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Kevin, saw you at the Golden Globes. I mean, I know you ain't wearing some

bullshit. Yeah. But did you have a speech prepared?

Fuck you, Kenan.

Welcome to Good Forge. I'm Kevin Hart. I'm Kenan Thompson. We got a great show

for you tonight, talking to the point guard himself, Mr. Chris Paul. Yes, man.

can't wait to talk to Chris Paul. Let's go over the top stories of the week.

This is Out the Gate. Out the Gate.

Just like I was out of the Golden Globes. All right. On Saturday night,

Love lost to the Bears, but there was no love lost between head coaches Matt

LaFleur and Ben Johnson.

Toddler, Gordon took care of it. That's a very cursory handshake.

Memories. He held on to that. He held on to that memory. He was looking for

more. Show it one more time.

I know the public is making it bad, but it's not

that bad to me. What do you want me to say to you?

They already don't like each other, right?

There's some bad blood there.

I guess so. It's a rivalry.

Take these two fingers and keep it moving, man.

You know what I mean? Yeah, get out of here.

Get out of here. Yeah.

I get it. He's only been in Chicago for a year, Mr. Ben, and he's already doing

drive -bys. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. That's tough. Oh, no, Kenan. Yeah. That's a good one.

That's a good one, Kenan, right there. Real short. Yeah. Don't take long. Yeah,

they be shooting a lot in Chicago. That's what happens.

That's what he was talking about right there.

When your name's Johnson, well, you know what? I guess you got to swing that

dick around.

During Saturday night's wild card game, Chicago Bears fans were in full beast

mode. The Bears shredded the Packers on the field, and the Bears fans were

shredding cheese in the stands.

Look at this.

Is that cheese or is that his knuckles? Yeah.

You know the janitor watching this was getting pissed off. He was pissed.

He is pissed. I know damn well they don't think I'm cleaning this shit up.

I know they don't think I'm cleaning this shit up. Talk about bear down. Y

need to bear down. Pick up all the damn cheese.

Most kids think their dads are not cool.

Well, this kid actually knows it.

Come on, bro.

Come on, man. Also, anytime I see a video like that.

They always got slippery floors. They should know.

Hey, let's watch one more time. Let's see. I just like to see people falling.

And yes, and you got it. And no.

They got more Stanley Cubs than Wayne Gretzky in the 80s.

That would match his career -long 68 -yard attempt. Ball's intercepted. The

is over.

After the Jaguars' heartbreaking loss to the Bills, head coach Liam Cohen had to

face the press, and it went better than you'd ever imagine.

You hold your head up, all right? You guys have had a most magnificent season.

Thank you. And you did a great job out there today.

Appreciate it. So you just hold your head up, okay? Thank you, ma 'am. And

ladies and gentlemen, Duval, you the one, all right? Thank you, ma 'am. You

it going. We got another season, okay? I appreciate it. Take care and much

continued success to you and the entire team. Thank you, ma 'am. God damn,

ladies.

I'm sorry, ma 'am. Is there a question there? No,

she wanted to make him feel better.

God bless black women, man. You did well, baby, all right?

You go ahead.

You put a hat on today, you should be proud of that, okay?

You put your shirt on by yourself, didn't you? Yes, you did out there. And

stood up. You went to the party? God bless you. Look at that.

When your auntie becomes a sports reporter.

Oh, that's exactly what it was.

Hey, I just want you to know I also made you a plate, baby.

Okay?

I put some...

tin foil on your plate for you to go eat it.

After that long, baby, you got you some extra cornbread. It's still warm.

It's still warm because of the foil.

Put some turkey and cheese on that plate for you, baby.

Oh, man.

You know, the world needs more of this type of positivity.

We really do. We have to find this woman. So what I want you guys to do is

me welcome Ms. Lynn Jones from Jacksonville. That's right. Free press

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What's up, what's up, what's up?

Oh, thank you. Thank you, Lynn, so much for coming on. My friend Kevin here, he

didn't win a Golden Globe last night.

Would you mind sharing some kind words?

What I like to say, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin Hart, my cancer and child, this

is your Auntie Lynn here.

I just wanted to tell you to keep your head up, young man. Keep your head up. I

mean, you brought us blockbusters.

such as Think Like a Man, Ride Along, Central Intelligence, Jumanji, Welcome

the Jungle, and Night School. We got you, man. We got you. You hosted major

award shows. You are a comedian, a host, and a father. But you've got to stay in

the game, man. You've got to stay in the game.

You support all educational initiatives and community programs, particularly in

underserved communities.

Let's go, parents.

comedy, acting, entrepreneurship, and executive producing while expanding your

media footprint.

Cap, one more time. Come on. Come on, nephew. Hold tight. I love you.

Thank you. Thank you, Ms. Lynn.

Thank you. Incredible. Thank you, Ms. Lynn.

Thank you. But I'll tell you one thing you left out.

What? A Golden Globe, because I don't have one, Mama Lynn. I lost.

I lost. You have to keep your head up and stay in the game. Keep your head up

and stay in the game. You can get a Golden Globe.

Yes, ma 'am. I mean, you really want this Golden Globe? Yes, ma 'am. Okay,

I'll tell you what we do. Let's prepare for this for next year.

Yes, ma 'am. I'll be there with you. Yes, ma 'am. We'll pick up that Golden

Globe, and you will be the bale of the ball.

Yes, ma 'am. Thank you. Can you do that for me?

Thank you, ma 'am. All right, and congratulations on your success.

You and Mr. Ken.

Listen, anything you guys need, and also, listen, support the black press.

ma 'am. You understand?

Support the black press now. Like you say, your auntie is here now. Yes, ma

All right? That's right.

All right? Yes, ma 'am.

That's right. Take care now. Thank you, Auntie.

Thank you, Auntie.

Lynn Jones.

I mean, you know, I'll be honest with you, Kenan.

The yes ma 'ams just came out. I didn't know.

Stop fighting it. No. Stop fighting it. After a certain amount of time, they

just started coming. I couldn't stop the yes ma 'am. No.

I think I was going, yes, ma 'am, number nine. And I was like, make it fucking

stop, man.

Yes,

ma 'am. No, yes, ma 'am. But you heard all of that. Yes, ma 'am. God bless.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my eagle's lost.

Yeah.

Sorry.

I don't know where that came from.

Fuck you, Kenan.

OK?

My ego's lost. However, it wasn't the only tragedy on the field.

Oh, boy.

Oh, my God.

I mean, there's a massage table on it, or police officers standing trying to

keep that thing down.

Yeah, if anybody ever wondered what was in the blue tent.

We don't realize that they saved the massage table, so there's a happy

That's a happy ending. That's it.

That's a happy ending. They gave the tent a shot of cortisone and told it to

back out there.

Usually when somebody pitches a 10 on the job, it's an HR violation.

That's usually.

That's two real good ones today. Come on, man. You got two good ones. Make

they both go in the show. No, no, no.

You got two that's going to make the cut, no matter what. Thank you. Thank

I'm the one that's struggling today.

That's all right. Got a couple on the fence. Get you going. Yeah, I got to get

in there. Goodness gracious. Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza hasn't

a game all season on his way to the national championship.

Seems like nothing can stop him.

Except a confetti cannon.

Good news is, Fernando, look, when you're drafted by the

Raiders, well, you won't have to worry about none of that.

It's your first and last time seeing confetti in your career.

They don't even make black and silver confetti. No, no.

Now, after a big bowl game win, everyone is in a good mood. But that doesn't

mean that you can get all touchy -feely with Miami head coach Mario Cristobal.

Oh, man. Hey, that's enough, man.

What the fuck wrong with you, man?

Hey, you don't hold my arms down while you do that.

Oh, you dancing real close.

We got headsets on, man. You could have told me that you was on the way.

Come on, man.

After St. Louis Blues goalie Jordan Bennington allowed seven goals, his

tried to pull him out the game. But unfortunately, he couldn't find the

goalie. Jim Montgomery said, hey, we're going to make a goalie change here.

But they couldn't find Joel Hofer.

Bennington didn't come out of the net.

And then during that last commercial break, we were trying to locate Joel

and I think we found him.

Oh, there he is.

Oh,

no.

He's hiding. Oh, no. I've never seen him. What?

They ain't going to see me if I just hide behind this corner.

Hey, I'll be honest with y 'all.

That's me when Jehovah's Witnesses knock on the door.

Ain't nobody in here.

You know, he look like he got cold feet at a sex party.

What y 'all doing in there?

It's my turn?

Oh.

Oh, no. Hold on now. Yeah, he plays for the St. Louis Peek -A -Blues.

Oh, that joke was terrible. Where is our backup writer?

Oh, come on, man. Are you the writer?

Oh, can you just write another joke, please?

Oh, come on, man.

Hey, he's out of here. He left.

He's gone.

Showed a piece of his face and left.

Man, we got to stop hiring backup goalies as writers.

Get the puck out of here. You know what I'm saying?

Get your pucking ass up out of here.

Pucking ass.

All right, guys, the Pelicans and Wizards played last Friday. Too bad it

basketball. Passed up a three.

Queen getting inside. Blocked by Tricky.

Come on now, do something with it.

No. Okay, go the other way. Here we go.

Something about to happen here.

I got y 'all. Get it out the net. No.

Oh, God. Come on now.

Here we go.

Kareem. No, I got to get him.

Yep. Magic got this. Watch yourself.

Get it out the net.

Here we go.

Call it. Move.

Call it.

Call it. Ah.

Dang. Oh, man.

Call it. Boy, final score of that game was eight to six.

Yeah.

Last week, the Golden State Warriors beat the Milwaukee Bucks at home on

Kitty Night.

Come on, that's a goal.

Moments later, Draymond punched her in the throat and then said, goodbye,

Now, I have watched a lot of combat sports, but there is nothing quite like

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I'm not sure this is such a good idea.

I got my emotions all wrapped up.

Have fun. Go nuts. Crack a couple of screams.

You don't have to keep your cool because we'll keep it for you. I can't take it

anymore. That's why I'm staying on your couch tonight. Can you get away from me

now? We're done.

What the fuck is this?

Come on.

Jeff! You had one job.

Park the van where we wouldn't get another ticket.

One job!

This is your fault, Jeff. This is your fucking fault!

Service not available in Cleveland.

All right, you guys all know Stanford Steve from College Game Day, the guy who

picks winners and losers in college football.

We didn't go to Stanford. So we went and got our own guy to talk about the

national championship game. I want you guys to welcome Community College Carl.

Come on in here. Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Good to see you, brother. Good to see you, Carl. Let go.

Let go.

I don't have you, Carl. I don't have you. All right. Yeah.

OK. We got a college football national championship coming up this week. Lots

people think that this is Indiana's game to lose.

What do you think, Carl? Well, let me tell you something about Indiana.

When I was 10 years old, little boy, I stole my sister's Easy -Bake oven.

What I was going to do was I was going to make a bunch of cakes, sell those

cakes, then get rich.

But I never got the chance because I accidentally burned down our garage.

Fortunately, everything worked out because my family blamed my sister. And

sent her to a troubled teen center in Gary, Indiana.

Carl? Yeah.

Please.

You are here to tell us about the game.

I would.

You're right. I'm trying to tell you. Give him a chance. Okay. You're right.

Give him a little chance.

So when my sister came back, she came back mean, okay?

Indiana mean. And we never saw her smile again.

That's why I'm going with Kurt Cignetti and the Indiana Hoosiers to win.

Yeah. Okay. Okay, Carl. Okay. No, no, no. You started off like a little far

from it, but when you got into it, it made perfect sense.

I didn't like that. Are you listening?

I'm listening, but I didn't like it. Are you following the story?

Yes. However,

The point total is 48 and a half.

Are you taking the over? You taking the under?

Years ago, when I was working on this rich lady's yacht... Oh, my God.

Let me tell you something. She was a real B -I -T -C -O -I -N.

Bitcoin? So she got in early. You know, she was also a huge bitch.

Got it.

Anyhoo, she fell off the boat. I jump in. I save her. I bring her to the

hospital. Turns out she has amnesia.

I do what any gentleman would do. I trick her into thinking that she is my

and then I take her home so she could raise my kid.

Carl, what you just said there was the plot to the movie Overboard.

Really? I've never seen it. But the cops showed up, and I'm going to be real

with you guys.

I end up having a shootout with the cops. You had a shootout with the cops?

I'm thinking this game is going to be a shootout, and I am taking the over.

Again.

Again? Okay. A shootout. I get it. What the fuck planet are you on, Kevin?

He ain't making no damn sense.

Numbers don't lie, Kenan, okay?

Do me a favor, guys. Put Carl's record on the screen.

Kidnapping, extortion, that ain't what you read. No, no, I'm not talking about

that. The other one.

He's 48 and 4?

Yeah, that right there. Come on now. What can I say? It's an exact science.

All right, Carl, do you have any other predictions?

I predict the color of the Gatorade they dump on the coach's head will be

yellow.

There's no way that you can actually know that.

I call him as I see him. I'm just saying it's going to be yellow and it's going

to smell like asparagus.

You planning on sneaking onto the field and peeing in the Gatorade?

Look, all I'm saying is it's a lock.

And yes.

Oh, community college soil, everybody!

It's nasty.

It's all the wood on it. We'll be right back.

And now it's time for another Who Said It?

Jameis Winston or Winston Churchill?

I don't have time to think about bad things.

I'm always looking forward.

The answer is Jameis Winston.

I'm an optimist. It does not seem much use being anything else.

The answer is Sir Winston Churchill.

I didn't steal those crab legs. My buddy worked there and he has the hookup.

Actually, that answer is Sir Winston Churchill.

How did you do?

All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Real quick, I want to give a shout out to my homie, man, my co -host, my

brother. Of course, I'm talking about Kenan Thompson, who just released a new

kid's book today.

I got to thank your grants, man. Y 'all show my guy some love. Thank you very

much. Just released a kid's book.

This was a total surprise.

I didn't know that this was happening at all. There's a book under there if you

want to grab it and show people.

Oh, wow.

If it was a surprise, that's where I would put it. Oh, look at that.

Yes, it's called The Unfunny Bunny.

The Unfunny Bunny. It's very sweet. It's a nice story of perseverance and

friendship and learning what's really funny. And there's a bunch of jokes in

there, so it's a good time.

Well, you know what, Kenan? Thank you.

Well, Kenan, I think what you should know and...

Actually, what you need to know is that you're in some really good company.

LeBron has a book called Happy Spooky Halloween.

Steph Curry's book is I Have a Superpower.

What we want to do, we want to plug some lesser -known kids' books by athletes,

books that people don't know about. So right now, I want you guys to enjoy This

Is Good Sports, Good Book Club. Let's go.

Let's go.

All right.

First up, Clay and the Giant Peach.

Ooh.

You know?

That's a great book. I'll read it just for the pictures.

Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, I think that's a pop -up and pop -out book. Oh, my.

Now, a certain Hall of Fame NFL quarterback has a new children's book

Goodnight Warren Moon.

Not to be confused with Good Night, Reverend Moon, which is more of a cult

classic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a different one. Now, this one is a

stuffer that's at my house, the Magic Johnson school bus.

Oh, man.

Yeah, okay. It's about a bus that's very slow in the lane.

It took a time to make the magic happen. Yeah, just like Magic Johnson theaters.

People talk during this book and sneak the food in. Oh, man.

Larry Bird thinks this book is better, though. Of course. I think Magic tweeted

about this in his trademark style.

I wrote a book for kids called The Magic Johnson School Book.

Thanks, Magic.

All right, this next one is hot off the press. The Princess and the Prenup.

By Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.

Oh, man. You know, they wrote it together.

But let's be honest. I mean, she wrote a lot more of it. Well, that's what she

did. Yeah. That's what she did.

Those are all great, but they're fake.

The real book you want is The Unfunny Bunny. OK?

I'm going to say it again.

The Unfunny Bunny. This is the book that you want.

It's by my brother, Keeva Thompson. And guess what? It's out now.

Right now.

Out now. Go get yourself some Unfunny Bunny and do what I said.

That's all right. That's all right. We'll be right back.

And now it's time for Good Sports Unsung Heroes.

Brent Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky's youngest brother, is credited with one goal and

three assists in the NHL. He only played 13 professional games, but 13 ,000

games with Wayne in the backyard growing up.

You don't get to beat a great one without beating up on the okay one.

We salute you, Brent Gretzky, our good sports unsung hero.

All right, our next guest is a true NBA legend. He's played 21 seasons for seven

NBA teams. He's a 12 -time All -Star, two -time Olympic gold medalist, a

of the NBA's 75th anniversary team, and I'm going to say it, future Hall of

Famer. Let's see him in action.

Get off me.

Oh, right around you.

You got to pay attention out here.

Oh, look at the no look.

Looks like me out there. No look.

Yes, sir.

Wow.

Yes.

Wow.

Oh, you son of a.

That was you.

Oh, that's Kevin.

Yeah.

Give it up for CP3, Chris Paul.

Man, appreciate y 'all having me. Man, God bless. Thanks for coming, brother. I

don't know why the last clip made it in there. I don't know how they even got

that footage. That was some little cookout that we had.

Well, speaking of cookouts, you got this good snack company going called Good

Eatin'. Do you name that after good sports?

Absolutely not. Okay. But we can do that for right now.

Well, you don't need to, man. Actually, it's a good product.

sent me volumes of it. I can say that I am a fan.

Why did you start it? I like food, right? I like to eat food. Do you?

Y 'all like food?

Everybody? Okay, we all agree. We all agree. So one of the things that you

realize that you do all the time, you're always snacking, right? When you go to

different events, you go to a cookout or whatnot, when your kids go in different

places. And I wanted to come out with a great product and we leave with taste.

Yeah, it's been fun to build a brand.

All right, Chris, look, we don't mess around here on this show, man. So I'm

gonna get straight to the hot stuff.

I want to know what the hell happened at the end with the Clippers. Give me the

stuff right now. What happened to it? Man, if I knew, I'd tell you.

Oh, wow.

Cold -blooded.

I'll talk to you the next day.

I'll talk to you the next day. You damn sure did. Yeah. Now, deal your brief

return to the Clippers, though. How many trees did you see Kawhi plant?

Y 'all tripping.

Now, these are good questions that we have here. Did you see him? Did you see

him? Did he plant any trees on your watch? Y 'all tripping. Y 'all wilding.

Okay. All right.

All right.

Let's go to check that one off. Yeah, we checked that off. Check that off. Okay.

Just investigating.

I want to know, are you done playing?

Do you feel like you're done with it? And I mean, look, if you want to

a comeback or any plans that you have, anything that we can use as cutting edge

information. Okay.

And by the way, we're not here to manipulate anything. Not at all.

Okay. So you can go look in that camera and say whatever you got to say.

or not yeah you don't have to you don't have to listen i'm working out and

training every day okay right in all honesty the way all that stuff went down

and all that i think for me i just love this game so much that i don't want it

to end like that you know what i'm saying so

I've enjoyed the time.

I've enjoyed the time for sure. You know what I'm saying? I get a chance to go

to my kids' games, but I don't know yet. So I don't know what team I hope to

finish with. We didn't get shit.

We didn't get shit. We didn't get nothing.

We got nothing. We got nothing on that. He's a polished professional.

He's doing his best. Yeah, he's doing his best. You did play 21 seasons in the

NBA. How has it changed in that time?

Changed a lot.

Changed a lot.

Great answer, Chris.

Changed a lot. Moving on.

Listen, listen. When you say, how's it changed?

Like, what you mean? Like, how has what changed?

Well, you're a lot older than these younger guys. Am I? Well, yeah. I mean,

these younger guys are coming in. They're faster. They're stronger. They

jump higher. Oh, man. You was wearing Converse, right? You was wearing

You were there. I think that's when the headbands just got.

Man, shut up.

Shut up. No, what's interesting, man.

Being able to play this long, it's been really cool to see the game change,

right? When I came into the league, the final scores was 80 to 70.

Well, that's one way it's changed.

That's right.

So that was the question.

So what's another way it's changed?

You tell us. Now the score is 130.

You know what I'm saying? The pace of the game has changed.

But it's cool to be a part of the process.

Chris, as a guy that's known for a lot of shit talk in the NBA, I'm curious on

your opinion.

A guy that's known for what? Shit talk.

You're known as a trash talker.

Am I?

That's what they say. I didn't say it. Who was they, Kevin? Everybody. All the

guys said it.

Everybody that we had on the show has said it. Everybody else. And we've been

shocked. We've never accepted it. We say, welcome to the show. What did you

think about Chris Paul?

That's crazy.

Shit talking.

That's why I'm asking you, right, as of now, you have the floor to give a

rebuttal. Who do you think is the biggest trash talker or the best trash

I'd probably say throughout my whole career, it was one person. It was KG.

Kevin Garnett.

First three times we played against each other, we both got double checks.

Uh -huh.

Long to rest in there with KG, though, right? KG, listen, man. It's a little

chaotic. The first time I ever played against Kevin Garnett, and this is

crazy because I always say if there's one guy I wish I would have got a chance

to be their teammate or be my teammate is, I'd say, Kevin Garnett. Right?

And I went up to KG. I don't even know what you can say on this show or

whatever. Say what you want. Say what you want. But look in that camera and

make sure you... Listen, listen.

You know how you, like, go out, like, before the game and you, like, dap

up? Right?

Put your fist out to dap me up. KG said, fuck you, Lenny.

Right?

That's what he said.

That's what he said before the jump ball.

Perfect. So, for me, that dynamic, knowing how competitive he was,

and I know how I am, I would have loved to be his teammate.

Well, crazy recognizes crazy. You gotta have it. You gotta have it.

Well, you know what?

Kenan, I know you know this, but he doesn't know this. There's actually a

basketball hoop across the way, man.

I feel like, I don't know, I feel like we should get some shots up.

Right? I feel like I'm here. My guy's here.

We got snap. Let's do it. Let's get a couple snaps up, right? Let's blow some

knees out. Let's do it.

No, no. Just a shot. Come on. Let's go. Hyper -extended hamstring. Right here.

Right here.

It's quick, man. I put this over here, Chris, for moments like these.

Push. Push.

Playing basketball in my boots.

I'm dressed for this.

I'm dressed for this.

Right. Oh, right.

Oh, wow. Oh, man, look at this kid. Yeah.

Okay, so here we are at the NBA on prime stage.

Holy cow.

All right, look, guys, the game is simple. Now, we put a bunch of questions

over the floor. It's really easy, okay? If you make the shot, you can ask the

question. If who makes the shot? If you make the shot. Whoever has the ball, you

stand over a question card, you make it, ask the question. Okay, so we all

shoot. First question in the game. All right.

All right.

Okay, then.

Okay, then. You need to measure. I don't need to. Hold on. I got the question.

Wait, I didn't make it. I know. That means I asked you the question. Oh, man.

I miss, he gets to ask the question?

Yeah. Well, go ahead.

Favorite NBA on prime analyst.

Go. I'm going to go with Candace.

Candace Parker? Yeah, Candace Parker.

Okay. My shot. My shot, right? Your shot. Your shot. My shot. Right here.

throw.

Get up, girl.

Oh, he rushed it.

Oh, he rusty. Let me ask you this.

Oh, he rusty. Let's ask you this. Oh, man.

What athlete gets the mustiest?

That's a good question.

Who gets the mustiest? Draymond. What did you say? Come on, man. Don't do all

that. What did you just say?

Don't do all that. I didn't say that.

You know what? My son's a high school player. Whenever they get in the car

a game, that's when they the best. Yeah, the kids.

So you say, y 'all ain't shit.

You got it right there?

I'll go from here.

Watch your head.

That was it. Yep, yep.

Oh, you got an answer?

Yep, here you go. I got it. You don't get to ask. I got the answer.

These are some crazy questions.

How much money did you make last year? Oh, man.

Okay.

Let's think about it. We got Jim Beam.

We got good sports.

We got SNL. Yeah, keep going.

Next question. Moving on.

All right, man.

You guys know I'm a four -time celebrity game MVP.

How many times?

Four -time celebrity game MVP, okay? Take me to Memphis.

Take me to Memphis, King. Knock it down. Knock it down.

Headache. Oh, come on. Damn, that was in. Come on, man. That was in. Is this

regulation?

Is this?

This shit ain't regulation.

Oh, hell no.

Go ahead, ask him.

That's for him.

What is it?

He got nervous.

This boy got nervous.

I can press the edit button.

What is it?

Your favorite Kevin Hart special. Oh, my God. Oh, man. I mean. All right. Well,

how much time do we have? You know what I mean? Oh, shut up. No, no, no, man. I

got to go.

I got to think about this, because acting my age is great. That's the one

out now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.

But if you go, you can go let me explain.

I think it's like, it may be. I think you answered it. That's enough.

That's enough. We got it. We got it. We got it.

Come on, kid.

Yeah. Come on.

I'm going to plead the fifth.

All right, listen. Let's do some hamstrings and some ankles. How about we

this? Let's go. Let's do this. Let's do a sudden death from the free throw line,

Chris. Loser has to answer two questions in a row, okay?

Who's starting?

I'll start it.

Okay, how many dribbles you going to take? Can somebody take 10 -day

How many dribbles you going to take?

10 -day. 10 -day.

He wanted that one. Let me get that 10 -day.

He meant to make that one. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, Keenan. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Do your thing, Kenan. Do your thing.

It ain't even touching no rim either, Kenan. No, it's not. It's flashing.

Oh, Kevin. So what do we do now? I got to answer two questions. He got to

two. I got to answer two questions. We're going to let you pick.

All right. I'm going to go here.

OK. Oh, where are you going? I'm going to go here. Don't you look at it now.

right. Where are the other ones? Where are the other ones?

Kenan, not over there. Get that one. All right. Get that one. Let's go. Let's

go. Two questions. No matter what it is, I'm answering it because I ain't no

bitch. Mm -hmm. Let's go. Yep. Let's go. Go ahead, Kenan. Did Kanye West ever

tweet about you, and where was it?

I think the only thing that Kanye has ever said about me was, man, good energy

gets good vibes.

Favorite WNBA player?

Favorite WNBA player?

How do you want me to choose just one?

Yeah. Great answer. Yeah. Okay. All right. So active, young.

I think what Angel Reese is doing with the game is strong.

But then Kaitlyn Clark is like, she came on like, there's a real big thing

there. And then, you know, you go Skylar Diggins, who is still a dominant

player, right? But if you go older, Lisa Leslie, like, you know, because she was

a dominant force in the game and did a lot of cool things, man. You know? I

mean, I could go Rossi. I could keep going because I know. The thing is, at

end of the day, y 'all thought you would stop me, but you weren't because I'm a

basketball fan.

Shouts out to all of the WNBA.

Keenan, take us home, please. Yeah, man. Thank you all for watching. We will see

you next Tuesday on Good Sports.

Good night.

It was a pound. I was taking it.

Yeah, I didn't have no passion. I was taking it. Does it still look good? You

said four times? Does it still look good?

I thought the last one was going in. Does the form still look good?

There you go. There it is.

There you go. There it is. It's back now. By the way, Keenan, all these are

ones I'm going to put in the edit.

That's right.

These are the edit.

All right, that's it. Did y 'all get the two I made, though?

We'll use those. Loop those two.

That's what we'll do, okay?

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