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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,166 - Previously 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,166 on RuPaul's Drag Race... 3 00:00:03,166 --> 00:00:04,567 - Tired-ass showgirl. 4 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,200 - At least I am a showgirl, 5 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,200 bitch. 6 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:09,200 Go back to Party City 7 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:09,200 where you belong. 8 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,133 - I thought this evening 9 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,133 was kind of thrilling. 10 00:00:11,133 --> 00:00:13,600 - Milan's not exciting enough. 11 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,467 I didn't really care. 12 00:00:15,467 --> 00:00:18,767 - Get those nuts away 13 00:00:15,467 --> 00:00:18,767 from my face! 14 00:00:18,767 --> 00:00:20,800 - Cut, print, Emmy. 15 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,367 - Latrice Royale, 16 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,367 condragulations. 17 00:00:23,367 --> 00:00:24,633 - Ah. 18 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:27,834 - The color green 19 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:27,834 reminds me of fungus. 20 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:31,333 - Milan, shantay, you stay. 21 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:34,633 Madame LaQueer, sashay away. 22 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:37,000 And tonight... 23 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,500 Cock-a-doodle-Ru! 24 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,667 [chicken clucks] 25 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:42,233 - The queens lay an egg. 26 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:44,066 And you'll be seeing double. 27 00:00:44,066 --> 00:00:45,467 - [laughs] 28 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:48,834 - That is not what I want to see 29 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:48,834 in my drag queen. 30 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:50,900 - With extra-special 31 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:50,900 guest judges 32 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:54,667 Ross Mathews 33 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:54,667 and Loretta Devine. 34 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,400 The winner 35 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,400 of RuPaul's Drag Race 36 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,066 will receive a lifetime supply 37 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,066 of NYX Cosmetics, 38 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:03,734 a one-of-a-kind trip courtesy 39 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:03,734 of ALandCHUCK.travel, 40 00:01:03,734 --> 00:01:05,533 headline Logo's Drag Race tour 41 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,400 featuring Absolut Vodka... 42 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,767 cocktails perfected... 43 00:01:08,767 --> 00:01:12,400 and a cash prize of $100,000. 44 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,200 And may the best woman win. 45 00:01:35,934 --> 00:01:37,834 - I get Madame's hangers. 46 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:40,266 - Oh, jeez, I get the heads. 47 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,333 - Madame LaQueer is gone. 48 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:45,066 The room's starting to feel 49 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:45,066 a little bit empty. 50 00:01:45,066 --> 00:01:48,500 "Chad, Sharon, Milan, Dita 51 00:01:45,066 --> 00:01:48,500 equal true friends." 52 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,467 - Oh, my God. 53 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:51,500 Wait, we're not true friends. 54 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,567 I don't care. 55 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:53,934 She was a mess. 56 00:01:53,934 --> 00:01:55,300 Sorry about it. 57 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:56,867 - What'd it feel like to be 58 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:56,867 in the bottom two? 59 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,900 - I felt my freakin' age. 60 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,133 Thank God I survived. 61 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:01,600 I don't want to be judged 62 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:01,600 because of it. 63 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,133 - Bye, Madame. 64 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,133 all: Bye. 65 00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:06,066 - It's a new day. 66 00:02:06,066 --> 00:02:07,900 - You swept it all up yesterday. 67 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:08,867 - Yes, you did. 68 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,300 - You swept it all up. 69 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:13,300 - So now that I have this win 70 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:13,300 under my belt, 71 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,233 I feel like I'm finally 72 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,233 in the game. 73 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:20,867 America's next drag superstar 74 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:20,867 will be a big bitch. 75 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:23,867 - Well, now Kenya is the only 76 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:23,867 Puerto Rican here. 77 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:26,166 - I really thought it was gonna 78 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:26,166 be me and you at the bottom. 79 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:28,066 - Yeah, maybe I go 80 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:28,066 to the bottom too, 81 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:30,100 but my runway goes good. 82 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,500 I don't scare. 83 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,367 Mama, it's not what you say. 84 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:37,300 It's what you do. 85 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,300 Rawr! 86 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,934 [alarm sounds] 87 00:02:39,934 --> 00:02:41,100 - Yeah. 88 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,233 - You've got shemail. 89 00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:47,133 Are you a high roller 90 00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:47,133 or a Hollywood square? 91 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,233 Because I got a secret. 92 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:52,967 If you press your luck, 93 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:52,967 you could be queen for a day. 94 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:56,433 But if you continue to wipe out 95 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:56,433 the competition, 96 00:02:56,433 --> 00:03:00,100 honey, you could be going home 97 00:02:56,433 --> 00:03:00,100 with all the tic-tac-dough. 98 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:03,734 Survey says, the joker's wild. 99 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:05,300 [laughter] 100 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,834 [cheers and applause] 101 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,233 Hello, hello, hello. 102 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:12,133 [cheers and applause] 103 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:14,367 For today's mini challenge, 104 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,767 you'll be pitted 105 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,767 against each other 106 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:20,233 in a series of grueling 107 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:20,233 physical stunts 108 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:25,834 for the brand-new game show 109 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:25,834 we call Beat the Cock. 110 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:27,967 - Cock-a-doodle-doo. 111 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:31,600 - Now, we'll play three rounds 112 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:31,600 with three contestants each. 113 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,700 The winner of each round 114 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,700 will go beak-to-beak 115 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,767 in a "cocktacular" finale. 116 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:39,433 And the one Beat the Cock 117 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:39,433 champion 118 00:03:39,433 --> 00:03:41,633 will win a phone call home. 119 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:43,600 - Oh. 120 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,066 - Tomorrow is my eighth 121 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,066 anniversary with my partner, 122 00:03:46,066 --> 00:03:47,767 Adam, and that would mean 123 00:03:46,066 --> 00:03:47,767 the world to me 124 00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:49,967 to be able to call him 125 00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:49,967 and tell him I love him. 126 00:03:49,967 --> 00:03:52,633 - Now, this first round 127 00:03:49,967 --> 00:03:52,633 is Cock-A-Doodle-Ru. 128 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:55,734 First up, Phi Phi O'Hara. 129 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:58,467 All right, now, 130 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:58,467 the object of this game 131 00:03:58,467 --> 00:04:02,633 is to pin these chickens 132 00:03:58,467 --> 00:04:02,633 on my face. 133 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:06,834 Whoever gets the rooster beak 134 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:06,834 closest to my mouth wins. 135 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:10,300 Ready. Set. Cock-a-doodle-Ru. 136 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,734 - Oh, shit, okay. 137 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:16,667 - That's more of an earring. 138 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:17,633 - Pfft! 139 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,367 - Next up, Sharon Needles. 140 00:04:20,367 --> 00:04:22,200 Cock-a-doodle-Ru. 141 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:26,166 - [laughs] 142 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,233 - Yes! 143 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:31,633 [laughter] 144 00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:33,200 Contact. 145 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,300 - I'm sorry. 146 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:38,433 - Next up, Jiggly Caliente. 147 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:42,133 - Oh. 148 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,900 - Damn, I got it in my hair. 149 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:47,133 - That means Phi Phi O'Hara 150 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:47,133 is our winner. 151 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:48,633 All right, round two, kids. 152 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:52,500 The object of the game 153 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:52,500 is to get a single feather 154 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,967 across the finish line. 155 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:56,533 You can only use your breath. 156 00:04:56,533 --> 00:04:58,233 If the feather hits the ground, 157 00:04:58,233 --> 00:05:01,367 you need to go back 158 00:04:58,233 --> 00:05:01,367 and start all over again. 159 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:05,333 On your mark. Get set. Blow. 160 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,967 - Go, Dida. Blow! 161 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:08,967 - Oh, oh, one down. 162 00:05:08,967 --> 00:05:10,433 Starting over again. 163 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:11,633 - What the fuck? 164 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:13,500 It's really hard. 165 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,767 - Yes, Dida! 166 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:19,600 [all cheering] 167 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,667 - [laughs] 168 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,967 - Dida Ritz is our winner. 169 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:25,266 Round three, Choke the Rooster. 170 00:05:25,266 --> 00:05:26,367 [chicken clucks] 171 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,867 Now, ladies, the object 172 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,867 of the game 173 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:32,433 is to get as many rings 174 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:32,433 around that cock. 175 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,400 On your mark. Get set. 176 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,066 Choke the rooster. 177 00:05:38,066 --> 00:05:40,266 Aim for the head. 178 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:41,900 - Oh! 179 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,467 - Wow, Milan. 180 00:05:44,467 --> 00:05:46,500 - Milan is our winner. 181 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,700 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 182 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,467 - Now, for the final 183 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,467 championship round, 184 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:54,333 Phi Phi O'Hara, Dida Ritz, 185 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:54,333 Milan, 186 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:57,700 you've got to lay an egg. 187 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,400 Now, the object of the game 188 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,400 is to carry these raw eggs 189 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:05,967 through these wig heads and lay 190 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:05,967 them safely in your basket. 191 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:10,533 And you need to carry these eggs 192 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:10,533 between me down there. 193 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:12,333 On your mark. Get set. 194 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:13,867 Lay an egg. 195 00:06:13,867 --> 00:06:17,867 Now, the first queen 196 00:06:13,867 --> 00:06:17,867 to lay three eggs wins. 197 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:19,700 Tossed salad 198 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:19,700 and scrambled eggs. 199 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,467 Ooh. 200 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,467 - Damn! 201 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:22,834 - Egg drop soup, anyone? 202 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:24,467 [all cheering] 203 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,767 - I keep dropping my damn eggs. 204 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:28,567 I'm not happy about this. 205 00:06:28,567 --> 00:06:30,800 [laughter] 206 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,367 - Oh! 207 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:34,967 [all cheering] 208 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:36,934 - Phi Phi has laid two eggs. 209 00:06:36,934 --> 00:06:38,734 - Oh! 210 00:06:38,734 --> 00:06:40,100 - Get it, Phi Phi. 211 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,734 - Phi Phi is one egg away. 212 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,200 Phi Phi has laid her third egg. 213 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,600 Our winner is Phi Phi. 214 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,800 [chicken clucks] 215 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,433 You'll get your chance 216 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,433 to make a phone call home 217 00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:51,467 a little bit later. 218 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:52,533 - Yeah. 219 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:55,066 - Ladies, for this week's 220 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:55,066 main challenge, 221 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:59,667 the password is... 222 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,333 Snatch Game. 223 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,400 [cheers and applause] 224 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,600 - Well... 225 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,433 [all cheering] 226 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:10,567 - Now, this is your chance 227 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:10,567 to show off 228 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:13,300 your best celebrity 229 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:13,300 impersonation 230 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,867 and channel someone else's 231 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,867 charisma, 232 00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:18,867 uniqueness, nerve, and talent 233 00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:18,867 for a change. 234 00:07:18,867 --> 00:07:20,433 - One word, living legend... 235 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:21,867 [imitating Cher] 236 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:21,867 Get into it, babe. 237 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:25,467 - I expect to be blinded 238 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:25,467 by stars. 239 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:28,533 Gentlemen, 240 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:28,533 start your impressions, 241 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:31,333 and may the best woman win. 242 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:34,133 - So what's everybody doing? 243 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:35,667 - I'm doing Wendy Williams. 244 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:36,700 - Diana Ross. 245 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:38,467 - How you doing? 246 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:38,467 - Yes. 247 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,567 - I'm doing Gaga. 248 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:40,567 - What about you, Kenya? 249 00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:42,433 - Beyoncé. 250 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,367 - No, I'm...no. 251 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:47,200 I don't know 252 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:47,200 what she's thinking. 253 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,266 I love Beyoncé, 254 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,266 but she's not funny. 255 00:07:50,266 --> 00:07:51,667 I'm scared for her. 256 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,734 - Well, may the best woman win. 257 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:59,600 - I really want you to have 258 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:59,600 my phone call. 259 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,700 - Are you sure you want 260 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,700 to do that? 261 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:02,400 Because I feel funny about it, 262 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:02,400 Phi Phi. 263 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,533 - Honestly, I really wanted 264 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,533 to win it for you. 265 00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:05,767 - Honey, thank you so much. 266 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:07,066 - Yeah. 267 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:08,400 - I'm really excited 268 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,734 that Phi Phi's gonna give me 269 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,734 her phone call. 270 00:08:10,734 --> 00:08:13,734 It was really unexpected, 271 00:08:10,734 --> 00:08:13,734 and it was really sweet. 272 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:15,066 I owe you a big one, girl. 273 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:16,100 - No, you don't. 274 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:16,100 - Yeah, I do. 275 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,300 - You're my sister. 276 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,266 - See, you're not 277 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,266 a complete bitch. 278 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:23,767 [laughter] 279 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:25,066 - Who are you doing? 280 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:27,934 - Well, I'm doing, uh, 281 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:27,934 Michelle Visage. 282 00:08:27,934 --> 00:08:29,066 [laughs] 283 00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:30,633 Vintage Cache! 284 00:08:30,633 --> 00:08:31,967 [laughs] 285 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,633 I thought it would be memorable 286 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:35,066 poking fun at one 287 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:35,066 of the judges. 288 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:37,233 I think a lot of the girls 289 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:37,233 wouldn't go there. 290 00:08:37,233 --> 00:08:39,900 When in doubt, freak 'em out. 291 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,834 Too much? 292 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:44,734 Miss Michaels, 293 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:44,734 is it too much for her? 294 00:08:44,734 --> 00:08:46,200 - Oh! 295 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,567 - [laughs] 296 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:49,333 - Sharon is doing 297 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:49,333 Michelle Visage, 298 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:52,800 which, I mean, that's not 299 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:52,800 a smart idea at all. 300 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,066 - Hilarious. 301 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,934 - Now finally the judges 302 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,934 are gonna see 303 00:08:55,934 --> 00:08:57,767 that she clearly has no talent. 304 00:08:57,767 --> 00:09:00,066 Sharon should just pack up 305 00:08:57,767 --> 00:09:00,066 and go home. 306 00:09:00,066 --> 00:09:01,333 Bye. 307 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,133 - Don't push it too far 308 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,133 where you're gonna insult them. 309 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:04,600 Girl, she's gonna see this. 310 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,667 - Let her. 311 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:09,467 - Who are you doing? 312 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:10,667 - I'm gonna do Diana Ross. 313 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,066 - You are? 314 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,066 - Yeah. 315 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:14,100 I mean, I'm used to doing, 316 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:14,100 like, Donna Summer 317 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,266 and Kelly Rowland and... 318 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:17,400 you know, and those people 319 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:17,400 aren't like, "Ah!" 320 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,433 You know, so... 321 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,166 - Yeah, and we're left 322 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,166 with Miss Ross. 323 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,500 - Right. 324 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,500 [laughs] 325 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,100 This challenge 326 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,100 is really exciting for me 327 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:27,100 because my drag is sort of based 328 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:27,100 around characters 329 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,567 and impersonations. 330 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,467 My plan is to really have fun 331 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,467 with Diana today. 332 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,633 - Are you nervous this week that 333 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,633 you have to step up your game? 334 00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:38,200 Like, the judges have their eye 335 00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:38,200 on you? 336 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:42,633 - Maybe, but I choose Beyoncé 337 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:42,633 because it's more easy for me 338 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,567 doing that character 339 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,567 because I know it. 340 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,467 - You don't think, like, doing, 341 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,467 like, a Latin character 342 00:09:46,467 --> 00:09:47,734 would work in your benefit? 343 00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:51,100 - I can do Shakira, 344 00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:51,100 but I don't like the character. 345 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,600 - I have the wig 346 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,600 if you want to do it. 347 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,166 - Yeah. 348 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,100 - I just hope that they get 349 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,100 funny from it. 350 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,567 - You know what I mean? 351 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,567 - Yeah, yeah. 352 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,400 - Kenya'd be my sister 353 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,400 in how close we are. 354 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,500 I am worried. 355 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,266 I wanted her to do something 356 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,266 with an accent 357 00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:04,233 so that way, 358 00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:04,233 it wouldn't be a handicap. 359 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,166 Beyoncé's not really funny, 360 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,166 you know. 361 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:08,066 She takes her career 362 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:08,066 really seriously. 363 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,600 So I don't know how Kenya's 364 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,600 gonna make it happen. 365 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,834 - Okay, we are what? 366 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:14,100 - Pretty sisters. 367 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:14,100 - Thank you. 368 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,133 - Well, Beyoncé and Gaga 369 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,133 should sit next to each other 370 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:17,133 on the... 371 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,667 - Yeah, I need to share it. 372 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,500 - Maybe I'll let you use 373 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,500 my telephone. 374 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,367 - Yeah. 375 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,367 Yeah, yeah. 376 00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:25,400 - I'm so excited. 377 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,967 - To think that, you know, 378 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,967 Cher's gonna see you doing this. 379 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:30,834 - I picked Cher because 380 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:30,834 it's what I'm most known for. 381 00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:33,333 - You'll clock someone 382 00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:33,333 doing Cher wrong. 383 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,800 They always do it too big. 384 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,767 - Show me one tape where Cher 385 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,767 went, "Oh!" 386 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,200 She never did that. 387 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,600 That's, like, a stupid thing 388 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,600 that people make up about Cher. 389 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,367 Cher's, like, much more subtle. 390 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:45,233 Cher's above it all, 391 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:45,233 you know what I mean? 392 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,033 - I love Chad to death, 393 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,033 but the bitch 394 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:49,700 likes to talk about Cher 395 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:49,700 way too much. 396 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,700 - Cher's got a great sense 397 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,700 of humor. 398 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,367 Cher doesn't give a shit. 399 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,367 Cher is a one-word diva. 400 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:55,934 - She's gonna drive me crazy. 401 00:10:55,934 --> 00:10:58,500 - I know she's got a great 402 00:10:55,934 --> 00:10:58,500 sense of humor. 403 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,066 - Well, don't you think 404 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,066 this is where 405 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,567 you're gonna run into a problem, 406 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,567 sweetie? 407 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:02,667 - With what? 408 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,400 - You're too afraid 409 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,400 to make fun of Cher. 410 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,934 - You know, the stakes for me 411 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,934 are very high. 412 00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:08,667 People are expecting me to 413 00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:08,667 bring a certain level of skill 414 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:11,367 to the table, and I don't want 415 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:11,367 to screw it up. 416 00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:14,767 - Hello, hello, hello. 417 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,467 - Hi, Ru. 418 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,467 - Hello. 419 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,100 - Now, I've come to investigate 420 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,100 a case of identity theft. 421 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,367 - Oh, shit. 422 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,700 - Let's get to it. 423 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,967 Phi Phi O'Hara. 424 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,967 - Hi, Ru. 425 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:28,467 - I want to know who you're 426 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:28,467 doing in Snatch Game. 427 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:29,934 - Um, Gaga. 428 00:11:29,934 --> 00:11:32,266 - Wow, that's a risky choice, 429 00:11:29,934 --> 00:11:32,266 because you know in the past... 430 00:11:32,266 --> 00:11:33,400 - It's been done. 431 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,433 - It's been done, 432 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,433 and the girl who did it 433 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:39,133 wasn't able to convey... 434 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:39,133 'cause what is her personality? 435 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,467 - Well, she's always about, 436 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,467 you know, 437 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:44,433 her fans and monsters 438 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:44,433 and paws up. 439 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:46,333 - I know, you're making it 440 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:46,333 sound very simple, 441 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,066 but I think it may be 442 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,066 a little more difficult 443 00:11:48,066 --> 00:11:49,200 than what you're thinking. 444 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,400 - Well, I do Gaga a lot, 445 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,633 and I've been hired 446 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,633 all over United States 447 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,700 to impersonate her. 448 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,967 - All right. 449 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:57,433 - I've been recognized a lot 450 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:57,433 for my Lady Gaga. 451 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,066 So I think Ru is gonna love it 452 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,066 and eat it up. 453 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,834 - All right, get back to work. 454 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,834 - I surely will. 455 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,066 - All right. 456 00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:04,533 Well, hello, Dida Ritz. 457 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:05,533 - How you doing? 458 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,300 - Oh, well, there you have it. 459 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,433 Do you know enough 460 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,433 about Wendy Williams? 461 00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:11,433 - I do know some things 462 00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:11,433 about her. 463 00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,700 - She watches this show, 464 00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,700 so you better be on point. 465 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,967 - I hope I am. 466 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,900 - Right, because she's got a few 467 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,100 trademark signature moves 468 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,100 that she does, 469 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,800 but then, inevitably, you have 470 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,800 to be quick on your toes. 471 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,133 - Yes. 472 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,133 - Have you ever heard her 473 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,133 radio show before the TV show? 474 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:27,133 - The one and only time I've 475 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:27,133 heard it is when she actually, 476 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,367 I guess, got into an argument 477 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,367 with Whitney. 478 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:30,900 - Well, let's... 479 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:30,900 give me a little sample. 480 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,066 I'll play Whitney. 481 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,066 - Okay. 482 00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:34,266 - You play Wendy Williams. 483 00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:34,266 - Okay. 484 00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:36,834 - Uh, yeah, I heard you been 485 00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:36,834 talking about me. 486 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,734 What's that all about? 487 00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:40,400 - Well, first of all, 488 00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:40,400 how are you doing? 489 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,233 - No, I'm doing fine, sister. 490 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:44,066 God is good. 491 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:44,066 God is good. God is good. 492 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:45,400 - God obviously isn't that good. 493 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,967 You've been getting 494 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,967 in a lot of trouble. 495 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,333 - Bobby Brown. Bobby Brown! 496 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,066 - Yeah, Bobby Brown's not gonna 497 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,066 help you right now, honey. 498 00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,734 This is you. 499 00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,734 How are you doing? 500 00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:52,767 How you doing? 501 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:53,900 - I heard some Wendy in there. 502 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,300 - Yeah, so... 503 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,300 - That's very good. 504 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,300 - Thank you. 505 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,333 - Commit to the character. 506 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,900 I want to see it bam onstage, 507 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,900 okay? 508 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:02,233 - I'm gonna make sure I go 509 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:02,233 as far as possible. 510 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,934 - Good. 511 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,934 All right, get back to work. 512 00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:06,600 - Thank you, Ru. 513 00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:06,600 - Thanks. 514 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,633 Latrice Royale. 515 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:09,667 Who are you playing? 516 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,800 - Aretha Franklin, baby. 517 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,066 - Oh, of course. 518 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,066 Wow. 519 00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:16,233 How are you gonna make her 520 00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:16,233 come to life as a personality? 521 00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:17,500 - Well, you know she's a diva. 522 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,567 I just kind of play off of 523 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,567 what she's done and... 524 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,800 - Yeah, you have to convey 525 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,800 Aretha Franklin 526 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,166 in, really, a few seconds. 527 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,467 - Right. 528 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,266 - And I'm not clear 529 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,266 on how you're gonna do that yet. 530 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:32,600 - Aretha is not really known 531 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:32,600 for catchphrases 532 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,100 and being funny and a comedian, 533 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,233 but she's had 534 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,233 some funny moments. 535 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,767 I'm pretty confident 536 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,767 that I can do this one. 537 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:39,834 I got this. 538 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:41,066 - All right. 539 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:43,133 Well, let's hope 540 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:43,133 that the risk pays off. 541 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,834 Good luck. 542 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,834 Get back to it. 543 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:47,133 - Thank you. 544 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:47,133 - All right. 545 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,100 Little Kenya Michaels. 546 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,734 - Hola. 547 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,734 - Who's your character? 548 00:13:50,734 --> 00:13:52,433 - Beyoncé, the queen bee. 549 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,700 - I've heard of her. 550 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,533 - I'm trying to do 551 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,533 a sick Beyoncé 552 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:58,767 that have involuntary movements 553 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:58,767 that is crazy. 554 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,433 - I see. 555 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,233 It's a risk 556 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,233 because of the accent, 557 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:06,500 and, you know, if you were gonna 558 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:06,500 do a Latin star, 559 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,967 you would have a little bit 560 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,967 of an advantage. 561 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:13,367 - Beyoncé is a girl 562 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:13,367 that is very sexy girl. 563 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,567 - Yeah. 564 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,633 [both laugh] 565 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,066 I feel good in this. 566 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,867 - You're gonna do Beyoncé, 567 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,867 and you're taking a risk. 568 00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,133 I hope it pays off for you. 569 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,300 - I'm gonna work it out. 570 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,066 - All right, get back to work. 571 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,066 - Thank you. 572 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,066 - Thanks. 573 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,700 Hey, Willam. 574 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,700 - Hi. 575 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,767 - Who do we have here? 576 00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:30,967 - Jessica Simpson. 577 00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:33,266 - How do you play 578 00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:33,266 Jessica Simpson? 579 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,333 - Jessica doesn't understand 580 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,333 jokes much. 581 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,400 She says stupid stuff, 582 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,400 but she just does it 583 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,667 because she doesn't know better. 584 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,300 - I see. 585 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,300 Are you a fan of hers? 586 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,467 - Who? 587 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:45,166 - [laughs] 588 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,734 All right, Willam, I'm gonna let 589 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,734 you get back to Jessica Simpson. 590 00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:49,667 I cannot wait. 591 00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:49,667 - Thanks, she's sleeping. 592 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,533 - Oh, she's asleep. 593 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,533 Okay, well, let's let her sleep. 594 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:54,633 Get back to work. 595 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:54,633 - Bye. Thank you. 596 00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:55,834 - Milan. 597 00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,333 - Hello, Ru, how are you? 598 00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,333 - Hi, honey. 599 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,834 Ooh, big hair. 600 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,834 Is it Chaka Khan? 601 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,834 - It's gonna be Diana Ross. 602 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,066 - Oh, my goodness. 603 00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:07,567 You know, last week, you found 604 00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:07,567 yourself in the bottom two 605 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,667 as an actor portraying 606 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,667 a character. 607 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:13,633 How will you convey 608 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:13,633 your character this week? 609 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:15,567 How will you sell Diana? 610 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,367 - Well, I think, um, I was 611 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,367 taking it too small, you know, 612 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,600 and I need to just... 613 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,600 it's better to tell someone 614 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,800 to pull you back, 615 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,800 and hopefully I won't go so far 616 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,867 that it's like a true 617 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,867 caricature. 618 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,266 - And you got to make her funny, 619 00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:30,266 'cause Snatch Game is about 620 00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:30,266 spontaneity and humor. 621 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,533 - Okay. 622 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,533 - All right, Milan, get to it. 623 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,934 - Thank you. 624 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,934 - All right. 625 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,066 Chad Michaels. 626 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,233 - Hey, RuPaul. 627 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,834 - Now, who on Earth could you 628 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,834 possibly be playing? 629 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,367 - My main lady, Cher. 630 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,367 - Cher. 631 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:44,767 - Yes, sir. 632 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:44,767 - Wow. 633 00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,333 - Honestly, Ru, 634 00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,333 everything in my life 635 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,700 has been because of Cher... 636 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,300 I mean, all the places 637 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,300 I've gotten to go, 638 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,800 the people I've gotten to meet, 639 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,800 the clothes on my back, 640 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,333 and I'm really looking forward 641 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,333 to doing her the justice 642 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,133 that she has done for my life. 643 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,967 I basically just owe her 644 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,967 everything. 645 00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:01,767 So it's really important to me 646 00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:01,767 not to offend her. 647 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,567 - [imitating Cher] 648 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,567 All right, I'll see you later. 649 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,567 - All right, babe. 650 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,567 - Oh, my God. 651 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,400 - Thanks, Ru. 652 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,567 - Sharon Needles. 653 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,567 - Hello, Ru. 654 00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:10,767 - Who are you portraying? 655 00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:11,934 - I'm not sure 656 00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:11,934 if you know her at all, 657 00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:14,767 but I'm doing, um, 658 00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:14,767 Michelle Visage today. 659 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,500 - Oh, well, you know 660 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,500 you're supposed 661 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,300 to be portraying a woman. 662 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,367 - Oh, yes, I know. 663 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,400 This is gonna be 664 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,400 a little difficult for me, 665 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,367 but, uh... 666 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,700 - We say that with love, 667 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,700 of course. 668 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,767 - Yes, of course. 669 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,767 - What mannerisms of hers 670 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,767 are you gonna... 671 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:29,433 - I'm just gonna bring 672 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:29,433 a lot of harsh vocals 673 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:32,166 with a Jersey sense, 674 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:32,166 a lot of cackling. 675 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,600 [laughs] 676 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,967 This is where I completely 677 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,967 disagree with Santino. 678 00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:39,500 - She's a fierce queen. 679 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,900 And it's quite a risk, 680 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,900 'cause she's gonna either 681 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,900 love it or read you for it. 682 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,133 - Right, right, right. 683 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,233 I'm feeling 684 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,233 a little bit nervous, 685 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:49,533 but I think I'll do her justice. 686 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:51,266 - All right, Sharon Needles, 687 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:51,266 get back to it. 688 00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:52,400 - Thank you. 689 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,767 - All right, ladies, listen up. 690 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:57,633 At today's taping, you'll be 691 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:57,633 playing the Snatch Game 692 00:16:57,633 --> 00:17:00,433 with our extra-special 693 00:16:57,633 --> 00:17:00,433 guest judges, 694 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:03,900 late-night hot potato 695 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:03,900 Ross Mathews... 696 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,300 - Yay! 697 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,300 - Yes! 698 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:10,500 - And legendary actress 699 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:10,500 of stage and screen 700 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:14,633 and original dreamgirl 701 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:14,633 Miss Loretta Devine. 702 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,800 [cheering and gasping] 703 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,800 - Wow. 704 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,467 Loretta is the shit. 705 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:21,500 She not only acts well. 706 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:21,500 She sings well. 707 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,533 She's the real deal. 708 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,367 - So don't fuck it up. 709 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:30,467 Welcome to the new Snatch Game. 710 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,467 [cheers and applause] 711 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:35,300 Hello, I'm your host, RuPaul. 712 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,066 Now let's meet our contestants. 713 00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:41,533 This intern has climbed his way 714 00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:41,533 up the Hollywood ladder. 715 00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:44,533 Please welcome funnyman 716 00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:44,533 Ross Mathews. 717 00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,834 I'm so happy you're here. 718 00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,100 - Oh, please, I'm thrilled. 719 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,333 - Up next, please welcome 720 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,333 the multitalented... 721 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,066 Loretta Devine is here. 722 00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:53,800 - Hi, Ru. 723 00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:53,800 - Hey, Loretta. 724 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,600 You are a national treasure, 725 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,600 my dear. 726 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,834 - Oh, that's so sweet. 727 00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,633 - And now let's give 728 00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,633 a Hollywood hello 729 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:04,300 to our star-studded panel. 730 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,333 Now from the best show 731 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,333 on television, 732 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:10,667 welcome my squirrel friend... 733 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:10,667 Michelle Visage is here. 734 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:11,667 Hey. 735 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,200 - I might not be 736 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,200 the biggest star here, 737 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,467 but I got the biggest knockers, 738 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,467 okay? 739 00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,967 [laughs] 740 00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:20,300 - Up next, a great idol of mine, 741 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,734 the one and only Diana Ross. 742 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,266 - Yes, Ru, mwah, mwah. 743 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:26,533 I love you. 744 00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:28,433 But call me "Miss Ross." 745 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,400 - Milan's makeup looks crazy. 746 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,600 I've never seen Diana Ross 747 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,600 look like she's cracked out. 748 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,700 - Next to her is singer, 749 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,700 actress, shoe designer, 750 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,834 entrepreneur Jessica Simpson. 751 00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:43,133 - You won. 752 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:46,066 - Oh, she's got a piece 753 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:46,066 of her product hair there. 754 00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:47,166 - It's synthetic. 755 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,066 You can use it to Swiffer 756 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,066 and everything. 757 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,100 - Oh, okay. 758 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,734 Very good pitch there. 759 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,734 Very good pitch. 760 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,467 - You're welcome. 761 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,467 - You're welcome. 762 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,166 - [laughs] 763 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:59,433 - Let's give some R-E-S-P-E-C-T 764 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:59,433 to the queen of soul, 765 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:00,734 Miss Aretha Franklin. 766 00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:01,867 - So glad to be here, Ru. 767 00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:03,600 - What is that you're eating 768 00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:03,600 over there? 769 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,633 - Something that really 770 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,633 satisfies me. 771 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,100 - Oh, okay. 772 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,133 Did you bring enough for 773 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,133 everyone to share, Re-Re? 774 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,166 - Oh, no, baby, I don't share. 775 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,200 - Oh, she don't share. 776 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,500 All right, all right. 777 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,934 Straight from the Jersey Shore, 778 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,934 Snooki is here. 779 00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:17,066 - Hi, Ru. 780 00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:18,734 Ross, are you a juicehead? 781 00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:19,767 - I could try it. 782 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,600 - Oh, my God, I want to smoosh. 783 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,934 - Okay! 784 00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:26,767 - Next to her, the one and only, 785 00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:26,767 the mother of all monsters, 786 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,266 Lady Gaga is here. 787 00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:29,700 - Work it, girl! 788 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,200 Give a twirl! 789 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:36,100 Give a twirl, give a twirl, 790 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:36,100 give a twirl! 791 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,266 - Next to her, 792 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,266 the queen of all media, 793 00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,066 Wendy Williams is here. 794 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,700 - How you doing? 795 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,700 - How you doing? 796 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,867 - How you doing? 797 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,867 It's nice to see you again. 798 00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:48,934 - We've got 16-time 799 00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:48,934 Grammy winner, hey, Beyoncé! 800 00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:51,367 - Whoo! 801 00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:55,667 - She's had a top ten hit 802 00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:55,667 in every decade since the '60s. 803 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,200 She's done it all. 804 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,533 The original dark lady, 805 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,533 Cher is here. 806 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,967 - I've been there, done that. 807 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,867 I spread La Mer on my toast 808 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,867 in the morning. 809 00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,934 All right, you know, 810 00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,934 I'm Cher, bitch! 811 00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:08,033 [laughter] 812 00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:08,033 Ooh. 813 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:10,700 - Yes, you are. 814 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:10,700 - I don't care. 815 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:14,300 Ross, Loretta, I ask a series 816 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:14,300 of questions. 817 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,700 Our celebrities will fill in 818 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,700 the blanks. 819 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,200 You come up with an answer 820 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,200 that you think 821 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,667 will match our celebrities. 822 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,400 First question 823 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,400 is for Loretta Devine. 824 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,233 Ugly Edna is so ugly, 825 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:29,166 when she goes 826 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:29,166 to the beauty parlor, 827 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,633 they beat her face with blank. 828 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,500 - A picture of herself. 829 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,767 - Let's see if we can get 830 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,767 a match. 831 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,734 Michelle Visage. 832 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,266 - All right, Ru, I said 833 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,266 a baseball bat. 834 00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:42,266 Remember, it was '87, we used to 835 00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:42,266 take the J train into Manhattan, 836 00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,600 and you used to carry 837 00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,600 a baseball bat 838 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,567 before we would work 839 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,567 Susanne Bartsch's party. 840 00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:49,633 We'd make a buffalo nickel 841 00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:49,633 for it, 842 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,934 and it was all we used 843 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,934 for protection. 844 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:54,200 - No match, Michelle, 845 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:54,200 but a very good effort. 846 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,333 Thank you very much. 847 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,867 All right, Wendy Williams. 848 00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:58,033 - How you doing? 849 00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,400 - Ugly Edna, beat her 850 00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,400 in the face with? 851 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,900 - I love Cher, and I'm gonna say 852 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,900 with Cher's plastic surgeon, 853 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,166 'cause look at Cher. 854 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,834 - Allegedly. 855 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,834 Allegedly. 856 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:06,934 - She looks good, I mean... 857 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,533 - Cher, I love the hair change. 858 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,934 - Thank you, I can't go five 859 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,934 minutes without switching a wig. 860 00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:14,266 I love 'em. I love 'em. 861 00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:15,734 - Sasha Fierce. 862 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,200 - I want to take a sleepy 863 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,200 right now. 864 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,967 - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 865 00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:21,066 - How's she doing? 866 00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:22,934 [laughter] 867 00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:25,233 - I'm a survivor! 868 00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:26,333 I'm a survivor! 869 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,467 - She's a survivor. 870 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,967 - Kenya is taking it 871 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,967 to the extreme. 872 00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,900 - Oh, girl. 873 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,934 - So I need to step up my game. 874 00:21:34,934 --> 00:21:37,867 It's just I don't want to be 875 00:21:34,934 --> 00:21:37,867 flatlining. 876 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:39,900 - Ross Mathews, you are next. 877 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,400 The real housewives are so fake, 878 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,266 when they make whoopee, 879 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,266 their blanks don't move. 880 00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:48,133 - Their Goldbergs don't move. 881 00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:49,500 - Very funny. 882 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,800 All right, let's go to Snooki 883 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,800 from the Jersey Shore. 884 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,266 - Just like my friend JWOWW, 885 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,266 her tits don't move. 886 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:57,133 - Her tits don't move. 887 00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:58,333 Beyoncé? 888 00:21:58,333 --> 00:21:59,467 - Wake up. 889 00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:01,200 - Oh, is Beyoncé asleep? 890 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,533 Beyoncé, were you sleeping? 891 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:03,700 - It's the medication. 892 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,834 - That's no excuse. 893 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,600 You should have seen 894 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,600 what me and Ru were on 895 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,066 at the Limelight. 896 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,333 It's all behind us now. 897 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,333 We were on uppers, downers, 898 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,333 and candy corn. 899 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,200 - [laughs] 900 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,633 All right, Cher, I see 901 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,633 you're wearing your Academy... 902 00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:18,066 well, actually, you did not win 903 00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:18,066 the Academy Award that year. 904 00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:20,567 - I didn't, but I'm wearing 905 00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:20,567 the shit out of this headpiece. 906 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:23,166 I paid a lot for it, so... 907 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:23,166 - Yes, you did. Yes, you did. 908 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,467 - Those girls are real sleazy. 909 00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:27,834 Their scabies, crabs, and fleas 910 00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:27,834 don't move. 911 00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:30,667 - I'm afraid that's not 912 00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:30,667 a Goldberg, Ross. 913 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:31,734 - No. 914 00:22:31,734 --> 00:22:35,066 - Loretta Devine, 915 00:22:31,734 --> 00:22:35,066 Fatty Patty is so fat, 916 00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:39,367 when she gets on the scales, 917 00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:39,367 it says blank. 918 00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:40,600 - Ouch, ouch. 919 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,133 - Ouch! 920 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,133 Good answer! 921 00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:44,333 What'd you say, Michelle? 922 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:45,266 We have a match? 923 00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:48,066 - I said, "Hello, 924 00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:48,066 Madame LaQueer." 925 00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,233 - [laughs] 926 00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:51,900 I told her not to wear green. 927 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,333 I hate it! 928 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:55,300 - Diana Ross, the boss. 929 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,633 - When she got on that scale... 930 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:59,266 - Yes. 931 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:59,266 - It said mahogany. 932 00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:00,333 - Ooh. 933 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,800 - The men love me. 934 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,800 The women love me. 935 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,266 They all love me. 936 00:23:03,266 --> 00:23:05,400 - This was a real heavy 937 00:23:03,266 --> 00:23:05,400 Diana Ross. 938 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,200 This is like Diana Ross 939 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,200 about 4:30 in the morning 940 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,633 after a couple packs 941 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,633 of cigarettes. 942 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:13,100 - Unfortunately that is not 943 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:13,100 a match. 944 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,867 All right, Jessica Simpson. 945 00:23:14,867 --> 00:23:19,200 Fatty Patty's so fat, when she 946 00:23:14,867 --> 00:23:19,200 gets on the scale, it says... 947 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,133 - Oh! 948 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:26,066 - [laughs] 949 00:23:26,066 --> 00:23:27,100 - Oh. 950 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,066 - These young people, see, 951 00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:29,133 they don't have no respect. 952 00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:32,333 - No respect. 953 00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:32,333 - No respect! 954 00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,900 - This next one is for Ross. 955 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,600 Dumb Dee Dee is so dumb, 956 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,600 she thinks the C word 957 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,600 is short for blank. 958 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,333 - She thinks the C word is 959 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,333 short for Kardashian with a C. 960 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:46,066 That's how dumb she is. 961 00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,600 - That's how dumb she is. 962 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,066 - Stop! 963 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,066 - Let's go to Lady Gaga. 964 00:23:49,066 --> 00:23:53,100 Lady Gaga, she thinks the C word 965 00:23:49,066 --> 00:23:53,100 is short for? 966 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,200 - The crown. 967 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,700 The new diva crown. 968 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:59,333 Just so you know, the diva here, 969 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:59,333 not her, not her. 970 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:00,433 - Uh-huh. 971 00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:01,467 - But now I have the diva crown 972 00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:02,533 'cause I bought it from her. 973 00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:03,800 - I just want to say 974 00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:03,800 to Lady Gaga 975 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,300 that I am the only boss here. 976 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,100 - I don't even need to fight 977 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,100 my own battles 978 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:10,100 when I have my own monsters 979 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:10,100 to take care of it for me. 980 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,367 Rawr. 981 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,600 - All right, let's move on 982 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,600 to Miss Aretha Franklin. 983 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,166 - Snooki want smoosh, smoosh! 984 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,433 Snooki want smoosh, 985 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,433 smoosh! 986 00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:17,533 Snooki want smoosh, smoosh! 987 00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:18,934 - Oh, how's she doing? Oh! 988 00:24:18,934 --> 00:24:20,934 - Uh-oh. 989 00:24:18,934 --> 00:24:20,934 - Oh, my goodness. 990 00:24:20,934 --> 00:24:25,066 - The level of 991 00:24:20,934 --> 00:24:25,066 unprofessionalism, far too much. 992 00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:27,433 - [imitates flatulence] 993 00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:27,433 - What did you just do? 994 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,533 Did you just... 995 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,533 - You nasty bitch. 996 00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:32,367 - One more time. 997 00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:32,367 - This is disgraceful. 998 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:36,066 - All right, Beyoncé, 999 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:36,066 calm your ass down. 1000 00:24:36,066 --> 00:24:38,467 - This is worse than when I had 1001 00:24:36,066 --> 00:24:38,467 Omarosa on my show. 1002 00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:39,500 Get off me! 1003 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,066 - Stars, listen up. 1004 00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:43,200 Shy Sheila is so shy. 1005 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,433 - How shy is she? 1006 00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:47,333 - She's afraid to blank 1007 00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:47,333 in public. 1008 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:48,367 - Oh. 1009 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:50,066 - Yes, write it...write it down. 1010 00:24:50,066 --> 00:24:51,367 Loretta Devine? 1011 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:54,066 - She's afraid to swallow. 1012 00:24:54,066 --> 00:24:55,834 - Swallow in public. 1013 00:24:54,066 --> 00:24:55,834 - Yes. 1014 00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,500 - 'Cause she's shy. 1015 00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,500 - Shy. 1016 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,867 - I have a very shy gag reflex 1017 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,867 myself. 1018 00:24:59,867 --> 00:25:01,066 [laughter] 1019 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:02,767 Aretha Franklin, 1020 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:02,767 you still down there? 1021 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:03,900 - Mm-hmm. 1022 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,667 - Uh-huh, your blood sugar's 1023 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,667 going down? 1024 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,567 - I don't got any more food. 1025 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,567 - You don't have any more food. 1026 00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:09,400 - No more snacks. 1027 00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:09,400 I can't be bothered. 1028 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,767 I am completely over the fuckery 1029 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,767 that was going on 1030 00:25:12,767 --> 00:25:14,700 in Snatch Game. 1031 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,100 - Cher. 1032 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,100 - Yes, Ru? 1033 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,300 - We're looking for swallow. 1034 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,934 - Shy Sheila is so shy 1035 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,934 that she's afraid to... 1036 00:25:19,934 --> 00:25:22,300 I don't give a rat's ass 1037 00:25:19,934 --> 00:25:22,300 because this game 1038 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:25,333 is boring the shit out of me. 1039 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:29,567 I don't know why they book me 1040 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:29,567 on these chicken shit gigs. 1041 00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:30,700 [laughter] 1042 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,467 I'm a fucking Oscar winner. 1043 00:25:32,467 --> 00:25:33,533 - Yes, you are. 1044 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,433 Yes, you are. 1045 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,967 Unfortunately, we've run 1046 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,967 out of time. 1047 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:39,867 Now, on behalf of all 1048 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:39,867 our stars, 1049 00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:43,400 don't forget to spay and neuter 1050 00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:43,400 your neighbor's pets. 1051 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,200 Thanks for joining us 1052 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,200 on the Snatch Game. 1053 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,400 See you next time. 1054 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,233 Bye. 1055 00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:52,100 - There is such a thing 1056 00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:52,100 as going too far, 1057 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,967 and it's unfortunate. 1058 00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,867 - I'ma gonna win! 1059 00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:01,066 I'm gonna win. 1060 00:26:01,066 --> 00:26:02,433 - You're not getting shit. 1061 00:26:02,433 --> 00:26:04,633 - Miss Cheesecake. 1062 00:26:04,633 --> 00:26:07,767 - This morning, I'm still 1063 00:26:04,633 --> 00:26:07,767 feeling very emotional, 1064 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,967 very heavyhearted, angry, 1065 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,967 disappointed. 1066 00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:15,800 I've never been so embarrassed. 1067 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,867 The Snatch Game was horrible. 1068 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,066 I felt like it was 1069 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,066 a three-ring circus, 1070 00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:22,300 romper room bullshit going on. 1071 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,533 - So what happened yesterday 1072 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,533 at Snatch Game, girls? 1073 00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:27,934 - Yeah, what the hell 1074 00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:27,934 did happen? 1075 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,600 It got a little crazy. 1076 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:35,834 - I thought that Snatch Game 1077 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:35,834 was the most romper room fuckery 1078 00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:39,467 that I've ever experienced 1079 00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:39,467 in my life. 1080 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,500 I could not believe 1081 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,500 the shenanigans 1082 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,467 that was going on 1083 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,467 in the front row. 1084 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:45,600 Completely unprofessional. 1085 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,200 Completely childish. 1086 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,100 And that is not what I came here 1087 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,100 to do. 1088 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,800 - I don't know where 1089 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,800 my character went. 1090 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:56,367 It started off right, 1091 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:56,367 and I don't know what happened. 1092 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:58,500 Did I make a mistake? 1093 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:58,500 Yes. 1094 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,100 - Well, it wasn't just you. 1095 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,133 Even though Jiggly apologized, 1096 00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:06,467 I don't even think she was 1097 00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:06,467 the worst of the bunch. 1098 00:27:06,467 --> 00:27:09,433 - We know that nobody did 1099 00:27:06,467 --> 00:27:09,433 anything out of malice, 1100 00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,367 but everybody 1101 00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,367 wants the spotlight. 1102 00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:12,834 Some of the younger people, 1103 00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:12,834 I think, 1104 00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:16,567 should have been a little more 1105 00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:16,567 sportsmanlike about it. 1106 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:17,800 - I just want to bitch slap her 1107 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,400 because she doesn't know 1108 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,400 what she's talking about. 1109 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,800 I mean, at her age, 1110 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,800 she shouldn't be such a bitch. 1111 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,433 - Well, I think overall we 1112 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,433 realize that today is a new day. 1113 00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:27,600 Bring your best; deliver what's 1114 00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:27,600 needed for this competition. 1115 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,333 - Bring our breasts? 1116 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,333 - Yeah, bring your breasts. 1117 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,300 - Okay. 1118 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,300 - [laughs] 1119 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,500 - All right, you guys, 1120 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,500 I'm gonna go call Adam. 1121 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,667 [dialing, line rings] 1122 00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:41,600 Hi. 1123 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,667 - Hi. 1124 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,667 Oh, baby. 1125 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,800 - Happy anniversary, baby. 1126 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,800 I love you. 1127 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,200 - Happy anniversary. 1128 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,567 I'm so proud of you. 1129 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:50,166 - Thank you. 1130 00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:53,734 It's just, I feel like I've been 1131 00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:53,734 gone forever. 1132 00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:55,667 Oh, my God, I miss you so much. 1133 00:27:55,667 --> 00:27:57,133 - I miss you too, baby. 1134 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,567 - I'm gonna wear the giraffe 1135 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,567 bodysuit that you made today. 1136 00:27:59,567 --> 00:28:00,667 - Fun. 1137 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:02,200 - Being able to talk to Adam, 1138 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,333 just knowing that he's still 1139 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,333 there thinking about me 1140 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,834 and rooting for me, 1141 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,834 it was good for my soul. 1142 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:11,066 - I like my Gaga, so that's 1143 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:11,066 all that matters. 1144 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,100 I guess because I saw 1145 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,100 how some people 1146 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,300 were going over-the-top... 1147 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:15,367 - Yeah, yeah, I know. 1148 00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:16,433 - That I was nervous. 1149 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,100 Like, okay, well, 1150 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,100 am I not giving enough? 1151 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,633 - Yeah, yeah, I know. 1152 00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:21,533 - I'm really concerned 1153 00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:21,533 about my position here 1154 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,500 because I've been consistent 1155 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,500 throughout 1156 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,834 this entire competition so far. 1157 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,066 - This is a problem, girl. 1158 00:28:27,066 --> 00:28:28,166 I don't want to go home. 1159 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,667 - I don't want you to go home. 1160 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:33,567 - But I'm gonna put that little 1161 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:33,567 wig in my hair today 1162 00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:34,900 and go amazing. 1163 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,700 - That's all we can do. 1164 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,300 - [laughs] 1165 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,834 [applause] 1166 00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:02,333 Welcome to the main stage 1167 00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:02,333 of RuPaul's Drag Race. 1168 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,533 Hey, guys. 1169 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,734 - Hey, Ru. 1170 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,734 - Hey! 1171 00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:08,266 - Will the real Michelle Visage 1172 00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:08,266 please stand up? 1173 00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:09,700 - Here I am. 1174 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:11,367 - No, you're not the real one. 1175 00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:12,567 - I swear! 1176 00:29:12,567 --> 00:29:13,800 - [laughs] 1177 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,266 Shake the dice and steal 1178 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,266 the rice, Santino is here. 1179 00:29:16,266 --> 00:29:18,467 - Why so blue, Ru? 1180 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,367 - Ross Mathews, 1181 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,367 how are you tonight? 1182 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,567 - I'm fantastic. 1183 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:23,133 I love you in a feather. 1184 00:29:23,133 --> 00:29:25,066 - Oh, this old thing. 1185 00:29:25,066 --> 00:29:26,767 Loretta Devine. 1186 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:29,500 You look like a million bucks. 1187 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,500 - Thank you, Ru. 1188 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,300 You look fabulous. 1189 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:33,400 - Thank you. 1190 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,066 This week, we challenged 1191 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,066 our queens 1192 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,700 to give us their best 1193 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,700 celebrity impersonations. 1194 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:41,700 Tonight, they've come to the 1195 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:41,700 main stage dressed to impress. 1196 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:44,233 Gentlemen, start your engines, 1197 00:29:44,233 --> 00:29:46,734 and may the best woman win. 1198 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:53,934 First up, Jiggly Caliente. 1199 00:29:53,934 --> 00:29:56,800 Someone's getting lucky 1200 00:29:53,934 --> 00:29:56,800 at the prom. 1201 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,734 - I am classing it up 1202 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,734 in my blue gown. 1203 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:03,333 I feel and look amazing. 1204 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:05,333 - Breakfast at Jiggly's. 1205 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:05,333 - Yes. 1206 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:09,600 - From Jersey Shore 1207 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:09,600 to Jersey housewife. 1208 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,500 Chad Michaels. 1209 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,800 - Rawr. 1210 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,133 - How many giraffes had to die? 1211 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,133 - Right? 1212 00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:17,600 - I'm giving you 1213 00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:17,600 some giraffe realness, 1214 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,800 and I'm free to just stomp 1215 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,800 the runway, 1216 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,300 no strings attached. 1217 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,367 - I love the peekaboos. 1218 00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:23,467 - The peekaboos are fabulous. 1219 00:30:23,467 --> 00:30:26,233 - Hello, they're saying hi. 1220 00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:27,800 - Milan. 1221 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,767 Yes, I can, Janelle Monae. 1222 00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:32,633 - Or Bruno Mars on Red Bull. 1223 00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:35,166 - When I'm on the runway, I feel 1224 00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:35,166 like I'm on the tightrope. 1225 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,567 And so I really wanted 1226 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,567 to embody that essence, 1227 00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:39,533 and I wanted to have fun 1228 00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:39,533 with that. 1229 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,767 - I hope Louis Farrakhan 1230 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,767 don't see this. 1231 00:30:41,767 --> 00:30:43,633 [laughter] 1232 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,934 Oh, Willam. 1233 00:30:45,934 --> 00:30:47,266 - Leather and lace. 1234 00:30:47,266 --> 00:30:48,400 - Damn, girl. 1235 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,500 - My safe word is "yes, please." 1236 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,700 [laughter] 1237 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:53,967 - My outfit is very 1238 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:53,967 hard-core '90s, 1239 00:30:53,967 --> 00:30:56,800 Grace Jones, 1240 00:30:53,967 --> 00:30:56,800 fetish blow-up doll. 1241 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,967 - That's a Tarantino dream 1242 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,967 right there. 1243 00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:03,400 - What are you gonna do, 1244 00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:03,400 arrest me for all this ass? 1245 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,500 Phi Phi O'Hara. 1246 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,734 - Is that a shoulder pad, 1247 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,734 or is she just happy to see me? 1248 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:10,567 - Darling, those are 1249 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:10,567 $25,000 pyramids. 1250 00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,066 - This is my style. 1251 00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,066 This is my drag. 1252 00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:14,333 This is what I'm known for 1253 00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:14,333 and what I like to do. 1254 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,734 - Assume the position, 1255 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,734 Phi Phi O'Hara. 1256 00:31:18,066 --> 00:31:20,667 Dida Ritz, black Barbie doll. 1257 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:21,734 - Somebody get a dollar. 1258 00:31:21,734 --> 00:31:23,400 She got stuck 1259 00:31:21,734 --> 00:31:23,400 in the claw machine. 1260 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,734 - Uh-huh. 1261 00:31:24,734 --> 00:31:27,667 - I'm feeling like I am at 1262 00:31:24,734 --> 00:31:27,667 a Patricia Field show. 1263 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,433 I'm giving you 1264 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,433 my teddy bear skirt. 1265 00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:32,066 - No animals were harmed 1266 00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:32,066 in the making of Dida's skirt. 1267 00:31:32,066 --> 00:31:34,266 - No. Love a plushy. 1268 00:31:34,266 --> 00:31:35,500 - [laughs] 1269 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,066 - Kenya Michaels. 1270 00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:38,700 Oh, the champion is here. 1271 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:39,934 - Boricua! 1272 00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:42,333 - Puerto Rico! 1273 00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:42,333 - Oh! 1274 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,200 - Boxing is one of the most 1275 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,200 important sports 1276 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,567 in Puerto Rico, and this 1277 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,567 costume represents who I am. 1278 00:31:47,567 --> 00:31:51,567 - Float like a butterfly, 1279 00:31:47,567 --> 00:31:51,567 sting like a queen. 1280 00:31:51,567 --> 00:31:52,834 Sharon Needles. 1281 00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:55,667 After a little lunchtime 1282 00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:55,667 procedure. 1283 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:59,867 - I'm obsessed with people who 1284 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:59,867 have extreme plastic surgery, 1285 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,800 and through the art of makeup, 1286 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,533 I can temporarily be 1287 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,533 that Janice Dickinson 1288 00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:06,066 or that Amanda Lepore. 1289 00:32:06,066 --> 00:32:08,333 - Yes, just a little bit more. 1290 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:10,600 - Oh! 1291 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:10,600 - Oh, oh, oh. 1292 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,233 Now it's prefect. 1293 00:32:12,233 --> 00:32:14,300 - Just a little prick 1294 00:32:12,233 --> 00:32:14,300 in the mouth. 1295 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,300 [laughter] 1296 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,533 Oh, Latrice Royale. 1297 00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:20,367 - Oh, elegant. 1298 00:32:20,367 --> 00:32:23,800 - In royal blue, 1299 00:32:20,367 --> 00:32:23,800 and Royale is she ever. 1300 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,066 - Yes, bitches. 1301 00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:26,734 This is what she's serving, 1302 00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:26,734 honey. 1303 00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:29,100 This royal blue dress 1304 00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:29,100 makes me feel 1305 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,734 the most beautiful 1306 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,734 that I've ever felt, ever. 1307 00:32:31,734 --> 00:32:33,834 - I own everything. 1308 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,266 - Fabulous. 1309 00:32:35,266 --> 00:32:37,734 - And those are my girls. 1310 00:32:40,266 --> 00:32:42,200 Welcome, ladies. 1311 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,867 This week, you all snatched 1312 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,867 our attention, 1313 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:49,700 some for the better 1314 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:49,700 and some for the worse. 1315 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:52,734 When I call your name, 1316 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:52,734 please step forward. 1317 00:32:52,734 --> 00:32:54,834 Jiggly Caliente. 1318 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:56,066 Dida Ritz. 1319 00:32:56,066 --> 00:32:57,266 Latrice Royale. 1320 00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:02,633 You're safe. 1321 00:33:02,633 --> 00:33:04,400 You may leave the stage. 1322 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,734 - [mouthing words] 1323 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,433 - Now it's time 1324 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,433 for the judges' critiques. 1325 00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:14,400 First up, Chad Michaels. 1326 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,667 - Hi, Ru. 1327 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:19,100 - The consistency 1328 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:19,100 in your version of Cher 1329 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:22,467 throughout the entire game 1330 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:22,467 was just spot-on. 1331 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:23,633 I was LOL'ing the whole time. 1332 00:33:23,633 --> 00:33:25,567 - I really responded 1333 00:33:23,633 --> 00:33:25,567 to this animal print. 1334 00:33:25,567 --> 00:33:28,233 Looks really futuristic, 1335 00:33:25,567 --> 00:33:28,233 looks really new. 1336 00:33:28,233 --> 00:33:29,767 - I especially love 1337 00:33:28,233 --> 00:33:29,767 the yellow hair. 1338 00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:31,767 I'm thinking about 1339 00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:31,767 getting me some. 1340 00:33:31,767 --> 00:33:33,700 [laughter] 1341 00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:34,967 - It's yours if you want it. 1342 00:33:34,967 --> 00:33:36,600 - Thank you, Chad. 1343 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,767 Next up, Willam. 1344 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:42,467 - Your Jessica Simpson... 1345 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:42,467 so funny, so perfectly empty, 1346 00:33:42,467 --> 00:33:44,834 and you did it in a way 1347 00:33:42,467 --> 00:33:44,834 that I think 1348 00:33:44,834 --> 00:33:47,066 would make Jessica Simpson 1349 00:33:44,834 --> 00:33:47,066 laugh. 1350 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:48,367 - If she could turn her TV on. 1351 00:33:48,367 --> 00:33:50,467 - [laughs] 1352 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:53,066 - Willam, let me tell you 1353 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:53,066 why I'm having a problem. 1354 00:33:53,066 --> 00:33:55,667 I feel like I don't 1355 00:33:53,066 --> 00:33:55,667 know you yet. 1356 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,100 I love the way you get onstage. 1357 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,667 I love the way 1358 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,667 you hold your character. 1359 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:00,934 Now I want to see 1360 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:00,934 what else there is 1361 00:34:00,934 --> 00:34:02,867 besides this fierce-body bitch. 1362 00:34:02,867 --> 00:34:05,166 - I tend to think that emotions 1363 00:34:02,867 --> 00:34:05,166 are for ugly people. 1364 00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:06,700 - No! 1365 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:09,900 No, we do have them, 1366 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:09,900 but so can you. 1367 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:13,166 - All right, next up, 1368 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:13,166 Milan as Diana Ross. 1369 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,834 - I had trouble with the makeup. 1370 00:34:14,834 --> 00:34:17,433 She looked a little cross-eyed 1371 00:34:14,834 --> 00:34:17,433 at times. 1372 00:34:17,433 --> 00:34:20,066 - You just didn't have 1373 00:34:17,433 --> 00:34:20,066 the Diana demeanor. 1374 00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:22,633 She floats, 1375 00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:22,633 you know what I mean? 1376 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:23,734 She's like Febreze. 1377 00:34:23,734 --> 00:34:25,066 It's just better. 1378 00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:26,066 - You were like Chris Rock. 1379 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:28,567 Like, how much it cost 1380 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:28,567 for one rib? 1381 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,700 - This ensemble tonight, 1382 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,700 I like that you had 1383 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:34,567 so much reverence 1384 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:34,567 for Janelle Monae, 1385 00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:37,567 but I see you as a man. 1386 00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:40,533 The suit, the pants, even, 1387 00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:40,533 the saddle shoes... 1388 00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:42,734 it all reads as boy. 1389 00:34:42,734 --> 00:34:44,467 - Well, I mean, 1390 00:34:42,734 --> 00:34:44,467 this is what she wears, 1391 00:34:44,467 --> 00:34:46,800 and I really want to stay true 1392 00:34:44,467 --> 00:34:46,800 to Janelle's look. 1393 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,433 - Bottom line, it's still 1394 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,433 a drag queen competition, 1395 00:34:49,433 --> 00:34:51,900 and you're giving us drag king. 1396 00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:54,567 - Up next, Phi Phi O'Hara. 1397 00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:56,600 - The thing about Gaga... 1398 00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:56,600 and I'm a huge fan... 1399 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,533 is, you picked someone 1400 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,533 who's all visual, 1401 00:34:59,533 --> 00:35:02,233 and it kind of fizzled. 1402 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:04,433 - I'm not a big fashion icon 1403 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:04,433 or anything, 1404 00:35:04,433 --> 00:35:07,367 but the shorts seem like it 1405 00:35:04,433 --> 00:35:07,367 should have been cut up higher. 1406 00:35:07,367 --> 00:35:08,967 Yeah, like that more. 1407 00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:11,233 Those look like old 1408 00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:11,233 swimming trunks I used to wear. 1409 00:35:11,233 --> 00:35:13,400 [laughter] 1410 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,800 - Sharon Needles, tell me about 1411 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,800 your runway look tonight. 1412 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,867 - You know, I have an obsession 1413 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,867 with plastic surgery. 1414 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,834 I love to look at people 1415 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,834 that have it. 1416 00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:22,066 I mean, that's why Chad's, like, 1417 00:35:22,066 --> 00:35:24,500 one of my new best friends, 1418 00:35:22,066 --> 00:35:24,500 you know? 1419 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:28,400 - Speaking of plastic surgery, 1420 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:28,400 you chose to do Michelle Visage. 1421 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,900 - What? 1422 00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:32,066 - Now, I'm very excited 1423 00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:32,066 to get to Michelle 1424 00:35:32,066 --> 00:35:33,533 to hear what she has to say. 1425 00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:35,667 - I'm not as old as you wanted 1426 00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:35,667 to make me, bitch. 1427 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,266 - I have no idea. 1428 00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:39,533 - But with that said... 1429 00:35:39,533 --> 00:35:40,600 I thought it was brilliant. 1430 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,633 Keep doing it. 1431 00:35:41,633 --> 00:35:42,633 - I just want to say, you know, 1432 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:44,767 thank you all 1433 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:44,767 and I love you all, 1434 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,734 and I'm gonna tell you why. 1435 00:35:46,734 --> 00:35:50,233 [laughter] 1436 00:35:52,934 --> 00:35:54,333 - Kenya Michaels. 1437 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:55,834 - Hi, Ru. 1438 00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:57,667 - I was very confused 1439 00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:57,667 with your Beyoncé. 1440 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,500 It was really frantic. 1441 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:02,333 The gyration movements 1442 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:02,333 and the body snaps, 1443 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,133 that and the medication, 1444 00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:06,967 it just didn't have anything 1445 00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:06,967 to do with Beyoncé. 1446 00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:08,500 - You're kind of a knockout 1447 00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:08,500 tonight 1448 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,467 in a little sequin 1449 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,467 boxer outfit, 1450 00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,834 but I worry you KO'd yourself 1451 00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,834 with your Beyoncé yesterday. 1452 00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:15,800 - Okay. 1453 00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:15,800 - Thank you, Kenya. 1454 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,900 And thank you, ladies. 1455 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,533 While you enjoy 1456 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,533 an Absolut cocktail 1457 00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:21,300 in the Interior Illusions 1458 00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:21,300 Lounge, 1459 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,934 the judges and I 1460 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,934 will deliberate. 1461 00:36:23,934 --> 00:36:25,333 You may leave the stage. 1462 00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:29,600 All right, judges, 1463 00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:29,600 just between us "goils," 1464 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,066 what do you think? 1465 00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:33,100 Let's start with Chad Michaels. 1466 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:36,200 - The planning, knowing 1467 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:36,200 that she was gonna change wigs 1468 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,200 and kind of give you 1469 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,200 a new version of Cher 1470 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,133 all equally funny. 1471 00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,967 - But I almost feel like 1472 00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,967 that was safe for Chad. 1473 00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:45,533 - It wasn't something safe 1474 00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:45,533 for Chad to do 1475 00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:47,700 because Chad really had 1476 00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:47,700 something to lose here. 1477 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:50,233 You know, a lot of pressure 1478 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:50,233 on Chad, and did he deliver? 1479 00:36:50,233 --> 00:36:52,066 Absolutely. 1480 00:36:50,233 --> 00:36:52,066 - Absolutely. 1481 00:36:52,066 --> 00:36:54,467 - I like what Sharon Needles 1482 00:36:52,066 --> 00:36:54,467 did more. 1483 00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:56,767 Now, yes, I know she played me, 1484 00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:56,767 but... 1485 00:36:56,767 --> 00:36:58,867 [laughter] 1486 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:00,500 It's got nothing to do 1487 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:00,500 with that. 1488 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,066 She didn't think traditional. 1489 00:37:02,066 --> 00:37:03,967 She definitely was not 1490 00:37:02,066 --> 00:37:03,967 a suck-up. 1491 00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:08,467 She made me older and harsher... 1492 00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:09,600 and cheaper. 1493 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,767 - Now that I've actually met 1494 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,767 Michelle, 1495 00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:13,367 I think she could have had 1496 00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:13,367 more hair, 1497 00:37:13,367 --> 00:37:14,500 greater makeup, 1498 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,567 I mean, bigger tits, even. 1499 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,300 [laughter] 1500 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:19,800 - Hey, let's talk about Willam. 1501 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,100 - Willam's quite an actress. 1502 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,967 Really committed to the 1503 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,967 character of Jessica Simpson. 1504 00:37:23,967 --> 00:37:25,133 It was really funny. 1505 00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:26,834 - I always know 1506 00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:26,834 she's gonna throw back, 1507 00:37:26,834 --> 00:37:29,200 so that's exciting to watch. 1508 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,900 But there's so much under there 1509 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,600 that I don't even think Willam's 1510 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,600 ready to let out. 1511 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,200 I'm not gonna be able 1512 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,200 to root for her 1513 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,300 until she shows me that 1514 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,300 a little bit. 1515 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,900 - Right, that vulnerability. 1516 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:41,133 Milan, I had a problem 1517 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:41,133 with the suit. 1518 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:44,533 If the suit were a woman's 1519 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:44,533 suit, it would be different. 1520 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:46,367 - I felt like I was watching 1521 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:46,367 Sammy Davis Jr. 1522 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,767 - Uh-oh. 1523 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,767 - Okay. 1524 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,700 - That is not what I want to see 1525 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,700 in my drag queen. 1526 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,867 - Oh, my goodness. 1527 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:54,934 - Where did Kenya Michaels 1528 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:54,934 go wrong? 1529 00:37:54,934 --> 00:37:58,066 - Well, first of all, 1530 00:37:54,934 --> 00:37:58,066 she made Beyoncé crazy. 1531 00:37:58,066 --> 00:38:01,066 - What was that Beyoncé? 1532 00:37:58,066 --> 00:38:01,066 - I know. 1533 00:38:01,066 --> 00:38:02,433 - It felt very uncomfortable. 1534 00:38:02,433 --> 00:38:04,900 - Maybe she just doesn't have 1535 00:38:02,433 --> 00:38:04,900 enough references 1536 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,934 in her repertoire 1537 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,934 to pull out something 1538 00:38:06,934 --> 00:38:09,066 that's believable and funny 1539 00:38:06,934 --> 00:38:09,066 and... 1540 00:38:09,066 --> 00:38:10,300 - That's what drag is about. 1541 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,100 You have to have a knowledge 1542 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,100 of pop culture. 1543 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:14,233 All right, let's talk about 1544 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:14,233 Phi Phi O'Hara. 1545 00:38:14,233 --> 00:38:17,233 She took some heat tonight 1546 00:38:14,233 --> 00:38:17,233 because of her runway look, 1547 00:38:17,233 --> 00:38:21,266 and also her Lady Gaga was 1548 00:38:17,233 --> 00:38:21,266 nothing to write home about. 1549 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:23,066 - It just wasn't good. 1550 00:38:23,066 --> 00:38:26,233 - I like her, but she missed 1551 00:38:23,066 --> 00:38:26,233 the mark on all counts tonight. 1552 00:38:26,233 --> 00:38:29,100 - All right, silence. 1553 00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:33,533 Bring back my girls. 1554 00:38:35,066 --> 00:38:37,200 Welcome back, ladies. 1555 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,066 I've made some decisions. 1556 00:38:40,066 --> 00:38:41,233 Chad Michaels... 1557 00:38:41,233 --> 00:38:42,600 - Yes, ma'am. 1558 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,166 - This week, 1559 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,166 you hit the jackpot, baby. 1560 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:50,133 Condragulations, you are 1561 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:50,133 the winner of this challenge. 1562 00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:52,066 [applause] 1563 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:56,633 You've won a custom gown 1564 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:56,633 from Marco Marco. 1565 00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:59,100 - Thank you all so much 1566 00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:59,100 for recognizing me. 1567 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,734 It means the world to me. 1568 00:39:01,734 --> 00:39:04,734 - Thank you. 1569 00:39:04,734 --> 00:39:09,066 Willam, Sharon Needles, 1570 00:39:04,734 --> 00:39:09,066 you're safe. 1571 00:39:09,066 --> 00:39:14,767 - [sobs] 1572 00:39:14,767 --> 00:39:18,700 I've never had, like, 1573 00:39:14,767 --> 00:39:18,700 girlfriends. 1574 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,500 I've never really been friends 1575 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,500 with other drag queens. 1576 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,867 I've always been an actor on TV. 1577 00:39:24,867 --> 00:39:26,667 I was on Boston Public with you. 1578 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:30,533 And I'm getting to know these 1579 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:30,533 girls, and they're awesome. 1580 00:39:30,533 --> 00:39:32,266 And it sucks to know 1581 00:39:30,533 --> 00:39:32,266 that one of them 1582 00:39:32,266 --> 00:39:36,467 is gonna have to go home 1583 00:39:32,266 --> 00:39:36,467 so I can win. 1584 00:39:36,467 --> 00:39:37,734 It's hard. 1585 00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:40,834 So yeah, that's it. 1586 00:39:40,834 --> 00:39:43,400 And I'm not acting. 1587 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,300 Swear to God. 1588 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,066 - All right, ladies, 1589 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,066 the three of you 1590 00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:50,100 may join the other girls. 1591 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,600 - Thank you. 1592 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,600 - Thank you. 1593 00:39:55,266 --> 00:39:59,066 - Kenya Michaels, 1594 00:39:55,266 --> 00:39:59,066 impersonating Beyoncé 1595 00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:01,834 is not your destiny, child. 1596 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:07,266 I'm sorry, my dear, 1597 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:07,266 but you are up for elimination. 1598 00:40:07,266 --> 00:40:10,200 - I feel bad 1599 00:40:07,266 --> 00:40:10,200 because I can't believe 1600 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,900 that I go to the bottom two. 1601 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:19,433 - Phi Phi O'Hara, your Lady Gaga 1602 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:19,433 was on the edge of gory. 1603 00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:25,533 You're safe. 1604 00:40:25,533 --> 00:40:29,867 - [sobs] 1605 00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:32,166 - It's very important 1606 00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:32,166 for you to understand 1607 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,500 we're looking for the top. 1608 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,834 There's $100,000 at stake here. 1609 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:36,800 The world is watching. 1610 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,500 Bring your A game. 1611 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,400 I'm telling you, Phi Phi, 1612 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,400 you better come harder. 1613 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,000 - I will. 1614 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,934 - All right, you may join 1615 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,934 the other girls. 1616 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:56,367 Milan, my dear, I'm sorry, 1617 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:56,367 but you are up for elimination. 1618 00:40:56,367 --> 00:40:57,600 - I was pissed. 1619 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,667 It's the second time. 1620 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:01,600 - Two queens stand before me. 1621 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,500 Ladies, this is your last chance 1622 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,500 to impress me 1623 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:09,467 and save yourself 1624 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:09,467 from elimination. 1625 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:15,333 The time has come for you 1626 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:15,333 to lip-sync for your life. 1627 00:41:18,233 --> 00:41:19,300 Good luck, 1628 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,300 and don't fuck it up. 1629 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:24,900 [Vogue playing] 1630 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,667 - * Look around * 1631 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:29,100 * Everywhere you turn 1632 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:29,100 is heartache * 1633 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:32,133 * It's everywhere that you go * 1634 00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:33,467 * Look around * 1635 00:41:33,467 --> 00:41:37,233 * You try everything you can 1636 00:41:33,467 --> 00:41:37,233 to escape * 1637 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,600 * The pain of life 1638 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,600 that you know * 1639 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,934 - Straight out the gate, 1640 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,934 Milan's head is on the floor. 1641 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,467 His legs are in the air. 1642 00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:45,467 And I'm like, uh-oh, 1643 00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:45,467 this could be bad. 1644 00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:48,233 - * Come on, vogue * 1645 00:41:48,233 --> 00:41:51,467 * Let your body 1646 00:41:48,233 --> 00:41:51,467 move to the music * 1647 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:53,834 - Kenya is so fierce, 1648 00:41:53,834 --> 00:41:56,266 and all I can think of 1649 00:41:53,834 --> 00:41:56,266 is, pay homage 1650 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:59,900 to the people who lived 1651 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:59,900 in the vogue world. 1652 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:01,734 - * Greta Garbo and Monroe * 1653 00:42:01,734 --> 00:42:03,767 * Dietrich and DiMaggio * 1654 00:42:03,767 --> 00:42:06,066 * Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean * 1655 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,734 * On the cover of a magazine * 1656 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:08,800 - I feel good. 1657 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,934 It's about an attitude. 1658 00:42:09,934 --> 00:42:12,467 If you have an attitude, 1659 00:42:09,934 --> 00:42:12,467 your booty move. 1660 00:42:12,467 --> 00:42:14,066 - * Ladies with an attitude * 1661 00:42:14,066 --> 00:42:16,066 * Fellas that were 1662 00:42:14,066 --> 00:42:16,066 in the mood * 1663 00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:17,200 * Don't just stand there * 1664 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,300 * Let's get to it * 1665 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:19,266 * Strike a pose * 1666 00:42:19,266 --> 00:42:20,500 * There's nothing to it * 1667 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,500 * Vogue * 1668 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,633 [laughter] 1669 00:42:24,633 --> 00:42:26,400 * Vogue, vogue, vogue * 1670 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,800 * Go with the flow * 1671 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,433 * Ooh * 1672 00:42:31,433 --> 00:42:32,867 * You've got to * 1673 00:42:32,867 --> 00:42:34,333 - It is so intense 1674 00:42:32,867 --> 00:42:34,333 watching this 1675 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:37,066 because they're both 1676 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:37,066 very high-energy performers. 1677 00:42:37,066 --> 00:42:38,166 It's tough to call. 1678 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:40,066 I don't know who's going 1679 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:40,066 to take this. 1680 00:42:40,066 --> 00:42:43,233 - * You've got to just * 1681 00:42:43,233 --> 00:42:45,767 * Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue * 1682 00:42:45,767 --> 00:42:48,834 [cheers and applause] 1683 00:42:52,567 --> 00:42:55,500 - Ladies, I have made 1684 00:42:52,567 --> 00:42:55,500 my decision. 1685 00:42:58,133 --> 00:43:00,500 Milan... 1686 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:02,066 shantay, you stay. 1687 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:06,600 You may join the other girls. 1688 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:16,500 Kenya Michaels, for a little 1689 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:16,500 queen, you pack a big punch. 1690 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:20,800 And now the world knows 1691 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:20,800 you're a knockout. 1692 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:25,667 Now...sashay away. 1693 00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:27,433 - Thank you. 1694 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:31,867 - I love you. 1695 00:43:35,934 --> 00:43:37,600 - I'm not sad, really. 1696 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,800 For me, the RuPaul's Drag Race 1697 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,800 is an amazing experience. 1698 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,367 All the Puerto Rican people, 1699 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,367 be proud of my work. 1700 00:43:44,367 --> 00:43:45,667 I'm a champion. 1701 00:43:48,467 --> 00:43:51,367 - My crazy eights, 1702 00:43:48,467 --> 00:43:51,367 condragulations. 1703 00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:53,266 Remember, if you can't 1704 00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:53,266 love yourself, 1705 00:43:53,266 --> 00:43:55,233 how in the hell are you gonna 1706 00:43:53,266 --> 00:43:55,233 love somebody else? 1707 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:56,800 Can I get an amen in here? 1708 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,066 all: Amen. 1709 00:43:58,066 --> 00:44:00,066 - All right, 1710 00:43:58,066 --> 00:44:00,066 now let the music play. 99481