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He's here.

Zenigata.

He was invited too?

He'd come anyway, know that Lupin's here.

They're all familiar faces.

It is no coincidence that they are all here.

It is just as Lupin said.

You're seriously taking part?

That invitation looks fishy.

So sweet of him to organize a race just in order to invite me.

It sure is a crazy scheme.

What?

Mr. X?

But isn't he dead?

He's not the kinda guy to die so easily.

You still accepted, knowing it was from him?

The thing is, there's an old mansion near the race course.

I hear that it's there.

The golden statue we lost.

Golden statue?

Remember Mamo Kyousuke?

He made that statue disappear.

You mean he's involved too?

That makes things even worse.

That's precisely why I'm interested.

I wonder what trap they've laid.

You'll slip away during the race?

Yeah, and in case Zenigata turns up...

I'll fool him by taking your place.

Leaving me out, Lupin?

While you're relaxing, I'm gonna get that statue.

Is Lupin Still Burning?

There you are!

You're coming with me!

Unfortunately for you, Mine Fujiko,

that statue is a fake!

A replica I made.

That voice!

Mr. X?

Yes!

I spread the rumor that the statue was here.

I set this trap for Lupin,

but you falling into it is an unexpected bonus!

Really?

Is nobody else left in the race?

Oh!

Except for him, of course.

Wherever you go, I'm there.

I'm gonna get you, Lupin!

Long time no see, Mine Fujiko.

Oh, you're still alive?

You're more tenacious than a cockroach.

What kind words.

I refuse to die before I wipe Lupin out.

Take a look.

Does this situation seem familiar?

And how about this?

This again?

Unfortunately for you, I have nothing to hide.

Other than who I have a secret crush on.

I have no need for information.

They were all hoping for this.

Who are "they"?!

Hey!

Click.

No!

Stop it, you old fool!

Filthy molester!

Sadistic pervert!

What a delightful treat!

As you writhe in agony, you will watch Lupin disappear!

You won't get rid of Lupin...

so easily!

Oh, really?

It's very easy...

for me.

Mamo Kyousuke?!

This machine's enhanced functions...

can send him precisely to any point in time that I wish!

Impressed?

Only I, Mamo Kyousuke, could achieve such a—

Suffer! Suffer!

No! I'll drive you mad!

You imbeciles!

Damn it!

Now, watch this!

Here we go.

Lupin, stop!

Crap! He's trying to drive in my slipstream!

Damn, it's Zenigata.

What the hell?

He disappeared?!

What?

Did I leave the course?

Huh?

Why?!

Where am I?

What's this?

Pycal!

You're still alive?

Stop joking around.

You really think you can kill me?

But you're—

Give me the film.

Film?

I don't have...

No way.

The past?

You've sent Lupin to the past?

Precisely.

Face to face with his most dangerous foe.

I'll bring you to ever greater heights of pleasure.

Increase the power, and...

Stop it! No!

This must be Mamo's handiwork.

I was startled at first.

You're dead, so you can't be alive.

Dead? That's what you're about to be.

Let go!

Yeah right!

Looking for this?

No more tricks up your sleeve!

Lupin!

Yep, that's me! Bye!

Sorry. Looks like I've escaped your—

You'll never escape me.

All thanks to liquid polymers, huh?

Stop the car, or I'll—

There you are!

Lupin!

I hit him!

Lupin!

This is your fault!

Thanks, Pops!

Don't worry.

He's tough enough to survive a bazooka shot.

Bye!

Hey! What does that mean?!

That was close.

Oh no!

Where am I?

Red?!

Stop it!

Suffer! Suffer!

What the?!

Typical.

Your toy couldn't take it.

Turned up the power too high?

What a pathetic plan.

Sending him to the past?

He'll defeat you, just like last time.

Don't speak too soon.

There are many forks in the stream of time.

Things won't flow the way Lupin would wish.

But...

Pycal failed to wipe Lupin out, but we have many other chances.

I'll let you watch.

If you're still here to see it, that is!

What's that supposed to mean?

Jigen?

So that must be Stoneman.

Sorry, but Jigen won't be showing up this time.

It looks like I'm lost on the road of time.

Found you, Lupin!

He riding in my time slipstream now?

I didn't know he liked me that much.

Dammit!

Smell ya later, Pops!

Are you okay?

Give me your car.

Jigen?

How do you know my name?

Right!

This is before we met.

What?

Who the hell are you?

Sorry! My mistake!

I'll drive you wherever you want.

Don't you care that you're changing history?

Jigen, wait!

Jigen!

Here I come, Lupin!

He disappeared?

Yeah, right before my eyes.

What?!

No way! Jigen too?!

Of course.

When the past changes, so does the present.

You mean that he's dead?

Who knows?

In any case, Lupin no longer has Jigen as an ally.

Huh?

By isolating Lupin, our chances increase dramatically.

I have chosen turning points in Lupin's past and fed them into the machine.

Which means you might disappear too at some point!

What?!

In the meantime, I'll subject you to even more exquisite torture.

Stop right there!

Lupin!

Gimme a break.

He hasn't even realized.

We're lost in time.

Huh?!

What?!

I know this place.

No wonder I'm in green.

Goemon's old hideout.

I see you came, Lupin.

Wait, Goemon!

Do not be so familiar!

I was lured here by Fujiko.

She wanted to kill you.

What?

And she colluded with your master, Momochi Sandayuu.

You'll realize that in a moment.

Get down!

Die!

Die already!

You see?

Momochi wants to kill you too!

I do not believe it!

Master!

Forgive me, Goemon.

I was forced into doing this by a computer!

A computer?

Yes.

A big organization's computer predicted that you and Lupin were a threat.

They tortured me into helping them.

I had no choice.

Don't make me laugh!

Computers in this era weren't powerful enough to—

I see!

What?

You believe him?

Don't you get it?

He betrays you in the end!

Silence!

If you insist on attempting to trick me...

Wait!

There you are, Lupin!

How... dare he...

Obstructing me... is a...

Shit.

I hope Pops is okay.

Oh?

A mountain road again?

Where now?

Oh yeah, Poon's lodge.

How about this?

Supersensitive sensors controlled by AI will continuously seek out your most sensitive areas!

You dirty old man!

What a waste of AI!

This is only the beginning of the fun!

That tickles! Stop it!

I said stop it!

You're true to form, Lupin.

I'm taking Fujiko with me.

Fujiko.

Don't!

Stop it!

The past has changed again, so Fujiko and Lupin's relationship has too.

What is it?

The AI was just getting started.

Poon!

I'll kill you!

Fujiko.

I'll kill you!

Some things are an eternal mystery.

Like a woman's heart.

Where am I?

Oh, right.

I came here to steal this.

I guess I succeeded, as usual.

It's recent?

No, that's impossible.

It was years ago.

I must've drunk some cheap booze last night.

And now for an update on the murder of the President of the Chamber of Deputies.

There is evidence to suggest it was the work of the samurai assassin.

The samurai assassin?

The video released today...

Goemon?

But why?

He became an assassin for Momochi?

The ICPO has sent an eminent Japanese police inspector to assist in capturing the culprit.

Inspector Zenigata has been working on this...

Now I remember.

They sent me to the past to change my relationship with them.

Any spare change?

You're...

Jigen, wait!

Hey, it's the samurai assassin!

Look!

The samurai assassin is here!

Goemon!

Fujiko!

Over here!

Fujiko! Goemon!

It's me!

Samurai assassin! Stop!

Zenigata?

Which way did he go?

Zenigata, I...

Which way?

That way?

That way!

Thanks for you cooperation, citizen!

Even better than I planned.

You...

Without your friends, you're like a burned-out cinder.

So, are you going to come quietly?

X.

Mr. X.

Mmm, boobies...

Typical.

Why are you back at this hour?

The race?

It's over.

It finished yesterday.

Lupin!

You caught him!

Yes.

Lemme see!

Do whatever you want.

Take this! And this!

But not that!

Huh?

He's...

The genuine article...

Lupin the Third.

Somebody come! Quick!

How are you...

I put time back the way it was before you two meddled with it by stealing his time machine.

What?!

So, are you going to come quietly?

I'm impressed.

You know it's empty by the weight.

I went back and took the rounds out a few moments ago.

Want to die here?

I don't mind.

But why?

I was merely passing by.

Why are you so curious about this guy?

Oh.

For some reason, I am too.

Bye!

Curious?

You're helping me too?

Why?

I don't know.

I was just curious.

I see you can still shoot, even with your left hand.

Stop sulking about your right hand.

Make a fresh start.

Amazing.

We're still connected despite the past changing slightly.

Excuse me, but did the samurai assassin come this way again?

Over there!

Where?

There! Look from here!

Where is he?

Yes! That way!

I'm borrowing your car!

Huh?

Stop, thief!

Stop, Lupin!

Why do I know his name?

I'm gonna make a fresh start and steal back what he stole from me.

Tell me something.

Where's your time machine?

What are you gonna do with us?

Let's see.

No, wait!

How did he...

I'll let you off this time.

Thanks for reminding me what friendship really means.

Idiot! I'll teach him a lesson!

What?!

Oh crap!

Huh?

What the hell is this?

What is it?

Who's the idiot now?

I was obviously lying!

I took him to the Jurassic period while he was asleep!

Was that a lie too?

Huh?

The bit about friendship.

Shall we go back?

We still have things to do.

Don't leave us here!

Thanks!

Thank you!

Grazie!

Ow!

Fujiko! Give me the—

Stop, Lupin!

You're under arrest!

I wouldn't mind if he got lost forever.

But I'd miss Pops if he did!