big positive for me, too, then.

Okay...

What sort of feeling do you get towards me?

-Feeling? -"Towards me" might be strange, but...

The fact is we're drinking like this together...

and Tecchan and Yo-san both have things going on tomorrow, right?

Yup.

So didn't us two just end up together as a result of that?

Yeah.

Sorry, is it okay if I smoke?

No problem, it's totally okay.

What a battle that was, just now!

Impressive.

I got chills.

It was a chilling battle.

I was mesmerized.

She handled each punch well.

She handled it well.

And as a counter,

"The reason we're here one-on-one today is...

-everyone else has an early day tomorrow." -"Everyone else has an early day.

That's why."

Hearing that, Ippei held his tongue then.

But Ippei is right, right?

Someone who was just in the spotlight in their moment of glory,

immediately after that, it's only natural to go on the offensive...

Does that mean ugly people will never find love?

No, in this case, he moved too fast.

I see!

-It's not over yet. -Right.

Don't you think Ippei's heart is broken?

After the exchange, at the end, there was a bit of a spark.

There was, there was.

I wonder...

Also, shouldn't we talk about...

the fact that Magu Manpei was a little slow in taking his make-up off.

-He left without taking it off. -Coming outside looking like that.

Well, if he was really told, "My friends are waiting outside and they want to meet you, hurry up,"

and he was like, "I don't have any time to take this off!" then came out, then that's fine.

But if Magu Manpei wanted a laugh...

Cunning!

Magu Manpei, isn't that a bit much?

That's quite cunning!

In spite of that, I wished he waited until we wanted it more.

Right.

We still haven't fully processed it yet.

First, you start off with, "What? You didn't put on any make-up today?"

Then we start to want the gag to go further...

But if you just throw it all out at once like tossing beans, then...

Then all you get is this.

We don't want any more beans.

Everything all at once.

You gotta make us want it.

KICHIJŌJI, TOKYO

Hey, Tecchan. What's up?

-How's it going? -Good.

What's wrong?

Hm? Well...

We haven't been out to eat together...

Ah yeah, we haven't recently.

Anyways,

-cheers. -Cheers.

How's it been going lately?

It's been going well.

Oh, yeah?

Next up, I have a overseas photoshoot for SURFIN' LIFE in Australia.

-How long will you be gone? -About a week, I think.

-Really? -How about you?

I've been doing theater. I've got my next gig already lined up

-for July and August, or June and July. -Really? You're sailing then.

I'm doing one right now. I'll be doing them in parallel.

I see.

Is everyone getting along?

Everyone gets along well.

I'd like you to meet everyone, including Ippei-kun and Chie-chan.

I'd love to meet them.

Did you watch the show the other day?

Which one?

Seina-san came back!

-Yeah, I saw. -What a surprise, right?

When I came back from my coming-of-age ceremony...

There she was, sitting there like a regular housemate.

Actually, that's the real reason I wanted to talk to you.

What about?

Her.

The fact that Seina-san came back?

The fact that she came back, or rather...

NAKA-MEGURO, TOKYO

-Thanks for meeting during your busy schedule. -No problem.

What shall we drink?

-Wine, of course. -Of course, wine!

The other day...

You were pretty close with Yo-san, don't you think?

Yeah, well...

What do you think of him?

I think he's pretty charming, actually...

-Ahhh, I see. -Yeah.

At what point did you start becoming interested in him?

There was that Terrace House event,

and that photoshoot.

-For the official book, right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one.

So there were a few cases of us running into each other, one after another...

To be honest, there is quite a big gap between my age and a 29-year old...

Of course, the fact that he had a wife and has a kid was discussed on Terrace House before...

and I was quite surprised at first.

But Yo-san being so reasonable about it is actually quite a good point in my books.

He seems like a really nice guy.

A nice guy you're interested in, huh?

What about yours these days, Seina?

What about me?

Your love life.

If I remember correctly, there was that thing with Ma-kun. There was nothing afterwards?

Absolutely nothing!

Nothing, huh?

The thing with Ma-kun is...

well, part of it was that I said that heavy line:

“Which is more important, Surfing or Seina?"

But that was such a heavy question.

When I heard that, I thought, "Seina is really something!"

No way. Anyways...

if he had said, “No, no, I can't compare the two,"

if he had said something like that, it might have been different.

But he said, "Surfing," with a serious face, so all I could say was, "I see."

But anyways, as for the feelings I had felt for him,

I'm keeping them in a special place for now.

That's awesome.

At the airport, I asked her if she could wait for me,

and when I came back, it ended the way it did.

I did say, "Surfing," but...

But...

There wasn't any space for her in my heart then.

Since then, I've been hanging out with other girls...

This might be a bit self-centered, but...

when I started thinking about it rationally...

-What? -No way!

I know this might be a bit self-centered, but...

when I started thinking about it rationally...

I still like her.

Really? You have feelings for her?

I do.

That's great! Why are you so serious about it?

-That's great news. -It's seriously...

a happy thing, but in actuality, I put her up to all those other feelings.

You did make her wait.

And even though I made her wait...

If that's the case, you two should meet.

I'd like to.

Seina's got a lot of free time.

-Really? -Yup.

Isn't she busy with work?

So, about that...

She quit modeling and the agency she was working with.

But she started a part-time job.

She started a part-time job? Where?

It can't be helped. I'll have to tell her for you.

No, don't say anything. I'll tell her.

I just wanted you to be the one who knew first.

Thanks.

I'll be praying for your success.

-Really? -Does this sort of thing actually happen?

-What changed, suddenly? -This is surprising.

-That was very Ma-kun-like. -Yeah.

-"I like you." -"Okay."

-"I like you." -"Yeah."

Like that.

There's a whole bunch of Cupid's arrows flying around now!

So true.

Did you watch the latest episode?

-You saw it, right? -I did.

Do you know the singer jyA-Me? jyA-Me.

Yeah. She did a music video with Yo-san, right?

They're getting pretty close, I hear.

Do you know the singer jyA-Me? jyA-Me.

Yeah. She did a music video with Yo-san, right?

They're getting pretty close, I hear.

Oh, really? I see!

It's going well...

According to Yo-san, it seems he's got feelings for you both.

Really? Like, wow...

I just remembered a scene half a year ago

when we were in the bedroom and you said something like,

"Daikinman has two girls he likes."

It's the same situation all over again!

In terms of timing, he started to like jyA-Me first.

Gotcha.

-I wonder if she likes him? -Who?

jyA-Me.

Apparently, she likes him a lot, too.

Really?

Yeah...

Wow.

What should I do? It's got all confusing.

I'm totally all confused.

What the heck should I do now?

-What should you do? -Yeah.

You should do what you want.

Hearing what I just told you...

did your feelings change?

That's how I would decide.

If that's the situation that Yo-san's in right now, then he's not going to make a move on me.

I just realized I'm the one that's going to have to make the move.

That's great.

I'm the one that's going to have to pull the trigger.

Otherwise it won't go anywhere.

Seina's true worth shone through today.

It really shone through.

Its like she's wearing metal shoes on someone else's field.

-She says everything that comes to mind. -Everything.

But it usually ends up fine, in the end.

This was a good idea.

But jyA-Me can't help herself, right? When the guy she likes most is coming onto her like that.

Yup.

When there's someone hurt, it feels bad, you know?

Yeah...

But the fact that someone's hurt, that's all part of the game of love, isn't it?

-Wow! -Some people would say that.

-Seina really gets things moving! -She does.

Finally, an arrow has also started pointing at Seina-san.

Finally.

That's going to mess things up.

I wonder how Seina will respond to that?

We'll probably see a good performance.

Something big is bound to happen, and we'll see a good performance.

When her and Ma-kun have a one-to-one talk, she'll ask,

“Why did you say, 'Surfing,' then?"

“Just kidding!"

Just like that!

-She'll definitely say that. -That gag is old!

I'd like to see it.

It fits so well with her generation.

-That's straight out of 1988. -Right.

All she has to do is fold her hands behind her, kick a stone, and it's set.

Yeah, then it'd be set.

It's going to be so much fun.

Well, Ippei's still going to be stuck in hell, though.

Ippei will, yeah.

-Ippei should go for Manpei instead. -With Manpei, huh?

You're right.

They'll be good together.

It's time to be honest to each other.

Manpei's the one that should be honest.

Sorry, I got carried away.

-Right now, Manpei. -Right.

If he's wearing that make-up, he'll definitely get an answer.