All language subtitles for 1000 Sisters S08E02 HDTV X264 NGP - Lulustream.mp4

Ladies first.

Chicken.

Oh, man.

Previously on 1 ,000 Pound Sisters.

Let's just say our bridesmaids are going
to be ghosts.

Wow, okay. We're hoping my siblings will
join, but they told me they did not

want to have nothing to do with it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Who wouldn't want their family to be
there on a special occasion like that?

Hopefully they will.

Dad did not know about Tammy and Amy
fighting.

He invited both of them to your birthday
party.

Oh, that's just fantastic.

It's been right at two months since
Tammy and Amy had their big blow -up,

they really haven't talked or seen each
other since.

I know nobody was really interested in
coming to Waverly Hills, so we are

looking for a new venue.

Well, no offense, I wouldn't have went.

Yeah, man.

Don't make a joke.

It's not a joke.

Like, I don't even want to be a part of
it with how they treat me.

So we're both going to go in there.

We're going to find out what her problem
is and be nice.

Even if it kills us.

That might be the truth.

Today, me and Misty are going over there
to Amy's to figure out what the hell's

going on with her.

First, Tammy and Amy can't get past
their boy.

And then she shags ass at a Misty's
birthday party.

I think she's got a lot of stuff bottled
up.

But at the end of the day, enough's
enough.

I don't understand exactly where Amy's
coming from. I don't know if it's

we're not jumping for joy for the
wedding.

Or what?

I mean... But this is her second
marriage. It's not like she's getting

for the first time.

She don't look at it that way.

So in other words, I should keep that
statement to myself.

Right there.

Can I have a kiss?

Nancy and Chris wanted to come over
today.

I'm sure they're coming over to bitch at
me because I left Misty's party early.

To be honest with you, I'm so over
getting lectured to. I'm not a baby no

I'm just going to sit here and work on
my grass because it keeps me calm.

And it'll help me think before I speak.

A few days ago, I got the call. I'm
officially hired as a volunteer.

I'm so excited. I get to go to the
animal shelter and volunteer.

I'm really nervous because it's my first
real job.

But I'm also really happy.

I'm a Dalton.

That's what it is.

Hey, welcome.

Here for Elena?

Yes, please.

Okay, we'll get her. Thank you.

Working with animals, it's exciting.

And I think something like this could
help Amy in many ways.

But Amy and I still aren't talking, so
she isn't willing to experience this

me. But I know she loves animals.

Well, rather than camels.

Hi, Tammy. How are you? Good.

You are now part of our shelter squad.

Thank you.

So we're going to start today with your
very first training, and I'll give you

your t -shirt. What size do you think
you want? A large.

Okay. It looks like that one.

See how that looks for you.

Hi, guys. What in the family y 'all
have?

Volunteer crib.

Mom's like, they belong with you. They
need content.

Okay, I'm good.

What we're going to do is we're going to
do our cat litter boxes first. And you

can pick your own scoop over here.

Everybody has their own preference of
which kind they like.

This helps us know if they're healthy or
not.

Sometimes we take pictures.

The amount of poop pictures that I have
on my phone is kind of crazy.

Dang, I don't even want to look at cat
poop.

I couldn't imagine having them on my
phone.

What's your job? Oh, I look at cat poop.

These are our dog yards where the dogs
get a chance to play.

There's Mackenzie out here with Miles,
so I'll leave you with her.

All right, come on.

Whoa, hi.

I'm not scared of dogs.

But the only thing I am afraid of is
them pulling me because I still don't

complete strength in my arms and legs.

Do you want to maybe try to walk him and
see how it feels?

I'm a big boy.

He's pretty strong.

Dogs got strength, man.

Can we have like a little puppy maybe?

We could definitely start a little
smaller if that's what you're thinking,

I'd be one of them stupid people to be
on the ground and Doug just let me go.

I'll just let my back just pull on me.

I need some muscles.

I need some muscles.

I'm pop -popping no sailor. The heck?

little bit smaller of a dog to start
out.

This is Jojo.

Hi, Jojo.

You want to try him out for size and see
if that works out better?

That's a good boy.

Oh, he pooped.

Oh, he pooped.

It's a dirty job.

I know.

Here we go. First one's on me. Next
one's on you.

Okay. Got you.

When JoJo used the bathroom, I felt bad
because I didn't really know what to do.

They didn't show me where all the stuff
was.

Otherwise, I would have done it.

I don't know. I had a little panic a
little.

Good boy.

Good boy.

I'm proud of myself.

I am.

It's time for me to start getting more
independent.

When I was bigger, family would come,
they'd eat with me, chill, and leave.

But I was still stuck there.

I felt like an animal in the zoo, like a
gorilla closed in, trapped.

Now, I want to experience things.

But it's hard because mentally,
sometimes it still feels like

looking in the mirror, I see that 700
-pound person.

Ain't no time like the present.

Don't kill each other.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, hey.

What's up? What's going on, girl?

I'm just doing some art.

That stuff stinks.

First time you're probably coming over
today to bitch at me like they always

That's the only time they come over.

It's when they got a problem with how
I'm acting.

What do y 'all like to do?

Well, we come in to talk to you, see
what's going on, because you've been

of soft -hearted here lately.

A lot.

You left in a hurry on my party, and I
personally didn't understand why.

Well, but first off, it's like I wasn't
ready to talk about it.

Because, for one, I wasn't ready for the
opinions.

I was trying to find my own location. I
was trying to get that scared away,

like, location -wise, because I knew y
'all were going to question me about it.

I just got tired of people, like,
bullying me and stuff.

And I knew y 'all were going to question
me.

All you had to say is to be determined.
And as far as us bullying you, we've

been joking and cutting up for 45 years
the same damn way.

But I get bullied constantly.

or about how I dress or if I move a
certain way, if I talk a certain way, I

yelled at.

Ain't nobody screaming, ain't nobody
yelling. We don't need the tears.

The more Amy gets worked up with the
waterworks and the tears, the less she

starts thinking rationally. So sometimes
you just got to take a little bit of a

softer approach.

In the end, me and Misty's here for you.

You know, we're firm believers in tough
love, so when we pop off something, we

don't have no filter, you know that.

But regardless, with all the bulls**t
going on between you and Tammy, we

need to kind of get it smoothed over.

Families are supposed to pull together.

I get the reason to want me and Tammy to
reconcile, but how many more times can

I reconcile with...

How many more chances do I got to give
her?

I'm not going to sit here and have you
feed me this bologna when I don't like

bologna.

Like I purposely go out of my way not to
upset her.

I don't talk until she talks to me
first.

I try not to move.

I try not to wear something that you can
make fun of me for. Like, I try to go

out my way.

And she does it anyway.

Tammy actively tries to sabotage me.

She's always nitpicking about how I
dress or how I act or how I talk.

It's like, bitch, when did you become my
boss?

I understand where you're coming from.

But ultimately...

That goes both ways, Amy, because you
ain't been perfect either. Well, she has

asked me to stop, Chris. I have.

As long as you're practicing what you're
preaching, then that's all that

matters. But I am trying to move on and
learn from my mistakes.

I'm getting my s*** together.

I'm becoming an adult for once.

My family still sees me as a kid
sometimes.

But I'm trying to get my life together.

Yes, I mean, I was arrested.

But I am trying to get out of that.

You know, I'm trying to do everything in
my power to become an adult.

Look how clean my feet are.

For the first time since 2019.

Regardless,

what can we do from this point forward
to get all the bulls moved over?

Would you be open to bring everybody
together?

Me, Misty, you.

And Tammy.

And Tammy.

And squash all the bulls.

Tammy and Amy are still not speaking.

It is the longest rip that they've went
without just letting them die under the

bridge.

If they don't get past it, it's not
going to affect just Tammy and Amy.

affect everybody in the family.

Today I have come to see my mother.

I got her to do a little rebuild because
she hasn't seen me in person since my

surgery.

Hello, Brittany.

Hello. Welcome in.

Today I'm taking Brittany to see Dr.
Smith.

Just have a seat and Dr. Smith will be
right with you.

I'm hoping today will be her final
approval day.

Let's try to figure out what we need to
do, especially you and Tammy, you know,

to get everything smoothed out.

Maybe trampoline park or maybe laser tag
or bitch that wants

to do paintball.

What about, what is that, that safe room
thing you have to work together to get

out of? Yeah, what about all of that?
Escape room,

yeah.

The bickering and the fighting and
arguing, it is more of the norm now than

ever has been in my life.

So I just want to try to get everybody
working together and be in the same room

without killing each other.

I'm willing to do that.

We just need to make sure that it does
not end up in a fight.

Like I said, I'm going to give Tammy
another shot, but I don't have to keep

putting myself in the line of fire like
that.

I can't be around people who are going
to just put me down and hurt me.

I need to be picked up.

Today I'm taking Brittany to see Dr.
Smith.

It's been two months since Brittany's
last appointment, and I'm hoping today

will be her final approval day.

Hello, Brittany. Hello.

Welcome in.

I need weight loss surgery because I
have type 2 diabetes, and it's not

any better.

Watching the results that Chris got from
his surgery, not having to be on

diabetic medicine anymore, has made me
want.

to be on the same journey.

I really like his results.

He's much cuter.

But he's always been cute to me.

So I was ugly fat, y 'all.

No, that's not what I'm saying.

I might have to walk home.

How are you feeling about today?

Anxious.

Today I'm hoping to hear that my A1C is
down under 10, which is my blood sugar.

Just have a seat and Dr. Smith will be
right with you.

All right. Thank you.

The biggest challenge I've had was
giving up my sodas because I really like

soda.

What's up, guys?

How you doing, Doc? How are you? I'm
good. I like your hat, Grandpa.

I know, Amanda.

How's that possible?

Tell you what, you didn't know you
needed that kind of stuff in your life

they come along.

Yeah, and you probably chase them a lot
easier now too, don't you? Yeah, I can

keep up with them. That's for sure.
Well, most days.

So how are you doing?

Nervous.

So do you remember what your highest A1C
was?

I think it was 10 .4.

You know, I wanted you to get it under
10.

So do you have any idea what your A1C is
right now?

No, I've just been hoping I got it under
the pan.

9 .7, which is a huge progress compared
to where you were before.

That's what I'm talking about.

So how in the world could I deny you the
opportunity to have surgery?

I'm proud of you. It took me two years
to do that.

She's not as hard -headed as you. That's
true, but that's not the point.

So what are you doing different?

Well, I stopped drinking the soda.

I just went. You just stopped cold
turkey?

Mm -hmm. How'd you do with getting rid
of caffeine like that?

Eh, it was a little. I'm not dying.

She suffered.

When I gave sodas up, according to my
husband, I was very irritable.

Very mildly. Hard to live with.

That's my foot you keep stepping on.

Well, get out of the way.

All right, so really we'll get with the
staff here and we'll work on getting you

a surgery date scheduled.

Sounds like a plan. Okay.

Dr. Smith said he would get back to us
with a surgery date soon.

It could be a couple days or it could be
a month.

So it's all nerves until then.

Today I have come to see my mother.

I'm going to do a little ordeal because
she hasn't seen me in person since my

surgery.

My God, Tammy, you've lost the weight.

Looking so good.

We're going to have to stop calling you
Tubby and call you Skinny Minnie.

When Tammy got out of the car, I almost
did not believe who she was.

I don't think I can remember you ever
being that little.

I'm like 180 now.

I'm in 85, 12.

I am ecstatic about how much weight
she's lost and how great she looks.

I haven't seen Tammy's jaw since she's
probably like in sixth or seventh grade.

That was Misty's birthday party.

Everything was going well until somebody
brought up Amy's wedding.

Amy, like, had a meltdown.

You mean she had a temporal tampon.
Yeah.

I think Amy needs to grow up and learn
that she ain't the center of attention.

But I've noticed since Tammy's lost the
weight, she's got a little mouthier,

too.

Chris had this idea to take Amy and
myself and Misty and go to an

escape room.

Escape room? Mm -hmm. What's that?

Basically, we get locked in a room.

all four of us, and figure out clues to
get out to get the door unlocked.

Well, what's holding you up?

I just don't know if I want to get
locked in a room with all four of them.

What are you going to do? Find a damn
window. There is no window.

Find you a hole and dig out.

You ain't locking me in no rooms, but
maybe if we got them all locked in a

they can quit cussing each other out and
work out their differences, I think

it'd be great.

I did tell you what happened in
Pittsburgh, right?

About Amy leaving in the middle of the
thing.

I know she told me that she was taking
too much teasing from Chris and Amanda.

And then she sends up a group chat, a
picture.

Glenn, in a diaper, looks like you ain't
Amy.

How's that not making fun of me?

But you're still family.

You need to be there for one another.

Chris hopes that walking me and Amy in a
room together is going to help us work

things out. But if we're cooped up near
each other, then we're going to fight.

We're going to.

It's a given.

Look what the damn dogs drug up.

There's been multiple times over the
years that they've tried to iron

out and become worse.

Because they ended up fighting even
harder.

I got your fan ready.

That's the most important thing.

Don't forget that.

Tomorrow is Brittany's big surgery date.
So we're packing up today and heading

out.

Okay, Sue.

Yay. Looks like you're...

All packed and ready to go.

Yeah. You nervous?

Yeah.

Everything's going to be all right.

How's the liquid dye going?

It's going.

But it needs to go right on out the
door.

We've all been through it.

That's the sacrifice you pay for no
longer being the fat sister.

So you call me fat? No.

No. No.

All I'm saying is I repeated what you
stated before.

Exactly. I know.

I'm on the verge of having to take
insulin, so I want to do

this for my health so I won't have
diabetes anymore.

But this is my first major surgery, so
I'm really nervous.

You got this!

How are you feeling about today?

I'm nervous.

Come on.

Why did you come back here?

Because. You want an eye surgery?

Yeah. Today I have my grandson, Iris.

He sees my shadow.

What is that for?

That's where we're going to be waiting.

One of the main reasons for the surgery
is so I can keep up with him and his

sister. There you go.

Good morning.

Right this way.

And ultimately, I hope it helps me be
able to have children.

Do it again. You've got to listen to it
for a minute.

Good morning. Are you my
anesthesiologist today?

Yeah. What do you hear?

How are you?

Nervous. Nervous?

That's normal.

You're prepared.

You've done so much work on this with
your diet, with changes that you've

Now, you know, there's risks of
everything, but we know that the

surgery far outweigh the risks.

Are there any questions that you have,
anything else that you want to go over

with me beforehand?

None that I can think of, no.

All right. I'll see you in a little bit,
okay? Okay. All right.

Well, I love you.

And I'll see you when you're on the
other side.

Love you.

All right, baby. I'll see you in a
little while.

I love you. Love you, too.

Come on, Turkey Drop.

The stress set in for me when they took
her back to the OR.

Anytime your better half is being put to
sleep, you're always worried.

You're always worried that they're not
going to wake back up.

We'll start the timer if you're ready.

Let's roll.

Good luck, guys.

I hope this day will go good and Tammy
can keep her on her side of the room and

I'll stay on my side of the room.

This surgery feels like it's taken an
eternity.

I've been to every one of my siblings'
surgeries, but Amanda's original one and

Amy's.

The rest of everybody else's, I've been
there, so I've been to five.

But it don't ever get any easier.

No news is good news, but it sucks until
you get it.

Hello.

Well, we're all done.

Everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, she did great.

She did really well.

No problems at all.

That's what I'm talking about.

There ain't nothing better in this world
than when Dr. Smith comes out and tells

me that Brittany did fine.

I sense a relief. It's just there.

That's my old lady.

I don't know what I would do without
Brittany.

Come in.

Good morning.

Morning. How you doing?

I'm kind of hurting.

Are you?

Your labs look great.

Everything looks great. Blood count's
great.

Any questions about your diet?

Yeah, how long do I have to be on
liquid?

So we're going to advance your diet
about a week at a time.

You're going to have a very thin liquid,
and then eventually we're going to

advance to more consistency to your
diet.

I'm not too excited about having to be
on liquid the next week or so,

but I got to do what I got to do.

All right. See you guys. Bye, buddy.
Bye.

Babe, you ready to get out of here?

Yeah.

Now that we both have had the weight
loss surgery, we're going to grab life

the balls and live it to the fullest.

But I don't know that I'll survive her
being on a damn liquid diet.

You start hitting that seven day, you're
ready to eat a whole cow and can't

touch it.

Angry is for real.

And she be getting there.

I'm sure you don't realize.

Oh, Lord have mercy. No, I'll make a
mess anyway. Lord have mercy.

Can't take me nowhere.

Oh, Lord.

I

just

want to have some fun. Everybody have
fun.

Yeah.

Bruce brought me to an escape room
today.

And in a few minutes, Misty will be
arriving with Amy.

Chris thinks this would be a good idea
for us to try to work together and maybe

hatch something out. I don't know.

But I'm apprehensive.

Look what the damn dogs drug up.

It's about time.

I hope it works out. But at the same
token, there's been multiple times over

years that they've tried to iron
something out and it's become worse

they ended up fighting even harder.

Hey, guys. Why don't we go to the escape
room?

Hi, Puppers. This is Poodle Bob. He's
our mascot poodle.

Hi, baby.

All right. Come on in, y 'all.

Have you guys ever done an escape room
before?

No. You picked a fun room. Yeah.

I like the fact that they wanted to go
to an escape room.

That's something I've always wanted to
do, regardless of who's there.

Tammy or not.

Hi, guys. Welcome to the doll room.

So, unfortunately, there is an evil
clown on the loose in the building

somewhere.

And he has imprisoned poor little
Annabelle in this giant white box right

So your goal is to free her from this
box within the hour.

You need to find her four favorite toys.

A carousel, a music box, a doll, and a
tank.

And after you find all four, she'll pop
out of the box, meaning you won the

game. All right. I'm going to start your
timer if you're ready.

Let's roll.

Good luck, guys.

You know what it means by tank?

I hope this day will go good and Tammy
can keep her on her side of the room and

I'll stay on my side of the room.

And we don't have to meet in the middle.

Look everywhere. There's not a puzzle.

There's like, can be color sequence,
patterns, everything.

I ain't never went to an escape room,
but I watched a lot on YouTube.

We got one hour. We got to rescue this
little bitch from this clown.

And I ain't about to get my ass stuffed
in this room.

Okay,

we're going to find keys. We're going to
have keys for that.

That don't open, Amy. Oh, sorry.

I feel like Amy's being a little
standoffish. Like walking on eggshells,

of.

Don't want to set me off, and I don't
want to set her off, so I'm walking on

eggshells, too.

Hey. I found a tank.

That's one of them that we got to be up
here. Tank, a doll,

uh, something.

Music box.

We got to find four toys. And if it
takes us 20 minutes to find the first

we got to pick up the pace.

Look, there's letters and then there's
music notes. I think you have to hit the

right key.

Yeah.

Tammy and Amy stayed separate for a
while.

Yeah, until they found a clue.

C -F -D -G -E.

Oh, it opened.

To see them two working together and not
fighting is wonderful.

Stay now.

Stay in there. Stay your ass in the
closet. My bones are not ready to come

you, okay?

All right, nine, five, four, one. Yep.

That'll do it.

As soon as I opened the

closet, that dude came out at me. I
almost hit him with the damn lock in my

head. He better be glad I didn't.

What is this?

Music box.

Yeah, and it's square, so we just need
the carousel. I think it's in that

Hey, look.

Oh, hell.

You had me put him in the wrong spot. I
didn't have you do it.

Yes, yes, got it, yes.

Hey, we actually won. Yeah.

You found all four of my toys.

I can finally be free from this box.

Watch out, she's going to pop out.

Oh, that's cool.

Yes.

We won.

We did that before the evil clown took
us.

The bitch came at me like that, and I
was like, not tonight, Satan.

Congratulations, guys.

Hey, man.

I'm just glad they survived without
fighting.

All of us. Yeah.

It's nice to have something fun to do
other than dealing with drama and bull.

I miss hanging out and bonding and
getting along, man. I'm tired of

I'm just ready to move on.

Yeah.

Let's go.

Get some cheeseburgers.

He's fat. He wants something to eat.

I'm always ready for a cheeseburger.

Is there anything else you want to say
to each other?

No.

In our family, we don't communicate. We
just move on.

Sometimes the stuff is best left unsaid.

What about you, Tammy?

Do you agree?

Yeah.

Like, I'm just trying to surround myself
with positive light, and I hope.

I get that in return.

Well, you know Tammy's going to be
pissed, but this ain't about Tammy.

Where's the flower shop at?

That escape room was a blast, but just
because me and Tammy call a truce, vote

me in, everything is fine.

You can't lock somebody in a room and
expect all their problems to be fixed in

one step.

But in the meantime, I need to focus on
wedding planning. So today, my best

friend Lili and me are about to go mess
with some flowers.

Me and Lili's been close for the last
couple months because lately I've been

going through a lot with the siblings.

It's nice to have somebody on my side
for once, and that's my girl, Lily.

Looks like they got a lot of stuff in
here.

I like the little cactus. I really like
that.

You want that in the bouquet?

That's what you want?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm thinking about, like, having
that, like... Dangling off the... Yeah,

the bottom, like... Yeah.

Okay.

Good.

Your style's a little different than
mine, but I don't know. You could do

something crazy with it.

Put some crystals in her, like, twine in
it.

Might be cool. That might be.

I don't know.

My name's Lili.

I am Amy's bestie.

I was there when she met Brian.

I have kept an eye on her and the whole
situation.

I'm cool with Brian.

He ain't everybody's cup of tea.

He's a little different, like, you know
what I mean?

But that's her love.

I mean, I was just in it. I was asking
all the questions, and I'm just like,

going to make sure he ain't playing with
my girl because, I don't know, I was

like, I didn't want to throw no hands
when it was real late.

How are you doing?

Good. How are you? Doing good. Anything
we can help you with?

We're trying to make a bridal bouquet.

Yeah, definitely.

Kind of like cottagecore, the gothic
cottagecore.

Victorian style.

Okay. Yeah.

What I want for the wedding flowers is
something Victorian, something kind of

like the character of Miss Havisham from
Great Expectations by Thomas Dickens. I

think that's who.

In the book, she got left out to alter
and she was so devastated.

She kept the food the way it was like
there was still wedding cake. She didn't

even take her dress off for like 50
years. Like she was still in her wedding

dress the day she died.

No, I'm just saying I want that
aesthetic at my wedding. Like, instead

flowers, I want dead flowers.

That's all it is, is an elegant wedding,
but aged.

It ain't that un -normal.

You know how they got the bouquet right
here? And then this will, like, drape

down? Yeah, like a cascading bouquet. I
think that's a really, really fun idea.

Right.

When you say Victorian, I think of Queen
Victoria times with the...

Long -dress it? I don't know.

I really don't know. I've got to see it
to see what her definition of it is,

honestly.

This is Maddie.

She helps pick out some really nice
dried flowers for you. That looks like

a spider's butt.

The moth.

That is going to be so pretty.

That's like the most unique Cascade
bouquet we've ever done. I love it.

That's perfect.

Don't shake it.

Let's get this trimmed up and tied for
you. So it's good to go. Thank you so

much.

It's kind of bittersweet knowing that
this is going to be my bouquet. Like,

overwhelming, like, in a good way, like
a good overwhelming, like, wow.

This is it.

Thank you for being here with me.

I'm happy to be here with you, for real.
I really appreciate you inviting me.

This is a really special thing to do
with a friend.

I mean, none of the other family wanted
to come help.

You know how my family is.

That's stressful.

I mean, if you need some help, I got
you.

It really means a lot to me.

Lately, it's important.

It means so much to me right now.

So I have a very important question to
ask Lily.

What you making?

You know me, I ain't really a big deal.
I'm sharing my feelings.

But you're my ride or die.

So, Lily, will you be my maid of honor?

I will.

Our earrings got caught together.

You know I will. I'll do anything for
you. I love you.

I am honored.

You know, most of the time, somebody's
wanting somebody really close to them.

Her sister or, you know, auntie or
something, you know, but she asked me,

feel honored.

I'm going to be here for you every step,
everything, anything you want.

You got me, okay?

I do know the whole family.

You know, there's a lot of things going
on right now. I understand it's a

sensitive subject for her, so that's
made of honor. I'm just going to try to

help them keep the peace. That's it, and
that's all.

We got this all wrapped up for you. Oh,
thank you so much. That is so pretty.

Lily don't always agree with my visions
or stuff like that, but she don't have

to because she actually lets me talk and
express myself.

Is it everything you imagined?

It's better, actually.

I'm glad you love it.

I mean, I'm sure Tammy's going to be
pissed not being my maid of honor, but I

don't give a...

Yeah, we had one good outing, whoop -de
-whoop.

At the end of the day, this is my
wedding.

Why does it got to be Tammy, Tammy,
Tammy?

This ain't about Tammy.

Next time on 1 ,000 Pound Sisters.

Back when I had my skin removal surgery,
my sisters gave me a bell to ring when

I needed Brittany's help.

Now, I get to lick the spoon that I
stirred the pot with.

You're about to get that cowbell shoved
up your ass.

I want a first dance with my husband.

But I'm not Mick Jagger. I'm Mick Noger.

Any updates on this wedding?

Yeah, we've actually got some big news.

Lily's going to be my maid of honor.

And then my siblings are going to stand
beside us.

We just assumed that Sammy be the maid
of honor.

Them two have always been two peas in a
pod.