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Let's go.

Let's hang out.

Did you call me or something?

No. Or text?

Nope.

What did I tell you to let yourself into my house? It's weird.

Please, you're being dramatic.

What if I was naked? What if I was in this pose?

You're not naked or in this pose.

I'm saying normal people like text and call or whatever before they come over

their friend's house.

Oh my god, it's no big deal. I was in the neighborhood.

I knew you were going to be home, and so I just came in. It's not a big deal.

Okay, where are we going?

To the cemetery.

Where are we going to the cemetery?

We're hanging out.

You want to hang out with your best friend?

Why? At the cemetery.

Why do you like this? Why can't we do normal stuff?

Come on, it is normal.

Yeah, for you.

Let's go.

Please.

Can you get your boots off the couch?

No.

My feet are always on the couch, by the way.

Yeah, I know.

That's like... You're choosing today to let it bother you?

No, I'm just... I've told you multiple times.

You just never listen to me.

Okay. But I would like for you to go with me.

Out. Because I don't want to be inside.

And I would... Really like to be outside.

Can we just, like, chill here for a little bit? Before we go, like, summon

demons or whatever ridiculous shit you're gonna try to make me do?

Oh, my God.

I'm bored.

Yeah, you're always bored.

Okay, but I'm bored now.

Okay, why don't you... Why don't you hang out with, like, Ryan?

It wouldn't, like... Normally, you'd be, like, coming over, like, later.

We broke up.

When? Today.

What happened?

It's not a big deal. I just, it's not important. He's dead to me.

What?

You guys dated for like a while.

Okay, well, he sucks.

I mean, it does kind of suck, but respectfully.

Yeah, well, he does. And it doesn't matter if it's disrespectfully because

over.

Damn.

Yeah. Anyway, let's go.

You know what's crazy?

They're like, we've never, like, dated.

Isn't that weird?

No.

I'm totally not your type.

What do you mean?

Yeah, you would not date somebody like me.

Yeah, what?

We hang out all the time. Like, you're my friend.

And you're, you know, you're hot. And, like, you're annoying sometimes.

And rude.

And kind of, like, mentally unstable a little bit.

I would totally, like... So many redeeming qualities that you would want

girlfriend. I'm just saying. I'm just wondering, like, why it never... I just

don't see us dating, honestly. I don't think we're compatible at all.

I think so.

I always have to make you do things with me, and you never want to do them, and

you push back.

And ideally, like, someone that I'm dating would want to do them happily and

freely.

I think there's no difference.

I still do stuff.

I just, I don't see it.

I don't, you know, and I... I think we should like, I think we should give it a

shot.

Why not?

You're just not into the things that I'm into.

Yeah, I am. Sure I am. You're not.

Sound like what?

I don't know. You hate everything.

I'll be into whatever you're into.

No.

You're not like that.

Yeah, sure I can be.

Like, what kind of puff?

Like, would you let me peg you?

What is that?

I don't even have the time to teach you what these things are. Like, time is

malleable.

I mean, I guess, maybe.

Do whatever, you know?

You definitely would not be into it, okay?

So, I don't even...

I don't understand why we're talking about this. We could be hanging out at

cemetery.

You know. Yeah, we could still do that. I'm just saying, like, you know.

We could do that boyfriend -girlfriend thing.

That would be cool, maybe. I don't know.

You know what? You are... I just don't think even

sexually that...

You would be into anything.

You know, the pegging stuff. You don't even know what it is.

I don't think you would like me stepping on you in certain ways, which I'm

into personally.

Stepping on what?

Stepping on me?

Yeah. Where?

On your balls.

On my balls?

Yeah. Why would you do that?

because i think it's funny okay well maybe okay it does turn me on a little

okay so maybe something i wouldn't be into i don't think we need

to do that but like i would probably we probably have a lot of fun doing other

stuff like what anything else besides stomping on my nuts i'm saying you know

and honestly i just i just i don't think

The things that I like would turn you on, you know, like Ryan would get turned

on just by like staring at my boot.

What?

Yeah. And I feel like you, you don't get turned on by me at all.

I definitely get turned on by you. I mean, maybe not exactly your boots. I

they're cool.

Okay.

I don't know. I just need someone that's like fell into me that they would let

me do whatever I wanted.

I just think that's, I think that's me basically.

you know i'm just saying like i don't know just maybe we could try this around

little bit sometime you know no pressure i'm just you know like

now what like right now no like right now

wait you see no no i mean like right right now just pull my weight around see

look at this you're not even hard

Like, I'm sitting in front of you looking hot.

I don't get... You know, boners

like that all the time.

Like, come on. I need you to be hard for me and you're not.

Give me a second.

Would you give me a second?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I can get hard. I can get hard.

Can you give me a chance?

Yeah, I'm gonna wait.

But, you know, I came here with my hot outfit on and... No, I think your

outfit's hot. Like, maybe I could just... Could I just take something

You know, maybe like... Like down there?

Like if you saw that?

That would be... It would help? Yeah.

That would be cool.

Does that turn you on?

Yeah, it's nice.

You're super hot.

Well, I see you're getting more hard than you were before.

What do you think?

I mean, it's like a decent size.

I mean, it's not huge, but you know.

Was it right?

See,

it's going good, right?

Yeah.

I think we're getting there.

That's my butt.

Well, if you're going to be with me, you're going to have to let me near your

ass.

Okay.

More enthusiastically. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, that's fine.

That kind

of

feels good.

I'm open -minded.

Oh wow.

You really like that.

I'm going to do it.

You are.

Sorry Can

you

like using your dick yeah

That's good.

My husband is going to be behind.

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