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Good evening.

Good evening.

In this show, six strangers...

live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

-As always, there is no script. -Yes.

-First, before anything, Seina-san... -Yeah.

Seina is back.

Seina is back.

You know how I left, determined to go abroad?

Yeah, I cried a lot, too.

But it went horribly.

It went so horribly that I quit the modeling agency,

I quit being a model...

I have no idea what I want to do... I want to do some self-reflection.

She left Terrace House,

and then, she basically lost everything, so she came back.

It feels like they opened the door, and a huge storm arrived.

Well, yeah, everything was ripped away from her.

So... it's alright, I guess!

Omi-kun!

I think it's great.

Please try to care a little more.

Also, Ippei-kun went looking for a job.

-Yeah. -Right, right.

He's trying his best.

Also, Maimai and Tecchan, just the two of them...

That fancy dinner.

Oh, yeah.

The other day, on the last episode,

Ippei-chan talked about

how I might apologize, right?

-And you said it'd be too late. -Sorry.

That was a joke, a joke.

Today, in inviting you to dinner,

-I was worried you might think it's too late. -No, that's not true.

I'm glad.

Will you take the responsibility for lighting the fire again?

Miss Nagatani.

Just her last name.

-Well, she didn't say she liked him. -Right, right.

But, but, but...

She is saying that

-her feelings have returned. -Oh, right.

As far as your feelings for Tetsu go,

if it were a yes or a no, it'd be more a yes, right?

We're back to where we were.

Back to where I think he's a great person.

Going on dates, just the two of us together...

Also, Ippei-san and Chie-chan...

they spend a lot of time, just the two of them,

so it feels like something might develop.

It's not very clear.

Yo-san has been working together with

the musician jyA-Me.

Those two have a good vibe going.

Yeah, it was a good vibe.

They said they'd perform together. -Yeah, they did.

Oh!? Are we supposed to care about that, too?

-Let's care. -Care?

He doesn't relax.

Are Yo-san or Tecchan home yet?

No... well...

Hmm?

Yo-san has that right now...

What?

A dream date.

He changed his shirt so many times,

he couldn't decide between a V-neck or a U-neck.

I was like, who cares?

KAMAKURA

-Hey! -Ohh!

-Hi! -This is impressive.

jyA-Me (PRONOUNCED: YAH-mi) MUSICIAN

-You good? -I'm great.

-The event went well. -Good job!

-Thanks! -No, thank you!

First, happy birthday!

Thanks!

Happy birthday!

Ta da!!

Here's a present.

-No way! Thanks! -Please accept this.

-Can I open it? -Yeah.

-A clock? -Yeah.

It's cute!

They said it's handmade.

-Wow, thanks! -Happy birthday.

What a surprise!

-You scared me! -Hi!

Hey!

Big sis Seina.

Hey!

-Did you know about Yo-san? -Oh? What's up?

He was changing his clothes so many times, so I knew something was up.

He has a date.

Oh!

With someone outside the house?

I think so.

-From the music video? -Yeah.

Do you have anyone you like?

Someone I like?

Hmm...

I wonder...

You wonder?

What type do you like?

What type?

What type do you like?

-You're asking me? -Yeah.

Well... let's see...

Someone who likes fashion,

and also...

someone who's tall.

It's always fun to be with you.

-Really? -Yeah.

I'm supposed to be celebrating you!

You are!

I feel like I really want to celebrate you.

Are you drunk?

Please take care of me.

"Please take care of me?"

Well... yeah.

Yeah, I'll come back to this place.

-It was fun, wasn't it? -Yeah, it was.

Thanks! Did you have fun?

I did.

Translated, Timed, & Titled by Alice (terracemouse) Corrected by Brian (goob)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

MAI NAGATANI, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 29 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

CHIE ONUKI, 23 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT SEIJO UNIVERSITY

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 26 YEARS OLD UNEMPLOYED

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

I'm back!

I'm back!! What's wrong?

-Hold on. -You got a cold?

-You're really hyper. -What?

You're really hyper!

Am I?

What happened? Hold on, hold on.

What is it, what is it?

-You're sick? -Aren't you really drunk?

Tell me about it.

Are you interested to hear?

Well, I'd like to sleep if I could, but I'll give it a listen.

I understood a lot of things, within myself.

What? Hold on. Could you first explain things slowly?

I learned two very important things.

Yeah?

First of all, I'm in love with jyA-Me.

What? Wait a sec. You love her? You already love her?

I love her.

Is that okay? It's not your usual getting carried away?

It's different.

-You already love her? -I love her.

So fast! And then? What's the second thing?

I think jyA-Me also loves me.

What? Did you confirm that?

I could feel it.

Damn, you're a lucky guy.

Sorry for waking you up.

No worries. Let's go back to dreamland.

Back to sleep.

Stop it! You reek of booze!

Go play your guitar upstairs.

-Go to sleep. -I'm going to!

-Good night! -See ya!

-♪ jyA-Me~ jyA-Me~ -Shut up, seriously.

Cut it out.

♪ jyA-Me ~

That's amazing, Yo-san!

-Here it is! -This is so fun!

That was fast.

He was so aggressive. She was aggressive, too!

Yeah.

So from our perspective, she's already confessed, right?

Well, not a confession, but with things going like that,

-they're just confirming it. -I see.

-Yeah, yeah. -They're both confirming it from each other.

It's been a long time since we had a happy couple.

-This is already looking okay, right? -Yeah.

-But... I dunno... -Oh? What's up?

Omi-chan has it! -It feels sorta like...

-things are going too well. -That's exactly it, Omi-san.

I can't help but feel like something's wrong.

What!? How so?

Granted, Yosuke Imai isn't the type to be smooth sailing.

I guess so.

It'd be great if it did go well.

These two guys' sense is...

The two of us have some things in common.

Cola for you, Sugaya-kun?

Yeah. Thanks.

Good work!

Good work! Welcome back.

Oh, Kojima-san has found some part-time work for you guys.

-Really? I'm so happy! -Seriously?

Ippei-kun will work with me at Loco Mart.

Really? He said that's okay?

-Yay! -That's great!

-It's perfect if you can be with Tecchan! -I feel so much better.

And what about me?

He said you can work at his friend's place.

-And your interview is tomorrow. -Tomorrow?

Yeah. It's a restaurant.

Restaurant?

-Let's all go eat there! -Yeah.

-While you're working. -I'll try my best.

I feel like you get more nervous if friends come when you're working.

Speaking of which, you visited me, right?

-With Maimai. -Isn't it nostalgic?

Maimai, you looked really good in a wetsuit.

What? You say that now?

-That must have been really cute! -You say that now?

-I said it then, too. -You did? Good.

These days, haven't you two been joking around a lot?

-Have we? -No way.

-Haven't you? -Yeah, they've been joking around.

-That's our big sis! -They've been joking a lot.

I'm headed out!

-To practice? -To practice.

Seems like you've been really busy with theater practice these days,

-so I tried making a bento. -Really!?

-Is it creepy? -It's not creepy!

-Please try eating it, if you like. -Seriously?

-Is this creepy? -What's up, Maimai?

Is it creepy? Please don't eat it all sadly like that katsu curry.

I'm not sad, I just woke up.

-You said you like kara-age... -Wow.

-...so I tried making that. -Seriously!?

I spoiled it!

Thank you!

-Goodbyeee. -See ya! Really!?

-Why? Is it creepy? -I'm really happy.

I'm glad.

-See ya! -Bye!

Wow! Thank you, Maimai!!

No probs!

-Good luck! -Yeah.

ONARI-DORI (STREET) KAMAKURA

-Thanks for waiting. -Excuse me.

Welcome, hello.

-Hello, thanks for having me. -Thanks for coming.

So this is for a part-time job here...

ITTA NIIMI OWNER

Did you bring a resume today?

-I'm sorry, I've come empty-handed today. -Oh, really?

Could I possibly bring it next time?

-Alright, then the next day... -I'm very sorry.

-With a photograph attached... -With a photo. Okay.

-...please bring your resume. -Yes.

For women, what we're currently looking for are

hall staff and dishwashers...

Dishwashers.

-Could you show me your hands? -Yes.

Since it's a restaurant, we want shorter nails.

I see. I'll cut them immediately.

I'll get rid of them.

Also, if we hire you, when could you start working?

-You can start right away? -Yes.

By the way, isn't it almost Valentine's?

Or maybe, not almost?

-But we should think... -It's this week.

It's time we start working on it.

-Yeah. -Soon enough.

I've been looking a lot at wrapping and stuff.

-Are you gonna give one? -I'm thinking of giving one.

Will you make it special? I sure hope so!

I made Tecchan a bento today.

-You rushing around this morning was that? -Yeah.

I thought it'd be like the... Do you know the katsu curry incident?

I know it.

Just like with the katsu curry, I thought that

he'd just be like, "Oh, hmm," this time, too.

But he said thank you!

Isn't a good wind blowing right now?

Yes.

-I'm back! -Oh, welcome back!

-Welcome back! -I'm back!

Maimai, the bento was really tasty! Thanks.

-It was!? No way! -Thank you for the meal.

Really? I'm glad.

It was really good! Thank you!

-It was great. -I'm glad. Phew.

Thank you for the meal!

-You're welcome. -Thank you.

-You're welcome. -Good night!

-What is it, Seina-san!? What? -Good night!

Good night!

Doesn't this mean you have to make a special Valentine's, then?

Yeah. I wanna... make it special!

Let's do it, let's do it!

NAKANO, TOKYO

Alright, so from January...

"LA MAMA NEWBIE SKIT CONTEST" AUDITION

We'll have you show us your new work for the skit contest.

Let's try to make this fun and light.

MASAYUKI WATANABE ORGANIZER

Please show us the power within you guys.

#25: EARTH

Earth.

-Thank you very much. -Go ahead.

Ready... and start!

It's cold. I've lost all my friends.

I have no more battery in my cellphone.

It's so cold! I need to think of something warm,

or I'll die on this snowy mountain. Something warm... something warm!

-♪ Summer is coming! -Am I hallucinating?

♪ Summer will always come!

Dammit!

♪ La-se, la-se...

Hmm? Hey brother, if you sleep here, you'll catch a cold.

Oh?

Maki Ohguro!

Oh, you know me?

I'm a huge fan.

I didn't think I'd meet a fan here on this snowy mountain.

I didn't think I'd meet Maki Ohguro on a snow mountain, either.

Oh, no, wear this. You'll catch a cold.

But then, you'll catch a c--

You're wearing a tank top!?

Hello, manager.

Can I have a week vacation, starting tomorrow?

Okay? Thank you.

This way, we can take our time thinking about how to get down.

Call for help!

Thank you very much.

Yes.

It's funny seeing Maki Ohguro,

but why is she at this disaster?

If you're not able to overcome that part,

then people will keep thinking about it.

-So you need to make something there. -Okay.

Good work, today.

-Good work. -Good work!

It's like a break room at work here.

Ippei, aren't you probably the most tired?

-Cause of my audition? -Oh? What happened?

I had an audition for a show.

You don't know the results yet?

Regardless of the results,

it was the first time in a while that we showed new material

as Earth, the duo.

And I felt like nothing's changed. Even since I came here.

I felt like I was shaky today.

I feel like our home has been shaky, in general.

Really?

I don't know if it's good or bad for me to compare,

but before, it felt like everyone was being pulled by something.

I also felt I needed to work hard.

But recently, that sort of feeling

isn't in the mood of the house.

That's what I kinda think, anyways.

Especially you, Ippei-kun, and me.

We're both 29, right? We're almost 30!

Yeah.

I'm saying it for myself, too, but...

it really shows in the way we're living our lives.

Like the way you're using your time. The way you spend your time...

But when the switch is flipped, your switch goes on, right?

I want to see that from everyone.

Is it alright if I drink with you?

Of course.

Thank you!

Here it is!

Cheers! Good work today.

-What's wrong? -Well...

Yo-san's words really echoed with me.

-From earlier? -Yeah.

What do I want to gain after three months-- well, now there's only two left.

I've been thinking a lot about what I want to learn before going home.

Until now, until coming here,

I had never interacted with a comedian before.

I'm sorry if I'm wrong. I'm really sorry if I'm wrong, but...

I feel like there's something more you can do. It feels like you're hiding in here.

-I should be on fire. -Yeah, my image was that

comedians were really always on fire.

It doesn't feel like you're panicked towards your work.

Anyways, it doesn't seem like that's how it's been with you.

Yeah, yeah.

If that's how you feel, then I'd like you to come see one of our shows once.

If, after that, you feel the same way, then perhaps you're right.

-Yeah, yeah. That's true. -Hmm.

When you hear from someone who you think has considerable good will towards you,

that they thought comedians usually worked harder...

Men hate it when they're told things like that.

Yeah, being told that it doesn't look like you're working hard...

Although, comedy is also an art of not trying to show that sort of struggle.

-True, you don't wanna do it in front of people. -Overzealous people aren't funny.

Yeah.

-Oh, really? -Yeah!

(*M-1 = a big "Grand Prix" championship for comedy duos in Japan)

Yeah, if you failed in the prelims for the M-1,*

and people saw you curse, and cry a ton on TV,

that's not funny at all.

The one saying that everyone's shaky

and they need to work harder to go for their dreams

was the shakiest member of them all, Yosuke.

KORAKUEN HALL BUNKYO, TOKYO

RISE BANTAMWEIGHT 4-TIME REIGNING CHAMPION DAIKI MIYAGI'S RETIREMENT CEREMONY

What a day! Oh, Seina-san!

Long time no see!

-Why are you here? Why? -Long time no see.

-Happy New Year! -Happy New Year!

Why're you here, Seina? What a surprise!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

-I was thinking to surprise you. -What are you talking about!?

-From here, for Dyki... -Mr. Daiki!!

we will hold his retirement ceremony.

KAORI MIYAGI DAIKI'S MOM

HANA MIYAGI DAIKI'S YOUNGER SISTER

Here enters Dyki!

-Oh, man! -So cool!

KIYOFUMI OGAWA RISE COMMISSIONER

Thank you, Dyki!

Next, representing

the members of TARGET,

RAOUMARU RISE HEAVYWEIGHT - RANKED 2ND

a bouquet from Raoumaru.

Wow.

Next is TARGET president,

Takashi Ito, with a bouquet.

TAKASHI ITO TARGET PRESIDENT

Next, a bouquet from Mr. Tetsuya Sugaya.

Yay! Thank you!

Thank you.

-Good work. -Ow. Thank you.

SUIDŌBASHI, TOKYO

-Thank you very much. -Good job!

It was really beautiful.

-Happy New Year! -Happy New Year!

As soon as you took it off, it was like, "What is this!?"

Better to keep it on?

Wow, what's this!?

-What is this!? No way! -It's cool.

Oh yeah, did you two have a meeting??

Not a meeting, they're living together now.

What!?

Yeah.

I've come back.

-What!? -Whaaaa!?

Are you for real!? You're for real??

It's gonna be fun again to watch!

-What is this!? For real. -Seriously.

It's not awkward for you two?

Why? Oh.

Well...

-Why? It's not at all. -It's not awkward at all.

We've even hung out since then.

At events and stuff.

-Rinati has left, but... -Yeah, she has.

-How's your state of mind? -I've already gotten over it.

Yo-san, who's the most your type? Out of all the housemates.

Out of the housemates? Hana.

-I thought so. I guess I asked before. -Yeah.

How about for you, Hana-chan?

What!?

Who's the most your type out of all the past housemates?

Should I say it?

Just purely, not just based on looks...

For the total package...

It's... it's...

What!?

-Really!? -What?

I just shouted really loudly.

What?

Who's the most your type out of all the past housemates?

Should I say it?

Just purely, not just based on looks...

For the total package...

It's... it's...

Wow!!

It splashed a lot!

Hey!!

Really?

Right.

But you turned me down.

But that was...

That was back then.

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't know back then.

Right? Yeah.

Aren't your vibes weird? Your vibes.

-No, no, no. -Your vibes are weird.

Who are you saying that to?

-No, no. Yeah, you tell him. -Yeah.

What is this flirting?

What do you mean?

-So girly! -Are you a girl!?

What?

I'm normal, I'm normal.

You're like a kitten.

Stop that!

They're no good, right?

But I'm not unhappy.

You're not unhappy?

But I don't feel awkward at all, going back to the original subject.

Right, right. We should go back to the original topic.

-Yeah. Right? -Yeah.

Don't just bite your lower lip like that.

It's so cute!

What are you saying!?

Today, everyone's being weird. Right?

-Oh! -What!?

-Ohhh. -Right here?

-There it is! Omi called it! -You're amazing, Omi-kun.

-You're amazing. -Wow.

-It can't be! -Seriously.

What will jyA-Me think when she sees this?

-I've started to sweat. -She'll be so sad.

Right? -What is jyA-Me gonna do?

-Seriously... -What will she do?

Well, still, she's said that she likes him,

so it's fine if he just reacts with surprise.

Yo-san still hasn't said anything yet.

But that face was a bit...

He was really shy.

He probably got a chub there.

A chub!?

He got a chub, right, Triendl!?

Look look look.

Now it's Angr-iendl.

Angr-iendl!

That's...

From jyA-Me to Hana...

From jyA-Me to Hana?

From Rina to Hana, Hana to jyA-Me...

jyA-Me to Hana?

I don't understand anymore.

So many two-syllable names that I'm lost!

Could it really be that here, Hana-chan...

-Right? -No way!

Will it be something that ends here...

But, the number one member ever...

the one you like the most...

You'd think about it a lot. If you were told that.

If you're told something like that,

then next time something happens,

-you could fall for that person. -Yeah, earlier, she was...

someone he was chasing after.

He loved her so much, but she didn't fall for him.

"Hey, but you turned me down!"

And she was like, "No, but that was..."

It does sometimes work like that.

What is this!? I really don't get it.

Oh, so what!? Tetsu and Yo-san...

might end up back with...

the people they originally liked?

What about jyA-Me?

jyA-Me...

She hasn't appeared since the first part. I wonder how things are going.

Since that night...

How will it go...

Yo-san's really gotten worked up.