All language subtitles for Going.Dutch.S01E09.1080p.x265-ELiTE29

So, can we figure out
what's causing the blackouts?

Wish I could
be more specific,

but, um, as I told you
several times before,

I'm not an electrician.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Chewed
right through.

Mice, see, they think
because they're cute

I won't kill 'em, but
I've killed cuter.

Sir, I don't think that
mice have a perception

of their own attractiveness.

Okay. That's unsettling.

Dark is nothing to be
afraid of, my friend.

Just remember that. Ah!

- Did you see that?
- See what?

An Irish woman. Aisling.

Delicate, gorgeous, but
with a heart as cold as ice.

Ah! A German woman.
Impenetrable.

Mysterious. Luisa.

Sir, do you think you're
in a poem right now?

No, I'm not in a poem.
Come on, we gotta go.

- All right.
- Ah!

- You going somewhere, Patrick?
- Nina.

- Hi, Patty.
- Guten tag.

Hey.

What's happening?

It's all three of my ex-wives
coming back to haunt me.

So, this is very fascinating.

All three of you in my office
at exactly the same time.

I don't remember
wronging a gypsy.

Oh, you can't say that.

You're reminding
me of Maggie now.

- There they are! Hi, moms!
- Oh, Maggie.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Hi, my baby.
- Hi, mom.

You are on a kissing
and hugging basis

with all my ex-wives,
not just your mom.

The Quinn family goes
on vacation every year.

Me and my mom,
Maeve and her mom,

and Luisa, who's
a mom to us all.

- Danke, liebes.
- You guys go

- on vacation together?
- Yeah.

And you never thought
of inviting me?

- No.
- Okay.

We've only been doing it

since our divorce, so 20 years.

Oh, just two decades of
going behind my back.

Well, it's
only behind your back

because you turned
your back on us.

D'you remember that little bit?

It really
hasn't been a secret.

I officiated Aisling's
second wedding.

You looked beautiful.
Luisa and I

were on The Amazing
Race together.

- Wow!
- And they should have won.

Stop blaming yourself.

Denver's airport is
like Satan's hedge maze.

- Mmm.
- You are my sister.

- And I love you.
- And I love you.

- Oh!
- I'm not loving this.

What's not to love? Did you
know that Aisling's hedge fund

is now the sixth
largest in Europe?

Hey, you couldn't crack
the top five, huh?

I couldn't, general.
Sorry, colonel.

- You-you're still a colonel.
- And Luisa just won

the 2025 Leibniz Prize for
her work in epigenetics.

Unbelievable.

Colonel, here's the
report on the electric.

- Oh, my God, Nina Quinn.
- Oh!

I hate to be a fan
girl, but, uh...

could I ask you to
do your sign-off?

I'm Nina Quinn, and
from all of us at WDZM,

have a great night.

- I will.
- Okay.

Um...

Oh.

D-does she think
you invented saying,

you know, "Have a great night?"

No, she thinks I perfected it.

We're not gonna be in
your hair for long.

We're stopping by
quickly to see Maggie,

and then we're leaving
for Cologne tomorrow,

and the Quinn family vacation
is officially gonna start.

You can't call it "the
Quinn family vacation"

if I'm not involved.
Tha-that's my name.

You guys need to get a new name.

Well, there's three of us,

and there's only one of you,

so it's our name now.

Sergeant,
status update?

All the washers are down, and if
we don't get them running soon

then we are gonna be
drowning in dirty laundry.

All right, so, uh,
we are up a creek

getting beat on
with a paddle, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Why are you both so chipper?

You see that stone
cold fox over there?

We've been really
hitting it off.

Yeah, correction,

we've been hitting it off.

She said my hair was long.

Okay, that's a completely
normal statement.

It's like saying
you have two feet.

Yeah, sure.

Where did you go last time?

Uh, the Emerald Isle,
off the Carolina coast,

where the family beach house is.

- Family beach house?
- Bad news.

It's the mice's world, and our
laundry's just living in it.

Oh, we're not gonna be able
to call an exterminator,

or an electrician,

- because of Vlaggetjesdag.
- Hm?

- What the hell is that?
- It's the first day

- of herring season.
- Oh, God.

It's a national holiday.

But we can tackle the mice
problem ourselves, right?

We could bait traps with
our base's strength, cheese.

- That's a great idea. Effective.
- Terrible idea.

Sounds like an episode
of Tom and Jerry.

What's the next pitch?

I dress up like a girl mouse

and try to lure
the boy mice out?

- I'd like to see that, actually.
- No, go on.

It's so fun listening to
you shoot down my ideas

for the umpteenth time.

Do you wanna ask me again

why I prefer my three moms?

One mom, and two
really basically

complete strangers
that I married, okay?

By the way, I'm
great on vacations.

I come alive on vacation.

You know, I went on
vacation with him

when he first got separated.

- What was that place in Mexico?
- Mazatlan.

Ma... Okay. Was
I not a delight?

He did wear a puka
shell necklace

- to dinner once.
- I wore a puka shell necklace.

Okay. And I talked
to those people.

- He yelled at those people.
- You have never been invited,

because you have never expressed
any interest in any of us.

After abandoning, mm, all of us.

Okay, you're thinking about
the old me. I'm changed.

I've really, the last couple
of months of being around

such a strong, intelligent woman

has kind of altered me,
I think altered my DNA.

That is the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.

- Like, by far.
- No, I'm sorry.

- I was talking about Katja.
- Oh, my God.

And I don't believe you
about the puka shells.

- Did you take a picture?
- You wouldn't let me.

- Did you do all of this?
- I did.

- Well, we did.
- That's amazing.

My baby makes the
best cheese ever.

- I knew this would happen.
- You knew I would make cheese?

I knew you were
destined for greatness,

because you have the
strength to throw off

whatever burden
life thrusts at you.

Speaking of, is the
red-haired screamer

still as self-obsessed as ever?

- Hey, guys, listen to me.
- Yes.

I just figured out why you guys
don't invite me on your trips.

- Why is that?
- It's 'cause you don't like me.

- Right?
- Hmm.

- Yes. That is true.
- Yeah.

But see, you're
thinking of the old me.

Aha! Have you changed?

- Yes.
- Oh, this is gas now.

No, I wanna hear this
out. How have you changed?

In so many ways.

I wouldn't know where
to begin to list them.

Let's just begin with one thing.

- Eins.
- Okay.

Kind of on the spot
here, but, uh...

- You wanna prove you've changed?
- Yeah.

You can come to dinner
with us tonight.

- Oh.
- Tonight?

- Oh-ho!
- Tonight.

Can't do tonight, 'cause I'm...

- Working.
- Working. He was working

- when you were born.
- Yeah.

He was working when
you broke your leg.

- Yeah.
- He was working

- when you were in a coma.
- Yep.

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna have you tell Shah

to handle the wiring crisis
in the laundry center,

and I'm gonna come to
dinner with you tonight.

- What an honor.
- As a matter of fact...

I'm also going to bring
my new girlfriend.

And she used to be a prostitute.

- Okay.
- What am I supposed to do

- with that?
- Well, now she's a doctor.

- She has, like, two PhDs.
- In what?

One of the things is, like,

a sex thing, I think. But
she'll tell you tonight.

- Prostitute-turned-doctor.
- What time?

- 7:00.
- Seven o'clock.

Is that all right for
your prostitute doctor?

She's not a prostitute anymore.

She works doctor's hours now.

- So she'll be free.
- Amazing.

- Hey.
- Hey.

You listened to my idea.

Yeah. I said
it was a good idea.

And I only say things

that I mean, unless
I tell a magician

that I'm not impressed.
I'm always impressed.

I just don't want them to
have power over my mind.

Right. And, hey, I
asked some of the troops

if they would start
hand-washing the laundry.

That's good. It'll
buy some time.

- Way to take initiative.
- Way to execute my genius plan.

- Well, look at us.
- Look at us.

We're like Penn and Teller.

You're a magic guy, huh?

Ah! Oh!

Oh, I did not know there
would be so much decapitation.

Those are the lucky ones.

Oh.

Unlucky one.

- Hey. I need you...
- Hi!

To come to this dinner tonight

and act as a buffer.
- Buffer?

- Nope.
- Yep. Why?

Because it reminds me

of when I was a sad little girl

stuck in the middle of
you and mom's divorce,

desperately trying to
make you guys less angry.

You did an awful job of it too,

because we were
constantly fighting,

and all you did was cry.

So this is your
chance to rectify

that mistake.

- I am leaving.
- Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I need to win here so I
need your help to defeat

these women in asymmetrical
conversational combat.

Dinner with amazing
women is not combat.

That's ridiculous.
Everything is combat.

Especially marriage. You
should learn that lesson now.

- Fine. I'll be there.
- See?

Everything is combat. And
I just won this battle.

So, how do you
wanna play this with Maud?

Some sort of, like, dibs system?
In which case, well, dibs.

Well, I sent everyone away
to level the playing field.

And we'll leave it for her
to decide and let the best...

me win.

Oh, Maud!

- I love your earrings.
- Wow!

And I'm very taken
by your perfume.

Take a whiff.

Scent is deeply
connected to memory.

And now you'll never forget me.

I smell a bit ripe.

Sweating pretty hard
after archery practice.

Oh, wow! I'm also an archer.

Maybe you could give
me a couple pointers.

I need help notching
my cock feather.

Notching cock feathers
is my specialty.

This is so random.

I would love to.

Until then, sweet boy
with hair that is long.

Oh!

Okay, how is this possible?

Well, you had it easy, Conway.

Charisma, your
conventional good looks.

But I do the work.

And I am not above
an Instagram stalk.

It's 2025. Everybody does it.

And then dad insists
that I come tonight...

I thought you said he
was making strides.

A baby could make
bigger strides.

Many have.

You were walking when
you were eight months.

When are you not gonna find

every excuse to brag about me?

When you stop being so talented.

That's not gonna happen.

So I'll just get used to it.

Plus I told Shah that
I would help him.

And honestly, I
would rather do that.

It's-it's nice to
work with somebody

who actually
listens to my input.

Truly the best thing about
dad coming has been Shah.

We make like a
weirdly good team.

Oh, I bet you do.

- What is that supposed to mean?
- I talk to you every day.

And every day you talk
to me about Shah. A lot.

So I'm thinking you
have a little crush.

That's insane. First of all,
he's a major and I'm a captain.

So it's a no-go. And
he's semi-divorced.

And you'll be happy to know
I've actually sworn off

dating men like dad.

So I'm not gonna start
with his right-hand man.

Those are a lot of really
well-thought-out reasons

to not do something
you've never considered.

We're good friends.

That is what you
said about Cole.

And you were together
for three years.

That was when I was 15.

And it's totally different.

If you want to go
help your friend,

um, you don't have
to come to dinner.

- Dad can fend for himself.
- Really?

- Yes.
- Wait, but what about you guys?

He hurt three of the
strongest women on Earth.

If he tries it again,
we will be picking him

out of our teeth before dessert.

- Cool.
- Mm-hm.

Oh, man, Maggie just
cancelled. This is a disaster.

No, we will be fine without her.

Look, this is simply a
dinner with three women

who loved you and then stopped.

Yeah, but I'm just worried
they're gonna gang up on you

like the apex predator
pack animals that they are.

Well, do not worry.

I'm a big girl, in all
the right places too.

Uncooked
herring in light brine.

They got the fish, but
they keep the pancreas.

- Yum!
- Oh, the pancreas. Mmm.

Uh, uh...

Yeah.

So I would like to
take this opportunity

to say thank you to you guys
for being the stepping stones

on my way to meeting Katja,
a woman who has changed me.

And I actually made a
list of how I've changed.

It's short. "Vintage
motorcycles." Okay.

Didn't have an interest
in those before. I do now.

Number two. "Handmade
leather belts."

What?

I think we'd rather
talk about Katja.

- Yeah.
- Here we go.

Incoming. Like I told you, hon.

- Katja. I Googled you.
- Hm. Okay.

I found your paper on
intersectional sex work

and late-stage capitalism and
it was, I mean, wow! Riveting.

- You read my dissertation?
- Yes.

Oh, we all have. It's
so well-researched.

Thank you. I worked hard.

I did university in Oslo

and then did my masters
in psychology in Munich.

- Wow!
- You speak German.

You don't? Y-you were
married for two years

and you never learned?

Well, I speak a
lot of languages,

I speak all the languages

from the countries that

we invaded during my career.

I just missed Germany

by like 40 years.

I know you guys are
talking about Nazis.

Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.

By the way, I killed
a Nazi recently.

- Hey.
- Oh, hey. There you are.

- I was worried you abandoned me.
- No.

I'm here. Here with my buddy.

With my pal.

- Hey.
- My friend.

Okay. You're being weird.

- I'm being weird?
- Yeah.

You are the one with a
shovel full of dead mice.

- That's fair. Grab that bag.
- Yeah.

- There we go.
- All right.

Don't make eye contact.

Don't make eye contact.
Good. All right.

So what other genius
ideas have you got for me?

I found an electrician
who's available today.

That's great.

Okay. Yeah.

I see what the
problem is here, sirs.

There's way too many
wires in this thing.

Literally everyone
else was busy.

Conway and Papadakis
are off chasing tail,

so we just gotta work
with what we got.

Which is YouTube and BA.

BA, can you ground
the green wire

and then connect the
yellow and brown?

I am color-blind,

so these all look brown.

But ooh, this one feels...

- Well, you're what?
- Very brown.

Oh! Oh, my God!

- Don't touch him.
- Oh! No, no, no!

Oh, my God! No, no,
no, no, no, no! Oh! Oh!

Oh, no, no! Eh!

Did we recently
get metal brooms?

Yeah, the wooden ones were
giving people splinters!

I'd love a splinter right
now. Okay, I go night-night.

- Oh, um...
- Whoo! Oh!

God, I feel great!

Oh, my God!

Okay, all right, laugh it up.

Ha-ha!

Yeah, I know you're
laughing at me, so...

It's the big thing in your
little secret language.

- Nobody was talking about you.
- Oh, really?

Honestly, we never
talk about you.

- Yeah.
- You guys never talk about me?

Yeah, like I believe,
anybody would believe that.

- Never.
- That's impossible.

The only way you
all know each other

is because of me. I don't
even know why you guys

get along so well after all
the stuff that went down.

Like when I was having
break-up sex with Luisa still

while Nina and I were
starting our relationship.

I mean, that would be like
a speed bump for anybody.

You know what I mean?

Well done.

Uh, so I guess it's possible
they weren't talking about me.

I feel like we're not
gonna get to the list.

Did you and your ex-wives
ever do any couples therapy?

No. Therapy, I'm
not doing therapy.

I even skipped the therapy
scenes in The Sopranos.

That show for me was a show
about a really happy mobster guy

living this really
cool mobster life

and then like he has a
couple issues with his mom.

- How did your marriages end?
- The normal way.

I mean, I'd get shipped overseas

and we'd stop
communicating and then...

I don't know, a
couple months later,

I'd get some divorce
papers in the mail.

So you abandoned them?

No, I had a battle plan.

I burned the boats behind me

and, and kept marching forward.

I am guessing that it
didn't feel so good

to be the boat on fire.

I'm going to use my
psychology degree

to do couples therapy for you.

Actually, couples,
couples, couples therapy.

Oh, that's a great idea.

Yeah, 'cause then I can
fake my way through that.

They'd have to admit
that I changed.

- And I win. Of course I do.
- No, no.

You have to do this for real.

Because I know you
want to be a Quinn.

I am a Quinn. What
are you talking about?

- I'm the original Quinn.
- Hm!

- What? No, I am.
- Okay.

No, I get it.

So you're sneaking
behind my back,

stealing Maud with
your sexy cheese dates.

- Have you no honor?
- Okay, slow down, Corporal.

I wasn't familiar
with your game.

- This is me saying I'm sorry.
- What?

Oh, wow!

- Is this all for me, Elias?
- Yes.

Come chow down on some Camembert

and we'll chat... quivers.

A true dream.

Also, I might have bowed out

when I stalked her Instagram

and found out she's
a flat-Earther.

That's a deal breaker for me.

I don't believe
in deal breakers.

I once dated a girl who I'm
pretty sure killed a guy.

Like, not even a stranger.
Like, someone I knew.

I'm so glad
you're feeling better.

- I'm gonna get you water.
- Yeah, thanks.

Oh, that's a nice
picture. Who is that?

Uh, my ex-wife and, uh, stepson.

You're divorced?

Yeah, didn't we talk about that?

Yeah, yeah, you did.
I'm messing with you.

That is Celeste. You
met in San Diego.

And that's Gabriel. Yeah,
you talk about them a lot.

Okay, I'm sorry, you should
really talk about your issues

with your dad for a change.

I don't talk about
that very much at all.

It's only when he
does something awful.

- Which is...
- All the time.

- So it is all the time. Yeah.
- Mm. Hmm.

I-I do, I think it's nice

that you guys have, uh,

a good relationship.

Yeah, with Gabriel,
it's-it's easy.

You know, with Celeste,
it's a little harder.

- Mmm.
- But the pain makes it real.

You know? It's,
like, it reminds you

of the good things you did and
everything you failed to do.

And I mean, what am I gonna
do, cut her out of my life?

Well, you are nothing
like the colonel.

My dad would really rather
jump on a live grenade

than speak this
openly with someone.

Well, I don't know, maybe it's
because I just experienced

a mild electrical shock.

But you're not just someone.

I actually never talked about
this with anyone before.

It's...

- Boobs!
- Oh, thank God.

I touched boobs!

Consensual make-up straight
into under-the-sweater action.

- Why are you telling us this?
- Oh, I'm telling everyone.

- So you're going door-to-door?
- Yeah.

Oh, also, I fixed the wiring

with that YouTube
video you sent.

Papa D likes to do
his dirty business

under the lights.

Thank you.

Hey!

- Okay.
- You!

I touched boobs today.

What did you do?

So I believe your issues

all come from the same wounds.

Nina, Aisling, Luisa, you
do not talk about Patrick

because none of you experienced
closure after he disappeared.

Now, I want all you wonderful
ladies to say the thing

that you never
had the chance to.

And Patrick will listen from
a place of non-judgment.

The new me does not find this
stupid or resent it at all.

Okay. Patrick, you are the most
focused person in the world.

And to be the center of
that focus is intoxicating.

But once I had Maggie,
suddenly, I became invisible.

Do you know, do you
know how cruel that is?

- Thank you for saying your pie...
- No, I'm not done.

I'm just getting warmed up.
Actually, you know what?

Aisling, you jump
in, then Luisa,

and let's just round-robin this

- for like an hour so we...
- But that's not what...

- don't get too tired.
- She said.

Patrick, you absolute muppet.

You are selfish, and you
drank too much from me.

And I'm Irish.

You have the emotional
intelligence of a shoe.

To just be invisible to the
person you love the most.

You were not very good in bed,

and you had the
energy of a cadaver.

And I cannot believe
you have not given

the slightest bit of
attention to Owen.

- Who? Oh!
- Our grandchild.

Still don't love the name.

- Okay.
- All right.

Okay, listen, I get it.
I failed you guys, okay?

I knew it then,
and I know it now.

I just don't understand why you
wanna come on vacation with us.

Because, you know,
Maggie talks about it,

that you're like one
big happy family.

Believe it or not,
that's what I wanted

with each one of you. I...

That's what I thought
at the beginning

we were gonna have and you
all said the same thing,

which is that it was
great at the beginning.

If you think about
vacations, what's a vacation?

It's like a new
beginning every time.

Oh, so I'm sorry.

Your pitch is that you could be

less of a dick in
two-week chunks?

- There you go. Of course.
- Okay.

Two weeks, I could do it.

-Can you just give us
a moment -Yes, please.

So we can have a Quinn
family discussion?

- Okay.
- Thank you.

It takes strength to listen
to the pain you've caused.

The man these women married

would never have
been so unselfish.

- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you, honey.

We've decided.

We would like to invite you

to our trip next
year to Hilton Head.

Really? Thank you. I consider
that a genuine honor.

I, I can't wait to come.

You know, if I'm free.

Put me down as a standing maybe.

I was thinking it wouldn't kill
me to learn Dutch for Katja.

It's a very sweet thing
to do for your lover.

- Yeah.
- You know, the two of you

are quite the classic couple.
She's a beautiful lady.

You're just a grumpy old man.

Let's do the lesson before
I wanna strangle you.

Let's start with the basics.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- Hallo.
- Hello.

No. Hallo.

- Hallo.
- Listen to me.

- Hallo.
- I'm listening to you.

Are you listening to me? Hallo.

Yeah, that sounded much worse.

- Hallo.
- Hallo.

Listen, please.

Get out of my office.

It's going so well.