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(BIRDS TWITTER, FOLIAGE RUSTLES)
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(RIDER RINGS BELL) Oh!
Oh!
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(YELLS) That's not why
they call it 'fast food', fangster!
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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(CAR HORN BEEPS)
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(CAR HORN BEEPS)
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Mum, it's me!
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Where's Arthur?
Why aren't you answering my calls?
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Where's Arthur?
Because you're stalking me.
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Because you're stalking me.
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We have important things to discuss.
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Get in the car, Mum.
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I am on my way to the library.
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This isn't the way to the library.
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I know that.
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I'm going the long way round.
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You could have at least lured me
with a bit of licorice.
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(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(SIGHS)
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(CAR DOORS SHUT)
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There you are!
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I just found Mum on the street.
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OK.
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OK? Just OK?
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Well, she's big enough to make
OK? Just OK?
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Well, she's big enough to make
her own decisions, apparently.
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Well, she's big enough to make
Robbie, can you tell your brother
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Robbie, can you tell your brother
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that no amount of cologne
can cover his reek of desperation?
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What on earth
is going on with you two?
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What on earth
Arthur, can you tell your sister
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Arthur, can you tell your sister
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there is nothing
going on between us two?
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there is nothing
Robbie, can you tell your mother
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Robbie, can you tell your mother
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that she's mixed up
who she's not talking to.
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OK, enough.
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Can someone please explain why
you're both acting like children?
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Can someone please explain why
Mm.
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Mm.
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I found condoms
in your brother's room.
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I found condoms
Oh...
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Oh...
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This is not about condoms, Mum.
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First he kept it secret that girl
bought your father's restaurant,
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now he's backing up his disloyalty
with a bang.
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I am reviewing Maya's restaurant
as a favour.
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That doesn't require condoms,
Arthur.
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Oh, it will
when he finishes his review.
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Oh, he'll use words
like 'tantalising'
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Oh, he'll use words
to get her all fired up -
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to get her all fired up -
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that's when he'll need the condoms.
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And I bet they do it
on your father's bar,
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And I bet they do it
the one he made with his bare hands.
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the one he made with his bare hands.
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Do not leave any of your yearnings
the one he made with his bare hands.
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Do not leave any of your yearnings
on his woodwork.
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Do not leave any of your yearnings
Oh, that's not what this is about.
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Oh, that's not what this is about.
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Robbie,
there is a completely separate issue
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that we need to address
with our mother.
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that we need to address
Yes.
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Yes.
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Mum, you were meant to sign over
Yes.
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Mum, you were meant to sign over
Power of Attorney to us,
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and instead
you made a new crazy will.
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and instead
It's not about that!
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It's not about that!
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Then what is it?
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Do you want to tell her?
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Tell her what?
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Mum wants us to kill her.
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I wish you hadn't
told me about this, Arthur,
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I wish you hadn't
it could kill my career.
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it could kill my career.
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It could kill our MOTHER, Robbie.
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How long have you had these pills,
Mum?
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Oh, well, you saw what happened
to your Ma and Pa at the end.
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Pa started playing
with Arthur's toy robot
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before losing his marbles completely,
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so, I got them then.
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Well, certainly explains
why they're past their use-by date.
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Oh, we didn't have expiry dates
back in my day, Arthur,
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Oh, we didn't have expiry dates
and everything still worked fine.
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and everything still worked fine.
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Where did you get them?
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Your father.
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Oh, good. Our dead Dad's trying
Your father.
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Oh, good. Our dead Dad's trying
to kill our mum. That's great.
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Oh, good. Our dead Dad's trying
We had an agreement -
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We had an agreement -
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if either one of us was ever too far
gone, we'd help the other out.
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if either one of us was ever too far
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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That cheeky bugger bailed
on his side of the arrangement.
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Well, I can't have
anything to do with this.
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Arthur, this is in your hands now.
You do what you need to do.
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Arthur, this is in your hands now.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Let's let the medical professional
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Let's let the medical professional
step away from this debacle
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and allow the glorified blogger
to handle it.
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and allow the glorified blogger
That makes sense.
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That makes sense.
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Well, I don't need either of you.
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They're my pills
and I shall do with them as I want.
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They're my pills
Except...
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Except...
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..we're getting a bit concerned
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about some of the decisions
..we're getting a bit concerned
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about some of the decisions
you're making, Mum.
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about some of the decisions
Like bequeathing your whole estate
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Like bequeathing your whole estate
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to the Cactus and Succulent
Appreciation Society.
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I've never even seen a cactus
in our garden.
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Because I've only just started
appreciating them.
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BOTH: Mum!
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We need to do a test.
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What for?
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I always use protection.
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You know what for, Mum.
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Yes.
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The D-word.
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The new fad.
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Everyone's doing it.
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Here's the thing, Mum -
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if you can't pass
a cognitive assessment,
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then you can't keep these pills.
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Bring it on.
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(EXHALES HEAVILY)
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Oh!
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These arguments
have given me a headache, I tell you.
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No, Mum! Mum! No!
Stop!
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No, Mum! Mum! No!
(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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You should see your faces.
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Honestly, when did this family
You should see your faces.
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Honestly, when did this family
stop being able to take a joke?
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Get rid of them, Arthur.
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I'm so exciting you're doing a food
review before we've even opened.
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I'm so exciting you're doing a food
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Oh, yeah, I mean,
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Oh, yeah, I mean,
I'm excited to be given the chance.
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Yeah, I'm excited
you wanted to do it.
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Yeah, I'm excited
Well, we're both excited.
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Well, we're both excited.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
Sounds like it.
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Um... This is our special salad.
It's my grandmother's recipe.
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Um... This is our special salad.
It's bananas.
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It's bananas.
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Banana salad?
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Oh, no, no. The salad's chicken.
Banana salad?
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Oh, no, no. The salad's chicken.
The taste is bananas.
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Oh, no, no. The salad's chicken.
You know, in the true
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You know, in the true
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Gwen-Stefani-Asian-appropriation-era
sense of the word.
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I got ya.
My ex was a big fan of that song.
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Oh, my God.
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This is...
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..tantalising.
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Oh!
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Thank you.
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Seriously, wow.
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I feel a little bit bad, actually,
Seriously, wow.
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I feel a little bit bad, actually,
because...
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..I don't have a blue tick yet,
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so, I'm going to hold off
posting the review on my socials
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until I get verified.
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It's just
a reach and engagement thing.
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But, I did want to say,
in the meantime,
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I am going to be doing
a little radio slot soon,
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so, I'm going to give you
a shout-out on that.
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Oh.
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Community radio slot.
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Hey, the fact you're willing
to have 12 courses
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Hey, the fact you're willing
before you've even had a coffee
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before you've even had a coffee
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is sweet enough for me.
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Um...
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Hey, so, uh...what are you doing
with the decor?
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Hey, so, uh...what are you doing
Oh, I mean, this is pretty much it.
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Oh, I mean, this is pretty much it.
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I did have to talk Dad down from,
Oh, I mean, this is pretty much it.
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I did have to talk Dad down from,
you know, owl eyes and conical hats
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I did have to talk Dad down from,
and plastic furniture.
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and plastic furniture.
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So, we're just
going to keep it modern.
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Mm! Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, uh...how about I take that
old bar off your hands, you know?
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It doesn't really fit
with anything else, you know.
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Just, so, you don't have to junk it.
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Oh, God, no way!
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Arthur, it's the centrepiece.
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(QUIETLY) Damn it.
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We renovated it.
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And we're going to call it
Leo's Bar
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And we're going to call it
in tribute to your dad.
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in tribute to your dad.
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You know we actually found his name
in tribute to your dad.
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You know we actually found his name
carved underneath?
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You know we actually found his name
Um... With the letters W-B-B,
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Um... With the letters W-B-B,
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which I'm assuming
stands for 'We'll be back'.
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which I'm assuming
'Westside Bad Boye'.
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'Westside Bad Boye'.
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W-B-B.
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What?
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It was my tag in Year 9 -
'Westside Bad Boye'. Pwah!
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It was my tag in Year 9 -
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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THAT'S amazing, though.
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Yeah, well, it's about doing what
we can to keep our loved ones alive.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no, I think Mum's
going to be stoked when she sees it.
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Yeah, no, I think Mum's
Mm.
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Mm.
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Uh...
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You mean...
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..THAT mum?
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What are you doing here, Mum?
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I'm here to offer an olive branch.
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Here - you can have
autonomy of your condoms
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if I can have autonomy of my pills.
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Mum, this is my office for the day,
OK? There is no condoms allowed.
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Now, come on,
come on in and say hi to Maya.
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I'd rather poke both my eyes out
with a toothpick than go in there.
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Mum, they've made Dad's bar
the centrepiece of the restaurant.
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Now come on.
Over my dead body!
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Oh, yeah, sure thing.
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Where are those pills?
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Arthur Boye, how dare you?
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Oh, just let it go Mum, OK?
Arthur Boye, how dare you?
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Oh, just let it go Mum, OK?
The bar belongs to them now.
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Oh, just let it go Mum, OK?
No, the bar belongs to us.
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No, the bar belongs to us.
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Oh... Hey...
I'll take it home in an urn
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if I have to.
No. No. No, you're not...
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Give me your lighter.
No! I haven't smoked since I was 19.
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Now, you're NOT
going to embarrass me today.
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Now, you're NOT
Oh, yes, I bloody well am.
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Oh, yes, I bloody well am.
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Stop, Mum! St...
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Maggie!
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Would you like to come in
and try tasting dishes?
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Absolutely not.
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Because Mum has just dropped by
to remind me
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that we have to go
to a specialist appointment
250
00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:10,180
that we have to go
right now.
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right now.
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So, let's go, Mum. Chop-chop.
Um... What about our food review?
253
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Oh, I've definitely
254
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got enough of an idea about the food
to write the review.
255
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:18,740
got enough of an idea about the food
Come on Mum, let's go.
256
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Come on Mum, let's go.
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Thank you.
258
00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:21,420
Are you worried
I'll put your girlfriend off, Arthur?
Thank you.
259
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,180
Are you worried
I'll put your girlfriend off, Arthur?
260
00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:24,460
Are you worried
I'll put your girlfriend off, Arthur?
Let's just say I'll never
need condoms with you around, Mum.
261
00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:27,540
Let's just say I'll never
need condoms with you around, Mum.
262
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:36,540
My name is Dr Edgar George Wilkins.
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Dr Edgar George Wilkins.
264
00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,140
Did I pass the test?
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00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:48,460
Uh... No, that's...
that's not part of the test.
266
00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:52,260
Um... I will be asking you
and your family
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00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:57,420
about any recent
behavioural changes -
268
00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:57,660
about any recent
inappropriate emotions,
269
00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,860
inappropriate emotions,
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00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,220
unusual aggression,
271
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,020
irrational thought processes...
272
00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,380
(SOFTLY) Tick.
273
00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:09,260
..memory loss, deterioration
of mental performance...
274
00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:09,500
..memory loss, deterioration
(SOFTLY) Tick.
275
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,500
(SOFTLY) Tick.
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00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:10,740
Oh, the Greek chorus
(SOFTLY) Tick.
277
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:13,020
Oh, the Greek chorus
can put a sock in it
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00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:13,260
Oh, the Greek chorus
or I'll bop you.
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00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:14,580
or I'll bop you.
280
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,700
Mm. Unusual aggression.
281
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,780
BOTH: Tick.
282
00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:22,020
Maggie,
can you spell 'mother' backwards?
283
00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:29,820
M-O-T-H-E-R
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00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:32,940
B-A-C-K...
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00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:34,220
Mum.
286
00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:41,700
Uh... Maggie, could you draw
on this piece of paper one o'clock?
287
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,220
What the hell, Mum?!
288
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:57,700
Well, he said, "Draw one cock,"
didn't he?
289
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,700
No!
Oh.
290
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,780
OK,
this is complete waste of time.
291
00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:01,780
BOTH: She's taking the piss.
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00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:03,100
Yeah, well...
This is not funny, Mum.
293
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:03,340
Yeah, well...
You should have warned me.
294
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,180
You should have warned me.
295
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,940
You are being rude to the doctor!
This is not something you study for.
296
00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,820
I'm not being rude,
I was doing what I was told.
297
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,100
I'm here as well too.
It's not just you all the time.
298
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,140
And who has to put up with it?!
Excuse me.
299
00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:18,100
Roberta, it might be better
300
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:21,980
if you and your brother
left Maggie and I alone.
301
00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:22,220
if you and your brother
We might get a bit further, I think.
302
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:25,820
We might get a bit further, I think.
303
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,180
Properly, Mum.
304
00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,660
(SAWING)
305
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,420
(HAMMERING)
306
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,860
(DRILLING)
307
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,140
Where's the milk?
308
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,580
(HAMMERING)
309
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:52,020
(SAWING)
310
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:52,820
Ow!
311
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:56,260
Oh, Arthur. Honestly.
312
00:12:56,260 --> 00:13:00,020
(DRILLING)
313
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,500
Ta-da!
314
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,980
Did you do this?
315
00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:13,460
Did I do significant damage
to my lower back
316
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,060
trying to do something nice for you?
317
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,500
Yes! Yes, I did.
318
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,380
You put this milk in the oven.
319
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,300
Now it's turned.
320
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,820
You're gaslighting me.
321
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,380
I'm not gaslighting you, Mum.
322
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:26,620
Gaslighting doesn't usually require
physiotherapy.
323
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:26,860
Gaslighting doesn't usually require
But did you see what I DID do?
324
00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,220
But did you see what I DID do?
325
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,300
Mm.
326
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:29,540
Hammered the final nail in my coffin?
Mm.
327
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:32,460
Hammered the final nail in my coffin?
Oh, very nice.
328
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:32,700
Hammered the final nail in my coffin?
(SIGHS) No! Look!
329
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,460
(SIGHS) No! Look!
330
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,300
It's a bar!
331
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,500
Your very own bar
332
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,700
where you can have afternoon
cocktails in the summer sun.
333
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,140
I even made you a drink
to christen it.
334
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:45,380
I even made you a drink
I'm not saying I'm not grateful,
335
00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:48,540
I'm not saying I'm not grateful,
336
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,420
but it's not just any bar I want.
337
00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:54,220
I want the bar your father made.
338
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:57,020
I mixed your favourite.
339
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,500
Oh-ho!
340
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:02,060
A jalapeno-pineapple margarita.
341
00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:04,460
A dirty martini.
342
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:08,260
Arthur, that's YOUR favourite drink.
343
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,140
So it is.
344
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,060
Ah!
345
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,300
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
346
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,700
Now, here, you smash this,
347
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,180
I'm going to go apologise to Maya.
348
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,060
Yes.
349
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:33,020
Yes, I WILL smash it.
350
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:40,100
Surely you'll never let her do that.
351
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,220
I don't want her to,
352
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,500
but she's scared
of losing her autonomy.
353
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:44,740
but she's scared
I mean, it's complicated.
354
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,540
I mean, it's complicated.
355
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,260
It's illegal.
356
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:48,500
I mean, how would you feel
It's illegal.
357
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,020
I mean, how would you feel
if she did take them?
358
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:50,260
I mean, how would you feel
Or if you helped her take them,
359
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,860
Or if you helped her take them,
360
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,340
and then
just before she closed her eyes
361
00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:57,900
you saw a glimpse of the old Maggie?
362
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,140
The mother that you know and love.
363
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,620
And then she looked at you
with tears in her eyes and said,
364
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:03,860
And then she looked at you
"I've made a huge mistake."
365
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,260
"I've made a huge mistake."
366
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,420
And that was that.
367
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,900
Game over.
368
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,060
That was terrifying.
369
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,900
Did you get that from
a Stephen King book or something?
370
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,740
Uh... I go to strange places
when I'm stacking pears.
371
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:17,980
Uh... I go to strange places
(PUFFS)
372
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:19,100
(PUFFS)
373
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:23,220
I mean, on the other hand,
I don't want her to suffer.
374
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:26,140
I mean, what if she does get bad
and she wants to call it quits?
375
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:30,420
Feels selfish that I'd be the one
to rip up the resignation letter.
376
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,020
Show me that bottle again?
377
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,340
Problem solved.
378
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,420
No!
379
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,900
Agh!
Mm!
380
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,860
Oh, there...
There's half a kebab in here.
381
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:59,660
Great, now they're covered in aioli.
382
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,780
Sorry.
383
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,380
(SNIFFS) Yuck.
384
00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:08,860
Throwing these out
isn't going to fix anything.
385
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,940
I want her
to WANT to throw them out herself.
386
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:11,180
I want her
Well, then give her reason to.
387
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,540
Well, then give her reason to.
388
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:13,780
Arthur, you're her family,
Well, then give her reason to.
389
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:17,220
Arthur, you're her family,
it's your job to make her happy.
390
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,460
What does she like?
391
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,100
She likes books.
392
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:24,340
OK, well, why don't you read
She likes books.
393
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:27,020
OK, well, why don't you read
what she's reading?
394
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,260
OK, well, why don't you read
There's always so many sex scenes.
395
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:29,660
There's always so many sex scenes.
396
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,820
Just skip the page every time
you see the word 'throbbing',
397
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:36,260
and then just talk to her about
what fills all the other pages.
398
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:36,500
and then just talk to her about
Keep her engaged in life.
399
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,940
Keep her engaged in life.
400
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,380
Sorry for dumping
such a heavy convo on you
401
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,260
when we don't really know each other
that well.
402
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:47,500
when we don't really know each other
(CHUCKLES) Heavy?
403
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,020
(CHUCKLES) Heavy?
404
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,900
I'm the product of war.
405
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,100
Kidding.
406
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,460
No, I'm actually not kidding.
407
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,380
But go heavy or go home, I say.
408
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:04,540
Mum! Guess who's come over
to say hello.
409
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,220
She's not here.
410
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,180
And the mallet's gone.
411
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,580
Where would she go and...
412
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,340
..take a mallet?
413
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:27,540
Oh, excuse me, uh...
could you help me find the library?
414
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,940
Oh...
415
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,100
I'm not going to the library.
416
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,740
I'm going to the Soc Beo restaurant.
417
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,140
No, I'M going to the library.
418
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,660
Do you know where it is or...
419
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,900
Yes, I do!
420
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,020
Where is it?
421
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,700
It's where it always is.
422
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,260
It's where they built it.
423
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:54,460
So, is it...is it that way
or back that way?
424
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,620
It's, um... It's...
425
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,780
It's...
426
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:02,340
It's that way!
427
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,380
Mum!
428
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,660
Mum. What's going on?
429
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,140
Hey, Maggie, it's Maya.
Are you OK?
430
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,020
She's getting on a little bit.
Is everything OK?
431
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,900
Can everyone just stop talking,
please?
432
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:11,140
Can everyone just stop talking,
Mum, give me the mallet, OK?
433
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,260
Mum, give me the mallet, OK?
434
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,220
It's the afternoon, you're tired.
Oh, stop! No...
435
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,180
Mum!
Stop, Arthur!
436
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:16,420
Mum!
Stop treating me like a child.
437
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,460
Stop treating me like a child.
438
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,300
I'm not a child.
439
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,020
I know where the library is.
440
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,220
It's, um...
441
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,180
It's...
442
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:34,100
Oh, for God's sake!
443
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,420
Let's just go home, eh?
444
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:47,020
Why are my children
so against me going to the library?
445
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:48,220
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
446
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,780
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
447
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:09,780
Don't!
448
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:11,820
Ow!
449
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,060
Serious cognitive decline.
450
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,060
What?
451
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,420
Let me see.
452
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:23,300
It says, "There may be evidence
of cognitive decline."
453
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:23,540
It says, "There may be evidence
Which is serious. Now give it.
454
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:24,860
Which is serious. Now give it.
455
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:25,980
Don't... Just...
456
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:26,220
Don't! Reading it myself
Don't... Just...
457
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:29,140
Don't! Reading it myself
so you don't try and pull the wool.
458
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,660
(CLEARS THROAT)
459
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,700
Sorry, Edgar.
Arthur took it off your desk.
460
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:43,900
I told him not to.
461
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:47,220
I... It's was... I... She...
462
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,140
She pinched me.
463
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,620
Take a seat.
464
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,980
Please.
465
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,820
Well, it's a shame
466
00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:13,500
that your mother instructed me
to give you the results without her,
467
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:18,100
as she may well be the most
responsible member of the family.
468
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,180
Ow!
469
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,940
What did you conclude?
470
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,540
It's a difficult assessment
471
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:27,780
because the subject's personality
It's a difficult assessment
472
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:32,220
because the subject's personality
has to be taken into account.
473
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:32,460
because the subject's personality
Would it be fair to say
474
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,140
Would it be fair to say
475
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:36,540
that your mother has always been...
476
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,060
..slightly...
477
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:39,260
..eccentric?
478
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,980
OK, Mum,
you can cut the amateur dramatics.
479
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:57,220
OK, Mum,
The way things are going
480
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,820
The way things are going
481
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,580
I might as well be dead.
482
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:02,700
I'm just giving you a preview.
483
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,620
Mum, this is upsetting. Really.
484
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,820
You passed the test, alright?
485
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,220
Ha! I told you!
486
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,180
You did not pass the test.
487
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,220
You're showing signs
of cognitive decline.
488
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:13,460
You're showing signs
Ah! But I haven't lost my marbles.
489
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,460
Ah! But I haven't lost my marbles.
490
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,420
That means I can do what I like.
491
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:20,300
You can do whatever you like,
except keep those pills, Mum.
492
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:23,500
I am an adult,
I can make my own decisions.
493
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:23,740
I am an adult,
Get them, Arthur.
494
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,380
Get them, Arthur.
495
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,580
We're flushing them.
496
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:26,820
(GASPS)
We're flushing them.
497
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,100
(GASPS)
Sorry, Mum.
498
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,380
They're not where I hid them.
499
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,020
Oh, you think I didn't know
500
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,540
where you stashed your weed
when you were in high school, Arthur?
501
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:47,860
Where are they, Mum?
502
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:49,740
You won't find them, Arthur.
503
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:51,660
This isn't funny!
504
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,980
(SIGHS)
505
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:01,060
Fucking hell, Mum.
What were you thinking?
506
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:01,300
Fucking hell, Mum.
Do you think this is a joke?!
507
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,140
Do you think this is a joke?!
508
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:07,460
You are not allowed yet,
do you understand?
509
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,060
Not after Dad has just gone,
510
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,860
not while Robbie's kids
are still little,
511
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:11,100
not while Robbie's kids
and not until I've started a family!
512
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,420
and not until I've started a family!
513
00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:16,020
I don't care if that's selfish!
514
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:20,260
I want my kids to know who you are
and to have memories of you
515
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,580
and not grow up without grandparents
just like I did.
516
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:22,820
and not grow up without grandparents
It's not that simple, Arthur.
517
00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:24,340
It's not that simple, Arthur.
518
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:27,060
Oh, you can say that
'cause you actually knew Grandad.
519
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:27,300
Oh, you can say that
That's true. I DID know Grandad.
520
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,300
That's true. I DID know Grandad.
521
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:33,180
He got so aggressive at the end
he used to fight Grandma,
522
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:35,700
walking into traffic,
soiling himself.
523
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:35,940
walking into traffic,
It was horrible.
524
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,460
It was horrible.
525
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:39,860
You were too young
to know what was going on,
526
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,100
but it got really bad.
527
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,540
And I'm not convinced
I'm any better off having known him
528
00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,820
than you are
for only hearing the stories.
529
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:54,540
Well, can someone tell me what I am
supposed to do in this situation?
530
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,500
Why don't they teach this shit
at school
531
00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:58,740
Why don't they teach this shit
instead of...
532
00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:00,540
instead of...
533
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,740
..hypotenuse or whatever that is?
534
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:07,380
Oh, come here, come on.
535
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:10,100
Come on, my little Westside Bad Boye.
536
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:13,740
Come on. Come and sit on my lap.
537
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:21,100
Now, do not worry.
538
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,100
I'm going to do
whatever the doctor recommends.
539
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:24,340
I'm going to do
I promise, OK?
540
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:25,380
I promise, OK?
541
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:28,020
We both just want
what's best for you, Mum.
542
00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:31,180
Pass me that will, Robbie.
543
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:37,180
This was only ever
a silly way for me to prove my point.
544
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:37,420
This was only ever
I'll rip it up.
545
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:38,780
I'll rip it up.
546
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:39,780
OK?
547
00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:40,020
But only on the proviso
OK?
548
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:44,020
But only on the proviso
that there's no Power of Attorney.
549
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:44,260
But only on the proviso
Not yet.
550
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:45,460
Not yet.
551
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:47,540
Can we agree?
552
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,540
Better?
553
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,460
Thank you, Mum.
554
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:02,340
What are we going to do
about the pills?
555
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:02,580
What are we going to do
That's up to you, Arthur.
556
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,580
That's up to you, Arthur.
557
00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:07,700
I'm sure you'll do what's right.
558
00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:10,740
But I want to be clear.
559
00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:17,700
This doesn't mean
I don't appreciate succulents.
560
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,860
(CHORTLES)
561
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,260
(LAUGHS)
562
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,020
Oh, quick. Quick!
563
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,820
OK.
564
00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:35,740
And turn it up.
565
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:36,900
Hoo!
566
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,540
(SONG ENDS ON RADIO)
567
00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:40,860
Ooh, OK, wait, here it is.
568
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:41,100
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Yes, it's movie
Ooh, OK, wait, here it is.
569
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,100
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Yes, it's movie
time. Thank you very much, Beats.
570
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:46,420
But, before we start, can I just
give a shout-out to Soc Beo?
571
00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:46,660
But, before we start, can I just
Which is opening in the local hood!
572
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:48,940
Which is opening in the local hood!
573
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:52,340
RADIO ANNOUNCER 2: Um... No.
You can't, but you just did.
574
00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:52,580
RADIO ANNOUNCER 2: Um... No.
Uh... Let's go to a song...
575
00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:53,740
Uh... Let's go to a song...
576
00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:53,980
Oh... (LAUGHS) I'm sorry,
Uh... Let's go to a song...
577
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:57,020
Oh... (LAUGHS) I'm sorry,
I gave you 12 courses for THAT?
578
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,260
Oh... (LAUGHS) I'm sorry,
That's just a bonus plug.
579
00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:59,100
That's just a bonus plug.
580
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:02,220
I promise I'll post the full review
once I get my blue tick
581
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:06,300
and I'll describe
every tantalising mouthful.
582
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:06,540
and I'll describe
(KISSES)
583
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:07,340
(KISSES)
584
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,660
Wow.
585
00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:13,980
Um...
586
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,020
A kiss.
587
00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:20,260
Are we about to do, like,
a make-out degustation or...
588
00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:22,020
Or, um...
589
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,500
..you can
just not make a joke about it
590
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,380
and we can...
591
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:27,860
Do it.
..make out.
592
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,660
Yeah?
Yeah.
593
00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:47,980
So, do you have to rush off and
write another 10-second radio plug
594
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:53,460
or can we drive to a lookout
in your...surprisingly clean car?
595
00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:53,700
or can we drive to a lookout
(CHUCKLES)
596
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:54,620
(CHUCKLES)
597
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:57,700
Oh, yeah, no, um...
I can't take credit for the car.
598
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,980
This is actually my ex's.
599
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:04,260
You know, that's the third time
in as many days
600
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:04,500
You know, that's the third time
that you've mentioned your ex,
601
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,420
that you've mentioned your ex,
602
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:08,780
and, um...now we are...
603
00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,980
..making out in her car.
604
00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:13,220
Yeah, I...
605
00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:17,300
I have to drop the car
back to her in Canberra
606
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,380
when she gets her licence back.
It's...
607
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,020
But you...
608
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:25,300
..you want to drive down there
because...
609
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:30,340
Because you want to...see her?
610
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,820
It's... It's...
611
00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:35,740
Yeah, um...
612
00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:38,660
Uh... I just...
I feel a bit silly. Um...
613
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,340
Hey, thanks for the plug.
614
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:43,500
Wh... No. Maya...
615
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:48,940
(SIGHS)
616
00:26:56,860 --> 00:27:00,020
(BIRDS TWITTER)
617
00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:33,220
Your driver's license?
618
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:37,260
Yeah, it got forwarded
by the post office.
619
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:43,660
Oh, yeah, I might still drive down.
620
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:58,580
I'm sure Mum can handle one night
without me.
621
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,700
(SIGHS)
622
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,820
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
623
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:27,060
What did you end of borrowing?
Ooh.
624
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,580
Thor's Hammer
Strikes Again.
625
00:28:29,580 --> 00:28:32,140
It's about a plumber
who visits housewives
626
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:34,740
and shows them
his enormous hammer.
627
00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:36,980
You should
have a read.
628
00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:39,220
Do you know what?
I will.
629
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:44,260
Mum, the first word in this book
is 'throbbing'.
630
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:48,220
(GASPS) It's going to be
a real page-turner then. Ha!
631
00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:56,060
Captions by Red Bee Media
632
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:58,260
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