All language subtitles for Claire the Sexologist

The woman that you see sat bored at the
table, that's me. My name is Claire, and

I'm 32 years old.

The people around me are my friends.

Well, I think they are.

And why am I not having fun? Well, it's
because of the conversation.

Do you like bringing homework with you
on an evening? No, me neither.

For 1 ,000 points.

Do you know what Kandaulism is?

You seem surprised.

Don't know what Kandaulism is? I'm
amazed.

Well, Kandaulism dates back to Julius
Caesar.

Oh, I forgot.

I'm a sexologist.

Well, he had a general, and his name was
General Kandaul.

When he returned from his campaign, this
general used to offer the legionnaires

to his wife. But it was in some
incredible orgies.

He was passive. He watched them having
sex in all kinds of positions.

And he got immense pleasure from it.
Wait a minute. Are you saying that they

already had swingers clubs in antiquity?

Exactly. With massive orgies. It was a
non -stop orgy.

Hey, honey.

I can't talk for long. You know what
Pierre's like.

How are you?

Hi. Yeah, I'm fine. Just tidying up a
bit.

And you?

Aren't you going out with your friends?

Not sure yet. I'll let you know.

Honey, you should go out.

Really. I know you love those evenings
at Pierre's house.

He always finds you a great new patient
for your practice.

Well, I think I'm going to head off to
bed now.

Okay? Good night. Speak to you later, my
love.

Okay. Kisses.

And so that is Kandalia.

Wait,

I think Claire is the best person to
talk to us about that thing as she's a

sexologist.

I agree with you. I'm bound by
professional secrecy. Oh, come on. Oh,

you're my friend. It's easy. Everyone
can hide behind professional secrecy.

Oh.

Don't talk to him.

No, please, come back.

Claire, don't go.

Claire, don't. What are you saying? That
I'm going to join you to complete the

gangbang? Sorry, but I don't sleep with
men. Is this why you sleep with women,

then? What do you mean by that?

A good fuck, sex, life, pleasure?

It's not just a joke. Oh, I've heard
enough now. Have a good fuck.

Well, you know what? Get lost.

And why don't you see a sexologist while
you're at it? A real one that has sex

in real life.

Miss Duris?

Miss Duris?

Mr. and Mrs. Hansel are here. Okay, send
them in.

Miss Duris will see you now.

Thanks.

Hello?

So tell me, what brings you here?

Well, it's simple.

It's always the same thing.

In fact, every time we're together, all
the time, whether it's at work or on a

night out,

In the street, when we go for a walk
together, she always thinks that I'm

looking at other girls.

Today I'm not listening to them. I hear
them.

All their relationship, the lack of
foreplay, jealousy.

And who do I have to listen to me?

Think about what I've said to you.

Goodbye.

Tell me, what brings you here?

Well, go ahead and ask him.

Well, I don't want to. The longer the
day goes on, the more angry I get.

Against Anna, against myself. I don't
even know anymore.

Okay, calm down now. Calm down and take
a seat.

You're having a laugh. I mean, look how
she's dressed there.

To pull men, that's how she's dressed.

She knows what she's doing.

Well,

I think I'm an infomaniac.

And that's that.

Okay, I thought that I recognized you
from somewhere.

Why? Do you watch porn?

We're talking about you.

I'm a nymphomaniac, she said to me. Did
she really know what that meant?

Yes. Well, I've been at my practice all
day with my patient.

Yes, Mom, don't worry.

Well, listen, if she's gone, she's gone.

Yes, but it's the same thing as you and
Dad, isn't it?

Yes, okay, okay. Okay, anyway, I'm going
to go now. Sending you lots of love,

and I'll see you soon, okay?

I love you, Mom.

Big kisses.

Adultery is no longer hidden.

Some sites offer you to hook up with
just a few clicks.

No seduction, no candlelit dinners.

Just a few messages to get straight to
the point.

For Kinsey, one of the most well -known
sexologists of the 20th century, a

nymphomaniac is a woman who has sex more
often than you.

Well, tonight, I'm the nymphomaniac.

Mick Mappy, you can go in.

Hello.

I... I think I have a double
personality.

like to exercise my power in my job.

I'm a lawyer.

But then in my sexual life, I like to be
really, really

submissive.

But this is something that I will never

say to like my everyday life people I'm
really

shameless of it I think I'm

crazy and so I

like all these things that I think are
really bad This

woman was trapped without realizing it
in a professional straitjacket.

Once she'd carried out her duty, she
needed to take it and submit.

It was this urge of guilt that pushed
her to become a sexual slave.

She was a sadist by day and a masochist
by night.

And that's how she kept herself
balanced.

I wanted to discover this world as well,
to become a sexual slave.

Good evening. Hi there.

How can I help you?

I've been told about this place.

And what have you been told?

All I need to know.

What are you wearing underneath?

I'd like to borrow the mask if that's
okay.

Enjoy. Thanks

Bye.

Whew.

It's not going well at all. So his
latest idea is for us to become

really, it didn't go well at all. He's
got the strangest ideas.

I tell you.

Hello. Hello. Hi there.

Because I have to think of everything.

And no, I've already got too much to
think about.

Oh, yeah?

And no, I'm not going to start strutting
about like that. That's all you do is

strut about.

You show off. You never stop.

You're always showing yourself off.
You're like a turkey in a hen house. A

turkey in a hen house? That's what you
think of me, is it?

You're unbelievable.

I'm fine as far as I'm concerned. Of
course you are.

No.

Here's your magazine.

Thanks. The next clients have cancelled
their appointment.

Ah, I'm not surprised.

Some women preferred to write me rather
than coming to the practice.

I think through shyness.

There was one who had started to write
to me a few weeks ago.

I found it hard to believe her stories
that seemed like they'd come straight

of an erotic novel.

She described herself as a 40 -something
woman and told me that she was a

saleswoman who spent a lot of time out
on the road.

At night, she would stop off at the
resting areas for the lorry drivers.

She would choose one at random, although
the registration plates would give her

an idea of the accent that she would
hear in their cab.

I became this woman for one night.

Hi there.

Can I get in?

Yeah, that'd be cool.

How can I help you?

Well, I've heard a lot about Lorry
Driver.

Yeah, what about them?

Have you had a long journey?

500 kilometers.

Are you tired?

Well, yeah.

I'm taking my break. I need a rest.

Can I help you relax?

Well, yes. What did you have in mind?

Well, get up and come here.

No, no, no.

Thank you.

Tell me, what brings you here, Jessie?

My life is a complete mess. A complete
mess?

Yes. Yesterday I went to Famous, you
know, the swingers club? No, I don't

it. Well, never mind.

I was being sold as a slave, and the
thing is, no one bought me. I think I

a big ass.

Do you want to see it?

No, no, no.

Do you think it's very important to be
bought in an auction like that?

Well, yes, of course.

I'm a porn actress. I'm really well
known, so I should be bought first

anyone else.

You know what, Jessie?

We'll go together to this club, the
famous.

Really? Yeah.

Both of us?

Both of us. Just the two of us? Uh -huh.

Hey! Hey, sweetie, how are you? Hey,
Jessie, good, and you?

Great. All good with you?

Yeah. Hi there. Hello.

So there's two of you tonight? That's
right. I've come with my sexologist.

No,

it's fine.

Right. Well, I'll sign you in.

Thanks. Are there many people? Well,
it's a bit quiet right now, but it will

fill up later.

Cool. Yep.

Great. Thanks.

Let me take your coat.

Thanks. There you go.

Thanks. Have a good time.

Thanks. Have fun in there.

She's very nice.

Don't you start.

I'll explain to you how this all works.

There are different categories.

You've got the voyeurs, the
exhibitionists, the swingers, the

But I'm sure you know all about that
already. I know a little bit, yeah. But

it's not the same thing as coming to the
show.

How are you?

Yeah, I'm good, and you?

It's been a long time. Have you got
here? I have to go. She's got an exam

tomorrow, and I have to make her do some
revision.

Okay. Oh, that's a shame. Well, I'll see
you soon, then. Yeah, see you soon.

Goodbye. Have fun. See you.

He's a teacher.

You know everyone here. Well, yes, I'm a
regular here.

Can I have sparkling water, please?

Yes, sir.

Oh, Jessie, how are you? Oh, how are
you?

You seem a bit stressed.

I can tell you I haven't stopped. Oh,
yeah?

Do

you

have to go?

Yeah, will you join me?

Yes, definitely.

Where is he going we were just talking
about it come I'll show you

I want you.

Come on. No, you're my world here.

You're not in your office.

So I'm the one in charge.

And I'm the one who touches you.

You're mine.

Get undressed.

Stay there Don't move Don't move

Thank you.

They're all gonna fuck you. Do you
understand?

They're gonna fuck you one by one.

What are you doing here?

It's for a consultation.

Okay, come in.