Original subtitles

-Good evening. -Good evening.

In this show...

six strangers live together under one roof.

All the show has prepared...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

We have a sudden announcement.

-That is pretty sudden. -What happened?

We've been uploading deleted scenes,

and other videos, to our YouTube account,

which, as of yesterday, has reached 100 million views!

What!?

I watch it a bit.

Are you for real?

I watch it! Alone at night.

While I watch Terrace House, I'm drinking whiskey.

Really?

So to quickly recap what happened at the end of last year,

Daiki-kun and Miwa-chan left Terrace House.

Yeah, they did.

See ya!

Thank you.

Thank you, everyone!

See you later!

Thank you!

Thank you!

I'll be watching you guys!

Let's keep being friends!

Good luck!

See ya!

The current members are now down to 4.

Yeah.

Tetsu and Yo-san...

have a good thing going.

The two always-losing guys have become friends.

Rinati has been working...

on her goodbye song.

Once she finishes that,

she'll leave, right?

Maimai has recently been...

going out for meals with Tecchan.

And she's been slowly opening up.

This morning, when I met up with Tomochika,

she said, "You guys are overdoing it with Maimai."

Oh? Tomochika said that?

In that Chanel-- that group meeting scene,

she took Maimai's side, and said, "Isn't that her business?"

That's unusual.

She was probably thinking it wasn't right to attack her in a group like that.

That's the view of justice.

She has a strong sense of justice.

She's the type to go against a group on her own.

Yeah, sometimes when she's calling on her manager,

she'll just be like, "Kougyo Yoshimoto!"

(*said in Kyushu dialect)

I thought she was incredible.*

-Incredible. -Amazing.

So, new housemates?

That's right.

This timing is really important.

-Yeah, will it be 2 today? -At the same time?

Will they come together?

No way!

KUZUHARAOKA SHRINE KAMAKURA

-The New Year... -It's arrived!

-It's here. -Here it goes.

They have love charms!

They do!

-Tecchan, should we go buy some? -Shall we?

Oh, fortunes!

So funny!

Hey, it's not funny!

-Since the girls don't want to buy them. -Yeah, they dont!

I meant to say that to myself.

Good morning.

Happy New Year!

I'll now do the New Year purification.

Please lower your heads.

Yum!

Did you eat it?

It's so good!

What are you up to today?

Today... is the Loco Mart New Year party.

Oh.

Loco Mart? Mr. Kojima's place?

Yeah, Kojima's place.

-That's nice. -That's nice.

HISATO KOJIMA OWNER

Everyone... Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Let's make this year a good one!

-Yeah! -Thank you, everyone!

Yay!

YOKO KOJIMA OWNER'S WIFE

This is my second time now.

Yeah, you're right!

So what are you doing this year?

Let's see.

I've received both work and auditions,

so I'm going to put my everything into any chance I get.

And next, I want to put it all together.

Is it going well with Maimai?

It doesn't feel like it's going in that direction now.

It's not fun if you end up getting a girlfriend, anyways.

-Really? -Maybe.

That's not just for the viewers?

That's true.

I wonder what'll happen this year.

-What sort of girl will join? -True.

-What love will you have? -I want to know that, too.

-Thank you! -What's on top?

-Salt and pepper. -Oh.

(*Japanese equivalent of Bon appétit)

-Itadakimasu.* -Itadaki...

Itadaki-mammoth.

Oh, Yo-san's here! Good morning.

What is he working on?

Work.

-Hmm? -Work?

For a job?

I think so.

Translated & Timed by Alice (terracemouse) Titled by goob, Corrected by sakurabyss & goob

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

RINA SUMIOKA, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 29 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

MAI NAGATANI, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

Yo-san, can I try playing your new guitar?

Oh? Sure, sure.

Thank you!

-Yes? -What?

I'll be living here from today.

-Ahh! -She's here?

I'll come down now!

It's a girl, it's a girl!

She's here?

Yeah.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

-Come in! -Excuse me.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you!

-Nice to meet you. -Hello.

Hello.

I'm Chie Onuki. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you!

Do you want to sit down?

Wow!

No way! She's finally here!

Oh!

Not, "Oh!"

What do you do?

I'm a college student.

Oh!

And I'm a senior.

I've finished job hunting, so starting in the spring,

I'll be working at an apparel company.

Where's your hometown?

I'm from Akita Prefecture.

-Oh! -An Akita Beauty!

This seems hot.

It's hot.

You can take it off.

Do you want something to drink? Cider, oolong tea, or water.

Could I have some oolong tea?

Why did you come to Terrace House?

I finished my job hunting, and I only have 3 months left as a student.

I felt like I wanted to do something I can only do now.

I applied on the homepage,

and I'll be here until I start my job, at the end of March.

-Oh, you've decided to stay until then? -Yeah, I have.

-Oh, so it's set? -I see.

-A limited-time girl. -Isn't it the first time?

It might be the first.

If there's anything you don't know,

feel free to ask anything.

Even questions about...

not understanding Mai Nagatani are totally fine.

They still don't totally understand me...

We're starting to understand!

Things have been going well, recently.

-Let's all do dinner. -Yeah, shall we make it?

Are you good at cooking?

Since I live alone, a little bit.

Oh true, if you live alone, then you do.

There it is!

Person #2! Person #2!

Seriously?

It could be the delivery guy.

Yes!

I'm living here from today.

It's a guy!

A guy?

He's here!

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you!

I'm Ippei Shima.

Nice to meet you.

You can come over here.

It really looks like I came here from the countryside.

You can put your luggage and stuff here.

It looks like a bag from my mom.

He's definitely a funny guy.

Sorry.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

-Please sit down! -It's okay if I sit?

Please.

I'm 29 years old.

-So we're the same age, right? -Really?

Wow.

Yay!

Who would've thought it'd be a bunch of old guys.

Chie-chan also just got here.

Oh, that's right.

-You just got here? Chie-san? -Chie.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, I'm Chie Onuki.

Chi-e O-o-nu-ki?

-O-nu-ki. -O-nu-ki, oh.

What was your name again?

Ippei Shima, so you can call me Ippei-chan or Ippei or anything.

Ippei-chan is good.

Let's go with Ippei-chan.

-Ippei-chan. -What's your work?

I'm a comedian.

-Ohh. -Yeah.

In a duo called "Earth" with Jinrikisha.

"Earth"?

Earth, Earth.

This big planet of Earth.

I'm doing it under the name Ippei Mantle.

-What? -Ippei Mantle.

Have you been watching Terrace House?

I have been. I really wanted to join,

to try this totally opposite lifestyle.

Comedians usually...

(*30,000yen = ~US$300)

earn only 30,000 yen* per year.

If you're just a comedian.

Yeah.

So you have to do a lot of extra part-time work.

So first, go show her to the girls' room.

-Let's help bring her luggage. -Yeah.

-Here it is! -Tour-time!

Tour-time! Thank you.

-Ta-da! -Go ahead.

Excuse me.

This is the girls' room.

This is yours.

It's Miwa-chan's place.

Yup.

Try sitting.

It's like this.

Chie-chan, you have a very nice body.

I'm envious.

What, what?

Everyone who sits on this bed somehow...

Good point.

What cup size are you?

I'm an E right now.

Oh, we should have asked earlier...

with everyone about your type.

My type is someone who'll protect me,

and be with me, and make me laugh.

Do you have a boyfriend?

I don't.

How long haven't you had one?

We broke up last month.

-That's really recent! -So recent!

Just about a month.

I see.

Yeah.

By the way, Ippei-kun, do you have a girlfriend?

-I don't. -You don't?

I haven't had one for a year.

A year? But a year ago...

We were living together.

Living together!?

Wow.

I live with them early on.

Terrace House is dangerous!

We're already all living together.

Yeah, though we're not in love, we're living together.

Who do you want to sleep with together here?

I wanna sleep with everyone.

Though I like women.

Who do you like?

-But... -This sort of conversation...

That earlier girl...

The new girl?

She's really cute. Isn't she cute?

She also is pretty...

Yeah, her boobs are big.

I don't look at that at all.

-You're lying! -Liar, liar!

But even Rinati looks like she has a D-cup or so.

D!? Where did you hear that?

I heard it somewhere.

Maybe I heard it from Mi-chan?

-The three of us... -...are all looking for the same thing.

We're all three pieces of trash, looking for the same thing.

On your first day, calling yourself trash!

-Aren't we? -It took me so much time...

to be able to recognize myself as a piece of trash!

Here they are!

Hold on a sec. Chie-chan...

Chie-chan is great.

She's really great.

That sweater.

If you wear such a tight-fitting sweater...

-I love that. -There is no man who hates that.

There isn't.

-But she's leaving in March, right? -That's true, Chie-chan...

She's time-limited.

Isn't it better everyone knows? Then they can move aggressively.

It's very new.

A comedian is also a first.

True, it's the first comedian.

I want you to see this. She says her type...

is someone who will make her laugh, right?

And isn't Ippei-kun a pro at making people laugh?

Without any relation to looks,

if he can make her laugh,

I want to see if Ippei-kun...

can get this good of a woman.

-I see. -She's an Akita Beauty.

That girl is really... Sorry, I really don't mean this...

I really don't mean this in a pervy way at all...

But I think her chest must be really beautiful.

What are you talking about?

About her chest.

That's true.

-This guy is talking about chests right now. -Okay, I got it.

Please don't just take that question at face value like that.

But people who say they like people who make them laugh,

do you think that's really true?

Are you thinking of all your group dates right now?

Like when you completely failed at that Christmas group date?

It ended in a huge failure?

I went home after an hour and a half saying I had to get up early.

So bizarre.

So bizarre.

Is it that bizarre?

"So bizarre."

So bizarre.

You keep being pulled along by Mr. Tanaka.

He really forced me there.

I really listened to all your advice,

and it was all really helpful.

You all asked me if I prepared a present,

so I really researched brands that women like,

I really put a lot of work into researching.

I heard that Jill Stuart was good,

that their cosmetics were good,

so I bought their hand cream and lipstick,

and when I brought it, she was really happy.

-I thought it was a really good start. -She should be happy.

And then, Mr. Tanaka got angry with that...

-"You're not fair." -Just you...

"Only you brought a present,

and you didn't ask."

"And to buy a present, for someone

who hasn't done anything for you.

To buy a present like that,

that means today, you're coming thinking you're already down."

"That's so uncool."

This is awful. Really awful.

What's up with this guy?

It's hell, and then he keeps talking about his insect collecting.

That is hell.

He's trying to show his smarts by talking about bugs,

so he points to the grated daikon and carrot,

and says, "These are the color of apple snail eggs."

And that's how it ended.

And then, Sanma-san...

Yeah, on nighttime Fuji TV,

I called into Santa Akashi-ya...

And-- Yeah.

When I told that story,

I won a year's supply of Orangina.

I saw that.

I also saw that.

And then at the agency,

180 bottles of Orangina were delivered,

and my tears turned to Orangina.

They turned orange.

Yes, I'm happy.

-Should we go back to the main story? -Can we?

Sorry for this spin-off.

-Are you nervous? -Yeah, I am.

You'll get used to it soon. Definitely.

I asked Maimai and Rinati,

"How long until you got used to it?" and they said three months.

-It took that long? -And I was like, "Three months?"

I'll be gone then!

Well, feel free to ask anything, from any of us.

Yessir!

"Yessir" is really stiff, Chie-chan!

What type of girl do you like?

A compassionate person.

Also, someone with nice lips... but someone with a beautiful spirit.

He says he likes lips, boobs, and butts.

Eh!? So you like curvy girls?

Yeah.

You like the squishy parts of a person?

Yeah, the squishy parts.

That's gross!

She's totally weirded out.

I'm always seen like that.

You've been funny these days, Mai.

-Hotpot! -Hotpot!

TAMAYA KAMAKURA

-You've never bought this much, right? -Never!

Yeah, when there's 6 people...

-Do you drink? -I drink.

-Do you like it? -I do.

Beer?

Beer. Completely, beer!

Nice.

-Do you drink? -I do!

But only a little.

Only a little? I see.

Does Tecchan always show around the new people?

There's a rumor that he's actually the landlord.

He is.

-I'm hungry! -Me, too!

-They're back! -Welcome back!

-Welcome back! -Welcome back!

-Thanks! -Thank you!

-We're back! -Thank you!

We've only cooked the rice.

Let's put this in.

This is what we put in, right?

-I'll leave this. -Thank you.

Do you guys drink while you cook?

-It seems fun. -That's cool.

What do you like? Beer?

-Let's cheers or something. -He says he drinks a lot.

Let's toast, let's toast!

Sure, you wanna do that?

-Okay! -All done!

Doesn't it look really good?

Welcome, Ippei-chan and Chie-chan!

-Cheers! -Thanks for having us!

-Let's eat! -Bon appétit!

Should I get it for you?

-Thank you. -You don't need to hide.

When's your next show, Ippei-chan?

-I wanna see it! -I do one every month.

-Every month? -Yeah, every month.

Let's go ruin it.

To ruin it?

You might actually ruin it.

I want you guys to come understand my situation.

Situation?

We perform at a very small store.

You're really working hard. You know how you told us?

-That you don't have a girlfriend. -Oh yeah.

I'm gonna ask something rude, but...

Chie-chan, do you have a boyfriend?

I don't.

You don't!

So... what?

When do you start to like someone?

What I see from the beginning...

I don't think you're the type who likes someone from the beginning.

-I wonder. -Oh? Are you into me?

That's not quite right...

Oh, I'm wrong?

I've experienced a lot, and really going slowly is best.

Tecchan has entered white rice loop mode.

No, no, no, no.

It was amazing when Maimai came here.

That's true.

Continuously eating only rice.

-It seems like you lost my earrings. -I haven't lost them!

Seriously!?

I haven't lost them!

-Joking, joking. -That's a joke.

Just a joke. Gimme a break.

If it were true, we wouldn't be able to laugh.

-I definitely have them. -Laugh at me?

I wouldn't be able to laugh. I'm keeping them safe.

I also use the bear purse everyday, for my keys.

What is it?

What is it?

-One layer has come off. -Yeah.

It took 3 months, though.

-I'm so glad. -Yeah, it's great.

Were you always like this?

Show that from the beginning!

-It's difficult, though. -Yeah, yeah.

How's your first day? Though not much time has passed yet.

It feels like I'm in the middle of a dream.

How about for you, Chie-chan?

I'm still nervous.

Especially if the person who comes in with you is like this.

If they were more similar to you, you could relax more.

Aren't you like, "Stop forcing things!"

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Comedians can be really annoying.

She's laughing a lot.

-Hasn't Ippei-chan locked on? -She laughed a lot.

-Yeah. -She was really smiling.

Hasn't he been so comedian-like? The whole time, so far.

Aren't comedians usually a little more shy?

That's true.

-Hmm... -Ah, I see.

If Yama-chan or Tokui-kun went over there,

wouldn't you guys not really talk so much or make people laugh?

Yeah, just normal conversation.

I sometimes try to make people laugh, you know.

Us, too.

He's the type of guy who's ugly, like his silhouette is bad, but he's popular.

He's someone who's become popular.

And also for girls, he's easy to get close to,

and he often talks to you, so just naturally,

you feel like this person is safe,

you naturally come closer, and then he attacks!

Ahh! Scary!

-What's wrong? -"Ahh! Scary!"...?

-Is that how it goes? -It's scary!

There are actually people like that.

Mantle's gonna stir things up.

-Mantle! -I hope he's not crude about it.

Yeah.

For now, he's not the type I could become friends with.

He's the type I wouldn't want to drink with.

If someone like this comes in the beginning,

-you might stiffen up. -That's true, I would.

What do you think?

Yeah, I would watch this guy, knowing I need to be careful.

That's after hearing all this.

Since we've made guesses.

We're saying those people exist, but we don't know if Mantle is one.

It's not fully certain...

But he's used to women, anyways.

Yeah, he must have been popular.

He's used to people.

Like the way he does his hair,

is not the way an unpopular guy does his hair.

(*he misprounounced "using")

Isn't he u-shing* some fancy gel?

"U-shing gel..."

He seems like he's definitely fun.

Was it okay?

Everyone was being pretty aggressive.

He really felt like a comedian.

That was pretty much it.

True, everyone was laughing.

It was funny.

You said you like funny people, right?

Yeah... yeah, yeah.

It seems there are many types of that, though.

So, welcome!

Thank you very much!

To the trash room!

-This will be fun. -Did you have fun?

You're taking hold well.

Really? I'm taking hold?

Though if I jump too much on Chie-chan,

it feels like things could get awkward.

But either way, it starts with your feelings.

Definitely.

I always like anything new.

But it's amazing for both of you,

-that we have a decision. -Yeah, that you have a decision.

How is your stance on it now?

Our stance? Well...

I think I'm over it now.

So you don't think about it at all?

About Rina?

I guess, well...

It's a bit selfish, but,

it's better for us if we're over it.

-Since we've been dumped. -True, true, true.

Don't be so above us.

There's no chance to try one more time?

Isn't Maimai changing things everyday?

With her own feelings and everything.

Sorry about this wording, but the kissy-kissy incident,

it seemed a bit childish.

Sorry, Tecchan.

Too late!

I've had something like Yo-san's case.

Too late!

You guys are both lame.

That's so petty. But if you understand her, it should work well.

I was joking about it being too late.

But I think it changes with women. Like, for Maimai's type--

Since I just entered, from the perspective of the viewers,

I feel like things can change.

From Maimai?

Maimai's not the only woman.

There it is!

-But Rinati's not the only woman, either. -That's true.

But that doesn't mean you should just go for Chie-chan, either.

-I still don't know. -I still don't know.

But isn't it possible all three of us could work out?

-It's not impossible. -Can't deny that.

When someone says they like you and you have to turn them down,

but then you have to keep seeing them everyday,

I thought it would be awkward.

We actually went out for food, just the two of us...

-Oh yeah, you did. -Yeah, we went to a motsu place.

At that time, Tecchan was really...

We actually went out for food, just the two of us...

-Oh yeah, you did. -Yeah, we went to a motsu place.

At that time, Tecchan was really... worried about me.

And since he was worried about me, he invited me out.

He really gave me a lot of advice,

and so, as a result of that meal with Tecchan,

I felt like I was able to lose my wall a little with everyone.

I'm still working on it, but I'm changing.

And I feel like I was really saved by Tecchan.

I dunno how to say it. My view of him changed.

I feel like I misunderstood him.

So, maybe...

I'd like to go out to eat with him again sometime.

So this means she might like Tetsu one more time?

But on the other hand, Tecchan might be like, "It's over."

That's just him trying to be strong.

If she approached, then immediately...

-It seems like Maimai has grown. -Yeah, it does.

When she used to dislike tiny things,

she's now more self-aware.

Hmm...

-Glasses isn't convinced. -It just looks like...

a failing stock trying to rise again.

She's not a stock!

She'll recover, she'll cancel out the minuses,

and just with a small positive swing, leave the house.

And then, her second single, bam!

-Bam! -Bam!

But it feels fresh.

It's good that it feels like things are moving.

Yeah, all of a sudden,

a romance might erupt, with Chie-chan in the middle.

-Yeah. -Yeah.