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Hi, I'm a 19 -year -old 5 '4 animated bunch of vertices, and I consent to the

following fiction.

Enjoy!

It's been better days, to say the least.

Behaves like it's got a mind of its own.

Wouldn't be surprised if I'll go out in this seat right here the next time.

What are you even talking about?

I bet you can charge through an army of biters and not notice a single bump.

Also, holy fuck, this thing's pure muscle.

I doubt that. And quit swearing. It's inappropriate.

Are you for real?

Look around.

We can kick the bucket next minute for all we know, and you're worried about

squares?

Really?

Really. Dave, those are people who deserve them.

You with any group?

No, I'm over that nonsense.

Why's that?

Because in a group, there's always someone who ruins everything for

Choose who you stick with more carefully.

Not everyone is a bunch of clueless walking sheep.

Yeah, sure. But unless the leader goes all, this ain't a democracy on people,

it's the same story.

Every damn time.

Don't worry. I didn't steal it from anyone.

Or work.

Just a couple of nice little gifts for a certain someone in there.

You know, someone who cares.

Alright, listen. Maybe you'll be interested in helping me out with

all that.

I'm not offering you a place to live or anything.

You'll refuse anyway.

Stay wherever you want, live however.

I don't care. Just do your part and deliver and then maybe...

you doing?

Sorry.

Damn, they feed anymore.

Hope you don't mind.

You know, they're...

I'm going to pretend this right here was an accident.

You're young and stupid, so I'm giving you a chance.

Oh, come on. Why the hell not?

You're all like, welcome to a complete pithole of life. Now get a job.

Dude, who cares?

Let's just have a bit of fun first and talk about this business of yours later.

No.

I'm getting my backpack filled with who knows what.

Against your gift bag filled with you -knows -what. And your hat. Because I'm

worth it.

Whoever comes first loses it all.

Only one rule.

No helping with hands.

Deal?

You're a big guy, aren't you?

Sucks for you.

Shit.

I can't. You can win this. I said shut it.

So you're gonna be like that, huh?

You like it rough, big guy?

Yeah, you do.

I can play along.

Yeah, dude.

Goodbye to your supplies.

How to cheat with your hands all tied up.

Now for a moment there I thought you were different, smarter than the rest of

'all cunts.

But you're just another whore trying to spin me around.

Now, now.

fucking way. Not this time. This time I'll teach you a fucking lesson.

that list.

Thank you.

Bitch!

Guess I win, huh?

Great.

See what you got yourself into with that filthy mouth of yours.

Do you ever think before you do, Jesus, this game, it's too hot in here?

You really thought this could end in any way but a damn mess?

I didn't ask you to rape me.

What? Rape?

Oh no, sweet pea, not even close.

You're a naive moron if you think that flies as rape in this brave new world.

You're still breathing, still talking, and if you've got some brains in your

skull left, you'll lower your gun, get out, and even get most of your shit

Maybe even some wives, hmm?

Otherwise, there'll be consequences you can't ever...

Drop it.

Now.

square.