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(MAN AND WOMAN GRUNT)
(THUMPING)
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Ungh...oh!
(GRUNTS)
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Oh!
(PANTS)
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Oh!
Phew!
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That stretch of highway
is like a police honeypot.
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They're gonna be in your pockets
like Winnie the Pooh.
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I get it - I lost my licence
but it's one little trip.
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And as soon as I get to Canberra,
I will lock Pablo up in the garage
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and be on more public transport
than...
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Oh, what was that...what was
that band that sang that song, um...
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Oh, what was that...what was
that band that sang that song, um...
(SINGS) # I walked under a bus
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(SINGS) # I walked under a bus
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# I got hit by a train
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# And it felt so good
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# I wanna do it again... #
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Bachelor Girl.
Bachelor Girl!
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, my god.
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You owe me $400.
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What?!
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Well, I've gotta get
What?!
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Well, I've gotta get
a bond cleaner for Saturday
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and the cheapest I can find
is 800 bucks.
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The next cheapest
is this couple on Gumtree
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who said they'd do it in the nude
for $1,000.
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But that doesn't make any sense -
they should be charging less,
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'cause they don't have to
clean their uniforms.
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Also, why am I even paying?
I haven't lived here for a year.
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Yeah but you lived here
five years before that,
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including your,
"Everything is a plate," phase.
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Everything IS a plate,
if it's clean enough.
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So either you give me the money
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or... Oh! ..you come here on
Saturday and we can do it together.
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Nude?
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Arthur, just give me the 400 bucks.
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I don't have $400 at the moment, OK?
Arthur, just give me the 400 bucks.
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I don't have $400 at the moment, OK?
Work is slow.
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I don't have $400 at the moment, OK?
I'll be here Saturday. Promise.
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I'll be here Saturday. Promise.
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Oh, don't promise, Arthur!
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Because I'll be here next Saturday
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and you'll call at the last minute
and say you can't come
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because your mum needs you
for some bizarre reason.
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because your mum needs you
And you know what?
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And you know what?
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I won't even be mad, because
she does need you right now.
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I won't even be mad, because
More than ever.
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More than ever.
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You're the only son she's got.
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# And it felt so good
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# I wanna do it again... #
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# ..felt so good
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# I wanna do it... #
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You speak Ga?
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No.
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(SPEAKS GA)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SPEAKS GA)
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Ah, there you are.
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Mum?
Mmm?
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Mum?
Who is in our lounge room?
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Who is in our lounge room?
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Oh, come on! You know who it is.
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I really don't know who that is.
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Yes, you do - and you're going to
tell me, because I've forgotten!
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Yes, you do - and you're going to
Mum!
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Mum!
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You can't be letting randoms
Mum!
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You can't be letting randoms
into our house!
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He's not a random!
He's a friend of your father's.
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He's not a random!
I think.
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I think.
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Friend of Dad's?!
He looks about 12 years old!
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Yeah, well, black don't crack!
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Give me a minute
to remember his name.
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It's...it's...it's... Oh!
Oh, what is it?
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ROBBIE: (YELLS) Ernest!
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Ernest!
Hi, Robbie!
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Ernest!
Here he is! Let me see that Azonto!
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Here he is! Let me see that Azonto!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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So good to see you! Te oyoo tenn?
You too.
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Your sister speaks Ga
but you don't speak Ga?
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There's a lot of things
my sister does that I don't do.
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Mmm, typical Blofonyo.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) Half-Blofonyo.
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Arthur and I are here
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to make your stay in Australia
as smooth as possible,
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so please use this phone
while you're here.
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Oh, thank you!
(PHONE BUZZES, BLEEPS)
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"I'd love to see that big backyard
in person. How is Satur..."
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Ooh! Someone must have left
their old SIM card in there.
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Oi, Robbie! (SPEAKS GA)
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(CHUCKLES)
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I have brought gifts.
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(LOUD WHIRRING)
Don't mind me.
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Just cleaning up.
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For you, Aunty Maggie.
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Kebab powder from Teshi.
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Oh, thank you!
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Mmm. Oh!
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It's pure.
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Oh!
Mmm.
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Oh!
And for you, Arthur...
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And for you, Arthur...
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bitters - you mix this with
And for you, Arthur...
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bitters - you mix this with
onions and milk, huh?
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bitters - you mix this with
Man's best friend.
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Man's best friend.
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Mmm, great. Thank you, Ernest.
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We all know how much girls love
the smell of onions and milk.
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Oh, they love it.
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And for you, sister Roberta,
Oh, they love it.
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And for you, sister Roberta,
it's in American dollars.
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And for you, sister Roberta,
Feel free to count.
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Feel free to count.
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Oh, let's not worry about that
right now!
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Oh, let's not worry about that
Let's just get you comfortable.
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Let's just get you comfortable.
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Oh, you don't have to do that.
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No, sit.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
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No, sit.
We insist.
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I'll help.
Thank you.
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I'll help.
Bye.
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Bye.
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Who is he?
What do you mean, who is he?
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He's your get-out-of-jail-free card!
Get-out-of-jail-free?!
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I'm on death row
and now I've gotta share my bunk?
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Arthur, I know drag queens
less dramatic than you.
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Arthur, I know drag queens
Ernest is a medical student
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Ernest is a medical student
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on scholarship
at Uni of Western Sydney.
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He needs a place to live
while he gets settled
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and we need extra eyes on Mum.
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It's a win-win!
Where'd you find him?
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It's a win-win!
Ghana Family WhatsApp.
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Ghana Family WhatsApp.
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And you didn't think
to run it past me first?
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It's not my fault
you left the group.
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They kept saying
you could cure COVID with ginger!
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And you keep trying to cure
depression with alcohol -
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we've all got our shortcomings,
baby bro.
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I don't want him
staying here, Robbie.
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I don't want him
He's gonna hog the Game Box, plus...
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He's gonna hog the Game Box, plus...
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I don't trust him!
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Well, someone
call the cancel brigade,
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because that's some of the most
racist shit I've ever heard!
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because that's some of the most
Does he even have a work visa?
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Does he even have a work visa?
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I mean, where's he gonna get money?
Where do YOU get money?
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I haven't seen you post an article
in weeks.
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How am I supposed to write anything
when Mum keeps barging into my room,
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asking me why
the TV remote is ringing?
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OK, I get it -
you've got writer's block
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OK, I get it -
but don't blame us Africans.
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but don't blame us Africans.
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I don't have writer's block.
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Do I?
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Ernest is from old Ghana money.
Do I?
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Ernest is from old Ghana money.
I can smell it.
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So while he's here, why don't you
just let him look after Mum
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and you...do whatever you need to do
to get your mojo back?
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(SIZZLING)
(BOTH SNIFF)
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(SIZZLING)
Wait - what's that smell?
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Wait - what's that smell?
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That's not old Ghana money.
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Mum! Why are you cooking onions?
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Calm down!
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I know you're keen to try out
your magic erection potion
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I know you're keen to try out
but these are for the chichinga.
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but these are for the chichinga.
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How did you even turn on the...
Gas is on, Aunty Maggie.
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Thank you.
Oh.
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You're not supposed to be
cooking, Mum.
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You're not supposed to be
Oh, don't be ridiculous!
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Oh, don't be ridiculous!
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How can I run a food stall
if I can't cook?
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BOTH: Food stall?
Yes!
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It's happening
at the school market.
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Aunty Maggie was telling me
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about the food stalls
you used to do with your father.
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about the food stalls
Yes - and I thought, "Bugger it -
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Yes - and I thought, "Bugger it -
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"let's get the show
back on the road!"
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This Saturday?
Yes.
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Brilliant idea! You go, girl. Mwah!
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No - Saturday? No. Mum,
not a brilliant idea. OK?
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Remember you almost burnt the house
down cooking doughnuts?
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Oh, doughnuts! Thank you.
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I knew there was something
I'd left off the menu.
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No! Mum, listen, please.
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It's too much, OK? Too much work.
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It's all gonna fall apart, I'm gonna
have to pick up the pieces -
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and I can't do that this time,
not Saturday.
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I've got plans.
Oh!
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Since when do YOU have plans?
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It's her, isn't it?
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Oh, my god.
I cannot stand that woman.
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Oh, my god.
Her name is Dee, Mum.
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Her name is Dee, Mum.
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And as a matter of fact,
yes, it is her.
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I'm helping clean her house.
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Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Oh, my god.
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You're, like,
the king of the sad boys.
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Listen, it's a nice idea but please,
can we do it next week?
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Please. Aunty Maggie -
I can help you.
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Thank you.
You don't have to do that, Ernest.
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Arthur, my brother, I insist.
In Ghana, we respect our elders.
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If it's Aunty's wish,
I'll make it happen.
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I can help with the cooking
and the taking of the money.
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Oh, hmm, hmm-mmm...no,
that is not necessary.
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Arthur, it's what Uncle Leo
would have wanted.
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Arthur, it's what Uncle Leo
Right! That's it. It's settled.
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Right! That's it. It's settled.
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It's happening Saturday.
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I'm gonna go and dig out my wooma.
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A-ha! (LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES LAMELY)
It will be good!
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Mmm. It'll be... Oh - Robbie,
please bring the onions.
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Med student, hey?
We'll see about that.
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Orange root vegetable, six letters.
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Carrot.
That's it!
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Glad you're doing the crossword, Mum.
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No, it's my shopping list.
Glad you're doing the crossword, Mum.
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No, it's my shopping list.
Ernest and I are heading off now.
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Uh, hey - I want you to be careful
with Ernest, yeah?
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I heard him sneaking around this
morning when I was still in bed.
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Yeah, you were still asleep
at 10:00am -
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the whole world was sneaking around.
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Yeah, there he is. Mr 419.
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(CHUCKLES) I told Ernest how
surprised your father was
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when he discovered
he was a quarter Nigerian.
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Oh!
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You think I'M a scammer?
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# I go chop your dollar
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# I go make your money
disappear... #
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# I go make your money
(BOTH LAUGH)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Oh.
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OK. OK.
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You know, Ernest,
I was actually hanging out
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with some med student
friends of mine recently
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and we had a big argument
245
00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,100
about whether the left
ventricle of the heart
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or the right ventricle of the heart
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pumps oxygenated blood
or the right ventricle of the heart
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pumps oxygenated blood
into the aorta.
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pumps oxygenated blood
Given you're studying medicine,
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Given you're studying medicine,
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what would you say?
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Arthur, my brother,
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I would say you need
Arthur, my brother,
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I would say you need
more interesting friends.
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I would say you need
(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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You are the best.
258
00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:51,020
Right. We're off.
259
00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:53,500
What... Well, hey - hey! Hey, hey!
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00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:56,380
What am I supposed to do?
261
00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:00,500
Well...what about your med friends?
262
00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:09,860
Yeah, man. It's Arthur.
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00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,780
Artie, yeah.
264
00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:15,220
Yeah, I'm just keen to see if you
wanted to catch up for a few beers.
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00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:15,460
Yeah, I'm just keen to see if you
(GRUNTS)
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00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:16,900
(GRUNTS)
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00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,500
Oh! Work?
268
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,260
Why, what day is it?
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Macca!
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00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:29,060
Oh, yep. Looking after your kid.
Fair enough.
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00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:29,300
Oh, yep. Looking after your kid.
Wait...kids?
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00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,060
Wait...kids?
273
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,780
When did that happen?
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00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:37,060
(SIGHS) Blue Mountains?
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00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:40,500
Yeah, no, I'll definitely
come and visit you, Craig.
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00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:40,740
Yeah, no, I'll definitely
Yeah, I love...trains.
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00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,980
Yeah, I love...trains.
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00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:45,460
Bye.
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(SIGHS)
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00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,820
You just missed her.
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00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,700
Mum was here?
Yeah.
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00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:28,460
About an hour ago, with,
um...your...cousin, maybe.
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About an hour ago, with,
Ernest.
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Ernest.
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00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,420
Yeah, he's not my cousin.
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00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:31,660
He just calls her 'Aunty'
Yeah, he's not my cousin.
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00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:33,900
He just calls her 'Aunty'
'cause that's a thing, apparently.
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00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:34,140
He just calls her 'Aunty'
Oh, yeah, we've got that.
289
00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,500
Oh, yeah, we've got that.
290
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,100
I think I was about 15
before I realised
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00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,780
my Uncle Trang was just some random
guy my dad played squash with.
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my Uncle Trang was just some random
Tell you what, I could eat a shoe.
293
00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,900
Tell you what, I could eat a shoe.
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00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,580
You hungry?
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00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:48,260
Oh! Uh...yeah. Yeah, I think
I got a...gap in my meetings.
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Oh! Uh...yeah. Yeah, I think
I'll just...
297
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,060
I'll just...
298
00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:55,300
You know how you said
you'd take me out?
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00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,660
I was kind of thinking
eight courses, match wines, etc...
300
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,620
..but a $6 banh mi
is OK too, I guess.
301
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,700
Hey, look - did Mum tell you
where she was going?
302
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,820
Nah.
303
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,060
But she was excited about
a little tap-and-pay thingy
304
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:10,300
But she was excited about
that she just bought.
305
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,580
that she just bought.
306
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,860
Wait, sorry - a credit card reader?
(SIGHS)
307
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,100
Wait, sorry - a credit card reader?
They didn't give me chilli.
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00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,540
They didn't give me chilli.
309
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:15,780
That is cultural gate-keeping.
They didn't give me chilli.
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00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:18,260
That is cultural gate-keeping.
Stay here.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,260
ERNEST: Arthur, my brother.
Te oyoo tenn?
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ERNEST: Arthur, my brother.
Oh, um...Toyota to you too, Ernest.
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00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:37,220
Oh, um...Toyota to you too, Ernest.
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00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:38,620
Uh, hey, look - is Mum there?
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00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,180
Uh, wait, wait -
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00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:43,260
when are we going to hit up
some of the local nightclubs?
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00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:45,820
I want to show you how
real Africans do it, huh?
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00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:48,660
I don't even do it like
real Australians do it, Ernest.
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00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,260
Mum, please!
Oh, blofonyo!
321
00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:52,380
You need to live a little.
Mum, please, Ernest!
322
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:52,620
You need to live a little.
Alright, alright.
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00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,220
Alright, alright.
324
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,900
Aunty Maggie, it's Arthur.
325
00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,700
Who is this
and how did you get the number?
326
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,460
I gave you this number!
Mum, it's me, Arthur, your son.
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00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:05,740
(CHUCKLES) Impossible.
I'm already with my son.
328
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:05,980
(CHUCKLES) Impossible.
(BOTH LAUGH)
329
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,460
(BOTH LAUGH)
330
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,180
Look, what do you want? We're busy.
331
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,660
OK, listen - that credit card reader
thing you bought?
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00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,900
Don't let Ernest
set it up for you, yeah?
333
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:17,420
And maybe if you can, wrap your
credit cards in some tin foil.
334
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,540
(BLEATING)
What was that?
335
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:19,780
(BLEATING)
What was what?
336
00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:21,020
What was what?
337
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,780
Where are you?
338
00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:24,420
Oh, we're at a goat farm.
339
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,020
What the hell are you doing
at a goat farm?!
340
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:27,260
What the hell are you doing
The food won't catch itself, Arthur.
341
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,260
The food won't catch itself, Arthur.
342
00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:30,900
(BLEATING)
343
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:35,300
And I have just locked eyes
with an absolute beauty!
344
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,940
(BLEATING)
Don't, Mum, I'm begging you.
345
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,860
Please don't
bring a goat home with you!
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00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,100
Please don't
(ENDS CALL)
347
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,500
(ENDS CALL)
348
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:44,020
You know what's actually really good
for getting out stains? Hair spray.
349
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:47,620
But if the stain is hair spray, then
hair spray won't work. Go figure.
350
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,060
Hey, look, I'm really sorry
but I'm gonna have to go.
351
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,660
I think my mum is buying a goat.
Oh, yay!
352
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,100
Not yay?
Not yay.
353
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:56,340
Not yay?
OK. She did ask about goats.
354
00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,340
OK. She did ask about goats.
355
00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:58,580
Dad and I are talking to suppliers
OK. She did ask about goats.
356
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,820
Dad and I are talking to suppliers
for the restaurant
357
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:03,340
and so I might have...
passed on a few numbers, you know?
358
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,180
Knowledge is a fruit best shared.
359
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,420
(SIGHS) You didn't mention
the restaurant, did you?
360
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,620
No but...would it be a problem
if I did?
361
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,020
OK.
362
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,500
You know how it was
Leo's African Feel-Good Restaurant?
363
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,540
Mm-hm.
Well, Mum is Mrs Leo.
364
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:15,780
Mm-hm.
And I am Leo junior.
365
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:18,020
And I am Leo junior.
366
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,100
And...I'm just feeling
a little confused
367
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,060
why you're only just
telling me this now.
368
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:26,300
What, is your mum unhappy that we're
taking over her old restaurant?
369
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,780
I mean, I haven't told her
that it's you taking it over...
370
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,100
Oh! OK.
So just tell her.
371
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,420
Oh, you don't understand!
372
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:37,100
She's been wanting me to take over
this restaurant since I was a baby!
373
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,060
My first words were,
"Entrees or mains?"
374
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,700
Oh! I'm really not good
at keeping secrets, Arthur.
375
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:44,900
It makes me...feel a little tight
in the chest.
376
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,140
I...I actually think
I'm allergic to drama.
377
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,820
OK, OK, OK. I promise I will tell her
as soon as I get home.
378
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:50,060
OK, OK, OK. I promise I will tell her
But I need to warn you -
379
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,540
But I need to warn you -
380
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,460
if I mysteriously die in the next few
days, it's not 'cause of black mould.
381
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,380
Hey, listen - if you actually have
mould,
382
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,620
you need to scrub it with
bleach and coat it with hair spray.
383
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,420
And more importantly,
talk to your mum.
384
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:00,660
And more importantly,
I'm new to this community.
385
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,180
I'm new to this community.
386
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:05,140
It is too soon
for me to start making enemies.
387
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:11,660
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
(THUDDING)
388
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:16,460
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
389
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,540
Oh!
390
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,740
Hey, Arthur, check it out -
391
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,660
it's like riding a fufu bicycle!
392
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,060
Yeah. Hey, uh, Mum, can we talk?
393
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,540
What did you say?
394
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,220
I said, can we talk?
395
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:33,460
(MUSIC STOPS)
I said, can we talk?
396
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,500
(MUSIC STOPS)
It's kind of important, Mum.
397
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:35,740
(MUSIC STOPS)
(YELLS IN GA)
398
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:37,980
(YELLS IN GA)
399
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,940
Oh! Ice! I need ice!
400
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,820
What did you do that for?
We had a rhythm going!
401
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:44,060
What did you do that for?
I'm sorry! I...
402
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,900
I'm sorry! I...
403
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,540
Ice, please. Please. Oh!
404
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,020
Ice!
405
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,020
That's where my
Game Box controller went!
406
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:54,540
What on earth possessed you to think
you could just waltz in here
407
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:54,780
What on earth possessed you to think
and disrupt our topam-topam?
408
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,060
and disrupt our topam-topam?
409
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:57,300
I...
and disrupt our topam-topam?
410
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,020
I...
(GROANS)
411
00:15:59,020 --> 00:15:59,260
I...
I just w-wanted to be involved.
412
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:01,300
I just w-wanted to be involved.
413
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,500
Ah!
Involved?
414
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:03,740
Ah!
Aww! You want to be involved.
415
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:06,300
Aww! You want to be involved.
416
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,900
You can kill the goat.
417
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,380
Please don't tell me you have a goat.
418
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,300
Yes, well, you don't
go to a goat farm
419
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:15,540
Yes, well, you don't
without bringing back a few goats.
420
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,380
without bringing back a few goats.
421
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,860
(GROANS)
422
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,020
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
423
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,060
(BLEATING)
424
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,380
Oh, my god. We have a goat!
425
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:34,580
Yes - and we have
400 chichinga to make.
426
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:34,820
Yes - and we have
Now, either you do it
427
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,260
Now, either you do it
428
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,860
or I do.
429
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,100
Oh, Aunty Maggie, please.
or I do.
430
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,020
Oh, Aunty Maggie, please.
I can do it with my good hand.
431
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:40,260
Oh, Aunty Maggie, please.
Oh, no, no, no. It's OK. It's OK.
432
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,980
Oh, no, no, no. It's OK. It's OK.
433
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,460
I cleaned restaurant toilets
when I was 10 years old.
434
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,060
I think I can kill a goat.
435
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,820
Nobody here is killing a goat!
436
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,860
We're gonna go buy dead, chopped-up
goat, like normal human beings.
437
00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,700
(OBJECTS CLATTER)
438
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,300
(CLATTERING CONTINUES)
439
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,820
Where are you going, Ernest?
440
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,980
(CHEERFUL GREETINGS)
441
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:02,580
Oh-ho-ho! I got you now, chale.
442
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,260
(PHONE RINGS)
443
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,500
Oh, god!
(PHONE RINGS)
444
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,060
Dammit!
445
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,620
(GRUNTS) Maybe he's selling drugs
at church.
446
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,420
I mean, they already serve wine
there - it's a logical next step.
447
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,460
Honestly, Arthur, I'd make you a hat
448
00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,940
if I hadn't wasted all the tin foil
on the credit cards.
449
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,180
if I hadn't wasted all the tin foil
Here - you count the float.
450
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:03,060
Here - you count the float.
451
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:06,300
Mum, there's literally only
2 American dollars in here.
452
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:06,540
Mum, there's literally only
Hey, Mr 419.
453
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,860
Hey, Mr 419.
454
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:10,100
Good to see you at church
Hey, Mr 419.
455
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,900
Good to see you at church
this morning.
456
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,780
I was hoping you would come inside,
meet some of my friends.
457
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:15,020
I was hoping you would come inside,
Oh, you...saw me?
458
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,260
Oh, you...saw me?
459
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,100
I was just going for a walk.
460
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,540
I always walk...
Please, Arthur.
461
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,300
We all follow God
at different paces. No judge.
462
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:24,540
We all follow God
Alright. Let's do what we do best.
463
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:27,380
Alright. Let's do what we do best.
464
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,220
Let's...
465
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:31,780
feed the masses!
466
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,660
I was reading that.
467
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,460
I thought you had a big meeting.
468
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,140
I did and I do.
469
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,620
Councillor Sharma here
was just showing me
470
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,460
some of the developments going up
471
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:03,700
in this beautiful, thriving,
some of the developments going up
472
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,540
in this beautiful, thriving,
diverse suburb of ours.
473
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,660
And you just happened to stop out the
front of Mum and Chong's house.
474
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:09,900
And you just happened to stop out the
Is that where we are?
475
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,220
Is that where we are?
476
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:14,020
You know, now that I look around,
this place does look familiar.
477
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,260
Councillor, would you like
a drink of water?
478
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,500
That's great.
479
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,100
'Cause I happen to know
480
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,660
that this kitchen has
a truly north-facing aspect.
481
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:21,900
that this kitchen has
Let's go.
482
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,420
Let's go.
483
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,060
Get out of the way, Arthur. Move.
484
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:26,300
GRUNTS)
Get out of the way, Arthur. Move.
485
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,820
GRUNTS)
Thank you.
486
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,060
GRUNTS)
Shut the door.
487
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,540
Shut the door.
488
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:31,100
Hey, wait.
489
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,500
Can I ask you something?
490
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,540
How come Dad taught you Ga
and not me?
491
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,220
Because I asked.
492
00:20:55,780 --> 00:21:01,620
OK. Now, when you see the signal,
start loading up the grill.
493
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:05,380
Got plenty of stock but...oh,
these puppies are gonna fly.
494
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,580
And if word gets out
there's only a few left,
495
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:11,540
things could get real ugly,
real quick.
496
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,500
OK.
OK.
497
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:22,340
Eugh! Aunty Maggie,
this is a lot of grease.
498
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:25,580
Oh, grease? I just see
more flavour, Emmanuel.
499
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,860
Oh...I'm Ernest.
Oh!
500
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:30,660
That is a great quality to have,
Emmanuel.
501
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,060
(PRACTICES SPEAKING GA)
502
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:43,340
(SIGHS) That stain
from pinot-palooza?
503
00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:43,580
(SIGHS) That stain
Not coming out.
504
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:45,020
Not coming out.
505
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:47,020
You could try hair spray.
506
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:49,820
What - am I trying to make the stain
look good, or...?
507
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,020
Am I a bad son?
508
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:58,020
(SIGHS) Look...
you need some fresh air.
509
00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,220
These chemicals
are going to your head.
510
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,540
Well, I feel like I've been
traded up for a better model.
511
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:06,540
Mum's doing a market stall today
and instead of me being there,
512
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:10,060
there's some really ripped guy who
can never seem to find a shirt there.
513
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:10,300
there's some really ripped guy who
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa.
514
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,020
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa.
515
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,660
Hold up, hold up.
516
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:15,900
Your mum's at the markets?
517
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:16,140
Yeah.
Your mum's at the markets?
518
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:18,020
Yeah.
Is she making the kebabs?
519
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,260
Yeah.
Yeah.
520
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,580
Yeah.
521
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:22,060
We need to go.
This is non-negotiable.
522
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:24,300
I think about those kebabs
all the time.
523
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,060
It's literally the thing I miss most
about our relationship.
524
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,020
I know that sounds bad but it's...
it's true.
525
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,060
Where are you going?
To find my hair spray!
526
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:38,140
We're gonna wrap this up before
lunch. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
527
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:45,060
Right - so, I have you down
for one fufu with peanut sauce,
528
00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:45,300
Right - so, I have you down
two chichingas - anything else?
529
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,940
two chichingas - anything else?
530
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:50,980
Yes - your phone number, please.
531
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:55,820
I'll call out your name
when your order's ready, Tony.
532
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,180
Aunty Maggie!
Oh!
533
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:57,420
Aunty Maggie!
Fire! Fire!
534
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,860
Fire! Fire!
535
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:06,380
Oh, oh!
536
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:08,580
The chichinga is spoilt.
537
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:11,420
There we go - packed with flavour!
538
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:13,420
Oh, thanks.
539
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,660
WOMAN: You know, lunch time
is only so long...
540
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:25,060
I've got your order already,
haven't I?
541
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:26,900
Yes - and you're still waiting?
542
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:30,260
And...and I've got yours coming
and...and you're vegan, yes?
543
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:32,220
But you have fish sauce -
is that right?
544
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:32,460
But you have fish sauce -
Do we even have fish sauce?
545
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,500
Do we even have fish sauce?
546
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,460
Oh, OK. I did...I did...
547
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,940
Give me two of Teshi's finest.
548
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:59,020
Oh, Mum! Are you OK?
549
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,980
Arthur, I bit off
more than I can chew.
550
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,020
Then chew harder.
551
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,900
Put a shirt on, Ernest!
552
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,820
It's the younger generation -
553
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:12,060
they act like they've never
It's the younger generation -
554
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:15,020
they act like they've never
seen a fat fire before.
555
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:18,020
Look, you guys have
so much fresh produce,
556
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:21,060
you should start thinking about
opening your own restaurant.
557
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,220
That is a great idea, Maggie.
558
00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,860
I will take that thought on board.
559
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:31,420
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
560
00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,580
See?
561
00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:37,220
And you thought I couldn't do it.
562
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,380
Hey.
563
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,780
How come you never
cooked chichingas for me?
564
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,900
Ah, you need the pure stuff,
565
00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:00,940
none of the street blow
they sell around here.
566
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:05,020
You know, I've been thinking about
the drive and it's...
567
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:08,700
probably not the best idea
to arrive in Canberra as criminal.
568
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,660
You know, you would fit in.
569
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:16,020
What are you gonna do with Pablo?
570
00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,540
Mmm...
571
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:20,020
you work out a way
to get him back to me.
572
00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:25,500
Uh...
Yoink!
573
00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,340
Mm-mm-mmm!
574
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,820
Well, thanks, Mum.
575
00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:35,020
Oh, you're welcome.
576
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,540
Wait...
577
00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:38,180
what for?
578
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:39,780
For getting me out of my rut!
579
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:40,020
And giving me something
For getting me out of my rut!
580
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,780
And giving me something
to write about for once.
581
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:45,180
Oh, for once? I've already
signed us up for next week!
582
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:45,420
Oh, for once? I've already
Absolutely not.
583
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,940
Absolutely not.
584
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,700
I forgot to do the doughnuts!
585
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,420
Mum, we're not doing this again!
We've got a goat, remember?
586
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:53,060
What a great kid.
587
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,580
Wait - are you talking about
me or the goat?
588
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:59,660
Please, Aunty Maggie,
the last box is inside.
589
00:25:59,660 --> 00:25:59,900
Please, Aunty Maggie,
What do you say, Ernest -
590
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,340
What do you say, Ernest -
591
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:01,580
how about you and me head to town
What do you say, Ernest -
592
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:03,980
how about you and me head to town
and hit some of the clubs?
593
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:04,220
how about you and me head to town
Oh! Arthur, my brother.
594
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:06,460
Oh! Arthur, my brother.
595
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:08,020
I spoke to my parents
596
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,500
and they are hiring me
an apartment in Parramatta.
597
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:14,540
Oh, man! I was hoping maybe we could
have a little Game Box tourney.
598
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,780
Ghanaians vs green-and-gold.
599
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:19,620
To be honest,
I wanted to live with you
600
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,660
so I could embrace
Australian culture
601
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:21,900
so I could embrace
but all you've done since I got here
602
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,500
but all you've done since I got here
603
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:23,740
is sit around, drink alcohol
but all you've done since I got here
604
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:26,540
is sit around, drink alcohol
and argue with your mother.
605
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,820
Yeah, that is the culture.
Yeah.
606
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:29,060
Yeah, that is the culture.
(BEEPS HORN) Let's go, Ernest!
607
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:31,020
(BEEPS HORN) Let's go, Ernest!
608
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:33,500
I can get you a duplex
by the stadium
609
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,580
if we get there by 6:30pm.
610
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:37,620
I'll be right there. See you, Aunty.
611
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,820
Oh - and bring the envelope, yeah?
612
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:41,540
I've got it.
613
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,780
See you!
Bye!
614
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:48,020
Are we being dumped by Ernest?
615
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:50,140
I think so.
616
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,620
Hey, Ernest!
Yes?
617
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,540
Yabba jog-bern.
618
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,420
Pardon?
619
00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,220
Yab...yaaba jog...bann?
620
00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,020
Yabba-jig...yabba jigbann.
621
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,180
Yabba...yabba jerbin.
Come again?
622
00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:02,420
Yabba...yabba jerbin.
Yabba...yabba jerbin.
623
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,020
Yabba...yabba jerbin.
624
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,900
I'm trying to say 'goodbye'.
625
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,180
Oh!
626
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:09,020
Yaaba jogbann!
627
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:12,220
Oh! (LAUGHS)
Blofonyo!
628
00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:12,460
Oh! (LAUGHS)
(BOTH LAUGH)
629
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:14,060
(BOTH LAUGH)
630
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:18,740
Hey!
Blofonyo! (LAUGHS)
631
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,780
Oh, well. Looks like
it's just you and me, Mum.
632
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:22,020
Oh, well. Looks like
Oh, believe me, Arthur,
633
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,020
Oh, believe me, Arthur,
634
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,060
that's more than enough.
635
00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:28,900
Captions by Red Bee Media
636
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:34,220
Hey! Where did you learn
how to do that?
637
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:37,460
Well, you know how you get out of
bed at 10:00am of a morning?
638
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:37,700
Well, you know how you get out of
A lot happens before that.
639
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,700
A lot happens before that.
640
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:42,380
Boom!
Oh, OK.
641
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:42,620
Boom!
(LAUGHS)
642
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,900
(LAUGHS)
643
00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:48,060
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