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Hey, Dad.

I found your Tinder account.

Um, you did?

Yeah. I mean, just because my mom's out of town all week doesn't mean you can

just fuck around.

Uh, what are you doing on Tinder?

I mean, I've never had a boyfriend.

What are you doing on Tinder?

I didn't expect you to see it.

Yeah, I bet. I mean, who knows what could happen? You're out there trying to

hook up with random girls.

I mean, we've been learning about, you know, the reproductive system in school.

Like, if you get some random girl pregnant or get some disease, why would

that?

You're right.

Don't tell your mom, please.

Why would you even be looking at other girls?

Well, it wasn't really my intention. I was just bored.

It's been a while. I haven't had much attention in that area.

Don't tell her.

Well, I mean, maybe we could figure

something out.

And maybe I won't tell her.

What do you want? I already gave you $400 last weekend to go to Target.

It's not funny.

You drained me of all my funds.

Yeah. I deserve it. I see you messing around.

I see you at the fest.

I mean, if you want me to stay quiet about this, I think you owe me.

I mean, you're out there sleeping with random girls trying to find some hookup.

Like, who knows what could happen?

When you have options right here.

I mean, now I've just been talking about all this stuff in school, and I

don't know, I just want to learn some more.

Maybe we could do something, expand my

sexual education.

I think it's only fair.

I can't do that.

I mean, otherwise I just might, you know, forget and build your little

mom. You can't tell your mom. There's no way she would stay with me.

Well, then, I think we need to do

some experimenting then.

Oh my god,

what kind of position are you putting me in?

You have no choice.

I have all the leverage.

Well, tell me what you want to do.

Well, I think we should go up to my room.

Come on.

I'll go up there, but I'm only talking with you about this.

Oh, you're gonna do much more than that.

I didn't know everyone could see it.

It was just for people my age I

really

don't think we can do anything here. I just

So pissed.

I don't know what you think.

Just don't tell her.

Well, we'll see.

Just need to

learn a little more. Just think of it as a teaching experience.

Daddy.

Gotta learn somehow.

Shouldn't it be with you?

I guess there is a safe way to learn things.

You're gonna love it, daddy.

I can already see you're excited.

It's gonna be a big baby about it. We can probably use a condom.

Oh.

You didn't know how to use one of those?

The way to learn is by trying, right?

Oh, God.

What is going on? I'll make sure.

Nice and hard first.

You not feel

good, Daddy?

How'd that?

I haven't had anything like that in so long.

How'd you learn to do that?

What have you been watching on that iPad at night?

Way back.

At least we're staying safe, I guess.

For now.

See ya.

I can do this again.

Oh my gosh.

You better be on birth control, are you?

No way.

Didn't mean anything.

Oh my god.

It's fine.

Just start your own little family.

Maybe we can just call your mom and tell her to stay in Miami.