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Good evening.

Good evening.

In this show,

six strangers live together under one roof.

All the show provides...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

Last week, two new housemates finally moved into the house.

They finally did.

I'm Chie Onuki. Nice to meet everyone.

Looking forward to living with you.

Starting in the spring, I'll be working at an apparel company.

And I'll be here until I start my job, at the end of March.

-Oh, you've decided to stay until then? -Yeah, I have.

-Oh, so it's set? -I see.

Available for only three months, then it's been set for her to leave.

The Akita beauty.

-With the knit-sweater bust. -Knit-sweater bust...

If she had long hair, then it'd be pretty obvious.

But with short hair...

she's like, "I don't want to come across as sexy.

That's why I have short hair. But...

I got this large bust. I really hate this!"

So she has a complex?

That's right.

And the other newcomer is Ippei Shima.

We finally have a comedian in the house.

I'm Ippei Shima.

Looking forward to living together.

In a duo called "Earth" with Jinrikisha.

-"Earth"? -Earth...

I'm doing it under the name of Ippei Mantle.

-What? -Ippei Mantle.

He's been getting along so well with everyone,

that you wouldn't have thought he just moved in. Asking people various things...

And to Chie-chan, who said she likes guys who make her laugh,

he's been really intensively making her laugh.

-He really has. -He's been on the attack.

Also, looks like a miracle's about to happen.

That's right. Looks like there's new movement in Tecchan and Maimai's relationship.

And so, as a result of that meal with Tecchan,

I felt like I was able to lose my wall a little with everyone.

And I feel like I was really saved by Tecchan.

My view of him changed.

I feel like I misunderstood him.

But Tetsu being Tetsu, he'd be like,

"Well, it's not like Maimai's the only girl around here."

That's what the two loser bros were saying.

That's right.

So now it remains to be seen...

how the two new housemates will be like. We'll gradually find out.

-Right. -Looking forward to that.

Tecchan, is that your standard pizza toast?

-Good morning. -Morning.

-Morning. -Morning.

The two of you are heading out, today?

Today, I have class.

-Heading off to college? -To college, yeah.

What a great morning.

This is all that's left. Sorry.

Not at all. I'll pick it up.

Sleep well?

I wasn't able to sleep, really.

-No way! -Really?

-Yeah, I wasn't able to. Maybe, it was too late. -Right before bed,

you said you were totally fine.

I was already not fine.

-Because you were nervous? -Because I was nervous...

What's that smell? Pizza toast?

Do you two want any? I can bring some over.

-Bon appétit. -Bon appétit. Thanks.

-Bon appétit. -Bon appétit.

Tecchan, what are you up to today?

Today, I have to buy a suit.

-Ah! For your coming-of-age ceremony? -Yeah.

It's coming up soon!

Tecchan should be able to dress smartly.

-Show me your suit. -Yeah.

-Once you buy it. -Yeah, if I get to pick one.

-Good morning. -Good mor--

-Mor-- ning! -Morning!

You seem so Hawaiian.

-I'm Samoan. -You're like a doll.

-The type that's always happy? -Yeah, yeah.

You look tired. You all right?

I am. I slept well.

Ippei-chan, what are you doing today?

Today, I have a show.

Yeah?

A comedy show?

-Ah, good morning! -Morning.

You're heading out?

I'm off to work.

I see.

You got work.

I guess I gotta get ready, too.

-That's right, so you won't run late. -So I don't run late.

Have a great day!

-Have a great day. -I'm off now.

-Have a good one, take care! -See you!

I was gazing at her.

Oh?

What? Don't get the wrong idea.

CHIE ONUKI, 23 YEARS OLD FROM AKITA

'09 - GRADUATED FROM AKITA PREF. HIGH SCHOOL '10 - ADMITTED TO FACULTY OF LAW AT SEIJO UNIVERSITY

'14 - EXPECTED TO GRADUATE

-You finished your thesis? -Yeah, I'm handing it in today.

You are?

Sorry.

Hey, good morning.

Morning.

-It's so cold. -So cold!

How's it been going?

It's only the second day.

I'm still totally nervous.

-I haven't been able to talk at all. -Oh, really?

SHINJUKU, TOKYO

Fu- MINI HALL SHINJUKU

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD FROM FUKUOKA

So after I say, "Excuse me, sir,"

'03 - ADMITTED TO KYUSHU INDUSTRIAL SCHOOL '05 - DROPPED OUT TO BECOME A COMEDIAN

you come here.

'09-'10 - ATTENDED JCA COMEDIAN SCHOOL '13 - BECAME PART OF PRODUCTION JINRIKISHA

Just the temperature. Just the temperature of the crowd.

Welcome! Today's pork...

"IDIOTS ROARING ABOUT!"

Pork is half-off! Hello, welcome!

Hello, excuse me, sir!

Today's pork day,

so none of the other meats are half-off.

MAGU MANPEI 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

Okay, thank you!

Welcome!

-Hey, man! -Welcome.

I want this chicken tenderloin to have a half-price sticker on it, too.

I'm sorry, sir, but today's pork day, so none of the--

Maki Ohguro!?

Oh, so you do know me!

How much?

Just because you're Maki Ohguro, I can't give you special treatment!

You are definitely going to buy this from me!

I lost, I lost! I can't win against your enthusiasm!

You're way too bright, I can't look straight at you. Thank you!

-♪ La-la, la-la-la... -You finally understand me.

-♪ La-la-la, after all... -Go home, already!

JIYUGAOKA, TOKYO

I think you listened to my demo tape,

but I've changed the lyrics a bit since that take.

I've been expanding this build-up, once again...

How the lyrics turn out...

MASAHIKO KUBOTA DIRECTOR

is something you think is quite important.

I think they're good. So, for your lyrics...

At the beginning, from this...

KOJIRO PRODUCER

part where it's like, "Tell me what's scary,"

So from the people you met there, your heart continues to be unleashed, or like...

there's one more part of you that's changing.

So after several months after moving in--

Around the beginning, you were more timid or something.

The Rina Sumioka who couldn't communicate very well

is gradually opening up her heart.

If you can smoothly put in your true feelings at this part,

I think that would be really great.

Okay.

Translated, Timed & Titled by goob Corrected by sakurabyss

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

RINA SUMIOKA, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 29 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

MAI NAGATANI, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

IPPEI SHIMA, 29 YEARS OLD COMEDIAN

CHIE ONUKI, 23 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT SEIJO UNIVERSITY

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

So how'd your performance go, Ippei-kun?

Oh, you had a show today?

Yeah.

Yeah, so well... There wasn't much of an audience yet.

Oh yeah? How'd you feel about that?

Like, "I gotta work harder!"

The laughter did come kind of mildly.

-I see. -So I knew right away it wasn't funny.

The air was so quiet. It was honestly scary.

There was a time where my hands were completely numb.

There was a time it was numb up to here. That's how nervous I was.

Whenever the joke bombs so badly.

Welcome back!

We're doing hotpot again?

-Yeah, with yesterday's leftovers. -It's hotpot everyday here.

Are you hungry?

I am hungry. Can I go change first?

-Sure. -We only have a little bit left.

Watch out! The enoki mushrooms are running out.

I don't think the enoki is gonna run out.

You're wearing such an awesome shirt.

-I made this myself -Seriously?

You've got that kind of talent?

Talent... yeah. I'm not a clothes maker, though.

That's amazing. Is that tie-dye? Tie-dye?

No, no. I used bleach.

So stylish.

Oh, pajamas, first time on display.

Must have had a long day, today.

It's been a long day, indeed.

-So you went to your part-time job after school? -Yeah.

You said you work at a pharmacy?

Yeah, I work at the cash register, and stock products and such.

I see.

Chie-chan, you don't have anyone you like at your work?

-I don't. -What a question to ask while leaving.

You asked with such a smirk on your face.

Since Chie-chan got back home,

you've been thinking to ask her that, right?

Huh? No, that's not it.

That's not the direction I'm going in.

I'm just looking to get along.

As fellow newcomers to this house, I'm asking things to get better acquainted. Right?

-So that's just me signing the newcomer contract. -Newcomer contract?

Enough of that. If everyone keeps saying that,

there's a tendency to end up falling in love.

That is... yeah.

He's so good at that!!

That was definitely...

He's totally not some homely villager!

That's some mature crafty techniques he showed us, just now.

He sure showed us. If others are saying it,

he said there's a tendency to fall in love.

So, while he's walking away,

he said that without even looking at her.

-He's so mature. -So mature.

-He sure learned how to be smooth with the ladies. -He sure did, most definitely.

How many girls has he gone out with? That bastard!

-Hey, hey! -Hold on, hold on, Yama-chan!

-Those are some dirty words. -Huh?

That's just Yama-chan's style of expressing himself in his roundabout way.

Absolutely.

"That bastard."

What's up with you just booing him like that?

I just felt so betrayed there.

Rinati's really getting that song done.

She's most definitely looking to leave now.

With the matching keys part, and this and that.

It's looking finished.

She most likely doesn't even have 1mm of interest in Ippei.

Not even 1mm.

-Not at all. -Not even 1mm.

-Did she catch feelings or not? Most likely not. -I don't think she has.

If not, then she'll probably leave the house without saying a word to him.

Since we finished washing dishes so quickly, let's...

Hmm?

...all three of us chat.

Okay.

It seems like when you're with everyone,

you don't really speak much, so I'm wondering if you're nervous.

-You've been nervous, right? -Yeah, I am.

For the first month I was here, I was like that, too.

Oh, really?

Maybe it's good if you can talk after moving your body.

Maybe we could go running at the beach in the morning?

You guys should. You should.

Maybe we can walk tomorrow, then.

-Go for a walk? -You're free then, right?

I'm free.

What do you like to do for fun?

Drink.

-"Drink." -Drink!

"Drink." "Drink!" She says.

That just seemed so different from how you look.

You drink everyday?

I do, everyday.

Seriously?

Yes.

That's great that you drink.

(*kaki-pi: tiny Japanese rice crackers & peanuts that work as a bar snack)

Cheese, kaki-pi* and beer...

That's even better, then!

Can I bring a case of it home?

Yes, you sure can.

Totally. So then we won't have to be like, "Hey!"

-Okay, so maybe I'll do that, then. -You should just do the same routine you always do.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

If your surroundings and the things you do change,

perhaps, your body and mind will get confused.

So it's better if there's something there that hasn't changed up 'til now.

So, do you wanna drink later on? I'm good with that,

-but as for Yo-san... -Oh, you have work tomorrow.

Why don't you two drink?

Shall we?

Oh yeah, we really need to buy some kaki-pi, too.

While you guys are drinking, you should tell me if you guys want to talk to me.

Got it.

I'm gonna put on socks.

And a coat, since it's cold outside.

Let's go! Off we go!

So looking forward to the kaki-pi!

Seems like Ippei-kun and Chie-chan are getting along really well.

Or you don't think so?

I wonder...

-You wonder? -Yeah, I wonder...

although he does seem to fall under Chie-chan's requirements.

He's funny...

Peek-a-boo.

There's that "peek-a-boo"!

Peek-a-boo, Part Two.

What have you been up to?

-Dunno, just been talking. -Just been chatting?

-Wait, wait, wait... -What's up? What's up?

So, Tecchan, let's go eat again sometime.

-With me? Me? -Yeah.

Sure.

What is it?

Nothing. Well, then...

I'll pick a place.

Ah, you're going to plan it, Maimai?

Oh! Looking forward to it.

That is all. Good night.

Good night.

What was that?

What was that, all of a sudden?

-What sort of invite is this? -That was a surprise. I've no idea.

What could it be?

Did she mean... just me and her?

Yeah, for sure.

Oh yeah? Okay.

Maimai's been adorable lately. It makes me kind of envious.

You're so simple.

-Let's say cheers. -Shall we, then?

-Here we go. Yay! -Yay!

Mmm, so good.

This is seriously an old geezer's combo, right here.

I'm a college girl.

This is how the college girls do it, huh?

I think I could get used to this, how you move this over there.

That's really impressive how you like beer at that age.

Most girls like the sweet stuff.

(*izakaya = Japanese tapas-style pub)

Do you go to cheap izakayas* and places like that?

I do, I do. Totally.

-All the time. -So you do like them?

(*takowasa = raw octopus in wasabi marinade) (*chanja = Korean-style Pacific cod entrails in spicy sauce)

I love izakayas. I love stuff like takowasa* and chanja.*

Once again, old geezer. You should run with that character.

Maybe not character, but being the way you are.

The booze-loving character?

I'll think of a plan for tomorrow. A walking route.

-So I'm gonna do that, then head to bed. -You are?

Yeah. This is great, this kaki-pi / cheese / cured-ham combo.

I didn't try the cured ham.

You should.

Mmm, so good.

Should I text her?

You guys agreed to this?

Yeah.

I see, I see.

And so...

-Good morning. -MOR-ning...!

-MOR-ning...! -MOR-ning...!

How late were you drinking last night?

Last night?

-Did you sleep right away? -Afterwards, I drank by myself.

Amazing. You really are an old geezer.

It's like...

What? What?

Without even realizing it...

you guys are cutting down the distance between you two. No?

-Us? -Yeah.

I see.

But, you know... She still speaks formally to Yo-san,

but she's been casual to me the entire time.

-Right? -That's right, I have.

I guess it's because I'm "Mantle."

-She's been calling you Mantle? -She's been calling me Mantle.

I'm going to get ready, too. I'm going to get my coat.

Can I have a bite of your donut?

Sure. I'm going now.

Everything going well? Or no?

-I've gotten quite used to things. -You have?

Yeah.

As long as I have alcohol, I think I can bring out my true self.

-You still haven't... -You're fast! Give me a second.

Don't think I can wait for your make-up time.

Ah, whatever, this is fine.

You're just gonna go like that?

Let's go, then. Looks like it might rain, though?

Oh yeah, we should hurry.

-Well, then... -Well, then, have a good time.

We'll be back.

I wonder if it's cold outside.

I came up with a route for today.

Where are we going?

-A walking route. -A walking route?

Hope you have fun.

I'm looking forward to this.

-Do you like the ocean? -I love the ocean!

The wind is so strong.

It feels so good!

-Really? -Yeah.

Thank goodness. I was getting worried as the planner.

Once I said we should go for a walk, I was like, this is bad...

This is really great!

Wow, look. Even the birds are losing to the wind.

If it were summer right now, I'd be totally doing this to you right now.

I wanted to do this!

You should totally go in!

Sorry. Sorry.

That's okay, but...

you'd just leave my wet self behind, right?

But this is nice. The ocean and this pretty lady...

make quite the picture together.

I'm so pumped. Isn't this great?

-Walking-- going outside is nice. -Going outside is sure nice.

Anybody would get pumped.

When we're close to the sea,

I really feel like I've made it to Terrace House.

I get you, I get you.

The thing I like about Ippei-san right now is...

-Please tell us, Ms. Triendl. -...how when they were drinking together, he left first.

Huh, why?

Isn't that his chance to make a move?

If he was to think that's his chance,

and he was like, "Let's drink, let's drink!" then he's struck out.

How shameless Four-Eyes is!

So out there, at the beach along the sea,

the way he snuck those words in,

"This is so nice how the sea and this pretty lady go together."

The way he complimented her so, so smoothly...

that took skill.

That was totally off! Totally off from how I wanted it to go.

Is it the end of Terrace House with only beautiful boys and girls?

He's totally got the mind of a handsome man!

That's fine, though. Why does that matter?

I said to put in some virgin guys just scraping by!

The hell is this?!

This must be our first experienced guy on Terrace House.

So, Ippei-san...

You just called him Ippei-san.

You really did!

So you're just a junior to him.

You already lost in your mind.

So fast!

That slipped right out. It's “Ippei-chan."

Are you yakisoba?

Maybe that bastard can put on some mayonnaise later? Dammit.

Ah man, no way I'm winning like this.

Let's say that...

among a group of girl friends,

even if you bring your boyfriend...

At first, he's talking a lot...

so you're like, "Man, this moment is taking up 10 minutes,"

but once you realize it,

it turns out you had a lot of fun.

And you're like, "In the end, he's a really great guy. Good for you."

Yeah, yeah.

He seems to be that type.

He doesn't have any weird tension.

That's quite the smooth type for you there.

And even if he came as your boyfriend and ended up talking for 15 minutes,

right as he's about to leave, he's like, "Well, take your time.

So sorry for the intrusion."

-That's so nice. -Wow, he's so cool!

YOU-san!

-No, no. No, no! -So nice!

That latter part, YOU-san just pulled it all out of a hat.

Inserting her own ideals in.

Ippei's walking all by himself.

-Taking 15 minutes to walk home is so dreamy! -Right?

No, no. That's not what Ippei did.

-He most likely did! -No, he didn't. We don't know that.

Ippei did not do that.

He's going off on his own and everyone's just praising him.

-No, I think he's definitely taking 15 min to go home. -What up with that?

He sure is.

What's up with that confidence of yours?

So like, whether he's someone who's relatively always quiet and is just there...

or he's someone who puts up boundaries,

-He's one of those two. -That's right.

Somewhere in between, he'll come home.

Oh man, I'm getting goosebumps!

Ah, so frustrating!

-That came out so naturally! -Wow, such real talk!

Wow.

Woah!

He's been defeated!

-That was so real. "So frustrating." -"So frustrating."

(*Zabunguru = comedy duo, 1/2 is the face of Internet meme Impossibru Guy, known for saying, "So frustrating.")

I've just naturally become Zabunguru.*

-A natural Zabunguru. -I was a natural Zabunguru just now.

That's the first time I've seen that.

So I have no clue what sort of cycle a comedian works through.

Things happen pretty suddenly.

Three days in advance, or in worst case, the day before,

it's like, "What time can you start at such-and-such place?"

"Please come here."

Hello.

Hello.

It's the girls.

So...

I was hoping you guys could hear out my new song.

Here we go!

So nice.

This is my first time listening unplugged.

-Over here? Your first showcase? -It's my first.

Well, well...

So excited and nervous!

-Now I'm getting nervous all of a sudden. -I'm... I'm the one that's nervous!

What's the title of the song?

The song is called Kotoba ni shitainda (I Want to Put It into Words).

Ah, I'm crying with them!

The song is called Kotoba ni shitainda (I Want to Put It into Words).

♪ I can't put it into words

♪ Even though we're so close

♪ Why is that? Whatever it is

♪ Whatever scares you, tell me

♪ I was walking about aimlessly by myself Along the coastline

♪ At the mercy of the waves in the distance I remember that summer

♪ We sure cried and laughed a lot, didn't we?

♪ I got stronger after meeting all of you

♪ So now I open the door

♪ I'll never forget any of them The row of photos standing up

♪ With the same key we all have I'll come see you again

♪ Even when we're apart I'll always be singing somewhere

♪ This voice will surely reach you

♪ Don't forget me

♪ I want to put it into words

♪ If I'm able to, then yes, everything

♪ All that's right, all that's wrong I won't be afraid

♪ I want to tell it all to you

♪ I want to tell it all to you

This song...

And with this...

-Yeah... -After this...

Yeah.

What a great song.

-Her voice was beautiful. -That was a wonderful song.

So now she's leaving. Rinati is, with this song.

Everyone was crying during the middle of it. Like, "Oh man, the tears are coming out."

-The contents of the lyrics... -The lyrics...

-At "Even when we're apart," I just couldn't... -Oh, YOU-san...

I'm all right.

Oh, you are.

Well, earlier while I was listening, I was losing it.

But when I think of Ippei-kun as much as I can, the tears stop.

Just wait a second there.

How is Ippei's stock price going up, seriously?

-It's shooting right up. -It's amazing how it's gone up so much in 1-2 weeks.

It went a bit down in one week.

It's really interesting, rising up from rock bottom.

Yo-san started way up top here.

But, we started to doubt Yo-san during the first week, all of us...

He started off cool...

But after that, he went...

like this...

So he went up.

Then like this... this... this...

You two sure followed clean parallel lines.

Also, when listening to the song,

Chie-chan had her knees sticking out like a guy.

That's important, after all.

Even with her knees sticking out, they weren't pushing anyone out.

-That fact is important there. -Huh?

I see!

That's right.

But if it was unpleasant or perhaps...

"I'm not like that at all."

If she said that, and hit him with her knees, it would push him away.

But if it didn't, and they hit him, then it's fine. That's what I'm saying.

Wouldn't a guy be thinking that, too? Like, "Wow, she's into me!"

So, um... I think he knows. Ippei knows.

He may know, but it's just... He doesn't overvalue it excessively.

"She's into me! So, I guess she doesn't hate me."

That's about as far as he takes it, I feel.

He kept his expression quite composed.

Like, "It's fine."

So he's all caught up in that, and while his mind's focused on what's happening down here,

Ippei's still listening to the song properly, too.

He also gets the meaning of the lyrics.

-Ippei's really something. -If I were in that situation,

I wouldn't even hear one song.

I bet you wouldn't. You'd probably be like, "Ah, sorry."

I'd also be like, "Um, your leg has been hitting me for some time now..."

Ah, so gross!

Can you cut it out with the mere insults?

(*Tanaka = Yama-chan's comedian friend)

Then you can just call me "Tanaka*," then.

Stop that! That's absolutely the worst label a person can have.

He's your friend, right?

A very close one.

He's a good friend of yours. A good friend.