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I will cross the world and flying I will reach the

outer space.

And I will look for you in Greenland, in

Peru.

Really good. Let me get another. Ooh, wine.

What are we now, royalty? Yes, we are elegant royalty.

Well, it's a pleasure getting trashed with you, Lady Countess. And you, my

Ah, sorry.

I'm so psyched you decided to move in here. Seriously, did you know that they

say this building is supposed to be cursed?

Apparently the Antichrist was born here. Well, I'm not surprised. Some of my

neighbors are freaking weirdos. One's a walking cat.

Ugh, Jesus, the hell?

This is ridiculous.

That's him, the cat.

Open up. We're your neighbors downstairs.

I'd smash down the door, but we're demons. Can't enter unless we're

Oh, like vampires?

No, nothing like vampires. Open up or I swear you'll burn in hell.

Hey, apropos of nothing, how exactly does hell work?

I've seen people hanging in the garden at home and everything, but it's got to

be more complicated than that, right?

Incredibly complicated, Stan. The eternal torches of a damned soul are

all mortal can. It is a true work of precision.

It's an art and you wouldn't get it. Open up!

Hey there. Is there something that we can do to help you two?

That's why we're knocking.

We were wondering if it might be possible to turn down the volume of the

Without making both of you turn down the volume of your fun, of course. Sorry,

Renee here is expecting a pretty important call. Some might say it's life

death. The big C.

Cancer. It's probably nothing.

Doesn't look good. Looks average.

Average to bad. So we decided to drink, just in case. But there's a silver

lining. I may only have months to live, but the doctor is like crazy hot.

Turn up the volume then. No problem. Have fun. We're heavy sleepers. Good

now. See ya.

Holy crap. He looks like a walking cat.

Those two seem really nice. Don't get too attached.

Reeks of death. You mean she... You wanted to know what hell is like?

Buck up, buddy.

Yeah,

get your ass destroyed.

So, think he got the message? Maybe we're a hair too subtle.

It's cool, we're royal subtle countesses.

Seriously, I can't believe you actually live in this building now. Relax. If I

bite it, you can take over the leaf. But you have to keep Nadia.

Then you better not die. I'm allergic to cats.

Oh, baby, are you hungry?

Ah, shit, I don't have any food.

Okay, I guess we'll go see what's open.

You know what would be great? Always being drunk.

Maybe life wouldn't be so ugly.

Yeah, but I only want to go out partying in the nurse hangovers with you.

And what don't you want, then? I don't want to work, put up with assholes, or

have cancer. Not asking for much. Seems reasonable to me.

Hold on.

Oh, shit, it's the hospital. Kind of late. Oh, God, this can't be good. Maybe

the hot doctor is just looking to buy you a drink.

Answer it. I'm going to leave it until tomorrow.

Fuck. It's tomorrow already.

It sure is.

They're moving in a piano.

I always wanted to learn piano.

I played when I was little. Tell me all about it. Another day. I gotta go.

Love you, babe.

All right. I had a piano just like that. Hey, you can't come this way, miss.

Exactly the same. Crazy.

Ma 'am, please get back.

No, no, no, no. I'm not gonna answer the phone. Not now, not now.

Look out!

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

Damn, that was close. Thank God you got out of the way.

That's your phone.

I'm not going to answer. It's my doctor and I... It says boss here. What?

Hello? Where the hell are you?

I think it's Sunday. I'm not on today. It's Monday.

Be here in ten minutes or don't be...

I'm sorry.

I was so sure it was Sunday. Well, as your reward, you get to work double.

I can't. I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah? You got plans?

Must be tickets to the opera.

Maybe I pay you too much.

No, sir. It's my cat. Nadia has no food left. She only eats this one bran that's

hard to find, and... God, your life is sadder than I thought.

Look, your cat will live for a day. Honestly, I don't care.

Do you want to put on your uniform?

I'm getting changed.

Yeah, I realize that.

And you're standing there? It's not okay.

Yeah.

We're deep in the weeds here. A family showed up to celebrate this girl's

quinceañera. We're way behind.

Hear that? Hurry the fuck up.

Hey, Reg, do you mind covering for me tonight? My cat Nadia... You know why

these are called cat and wings?

And why the thighs are cat and thighs?

Because it's the name of the restaurant?

No.

Legally, we're not allowed to use the word chick. Huh?

The things we kill to get this are so genetically modified to get fat and grow

quickly and stuff that scientifically you can't call them chickens anymore.

That's gross.

Mm -hmm. Yeah, they say they have four legs and four wings, but I don't believe

it. And you still eat it?

Mm -hmm. Because it's delicious. Why wouldn't I?

Mm. Mm.

It tastes like nothing.

Eh, maybe a shake or something.

Nadia, I'm home.

Where? I thought it was Sunday.

But the good news is that even though I had to run all around the boroughs, I

found your favorite food.

Here, come eat. Don Whiskers. The brand for the finest cats.

The other brands are gross, but this?

Don Whiskers is just the very best.

Okay, fine. You got me. I put Mr. Cat in a Don Whiskers can.

But how about just once? Look, I promise that tomorrow... You okay, girl?

What's up?

She's normally super affectionate and hungry, and I don't know what's wrong.

Don't worry. We're going to admit her for a few days for observation and to

some tests.

What's an address we can reach you at? The Dakota Building, apartment 766.

Oh, wow. That building's so beautiful.

Here's the quote.

Don't have that kind of money right now. You live in the Dakota.

It's a long story. I may live there, but I'm for sure not rich. Oh, yeah.

Building's full of charity cases.

I live with this crypto investor.

He's let me crash there cheap in exchange for doing chores and going into

room once a week to make sure he's still breathing.

He never leaves.

Look, we can split the payment into two parts. We need the first part now or we

can't keep Nadia. It says everything for your cat right there. Not for free. You

paying with card?

You ever get the feeling sometimes that nothing is real, like it's some stupid

movie? Yeah, girl.

I getcha.

There's a weird light today.

It's kind of gray.

You'll have to pick it up sometime.

Eventually.

Hey, have these always been so tasteless?

No. That's especially nothing today.

Well, at least it's free. I meant to tell you I can't treat you anymore. My

has been giving me shit.

They're ten bucks. It's a special.

Seriously? It tastes like cardboard.

Fuck, I can't even afford this.

Sorry.

Hey, I gotta drink tonight. I can't be sober at home without Nadia.

Don't worry.

I solemnly swear you'll be slammed before you know it.

I'll just be over a bit later.

Yeah? They may be seeing Bobby.

That dumbass? You told me you weren't gonna see him anymore.

It's only to tell him to piss off for good, I promise.

Dammit, I gotta go. The pigeons are getting the world's most expensive

Where are the pigeons?

Hey, that's gonna burn!

Huh? Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Whatever. It's coming out of your check.

Shit.

Good morning. Yeah, if you say so.

You don't have to be scared. You should answer it.

Hey,

I'm sitting at home and I saw something strange.

There's this kind of cushion stuffing in Nadia's blanket. And when I picked it

up, I got this weird, weird sensation.

Please come soon.

I think I'm going crazy.

I don't feel well and I can't come over tonight.

I'll catch you another time, okay?

Hey, we're there, baby!

Shut the fuck up!

It's like everything that's happening is some kind of movie.

Yesterday I googled derealization and it scared the shit out of me.

Then I read this Descartes essay, Do You Know the Evil Demon?

Basically it says that all this could just be the work of a demon.

And then there's the whole thing with my cat and I took her to the vet and...

She didn't seem herself.

Like a toy.

That's time this week.

We'll continue next time.

About that, I don't think I can continue. You can't? The vet costs a

and I can't afford it. Don't worry. I understand.

It sucks because I think I need it more than ever right now. I'm still waiting

on the medical results, and it may seem crazy to you, but I don't know what the

worst possible news will be.

Sorry, I don't know if you get me, but... I'm sorry, we're out of time and

have another appointment.

No, no, I get you.

Look, I'm not supposed to say all this, but it's your last session, so I'm going

to sum it all up for you.

The world sucks, it's normal to feel bad, and it's not your fault.

Thanks.

who's invested in crypto.

Fuck, this building gets so scary.

Okay, now you're talking to yourself.

Everything is looking great.

Tim! Tim!

I'm coming in.

Tim. Hey, Tim. Fuck, that scared me.

I came to get the trash.

How goes the cryptocurrency?

Good, good. You have to hold.

This is time to stand firm, diamond hands.

Yeah, diamond hands.

Of course.

Did you know that Nadia's sick?

In a coma?

Nadia? What Nadia?

Sorry, but I really gotta watch this.

Yeah, of course, I get it. Great.

Have you noticed there's no pigeons?

Or dogs?

How long since you've seen a dog?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Fuck, no!

Uh -huh. What is it?

We lost everything.

It happens. Sometimes we lose everything.

What? What do you mean, everything?

My money, your money, the rent money, all of it. It crashed hard.

Fuck!

What are you saying? My money's with the landlord.

I invested it. There was an opportunity.

I'm sorry. I thought that... Huh?

Huh?

Come on.

Yes? Where the fuck are you? I'm coming. I'm on the way. Don't bother because...

What are you doing?

Passing the time. I like frying chicken. Well, technically not chicken. It's a

hobby. I told you, you're fired.

You can't fire me.

No, I refuse.

Imagine how bad I'm doing that I somehow need this shit. But you cannot fucking

fire me.

I told you to go!

Hey, come on. Let's get going.

Have you looked at this fryer, Reggie?

What's going on?

Everything filthy in this stupid world is concentrated right here, Reg.

Suffering.

Sickness.

Exploitation. Hey, get your face away!

Yes?

This is the final bill. Then you have to decide what you want us to do with the

remains. If you want to keep the ashes, then there's a... I want to see her. I

don't recommend it. I wasn't asking permission.

What are you doing? You can't be in here.

I want to see Nadia. You cannot be back here. I am not leaving until I see my

cat. Please, you have to get out of here.

Hey, think about what you're doing. Let me see her.

This is not my cat. I know it's hard to accept.

It's not even a real animal.

It's a doll.

You can't be here.

I swear, like, I must be losing my mind or something.

Renee, you can't just spend all day drinking on the couch.

We're not 15 anymore.

Hey, I've matured. Now I chug white wine. Look, I'm sorry, but right now,

has to be my priority.

I want to have a kid and...

You? With that piece of shit?

Yeah. That piece of shit and I are going to be parents.

Oh, that's a tremendous idea.

Yeah, super cool.

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. I don't know why I'm laughing so much. It's probably best if

don't see each other for a while.

Sorry.

Wait. I think it's a terrific idea.

Really. Sorry.

Goodbye, Renee. Even better. Have ten kids. That'll be great.

Leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

You can answer.

What? Really, you can answer. It's fine.

Yes? Renee, this is the hospital.

We've been trying to locate you for several days.

Sorry, I've been working and I... We have the results of your tests.

They're all negative.

Really? Yes, you're completely healthy.

I need to know what's happening here. Well, this is... You shut up. We have

nothing to say.

My cat wasn't even real. She was a doll, and I don't understand.

Of course you understand.

No. Unless I'm going crazy.

You know what's happening here.

No, I don't. I don't know.

You can say it.

This is... Yes.

I am in hell.

That's right.

And all the people I've seen, my friends, my boss, who are they? They're

It's all a kind of game, like a play.

And you're the lead and the only audience.

And Nadia?

What about her?

In hell, there are no animals.

She cannot be here.

There are... So she's still alive?

Back in the real world?

Yes, so.

She's alive?

She's alone in my home.

How long?

How long have I been down here?

A week or so.

She hasn't eaten for a week.

Please, you have to save Nadia. She's in my apartment.

I can't enter your apartment. I shouldn't have said anything at all. I

in trouble.

Then she... Then she's gonna die too.

That's not my problem.

Look, there are certain places, horrible places, where evil concentrates and

they connect hell with the world of the living. I cannot say any more.

Thank you.

Concentrated evil.

What the?

You don't work here today.

This friar is concentrated evil.

Oh, no!

You can't do this!

They'll be furious!

You're supposed to be dead. A piano fell on my head. Yeah, I know.

Nadia, my darling.

Coming, coming.

You can't be here. What are you doing here? Protect her. I'll come back from

hell if you don't. You have to go. Right now.

She only eats Don Whiskers.

And likes sleeping in the sun.

Goodbye, Nadia.

I think she prefers to be with you.

In hell, there are no cats.

Then I guess it's not hell.

I spoke to the landlord.

We have to be out in ten days.

We'll figure something out.