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Wow,

so good.

Thank you.

Fuck, I can't believe I just saw my sister naked.

Fuck, is it bad that I liked it?

Nah, nah, she does kind of give me fuck in the ass sometimes at dinners.

Maybe I should make a move.

Nah, that's crazy.

Fuck it, let's go for it.

Alright, I'm just gonna say it. Alrighty, quick.

Super quick.

Uh, can you take me to school?

Sure. Can you pick up my friends, too?

Sure. Why not?

What were you going to say?

We'll talk about it later. Okay. Awesome.

I'm going to be late. Let's go. Okay.

You're the best stepbrother ever.

Thanks for picking up my friends.

Yeah, I got you. You owe me, though.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Technically, you owe me after last night.

What about last night? I did dishes for you after mom cooked.

Okay, but that's because I helped you with your homework like two weeks ago.

Wow. Now we're counting favors. Yeah, we're counting favors. That's how it

here. Wow. Don't worry about it.

I'll count favors. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Just dumb up here? Yep.

You're the best. So thanks.

You're welcome.

Unlock the door.

It's hot outside.

Hey.

Hi. I don't want to go.

Oh, well.

No one does. Hey.

Duh. I don't want to go.

I don't want to go. I'm tired.

It's like a 10 -minute ride to school. You can take a 10 -minute nap.

Why didn't I set my classes for like 10 o 'clock or something like that?

I don't know.

I told you.

Shut up. It's not funny.

It is. Oh, God. It's so funny.

What's so funny about that?

Nothing. Just drive. Pay attention to the road.

So are your dogs.

Dog is cute.

No, I know.

Stop.

So are your dogs. K -I -S -S -I -N -G. What is this elementary school? Shut up.

Flattered.

I'm jumping out.

Don't get nervous.

Shut up.

We're here.

I'm tired.

Get out.

Take it easy.

Have a good day at school.

Bye.

We're going to walk home.

You don't have to pick us up. Thank you. Bye.

Mom? Dad?

Is anybody home?

Yes. It's me.

Do you want to sleep?

Yeah, let's go.

Wow.

You're home.

You wore the wrong uniform.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. It's Wednesday.

like to write on you.

That's why you got written up.

She's a bitch.

She writes me up for every little thing. I can't even eat in her class.

You can't call her a bitch.

Why not?

She's a fucking bitch.

Oh, yeah.

I don't want to do a heart. I don't want to do her pot.

Didn't you get written up, baby?

Yep.

It fucking pokes me in.

I'm not.

You can't complain, though. You get bad grades and you can be in love with that,

too. Shut up. You got an F the other day, too.

No, no, no, no. He gave me an F and then gave my partner an A.

So that's why I called her a bitch.

Because my dad already talked me off at my friend's house to do the actual

project. And she didn't believe me.

That's why my dad told her.

It's fucked up.

I told you to just give me your paper and I'll change your answer.

Bro, she doesn't care. It doesn't really mean I can do anything.

She gave us so much homework.

I know.

Do you guys want some pumpers?

Let's play a game.

A game?

How about seven minutes and nine?

We can do, like, spin the bottle, treat your deer type of thing.

Like, okay.

No funny business.

No funny business.

That's weird.

Yeah, cool.

Do you have the bottle? Yep.

I always treat next to my water bottle.

It's short.

Let's play.

I'm excited.

Okay.

I'll go first.

Okay.

Short or dare?

I am with that.

Truth? You don't know?

You didn't get my joke?

You are your puke blonde.

Oh, no. No, no, no. Here we go.

Okay, okay.

How's it there?

There. All right.

How's the YouTube again?

Okay.

Excuse me?

See, that's me. You guys go with that.

Well, it's true. We do.

Okay.

What was it?

I dare you to do it again.

Ooh.

That's good.

All right.

All right. Cool.

All right. How true is it?

Dare, duh.

Now, this time, I think I'm going to make out for two minutes.

Oh, you're going to talk? Not just a pop kiss, though.

You're going to make out?

Yeah, I'm going to make out.

You're going to make out?

Yeah, I'm going to make out.

I dare

you

to blast her.

Both of you?

Yeah.

Crushing your step -sister.

I'm not going to do that. That's my brother.

Don't be silly. It's your step -brother.

Oh, weird.

Oh, look at you. I'll be shy.

It's fine.

Real quick. And then I'm putting them back away.

Okay.

Hey,

you're so nice, right?

I know.

Okay. They're going away.

I'm putting you back up.

Okay, come on. Let's go.

Or dare. Dare.

I dare you to shake your ass for us.

No problem.

Just play something we'll see.

I told you it's big. She has a big ass.

Yeah.

You like this?

I see that photo.

That's great.

You do, you do? Yeah. Okay.

Wait.

Should I do it here?

There?

I dare you make out with me.

What? No, no, no.

Oh, my God, brother.

Stop using stuff.

Exactly.

It's so weird. I mean, let's be honest.

You guys have never even, like, you know, thought about it a little bit?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

No, kid.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I guess so. Okay, real fast.

Yeah. Go.

Oh, my gosh.

Dang it. I said make off or whatever that was, but that's the worst.

All right, your turn.

Okay.

Get your hair.

Okay,

I hear you too, Sasha.

Me, Sasha?

Yeah.

You saw my ass. You saw her titties. Now I want to see what you're back in with.

Okay.

You ready?

Yep. Yep.

Come on. Just ask. You see. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I dare you guys

to make out for real this time. Nothing petty.

All right. Okay, fine.

Ready?

That's really good

That's okay, right?

What are you doing?

You're just playing a game.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Don't hurt him.

Don't hurt him.

Oh, my God. No, it's not.

Nobody was home.

Oh, my God. Nobody was fucking home.

I told you.

I told you.

Okay, shut up. Let me think of something.

Your brother's going to tell your mom. Your mom's going to tell my dad. This

thing.

Okay, you got to take one for the team.

You have to fuck my brother. That's the only way he won't snitch.

Are you kidding me? I'm serious. He can't sit on me if he fucks you.

Duh.

Oh, my God. We're in so much trouble. I know you didn't want to fuck him

anyways, but we win.

Really?

Right now is not the time for jokes. Either we get in trouble, or you just do

it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck, dude?

What the fuck? We didn't even know you at all.

It's just one thing led to another, and then... And then... Look, dude, you've

got this all wrong.

Don't think you should be apologizing for it. It's the fact that I'm not

in there doing this with you.

Look, I'm not going to tell our parents nothing.

You've got to get me in there, dude.

And what about you? If I have to fuck your brother, you should fuck my

No problem.

Ew.

We just oddly made kiss.

Don't fail me. That's my brother.

You had no problem kissing him earlier.

No. No.

Kissing your brother is weird. No,

but it's still weird.

Why? What if he doesn't want to kiss me? Then what?

You were still in trouble, and now I'm in bigger trouble because I flirted with

your brother!

I mean... He sees that, he's like, you know... I

mean, you're the one flirting with my ass.

Wait.

You mean... You mean you're okay with it?

Yeah, I'm okay with it, but I want to be in on the action!

Your sister is smoking fucking hot, right? I just want...

You know, a little bit with her, and then, I mean, depending on the vibe, I

weird even saying this, but I always kind of thought my little sister was

fucking hot, too, so.

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, not in the same room, right? Like, different rooms.

Like, you guys can do it in here. We'll go to his room, like.

Sure.

You just thought you were going to say, what's the difference?

The difference is we're all fucking in one room.

I think it would be such a good time.

Me and you could even hug each other.

Yeah,

so I just think, you know, me and you together, we could get in there, we

you know what I mean?

I'm not going to tell nobody, we just got to get me in there, please.

All right.

That's one pause.

Hey. Hey, guys.

So, I'm assuming this is something that you guys want to keep hush from

everyone's parents.

So, I've come up with a little bit of an idea that I can keep you guys a secret.

We kind of came up with a very nice idea, too.

Oh, did you?

I want to hear yours.

You love her? Yeah.

So, I'm cool with all of this, but...

I got to join in.

What did I tell you?

Shut up.

What do you mean? I told her, you know, if you were just going to like, probably

going to be like your dick.

Yeah? Yeah,

I'm liking, see, I'm liking that idea.

No, like, no.

As long as you don't say anything.

Yeah, my lips are sealed as long as I get some action.

I get to fuck his sister and you get to fuck mine.

My proposition was that if I have to fuck her brother, she has to fuck my

brother. I'm down with that, too.

Okay. So, yeah.

We all just promise here that no one said nothing to anybody.

No. This is all our little secret.

Yep. I think you promised.

I think you promised.

This is all your fault.

Wait, are we sure we want to do this in like the same room?

You want my brother to tell our parents?

Yeah, I could always tell your parents.

You know, if you don't want to do it in the same room.

Bye.

See you, brother.

I don't want to be here. No, no, don't do that.

Hey, don't. Don't. Don't go over here.

Oh, shit.

Bro, look who you are cracking this vlog.

Don't we have your brother? Big Dick.

Mm, you and me.

We really died.

Yeah?

Wait, what?

The sip of mouth was really good.

It's just a little bit of a freak.

I want, I want, I want.

I

want,

I want.

Thank you.

Yes.

So good.

You better not be looking over here.

Logan, you can look all you want. I'm looking, trust me.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah,

you like that?

This has

got a nice pussy bro.

Oh my god.

I feel so red.

Oh, my God.

Give me some dick.

Oh, my God. Give me some dick.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

I don't want to let my brother cry.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes.

I'm not.

I'm not.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Thank you. Thank

you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Did you just touch your buddy's dick?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Do not look over here

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh,

my God. Are you looking at me? It looks like

me. Where is my brother?

I think it's so high.

It's so high.

Oh, my God.

Oh my

god.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

No, I just spit on it.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh

my God. Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Oh, my stomach.

I'm sorry.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yeah? Oh, fuck.

It's like that, huh? Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

You're wild.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Yeah.

You guys both taste so good. Yeah?

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God, you know what? I can't take this anymore.

I want my brother.

Oh, shit.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, God.

You're lying.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You guys are very involved in this center.

Oh my god. Oh my

god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Okay, I told you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's so fucking hot. Yeah,

but we just need that.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck

yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm so glad we decided to do this. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, God.

This is the perfect fucking movie.

Oh, no.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh my God. Oh

my God. Oh

my

God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh my god.

oh my god oh my god

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

my fucking God.

Oh,

my fucking God.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

How's your sister's pussy? She's good, right?

Oh, my God.

oh my god

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

You're good at that.

Very good at that.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, God.